It's time for your second date update. And you know, when we're out at events, people always ask us what happened to so and so. You guys should do third date updates. Sometimes those people that we send out on dates do keep in touch with us. Sometimes they stay together, sometimes they break up. Sometimes there's a missing person's reports. There's all kinds of interesting things that happens when we send these people out on their dates. But one couple
emailed us recently. They did their second date update back in February. Marcus and Tara. If you don't remember, Marcus was the virgin who wasn't calling back because of a huge miscommunication. Marcus, the Virgin thought she whispered something very inappropriate into his ear. A lot of our listeners are familiar with this one, but if you're not, we're gonna play it for you right now, and at the end of it, we have an update from Marcus and Tara
Freaking Jewels second date Update. The girl on the phone for today's second date update has done something that I have never done, something that I never want to do. She went on a day with an adult virgin. Sounds terrible to me, but that's who she wants. Us to call today is a guy named Marcus, And apparently that's one of the issues that she thinks might have been kind of weird on her date, is that the dude is an adult and he's a virgin, and I don't know,
we'll get into it, but Tea, how are you doing? Hi? Guys, can't believe we're already dubbing her date Marcus the adult virgin. What you have to do? What you have to do? First of all, how did you meet this dude? I met him on a dating site? Okay? What website? Was it Adult virgins dot com? Were you like trolling for virgins online? No? No, it was dot com? Okay, all right?
And what were you attracted to online? About him? We had a lot in common and he just seemed like, Okay, I don't want to sound weird, but he seemed like genuine, kind of innocent in a way, and I just he seemed really sweet. Okay. And how long did you guys chat online before you decided to go out. I was like four or five days, Like we had been like getting a really nice connection with each other, which I thought was really cool, Like, oh, this is a real guy,
Like I could have a real seat with him. Is this the first time you've ever online dated. I've done like the cheaper like the app one on your phone, plenty of fish things like that. Yeah. Yeah, those aren't where you find the prime grade a beef online, you know what I mean. Yeah, it wasn't like the freeb ones where they just wanted to hook up with you. It was like he seemed like he actually wanted to have a conversation. Of course, those ones probably scare him.
He's a virgin. So what did you guys end up doing when you went out? We start off and run to a bar, really low key, we just got some drinks. Did he seem nervous or you know, did he feel the stereotype I guess of a virgin. I mean there was definitely like more of like a sweet quality chant than any other guy I had really gone out on a date list. Like, he wasn't pushy, he was a little flirty, but it's like, I don't know, I could feel very comfortable with him. So how was the actual
date like? When you guys were out having drinks? Was everything cool? Yeah? Yeah, it was cool. It was like having really nice conversations and drinking and finding out more about each other. It was I think it was really good first Dave, And how did everything in with you guys? Did you seem like he enjoyed himself? Well the date, the date actually continued after we got drinks. Oh, we actually went back to my apartment. Oh you just forward with the adult what'd you guys do at your apartment?
And how'd you lure him back there? Candy? It was very innocent. It was just literally I just said, want to keep hanging out. My apartment was very close to the bar. We wanted to go back watch a movie, and we you know, we kissed and stuff, nothing like you know, so you guys actually watched a movie together. I mean we started watching a movie and then you made out a little bit. Yeah, well yeah, but that
quickly began us getting a little physical. How physical for him, like holding hands or I mean we didn't have sex, let's just say that, but we you know, we got to know each other. I was hoping you got to demolish his vehica on the first night. He's like, effort. So you guys, you guys messed around a little bit. I mean we fooled around and we had been drinking.
So now I'm starting to think that maybe I pushed him a little bit or something, because I don't know, I kind of feel bad that maybe he didn't necessarily want to do that. Did he seem like he was bothered by it? I mean, everything you've told me just sounds like he was into it. I mean, he was into while we were doing it, but it was kind of an abrupt end. He kind of was like, I gotta go, I'll call you tomorrow, and kind just okay. Maybe he's just worried that, like things were going to
progress too quickly from that point. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean it's it's been like ten days now and I haven't even heard from him. So yeah, maybe he's just frustrated with me because I was moving too cookie for him and he already kind of, you know, told me his deal, and maybe I kind of like stuffed over. You know what. I never asked you this question, Tara, Are you a virgin? I am not a virgin? Well, I do I want to make sure like we're making fun of this guy, go like, oh, he's a but
you could have been too. I had no idea. I mean, I don't want to just like label you as a not a virgin if you are. Yeah, so how many dudes? I'm not gonna get all right, I don't need that information. I guess what's the last thing that he said to you before he left? Literally the last thing he said was he would call me the next day. He hasn't called you the next day. All right, I think that's a good sign that maybe he doesn't want to talk to you. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back,
call him and get your second Date update. Okay, all right, thank you guys. All Right, remember to stick around after we play the next part of today's Second Date update, because we're gonna talk to Marcus and Tara again right afterwards. Apparently they have an update on what's happened between them since we recorded this a few months ago. But first, let's hear part two of their second Date update, Brooking
jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for the second part of your Second Date update, it's sort of a role reversal. Today, Tara is on the phone and she wants us to call this guy named Marcus. Tara thinks he might have been a little scared and she might have been moving too fast for him, because that dude is a virgin. Tara is definitely not a virgin, right, Tara, No,
I'm not a virgin. But Tara feels like maybe when they were messing around after their date they went back to her house, she feels like she might have been moving too fast for him because the dude is a virgin. Do you think he's going to be really upset that you've broadcast on the radio that he's a virgin. He didn't seem too embarrassed about him being a virgin, So I don't know. I think I think he'll be all right. I guess I've never asked you how old he was?
How old is he? He's twenty eight? Okay, yeah, if you've been a virgin, it's twenty eight years old. You're probably used to it by now. All right, I'm gonna doll the phone number, see if we can get him on the phone and find out exactly why he's not calling you back. Okay, all right, thanks guys. Well, Hey, can I speak to Marcus? Please? Yeah? This is hey Marcus, how are you doing? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning from Whole Brooke and Jewel in
the morning the radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because you recently went on a date with one of our listeners and they emailed me about you. Really yeah, and apparently now you're not calling her back. Okay, who is it? Her name is Tara. Do you remember going out with a girl named Tara? Yeah? Okay, Well, Tara sent us an email and said that she really enjoyed your time together. But apparently it's been like ten days and you haven't
called her when you said you would. So she asked me to get you on the phone and find out if she did something wrong on the date. Okay, what she tell you? She said that you guys met online, went out for drinks, ended up back at her place kind of you know, made out, messed around a little bit, and then at some point you just said that you need to slow down and then you left. So she told you about our date. Yeah, it's in the second
We do call the second date update. Somebody emails us, they tell us all about the date, and then we see if we can get that person on the phone. And today that person is you, Marcus. Okay, do you have a few minutes to talk to us about your date with terror? I guess. Okay, So did you like Tara? Yeah? Tara was nice. Okay, so everything was good, But you're not calling her back when you said you would because, yeah, things moved a little too fast. I guess you could say. Okay.
You know, when we talked to Terror, she told us about that she was worried that maybe she moved too quick for you. She mentioned that you have never been with a woman before. She told you everything. Yeah, but that's fine, dude, Hey, that's your thing whatever. Who cares, But that's what she told us. And she thinks that maybe she tried to move too fast for you and that scared you off. I think she's right, right, Oh wow? Okay, but if she knows that, I mean, wouldn't be grounds
to never call her again? Wouldn't you just want to talk about that with her? I just don't know if I'm her type of guy. What do you mean by that? Maybe she needs someone I don't know a little more her speed? Okay? Are you just looking for somebody who just is not interested in sex at all right now? Or no? I want someone interested in sex, I guess,
but just maybe on my turbs? Very very slow, Marcus, can you just tell us what happened to make you feel uncomfortable so that we can at least let her know, because she's really curious as to why you're not calling her back. All right, Well, things got a little physical. I mean we kissed a little m I guess she kissed my neck. I don't know. We were getting a little physical, okay, and was that it? Then it was
just too physical for you with the kissing. I mean she she did tell us that you guys made out and messed around a little bit. Yeah, and then she started to take my shirt off, okay, Yeah, and she's like just in my neck and then she goes out and licks my armpits. What she licked your armpit on purpose? I don't know. I can see how that would make you feel uncomfortable, though, especially if your arm it's Harry gross Man's armpits are not attractive. I just can't believe
that would be intentional. Well, I guess it was. It was kind of on the side of my armpit, like in the area she was looking like the area. Okay, So you can't really hold that against her then, because it's not like she like grabbed your arm held your hand in the air. And just licked your pit. Maybe she didn't mean to do that, maybe did it? Did it totally like kill the mood right then, and you just wanted to stop. It was actually what she did VEXT that really killed the move and I said, I
need to end this. I gotta get out of here. WHOA what could top licking your armpit? She's she's in that area. And then she comes up and whispers in my ear? Can I blow air into your butt? What? Excuse me? Could you repeat that? Can I blow air into your butt? She did not whisper in your ear asking permission to blow air into your backside? Are you serious, Marcus? Marcus, you're one hundred serious of me right now? How was you right about that? I don't know why you could,
but wow, I don't know. I've never I've never heard of that before. But I know a way to find out, Marcus. Tara is actually on the other line listening right now. What Yeah, And I need to know from her. Tara, did you ask Marcus if you could blow air to his bottom? I don't even want to talk right now. I am mortified. Yeah, this is kind of awkward, Marcus. I did not say that. I did not say anything like that. You didn't say, can I blow air into
my butt? No? I don't even understand. Oh my god, Well, Tara, how could Marcus mishear that? I didn't say anything like that at all. I said, Oh my god, I was asking if you like it when people blow air into your ear? How do you get still weird? But how do you get light ear? I heard can I blow air into my rear? Oh? So you thought she said can I blow air into your rear? Yeah? Man, that's amazing. Marcus. You must have been You must have been so shocked
when you heard that. If somebody had asked me that can I blow errant in your rear? I wouldn't have known what to say. What do you say to that? I just had to get out of here. Yeah, I am. First of all, I'm mortified that you went a week thinking that I had said that to you. I was trying. I was trying so hard to be respectful and I because I really like you. And I've been so embarrassed because I thought you thought I was just going too far.
And I guess you did think that. Yeah, I guess it's my faults, and I mean, yeah, just a failure to communicate. Yeah, yeah, just bad communication there, That to what it is, Because I Marcus, I really like you. I think we had a really good date. No, I had a great time until you told me we wanted to go errand to my button. Well, now that you know she didn't tell you that, Marcus, would you like to go out with Tara again? I will pay for a second date for you guys, absolutely. I mean, as
long as there's no blowing Aaron into rulers. I'm there, Tara. Can you guarantee me? I don't know if anybody's ever asked you this before before you go on a date, but can you guarantee me, Tara that you will not blow air into Marcus's backside unless you asked for it? I will not, all right, Marcus, you have the no air in the bum guarantee. Yes, and you guys are gonna go out on a second date. Okay, thank you,
thank you. Yeah, congratulations, Tara, you got your second date? Yay. Yeah. See, that's why we have second date updates to fix these kind of problems. You know, Broken Jewel in the Morning. That was a second Date update that aired earlier this year that has a lot of people talking because it's hilarious. And when we're out of Evince and stuff like that, people always ask us, Hey, why don't you ever go us updates on the people that actually agree to go out at the end of a second date update, So
we thought we would start doing that. Marcus and Tara are actually on the phone and we're going to see how their relationship has progressed since they went out on their second date. Hey, guys, how are you doing good? Good? Thank you for coming back on the show. We appreciate it. Thank you. So it sounds like everything is going okay since you actually are agreeing to talk to us on the air together. Everything's great. Actually, it's really good. I
do have a question. It's always interesting how did your friends and family react after hearing you in the second date update, especially you Marcus, who thought that she was whispering in your ear? Can I blow in your rear? Six months, I have not heard the end of it from my friends. I'm just impressed that you agree to do this whole thing again. It's I mean, I have to laugh at it now. I'm at work and I have friends blowing air in my ear like that, and
you guys have obviously been dating now for a while? Yeah, six months? Or are you in a fish couple? Yeah? I mean we're pretty official. We're Facebook officials, so I time, and there hasn't been any more awkward miscommunications between the two of you so far in your relationship. No, we pretty much get each other now. And yeah, we're just having fun and we really enjoy each other. How about the virginity? Is that still there? Marcus? You're going to ask.
I wanted to know too, though, I am still a virgin serious after this long? Yeah, you know I wanted to wait. So you're gonna wait until, like you get married. Wait, No, we have a plan. You have a plan, oh, virgin? What's your plan? Yes, we do. We're we're gonna plan an international vacation and and that's where it's gonna happen. Where are you hoping to do it? Where do you want to do it? Well? Not not in the butt.
I'm still not into that. No, I don't like the location on the body, Marcus, I mean, like, what what city or country? I apologize, Mexico, Marcus, you have a baby. You are always kind of misunderstanding things, aren't you. I guess, so I'm sorry that's what my head was that, I'm sorry, what country are you hoping to do it? I missed it. I was too busy thinking about way the way you answered my question. We're thinking Mexico, you know, on the beach,
a few drinks and then tarante or bikini. You know that'll help. And then you can always invite a young Latino man named Hector into the bedroom with you, guys, show you how it's really done. Nor so you're I mean, you're predicting like you guys are going to be in
this relationship for the long haul. It looks like it's six months having a really good time, long enough to at least he finally gets some action and then he's like, yeah, I want everything I want, I want it all, you know, I really I don't think I would have waited the song for anyone else, but he's definitely worth it, and I think it's about time. Well that's awesome. Yeah, well,
congratulations you too. Thank you for updating us on what happened since you guys have gone out from your second date update, no problem, Thank you guys, and Marcus, congratulations on your vacation. I hope everything goes well for you and it doesn't hurt too bad. It hurts by day. Don't tell him that it hurts. If you if you've never done it before, it's very painful. So hope everything goes well. And Tara, I hope that you aren't going to be too disappointed on your vacation. I'll be in Mexico,
so it'll be okay. Yeah, she'll be drunk just enough. At least I can go get some sun
