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Second Date Update: UnPop The Question

Dec 31, 202116 min
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Leslie said "Yes" to Matt's proposal of marriage but hasn't committed to a second date. Sure, it was a sham proposal for free stuff from a restaurant but that's sweet too, right?

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Second Date update. Today's second date updates. It's going to be a little different than any other second day update we've ever done on this show before. Normally the people we call have been out together on one, maybe two dates, But the couple we're speaking with today are already engaged. What that doesn't work for the segment. I'm not sure why we need to intervene on this, but let's speak with the future groom. Matt Matt masel Tov MASELTV. Good morning, guys,

thank you for taking my call. Yeah, tell us more about what's happening with the situation that you're in. Well, we were calling a girl named Leslie. Please wait hold on. Is it your fiance though, or are you seeing somebody else on the side. Oh it's complicated. Oh my god, you cha. We cannot do this. No, so listen, She's a girl who I met on tender What why you said you were getting married? Let's you're Matt l before you had jumped to conclusions, Hang up on, Matt, I

hate Matt. Hold on, Matt, Let's let's hear your story. Please don't hate me. This has already very difficult. Okay, So you just need a little bit of backstory, So Tinder, when I first started it, it wasn't really working for me, like the first couple of months that I was signed up for the service. But then I was getting a few matches because I had changed my profile picture and

the pick that I damned You're welcome. I sent you that picture of myself and I know it got a lot of hits for you, so yeah, no, it was great. They were like, wow, you're way more handsome now, and I was like, yeah, no, no, I put a picture of myself in a tuxedo getting down on one knee as if I was proposing to whoever clicked on a picture. Okay, except for are you engaged? No, I am not engaged at this time. That was the part that caught her attention.

She reached out to me and she asked me like, why was I in a talk and who am I proposing to? So I said, very cleverly to you, so you're not a cheater. It's just a gimmick to get more swipes on tender. She thought that was very funny.

So then I came up with a great idea for a date for her, and I I was like, listen, what if I took you to a restaurant where I propose to you, because of course it's going to a be a fake proposal, but if we do it in the middle of the dinner, it'll not only be kind of funny, but you know, who knows, maybe we'll get some free stuff from the restaurant. Like, well, so your first date idea was to propose to her propos she was well aware that it was a fake proposal. It's

a cute story. Like our first date, we actually kind of got engaged. Doesn't leave much room for growth though, Like on the first date, you propose, what do you do for date number two? I love it well and hopefully you're not a man who would actually propose in a restaurant, because come on, guys, get more risin. I'm just saying, yeah, it's all our listeners who've proposed in restaurants before hate you. But you could have gotten a little more creative back. Well, okay, Brook, where did you

get proposed to? What magical place was it for you? In the woods? And then we got lost for forty five minutes because my husband was so nervous he didn't really keep track of where we were walking to. You can't get lost in a restaurant. Yeah yeah, there's signs all over the place in a restaurant. Yeah. So wait, so she was down for this. She was up for it. It was down for it. We did it. We went to the restaurant. I got down on my knee and

gave like a little old speech. Everyone started clapping and they were like big applause. I mean, it was absolutely hilarious. I even got like a fake diamond ring to really sell it. Oh my god, it's like taking your like fake birthday to a whole nother level. And the plan worked because the restaurant gave us a free dessert and a free bottle of champagne, so it was totally worth it. She completely we oversold it with like fake tears and clapping and all that stuff, Like it was just great.

That's really funny, romantic. Right, I'm there both involved, So it's like, I mean, she's not not calling me back because she actually thought it was real or supping. Right, So here's where we hit the snag. So afterwards, you know, we're leaving the restaurant and I was walking her to her car, and you know, we were joking about like the hypothetical wedding, and I said, what should we do next? How should our moms get involved? And like she laughed.

But then afterwards, like we were saying good night and she gave me a hug, which was weird because we had just kissed in the restaurant for like the fake proposal. So I was just trying to assess the situation. I was like, Okay, well, do you want to see each other again next week or do you want to do another fake engagement proposal thing? And she's like, you know, let me she said, she'll let me know. I mean, you have your fake wedding party coming up, Like what's

going on? Right? Right? So anyway, so she said she'd let me know. And then since then communication has been very limited, Like well, I mean, you're already proposed to her, like she needs to make the next move. If you ask me, you're putting in all the work here, dude. I mean you're probably right, but you know, it's hard for me because like she seems so down for the first like bit of this thing. And now when I just added this like stupid little out, like it's just

such a dumb like I regret it so much. It's like, oh god, Why why do I have to take the bit there? I just want because I really did like this girl. Yeah right, I give that's it. That's the reason after all, you guys just did. I don't know. I'm just trying to collect my emotions right now because I started off really hating you, and now I'm really rooting for you. It's just like your real marriage. Bro. You're gonna give me a second here, have any opinion?

All right, Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna call your future bride to be right after this. All right, Matt, all right? Thanks? All right, Hold one, dearly beloved. We're gathered here today in this dingy, German fested recording studio to celebrate the joyous first date of Matt and Leslie. Matt took his Tinder match to a restaurant where he faked a marriage proposal in the hopes of getting some free stuff from the restaurant. Yeah, Matt,

and possibly for he passed a second base. But even though Leslie said yes to the staged proposal, she has not said yes to a second meetup. And that brings us to this moment. Matt, is it okay that I act as your pastor today to try and bring you two together with your future wife. I would have it no other way. I feel like more than ever, every man listening is rooting for this to work out for you, Matt, because they totally want to try this and get free

food on their day too. I was like, I really want to do this, but if it doesn't work out, then nobody should do it. Yeah. They don't care about like meeting a great girl. It's just the free food. Yeah, it's just a cheaper way to date. Matt has unlocked the key. Well, listen. As much as I'm happy that I possibly have created a new life hack for many of the fellas out there, you know, I mean, none of this will be worth it if she doesn't want to go out of another date. All right, man, that

is so romantic. I'll let you get to second base. Okay, oh day, Okay, I listen. If I could just get in the ballpark, I'll be happy about that. All right. Well, let's open the gates for you. We're gonna give Leslie a call and try and get you a second date here. All right, Thank you so much, man, I really appreciate it. All right, I'm a down number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Leslie? Please? Yeah? This is Leslie. Hi, Leslie, how are you? My name is Young Jeffrey. I'm from

the radio. Okay, I just I wanted to let you know. I'm making this call in a tuxedo right now. I'm down on one knee and I want to ask ask you if you'd make me the happiest man in the world and do me the honor of saying yes to being in a second date. I don't say no, Leslie. You can't say no. You're a yes girl. What's going on? Yeah? I have no idea what's going on here? Yes? Yes, she said yes? Yes? Oh, Leslie, you just made me so happy. Okay, I'm glad you're as amused at us

as we are of ourselves. I'll just let you know what's going on. We're calling on behalf of one of our friends named Matt. He told us that he recently went on a date with you. Okay, yeah, is this making a little bit more sense now? Yes? Yeah, Oh my god. And he told us a story about the fake proposal and he is the cutest thing ever. And wow, yeah, it was probably the craziest date I've ever been on. It sounded pretty out there, but he's confused because he

felt like it was a fun time. But ever since then, you've been ignoring him and he doesn't know why. Okay, so that's why you guys are calling me. Yeah, we're hoping to get some answers for him. I mean, you could understand why he's like not getting it. I mean, you agreed to a fake prriage proposal at a restaurant. You seem pretty I don't know down. Yeah, it was crazy and it was definitely entertaining, Like it was funny.

I've never done anything like that before. Oh my god, what were you thinking when he was down on one day in the restaurant. I mean I was just kind of going with it, like I thought it was pretty funny and like it was just really creative. You know, I've like dated a lot of guys off tender, and like, no one's ever been that creative. You've never had a guy fake proposed to you on a first date before. Goshatool is so lame these days, So what's the deal?

Why aren't you talking to Matt now? You know, I don't know, like that everything was like really funny, but then it was just like a rag flag, and like I didn't really want to say anything to him. I don't even know if it's like the type of thing that you say to be honest, didn't freak you out, like he was being more serious than you expected him

to be or something. Is that what you're saying. No, Like I knew it was a fake proposal, you know, I was like going along with it too, like it was funny, but it was he like when he pulled the ring out, it was like in this little box and it was just like so freaking sad and pathetic, like this ring And I know it's like people around saw it too, and we're like, oh god, he got her that ring. It was just wait wait wait it was a fake ring though, for your fake wedding proposal. Yeah,

who cares? Okay, but like other people saw it and like you guys weren't there, Like it was just embarrassing. And the thing is too, is like what he kept going on and on about how good it looked and can you believe this is fake? And it was just like a huge turn off. Wait, the fake ring for your fake marriage proposal was too small and that was what you turned you off, nobody embarrassed her in front of everybody? Thank you? Oh, how does that embarrass you?

It's a fake ring. This is all a setup. But even if it was a real ring, who cares the size of the ring. Like, I mean, now I'm starting to judge you over a fake marriage proposal. You know. It was like a combination of the ring and like how he was trying to sell it to me. Like, I feel like if he ever really got engaged, that he might even try to like pull off a fake ring thinking he can get away with that. And I'm just not cool with that. It just seemed really tacky

and like not classy at all. It seemed tacky classy when you agreed to try to get free desert out of a fake proposal. Well, you know, I'm sure didn't think it was tacky. Oh my gosh, I bet Matt thought it was pretty damn classy, don't you, Matt? What Wait, he's on the phone. Yeah, he's been listening on the other line this entire time, Matt. She wasn't impressed her. Hi, um my god, I'm sorry I didn't realize you on

the phone. That probably was not easy to hear. I just I'm just you know, I'm kind of confused, like you're not calling me back because of the fake ring, Like is that really the issue? It was like really pathetic cooking. It was just embarrassing and no. But the thing is is that you thought it was good, like you mentioned like over four times, like wasn't this awesome? Like then the ring looks so good? The ring, the ring, And I honestly didn't want to see that ring ever again.

No one's going to see that ring ever again because it was a fake ring that no one is going to actually propose with. Was that it was in the restaurant and the servers and the management, like they all saw it and I could see in their faces they were like, oh my god, exactly, it was pitty food. It wasn't celebration food. Is that what you're saying, Yes, that's what it felt like. It wasn't a celebrate. It was like, oh this poor girl, like look what schneeze.

I'm sorry, buff, sorry that the bus boys judged you and that upset you. But listen, I stand my ground. That was a nice ring. Any girl would be lucky to have it for people that don't want to and if you do another fake engagement again. Don't think that that ring is gonna be good enough. Wow, When I do another fake engagement, I'm not only going to reuse that ring, but I'm going to get a sister ring that looks just like it for the wedding. Oh my god,

that's not gonna be my wedding. I don't know if you're going to have a wedding, Leslie, because apparently these rings aren't good enough for you. Don't go through a fake separation. This is not okay, Yeah, okay, fine, I don't want your stupid ring, Matt. You know, let the engagements off. I'm keeping the ring, and if you have a dog, I'm taking the dog. It was supposed to be fun. It was supposed to be silly. No, he plays like he's really nice. You know. That was another

flag I didn't tell you guys about. When he was doing his whole speech about you've always been there for me, so lending to Mexico and we met at the bakery and on and on, it was too good. I was like, this guy is a freaking liar, and I didn't them. Yeah, it was so crazy. I was so crazy that I was making things up for a fake proposal. Oh god, I don't know if I'm heartbroken or where I'm at now.

I mean, I'm kind of turned on, and I think that, Matt, you should take this girl out on one more date, and I can't wait to take her to a burger king and proposal an onion rings. Oh my god, yeah, you probably would go to burger King and you probably use a freaking onion ring as the ring and be like, oh my god, look like glimmers under the ring. Yeah, Matt, you cheapo. So is that a yes to a second date? I'm not reading this right, because we will pay for a second date if you guys will go out again

a real date. Come on, I almost want you guys to do it. You're so good at fighting, you know what. She doesn't even need to give you an answer, because, let me tell you something, honestly, that's not fake. No, I don't want to go out with her again. Oh fine, Matt, I don't want to go out with you either, in your pathetic little ring. Good let's finding somebody that will put up with that, and whoever does definitely won't have sex with you. Okay, I'm telling you that right now.

I don't care I'll be celibate for my whole life as long as I don't have to hear you complain about a ring. Okay, well oh that wait quick. I'm sorry. It sounds like your bride to be is not interested in seeing you again. So, oh my god, my second date. I shouldn't have seen the red flags when she said yes to my proposal, so that one's on me. Yep, she says yes to a marriage proposal. Huge red flack Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

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