Second Date Update UPDATE: Asparagus Love

they love the senior citizens, they do. Or McCauley Culkin and every hot girl he's ever dated. How did he get with Mila Kunis? Huh? What is going on there? Money? Money, They're all rich, exactly. They all love each other. See, it's mysteries like this that just confound my mind. And we have a guy on the phone for a second date update who admits he had a mismatch date and he was the lucky one. Oh that's a good place to be, yeah, but maybe that's why he's not getting

a call back. Now. His name's Curtis. What's up, Curtis, Yo? How are you guys doing? Oh, Curtis, you dating up. Yeah, pretty much. I kind of I kind of outkicked my coverage on this one. Yeah. So what's this girl's name? Her name is Ashley. We met got together with mutual friends that I get together, Um, just in a backyard and wow, not to be crashed, but she's an absolute smoke show. So did you get a chance to talk

to her? Nope? Well yeah, I mean she's studying and she's never been around these friends before, so it was like I immediately noticed her. I introduced myself eventually, And were you nervous? What were you feeling like in that moment? Yeah, I mean there's definitely butterflies because I mean she is that much of a knockout. So yeah, but you know,

I had a little bit of liquid courage going. Okay, at some point I made an office in comments about KFC and how I kind of waste there was KFC at the cookout or kind of just like pot luck. Really basically you're just trashing on everybody's food and saying that why don't we just do takeout? I mean to be fair of the food with hot garbage. So it was accurate. Yeah, So like I said that, and I'm like, you know, I could really use some extra Chrispy and

she's like extra Chrispy. I'm like, yeah, KFC, I'm kind of a I'm kind of a KFC and she's like, oh my god, I love KFC too, and I'm like, wait what So yeah, we did like that. Is that really shocking to you that somebody else loves KFC. I mean, I guess I said that in jest in some way, because I do actually am very much into KFC. It was a meeting point for us. And it's hard to believe that hot girls even eat sometimes, I mean exactly. I mean I figured she was on like a fully

vegan diet or whatever, but she wasn't. And we started chatting. She's a flight attendant, which she's always on the go, so that's why she's run into KFC and yeah, I've got enough courage up after that, and I was like, do you want to go out some time? And she's like, yeah, i'd be great. Nice. When she said yes, it was like, I think I let out an audible sigh, which was probably not the coolest thing to do. Yeah, but you know what, though, it's good to be not cool, especially

around women who are ultra beautiful. And I really think that because it's so refreshing to see someone just be themselves from your mouth to God's ears. I mean like hopefully, hopefully that was the case. So what did you guys do for your actual date? So we went out to this nice place. You know, certainly I can have seen a and at one point I kind of I made a joke about, you know, waste your shooters and being an approdsiac adsac jokes are always funny. Don't let brook

our negativity get you down, thank you. I mean, well maybe maybe not, because I then kind of doubled down and made it made a joke about Asparaguss makes your pie smell like my understanding. And I'm not sure if it's an old wives tale or anything, but I've always heard it like Asparacus really gets libido going. It's real. You know you wait, is that the joke or are

you being serious? I don't know that's serious. I mean that's what i've heard, And I mean, you know, I wasn't like, hey, this is an automatic hookup or anything like that. But you know, again, I was nervous and I thought, you know, she kind of liked the first but I was going down every food item and telling yeah, good night breadsticks, Hu, girl, is that what you're hud for? Yeah, And it didn't help that I was like kind of stuffing my face at the time with asparagus. Yeah, all right,

that might have put a wrench in things. Were you able to recover. I'm guessing it didn't help. I mean, look, it seemed like the rest of the date went well. We talked about what she does, and I feel like there was a moment towards the end of the date afterwards where I could have kissed her buts and I didn't see the opportunity and I'm regretting it, and I feel like a jack. But it's like I'm not sure what it is on the radio. But yeah, it's been a few days and just ghost City and I haven't

heard anything from her. Okay, well, I mean she is a flight attendant, so she may just not be home, Like yeah, no, I mean that's certainly a possibility. I just kind of feel like, you know, the clock struck midnight and here I am, and like it was kind of like all a dream and she's you know, kind of realized that I'm kind of a schmuck in some way. But a schmuck with lots of asparagus. So you've got something going for you. We're gonna play a song. We'll

come back call Ashley for you. We'll try and get you a second date update or I Curtis awesome, Thank you guys. All right, hold on, you're in the middle of a second date update update. We're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you. Here part two if you're just tuning in for the second eight update. We're on the phone with Curtis, who met a beautiful flight attendant named Ashley. Yes, and he describes Ashley as

being a little bit out of his league. They bonded over their mutual love of fine cuisine, specifically Kentucky fine cuisine. Yeah but yeah. When he took Ashley out, he may have made a few too many jokes about afrodijiacs over dinner. He also felt like he missed out on a good opportunity for a first kiss. But he's hoping that we can call up Ashley, his long lost flight attendant, and help him book a one way trip to her heart.

Oh that was cute, now, Curtis, and keeping with standard safety regulations, I will need to perform a cavity search before we make this phone call on myself, not on you. Okay, how are you still finding stuff up there? Like? Yeah, it's cavernous? What can I say? All right, CURTI is you ready to do this? Yeah? Yeah, for sure? Okay, I mean, are you as nervous now as you were the moment you asked her out? Way? More? Oh more? Okay, So we're not in a healthy spot right now, Curtis.

Just know that. I mean, there could be a reason why, you know, a perfectly logical reason why she's not calling you back. The sound of me knocks on wood. Okay, all right, well here we go. We're gonna dial the phone number and we're gonna see if Ashley answers. You ready? Yeah, okay, let's do this. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Ashley please? This is Ashley. Hi, Ashley, My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a second to talk with us, seriously,

this is the radio Yeah. Oh my god, Wow, there's more of you. Oh my, Ashley, Hi, what's up. I can't tell if you know the show or not, but we're doing something called a second date update. I have heard of this. Okay, so you know that the way it works is if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person to try and figure out the reason why. So someone I went out with called you. Yeah, a guy emailed us about

you named Curtis. Okay, okay, okay, that's still positive. You met Curtis at the barbecue. Yes, I did. I feel bad. I saw he texted me. I am a flight attendant, so I'm like always traveling for work. So I didn't really mean to like not respond to him. Oh my god, that's what I told him, that that was a possibility, and he thought for sure you were standing him up, he said, ghost City. Oh no, I was like out

of town. I just kind of missed it. I meant to respond, but no, I really wasn't like intentionally ghost at him or anything. So you're gonna call him back? Yeah, I mean he was like a really nice dude. I would definitely hang out him again. So no issues with him, Like, no like asparagus issues or anything weird. Oh he made a joke about asparagus, which I mean, I've not heard before, but it's very educational, so I don't know. Okay, so it's all good. Yeah, no, he was really fun. Actually, Okay,

this is a lot easier than we thought. I mean when I when I told him it may be something just totally normal. I was lying to him when I said that in the beginning. Yes, yeah, I am. I'm like, because this never happens. Um, well this, I guess this is going to happen earlier than it should. But Ashley, we forgot to tell you that Curtis has been on the phone listening this entire time. He wants to talk to you. Curtis. Yes, no, no, I'm thrilled. This is amazing. Hi,

what's going on? Incredible? What's up? Man? Hi? I can't believe you called the radio, but you know, yeah, well I was. I was a little bit concerned, and I mean, look, I'm full disclosure, like guys like me don't end up with girls like you. So I just like it was all right. Yeah, I'm beyond super stoked and the Curtis. But hold on, like you're gonna talk yourself out of a date here, let me just ask her before it gets out of hand. Ashley, would you be willing to

go on a second date with Curtis will pay for it? Yes? I would be willing to do amazing. Well, congratulations Curtis. Yeah, you got the easiest second date update we've ever done. And she said such nice things about you, Curtis, I know. Yeah, wow, I can't believe you were so nervous about this. I mean I was nervous. I guess now, Like now, I guess I could say, like because it's gonna happen. I mean,

I've been in love with her for like two years. Basically, hold on what you said you'd never met her before,

I haven't met you. Well, like I you like the people you might know option on Facebook that algorithm or whatever, because obviously mutual friends, your profile came up, and yeah, I don't know, I've just been kind of looking at your profile and looking at your pictures in Greece, and you know you would actually like like KFC and stuff like that, and so I kind of commented on that at you made that comment because I I'm not on my Facebook that I like KFC. That's why you said that.

Well hold on, yeah, I mean it's I don't I mean, it's not that weird. I mean, ultimately, you know everything else. Hold on, you didn't tell us that you had known her before this. You said you just know her. He knew her Facebook profile? Yeah, I did not know him, and so we met at our friends party. I Curtis, I don't know that I would have told me this if I read Yeah, dude, I feel kind of awkward. I mean, the thing is, Curtis, what's weird about it? Is it? Like? Why wouldn't you just DM her on

Facebook two years ago and say, hey, what's up? We have mutual friends? Like the whole two years of looking at her page is kind of creepy, band because it's a lot different to just like DM somebody, especially a chump like me, Like she'd probably look at my Facebook coup and they're like, who in the hell is this loser? Oh buddy, did you know that she was going to be at that party that your friends were throwing? I mean, yeah, I figured as much. I mean I also did check

with one of our friends just to be sure. But no, but that's fine. I mean it's kind of like a setup, right, Like if your friend was in on it, it's almost like a setup. Actually, how are you feeling hearing all this,

You know, I'd feel a little weird about it. I wish, like, full disclosure, you would have just kind of told me that up friend, because now it feels like you were hiding it or trying to be someone based on my Facebook profile, and I just, you know, I like you, Like I wouldn't have thought you were a chump or something. So I don't know, I feel a little weird. I honestly, Actually,

I don't think that it's that big of a deal. Honestly, I think that social media is a weird thing these days and people don't know how to navigate it all the time. And he obviously thinks that you're way out of his league. Yeah, I mean you guys, have you too friends? Like, there's people that can vouch for him that he's not some stranger that is just stoking you. That's really fair. You're right, Yeah, you're friends with people for years online. I know kids, and I'm like, oh,

they've grown up so much. I've never even met the You're following children online, following parents and they post picts of their kids next time. See that's a lot stranger then what I see what he's talking about you know someone but you don't know. Okay, Yeah, everyone's a creep, I guess. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I know it's your profile. I've really admired you. I didn't you know from there. It's like you get to a certain point. I don't know. It's just now and you know, and I appreciate you

telling me now on the radio. And I promise there's nothing else that I'm hiding that I wouldn't that I would drag you onto a radio show floor that I haven't told you or anything like that. Yeah. When you say that, it makes it sound like there is. I promise you there's nothing. Okay, Well we react. Yeah. Now I'm like, I feel like I feel like I need to reask the question again because we have new information and what we had the first time. Ashley says, cool man. Yeah,

I just want to avoid any liabilities on our end. So, Ashley, would you like to go out on another date with Curtis? We'll pay for it. Pretend I didn't ask you the first time. One day, Yeah, yes, I will, um, yeah, okay, hey, but it was still yes. Take it as a win and that's a w Curtis, Well, yeah, oh, don't trust me. I'm yes, amazing, thank you. Well, wow, this is amazing. This is the first time we've ever had two yeses by the same person on a second date. Update dys Now, Yeah, yeah,

I guess I'm kind of breathing the mold here. I'm somewhat of a pioneer. All right, luck, let's celebrate. Get out the asparagus. Come on, And just to be clear, the date you guys are paying for is not a cascip right broking Jeffrey in the morning. All right. It's been almost a year since we've had them on. Oh my gosh, that's a long time. Yea, And now they are back once again. Ashley and Curtis are with us today to give us an update on their relationship. How's

it going you guys, Hi, guys doing well? Have you guys? Have you guys been able to manage your fame since being on our show? Oh? Yeah, everywhere? Yeah, So, aside from all the fame that you guys are experiencing, how's the relationship going. Are you guys still together? Are you married? Well, we are together. We've been dating since we were on. Oh my god, that's like a long term relationship. It's a lot of KFC Dinners that you guys, Yeah, only can see the whole time. That's the only place we go.

So what does what does that mean? Are you living together? Are you just where are you at? So we've just been dating. We actually just got back from a two week long trip together and during the trip we stopped at my family's house that he met my parents for the first time. I see like her more or less after that experience. Don't answer that, bro, I mean it was a really fun time. Her parents are super nice, awesome nice. There was there was some pressure to put

a ring on it. Who really they were mostly joking, like they're kind of old fashioned. They've seen me get hurt sometimes, they're not super serious about that. I don't think what it is they see you're happy, which, okay, is that something that you're open to, Curtis? Yeah, I mean I don't see what's going down the aisle right now, but you know it's it's a long way off, okay, Okay, I agree with that, Like, I think we need a little more time. I would say, you don't rush it right.

Forever is a long time, trust me, sure, I mean for me, I was taking more along the line to like three or four years or so, and Mike said that run around that. Okay, I have not heard that, Mr. But three or four years until you get engaged, is that what you're saying. Yeah, well you don't agree with that. Actually use this set you want to take slow? Well, I just I haven't heard three or four years. Like, if that really how long you want to wait for that, babe?

Like it took me two years to even muster up the courage to even ask you out in the first place. We'll talk about it like a happy medium, like a year and a happy year vibe. I think sounds good. I think you're just gonna end up doing whatever, Ashley says. I think it's cute that you have a decision in all of this. All right, we don't have to decide on a specific date when you're going to get right now, we're going to go and we're invited, yes, and it's

catered by KFC. Yeah, all right, Well, congratulations, it's good to hear from you two again. Thank you guys so much. By the way, guys, keep us updated. Faking Jeffrey in the morning