Second Date Update UPDATE: Boring Dude

short for Jarmond. Okay, Jarmon arm All right, let's move past. So jarm you said you wanted to apologize to us in your email, So go ahead, go ahead? What Oh? Um? Yeah, so I wanted to apologize in advance. Um, who do not accept? Oh I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Jarmon. You're apologizing to us or to your date. I'm apologizing to you. Why? Well, because I'm a fan of the show and I listened to you guys, I listened to the Second Date updates all the time. Oh, we hate that, You're right, I mean,

that's not why we do this At all. Well, So the thing is that I hear people talk about crazy things that they do on their dates, and none of that happened with me. So that's that's what I would like to apologize for. How dare you apologizing for calling us with a boring story? Yeah? I just I would like your help. But it really was just a regular old, boring date. Okay, that's all right. Why don't you tell us the name of the girl that you want us

to call? Her name is Laurie. Okay, where'd you meet her? We met on a dating app, all right, which I also got from the show you guys are always talking about that's a great way to meet people. Yeah, feel like it's already going to turn out bad if you're taking data and advice from us, But continue, jarm, What did you and Laurie do? Well? I posted a picture and I know cool people call it a pick, but she was the only person who matched with me. Sorry,

we thank you're cool man? Okay, well, thank you, thank you. Welcome. We met at a restaurant, you know, to be safe. We had um, we had dinner, yes, and it was over okay, And what were the highlights there? Jar? We need a little bit more detail. Maybe, Um, I guess that's the problem because I pretty much just told you the highlights. Okay really, so like the best thing that happened is that you went to dinner and talked. Well,

there was one possible thrilling moment. Oh okay, do tell I did try to tell her some elephant jokes to light in the mood. Oh can we hear can we hear one? Try out material at us? Oh? Sure, yeah, yeah, I can tell you one. Um. Okay. So one some hunters were after an elephant and the elephant um didn't know what to do, so he met his friend and on the road and he told old aunt this problem that he had. Yeah, and Aunt said, don't worry, just hide behind me. You get it, because he's small. Well

the aunt a small right, right? Yeah? So jarm did she crack up like we are? Yeah? Well not really. I did try a few more, but I kind of gave up in the middle of my fourth one. She didn't seem to get it. Yeah, you can't expect all these people that you date to get the highbrow elephant humor made. I would say, like, if she's not laughing. Ever, the first one I wouldn't go to the fourth. But but Jarm's an optimist. Yeah, what was the date like at the end, Jarm? We just said good night, we

shook hands and that was it. No. Yeah, are you going to be upset if that's the problem, Jarm, if she was just too bored on the date, I mean, I guess I wouldn't find it that out of the ordinary for me. I mean, I'm not an exciting person. Body, No, I'm not. I mean it's not something that I struggle with. I've accepted it. I'm a pretty boring dude. O. Arm. We're not gonna let you be boring. Okay, We're gonna pull through for you. Yeah, and this is pretty exciting

that you're doing this. Look at you, you're on the You're stepping out of your comfort zone there, Jarm. Yeah. And you know, I've heard you guys work miracles before, and considering she's the only person I matched up with, I thought maybe you could work your magic here. We got this job. We're gonna pull a miracle for you right now. We're gonna play a song, come back, call Laurie and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thank you.

Let me hear you be really excited about it. Jarm, I am that was that's I am very kind of well. Play a song and do it after this. Hold on, you're in the middle of a second date. Update update, we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you here part two. When he goes on a hot date, he's home and in bed by eight pm. Yes, he is. His go to romantic move is to comment on the cleanliness of your silverware. When he tells an elephant joke, he tells four of them, all in a row.

He's the least boring man in the world and his name is jarm Arm. JARMI there, Yes, I'm here. Okay, there he is. There's that intro for you. Jar Jarm went out with a girl named Laurie, and he's worried he may have been a little bit too boring on his date. But Jarm, I don't believe you're boring. I think there's something in your life that you're passionate about. We just don't know it yet. Oh. When I was fourteen, I had a stamp collection. Oh, I also had a

stamp collection, jarm. We also had a sick cat that Pete on the stamp collection. So yes, you are interesting, jarm I love you and we never asked you this. Have you actually tried reaching out to Laurie yet or is this the first time? Um? I have. She hasn't responded, okay, And what did you like about her? Well? I like that we matched okay on the app? Alright, the app match. You're the only one that Oh well, they both find each other attractive. That's a good start. They sound perfect

to me. Yeah. Well, technically she never said that she thought I was attractive, but I can verify that I think she is. Okay, all right, confirmed? All right, jarn I feel like I'm gonna get the We're gonna get the female version of you on the phone here in about thirty seconds. Let's find out. Okay, we're gonna call Laurie for you right now. Are you ready? I am ready? Are you amped up? My palms are a little sweaty, but please yeah, help me? All right? All right, I'm

gonna die the number right now? Here we go? Hello, how can I speak to Laurie? Please? Did she Laurie? How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, him, I'm good how are you. Oh you sound like you listen. Well, it's so funny because I just talked about this show the other night. Oh what complaint blog were you on this time? No? Um, I was talking about it with a date who I'm now like suspicious might be actually

the one initiating this call. You're really good. What's the name of your date? Jarm? Did he ask you guys to call me? So? Wait, you guys were talking about us? We were? Yeah? Was it a fun conversation for you? Um? I mean he brought it up the show, that it's like something he listens to and likes a lot, and so we were just kind of talking about it, and I've definitely heard the show before, but it's sounds like he listens a lot. Okay, So is that why you're

not calling him back? Because he listens to the show, he must be a terrible person. No, no, no, no, not at all. Jarn told us a little bit about your date, and he really likes you, and he's caught onto the fact that you're not responding to him anymore. He wants to know the reason why. I mean, it's not that I am not responding. I just needed a little bit of time. Wait, that means that you had actually thought about going out with him again. Listen, the

date was fun. He's like, really cute. He's got this kind of funny Michael Sarah vibe thing going on. Oh my god, I could totally say that analogy. Actually, yeah, I mean he was worried that he was too boring for you, and it wasn't like a negative thing. He knows fully, very self aware of his boring level. I think it's funny. I like his sort of his personality and his flatness. It's just I just was having some

kind of trouble processing weird thing that happened. What weird thing, I don't know if he told you, guys, um that he was telling some jokes. It's a cable. Oh yeah, yeah, elephant jokes. We heard the one about the aunt. Yeah yeah. We didn't get the other three that he told you, but we heard the aunt one. Yeah. Well I didn't love them because they weren't They weren't very funny. Is that why? No? No, Um, it's not that I don't think he's funny. It's just he couldn't have known. But

I actually have some history with elephants. Your X is an elephant. No, but my uncle was actually just on a safari last year and there was a pretty bad accident with an elephant. Oh no, Yeah, And like the first elephant joke he made, I tried to kind of like avoid it and not really laugh at it and just move on from it. But he kept telling these elephant jokes. Oh my god, how would anyone know? Though? Yeah, did you tell him that you had an uncle that

had a running with an elephant? It sounds like a joke in and of itself. I mean, I know it's not because being honest. Oh no, I know it sounds crazy, but like honestly, it was really traumatic and I wasn't, like really still not ready to talk about it, and I definitely didn't want to talk about it on a first date. And I know it sounds crazy, but my uncle was really hurt. I mean, he's still recovering. Well.

I feel like maybe Jarms should know why you were not laughing and why you were turned off by that, Like you never told that to him? I didn't. You're right, I just wasn't really ready to talk about it. Don't you think he has a right to know? Though? That That's why I mean, eventually yeah, yeah, just don't like you. Yeah, everything else was fine, It's just that one thing kept happening, you know. Yeah, well Moore is about to happen because jarm is actually on the phone and he's been listening

this whole time. What Yeah, he heard and he really wants to talk with you, Jarma, Hold up, he's happening right now. Yeah, he's been listening. Sorry. Oh, I just want to say how sorry I am. I really I had no idea, hey, Jarm, Um, Wow, all right, this is like I'm just a little cut off guard. I wasn't really ready for this. Um, if you don't mind me asking, Um, was it an Indian elephant or an African bush elephant? What? It's not important art matter? I

actually honestly don't even know. It's kind of besides the point, you know. Yeah, yeah again, Laurie. I'm I'm really sorry. Um, thank you? Can I can? I just ask? Was it a kick or a trampling? I'm trying to figure out tournament, Like, really doesn't matter what kind of elephant was or how the accident happened. I really don't want to keep rehashing this. Yeah, John, this isn't like elephant CSI. We don't need to get to the bottom of this case. We're trying to get

back to the date. Okay, maybe driving should concert on the fact that she actually really liked you. Maybe say something nice to Laurie about how you felt about her. Good job, Laurie. I think you are beautiful and I really enjoy talking with you. And you know, if if elephants are no, no, go with something else, try something else. There's literally like an elephant in the room, and it's like it really means it this time. What I was going to say is, if elephants are a problem, we

don't have to ever talk about elephants again. Okay, that's insinuating. I think that's for the best. Yeah, that would be great. I'm just not yet. You know. It's still really really fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally understand that. And in the meantime, if you wouldn't mind letting me know if anyone in your family had any sort of traumatic experience with zebras, because I do know a lot about that species, that is a good good questions. Zebras are safe, jarms, Zebras are safe?

All right? Okay, Well, I'm sensing some positivity here, so With that in mind, we would like to offer to send you and Jarm out on a date and we'll pay for it. Jarm will not make any elephant jokes. I can't wait to hear the zebra jokes they is that he yes, don't say that I know zebra jokes. I just said that I know a lot about the species, but I'll have to look up some zebra jokes. But I'm okay. Well, there you go. He can give you a PowerPoint presentation on the origins of zebras and then

throwing a joke. Would you like to sign up for that? We'll pay for it. Sign me up. I can't wait to see the PowerPoint presentation. Oh my god, day, I don't know why. I'm so shocked. I'm sorry, Jar, I don't need to be so shocked, but holy hell, no, I'm I'm thrill. Hooray, We're thrilled for your Jar. Congratulates Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You just heard a second date update from a few months ago, and we actually have the couple back on the phone with us. Oh,

I'm so excited. Jarm and Lorie, welcome back. Hi, thanks for having us. Oh that's a happy voice, jar, are you there? I am here and I am also happy? Yeah sound okay? What does that mean? How's things been since you guys were on the show with us a few months ago? They've been pretty good. It's been nice. You know. It was kind of tough at first. Definitely caught a lot of flak from friends and family for a dating guy. That put me on air, right, Yeah,

that's awesome. So what was the second date? Like, we went to dinner. I want you guys to know that I took your advice and I started the second date off with a zebra joke. Oh no, I want to hear it. Yeah, I want to hear the joke. Okay, what's the joke? God? You want to hear it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, go ahead? Okay. Um, why aren't zebras fans of coloring books? What they don't like having to stay in between the lions? Lions? Okay?

I don't know if that was worth it, John, I think that got laur into the bedroom with that one. I don't know about all that. So has there been more dates since then? Are you guys like a couple. We've we've actually been on four dates since the second date, So that would make six sixth dates. Why so what do you think of Laurie? Where's your status set? I mean, he's he's exactly right, definitely no titles yet. We are taking it slow and you know, yeah, it's it's going good.

But you're not official. Well we're not official, but um we have kissed a few times and um, you know, I don't want to kiss and tell, but we did kiss. Okay, that's exactly. Oh my god. Okay, now my parents are definitely going to give me even mark. But no, we only kiss. We haven't gone all the way. It's it's it's just so oh. I feel like Jarme's gonna call us in a couple months and be like, yeah, he's gonna forward us some picks. He's like, Lorie, just say

it's going really great. Oh my god. No, but seriously, we're so happy for you guys. That sounds awesome. So you're planning to keep going on dates? Yeah, And actually I was wondering, um, if you guys had any suggestions for another date idea, because I was thinking it might be nice, uh, just in exchange for us giving you this update, if you guys could pay for it like you did last time, and you want not just like

in exchange. Okay, so you want to get paid for Collie, not paid just you know that, you know, maybe you would pay for the date. We can send you out again. What do we have gift cards for right now? We'll find something back in the promotions. Yeah, we'll talk to that. We'll see what do you guys want to go see? Like an improv show? We have some passes for one of those. Oh, um, do you have anything else? Improv is fine? That's not amazing, Okay, fine, Um, yeah, I

guess we'll take that then. See. Hey, he's already a good a good guy. He's like letting her take the leak. All right, Jar, we'll send you the passes. Keep us updated on how your relationships going. All right, thank you, all right, we appreciate Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.