Second Date Update: Undercover Boss

Second date of day, Ladies, what's the one quality in a guy that would make you say he's perfect?

Quality?

Gosh, just one?

Is it a good sense of humor?

Yeah?

For sure?

Is it his bulging calves? Is it his bulging bank account?

Oh? Hello, I thought we're somewhere else and I was going to be more excited.

Could be there too. We might learn the answer here in just a second. So guys, make sure you're paying attention because one of our listeners, Amelia, says she went out with the perfect guy for her and she needs our help today. Amelia, Welcome to the show.

Hi guys.

Oh man, you're setting yourself up for a lot of pressure calling him the perfect guy for you. He's not calling you back.

Well, he really is the perfect guy for me.

You're not backing down.

I'm curious. What's mister perfect's name? Rob Rob?

Yeah, Rob Rob r a.

W B rob.

Like he's hot? He did? So?

How'd you so we match on Tinder? Actually? So, first off, he's the typical tall, dark, handsome businessman. But he has the look of a sexy firefighter.

Okay, that's what I'm saying.

He even has a tattoo of a house cat. And let me tell you, I'm the cat lady. I love cats.

You're okay, I know you love cats.

Yeah, cats of cats. I actually have that calendar. So what did you guys end up doing for a date?

So he asked me if I wanted to, you know, low key go out and just get some drinks and meet each other, and I said absolutely.

At this point, were you like nervous or were you thinking? And this guy is too good to be true and he's probably gonna be like some sort of catfish.

Well, I've got nothing to lose, so I was hoping for the day.

Couldn't get any worse in my dating life.

Night as well, I'm happy to have plans made.

So what did he end up being like? Was he everything that you would hope he would be?

He really was. He was really good at holding conversation. He was a good listener. He listened. He asked me questions about me, like.

What, why? Why?

I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.

I know. It's a rare thing. The last guy I was on a date with I didn't get to talk for like over a half hour. All he did was talk about himself. He wouldn't shut.

Up, and the people who usually talk that much about themselves are actually really boring. Yeah's never interesting people that talk that much.

No, you're absolutely right about that. But you know, for me having a good looking, good listener, it's hard to find. Yeah, they're just not out there.

Yeah.

And a lot of times when guys are good looking and they are rich and they do have everything, they are super into themselves and they don't care about you. They're just like, Hey, by the way, I am rich.

Were you getting Were you getting more and more nervous as the date went on and you're realizing this guy is like checking every single box.

No, I was getting more and more excited.

I was.

I felt like I was listening to the lottery numbers and each one that came up I had.

So it's great they had such a good vibe with him, But was there anything that was awkward or weird about the date, like at all?

Yes. Why I'm calling you guys is because towards the end of the night, we decided to have one more drink, but we weren't even done with their drink and he looks at me and he says, hey, I'm sorry, I have to wrap it up here.

I have another commitment, okay, business like all right, I mean that's okay, all right, but it's like.

One drink, like you can't wait ten more minutes to just finish.

Like that's what I was thinking. It was like it seemed to be going so well, and it was like almost like I scared him. So we went to leave our table, and I assumed he was gonna come.

With me, like walk you to your car or something, you mean, yeah, or.

Just walk away from the table with me since we were done eating.

Right, but it's over.

He got up, He gave me a hug, he told me it was great to meet me, and then he sat back down at the table and pulled out his phone.

Why he's waiting for somebody else?

So you left and he stayed.

Yeah, And like I'm wondering, like if he's some kind of player that had a bunch of dates lined up and he was just gonna take us all to the same restaurant at the same table.

Well, if you're rich, like it sounds like he is, I would be easier to do just like, yeah, line him up.

Having to do with rich has to do with efficiency. But that makes you feel bad, right because you're thinking, wait, was he interested in me or is he just thinking about whoever he's going out with right aff Why were he not like fake leave right or even go to the bathroom, like, oh you go out, I got to run to the restroom.

Maybe it was something that isn't sketchy, so he didn't feel the need to like act weird about it.

He's waiting for his.

Mom or something, and there could be a reasonable explanation. But maybe mister perfect isn't so perfect after all.

Well that's what I'm worried about.

Someone not being what they seem.

No, let's call mister perfect and find out for ourselves. Let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll try and get your second date update right after this.

All right, thank you guys, hold on a million.

This successful businessman, great listener. Perfect. But that's how one of our listeners described the at least, I mean that's what I heard once she was telling us about going out for drinks the other night.

I assume too. I mean he was the whole package. I think that's gonna be she said.

Hunk and fireman does not require that it fits the description, but basically, everything was good until the very end of the night. When he told her that he had another commitment and had to get going, hugged her goodbye, then sat back down at the table that they were at and just started looking at his phone.

That just feels awkward to like imagine.

Like he as a human that couldn't sit through that awkwardness.

Someone with a perfect butt can sit through any phone book. But we're trying to figure out the reason why he's not calling Amelia back. Amelia, you feel ready?

Yeah?

Okay? And did you text or call or how did you try to get a hold of him?

He actually texted me after the date and he asked me when I'm available?

Yeah, then why are you needing our help to get in touch with him?

Well, because I told him that I was free on Saturday and maybe we could do dancing or a show or you know, something along those lines, and he never replied to that. Weird, So he goes to me after asking me on the second date.

Wow, that's really weird. Yeah, put the feeler out.

Well, I know you were worried that he might be a player, So let's call him and see what the deal is. I'm in Dalla's number right now.

Thank you, guys. I need your help.

Okay, we're gonna try our best. Here here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Rob?

Yeah? This is Rob.

Hey man, my name is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing today, man?

Yeah, I'm good. What is this about?

Well, this is about a segment that we do on our show. From time to time, we do this thing where if two people hang out and if they vibe, but afterwards their communication breaks down, we can call one of them to help figure out what's really going on.

Okay, I see.

Okay, So the other night you kicked it with a woman named Amelia. You remember her?

I do, yes, tell her, I'm very interested.

Okay, wait, wait a bit.

Why can't you tell her that?

Yeah? She said she texted you about Saturday night and you never replied to her.

Oh, I'm sorry. I've been super busy with work lately. You have to understand, you know, we're we're kind of on a hiring spree right now, and it's just really hard to keep people. So I got a lot of people, you know, it's people coming in and out of my life, and phone numbers and things. It's been it's been difficult to keep track.

Well, I could see how that would be confusing. But I mean, Amelia did want to see you again. She was actually expecting to hear from you, and now she's feeling like you're not interested. But that's not true.

Well, yes, of course, I mean I'm interested.

I mean, yeah, absolutely, So I feel like she's getting a lot of mixed vibes from you, Rob, and I don't know if you're doing it on purpose or not. But she also told us about like her leaving the restaurant and you staying at the table after you said that you had something else going on.

Right right, Okay, that's right, that's kind of I'm having a hard time reading you. So like you you like Amelia?

Then yeah, I think she'd be fine.

She'd be fine.

So I'm kind of confused right now about what you're implying. I don't understand what you're asking me here.

We want to know normal dating stuff. Was she pretty? Did you guys? Vibe? Was the food? Was the conversation?

I just want to know why you stayed at the table. Would she left that? Yeah?

Like it is driving me nuts.

It's such a weird wait, wait a second, this sounds confusing. So I own the restaurant that we met in. I met with Amelia to see if she wanted to work in my restaurant. That wasn't a date.

What way she didn't go do to apply?

No, she's she said that you guys met on Tinder.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yes. I mean I have on my Tinder bio that I'm looking that I owned restaurants and I'm looking to hire weight staff.

Okay, furst off, creative second, nobody reads anyone's enderbio.

Bro, Just within a second, you.

Thought you were interviewing Amelia for a restaurant job.

Absolutely, I told her come on in and what's up.

It makes so much sense.

Okay, that he was such a good listener. He was asking me all these introspective questions they never asked.

You don't want to know.

Oh my god, Rob, she is going to be so embarrassed. I mean, she thought the world of you. She was like, this guy is such a unicorn. He's so amazing, he's listening.

I'm very flattered. But here's the thing. It's very difficult to find good restaurant workers these days, and I'm specifically targeting I want good looking, gregarious people, you know, people who can just be open and fun and like really grab customers and just really that's great, Rob, But are you single, Like, is there even a chance? Well? I mean, I am single, but I'm currently seeing a couple of

You know, who's going to be really disappointed to hear that, Rob. I mean, I can't see her face, but I am assuming that it is that color because I need to tell you she's actually on the other line listening. She wants to talk to you.

Well, what she did, Amelia, I'm so embarrassed right now.

It's okay. I can understand the confusion. I get it, you know, but it says right there on my profile why I'm on tender. You know, it's another way to try to meet people who might be interested in working at the restaurants.

I mean, Amelia, did you look at the profile? Did you see that sentence?

If I'm being honest, I was pretty focused on that house cat tattoo.

Oh yeah, either that or his perfect behind. Yeah, so much good stuff to look at you.

It's to your fault, Amelia, Like, who's having drinks with potential employees on the owner.

Yeah, that you meet on Tinder. Like Tinder is a hookup site?

Come on, yeah, it can be a hookup site. It can also be used for businesses, and they have a whole business side of the app. Right seriously, eighty percent of my workers come from Tinder right now. It's actually been a really good resource. I have my manager on it. I'm on it.

The thing is too on tender. You can say the age range you want, male like you.

It's really cool. Anyone else worried about employment law over here?

Or is it just yeah, you want to talk about legalities here? I want to get back into the date.

Yeah, it wasn't a date, you mean the job interview.

Well, I don't know. Things happen for a reason, like this meeting happened. Amelia called us. I don't know. Maybe there's a chance, Rob, we want to send you and Amelia out on another date, on a first date.

I guess, I uh, listen, But but.

But maybe I should ask Amelia first. I mean, Amelia, now that you know everything, are you interested still in Rob?

I mean, yeah, now, are you interested in dating or the job or both?

No? I don't need a job. I am a job, I mean a man.

Are you sure, Amelia, because you have a great personality. I just watched a host that you would be amazing to put you in the front of the restaurant.

That's some high praise, Amelia.

Maybe if we explore the dating side of things.

I mean, we're really an pick up a second job.

But that's not too bad. You get paid though.

At the same time, if you just make out, that just shows what a go get her she is. You got to give her a chance.

Sorry, but I do have a policy. I don't date any of my employees.

Yeah, okay, the boss that's on Tinder.

All Suddenly Amilia is not interested in the job anymore. Now she just wants to go out with you. Yeah, when we'll pay for it. If you agree to go out on a date, Rob, what do you say.

As long as she understands I'm not really looking for a relationship.

I was, but a second interview.

Hey you're hot. She knows what she's getting with a bar owner. Okay, yeah, a lot of free drinks.

So Rob, like, we want a definitive ancer here. What do you say, yes or no?

Sure, I'd be open to that, but you know, can I pick the restaurant.

Yes, it's one of yours.

If you freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

You know, it does feel good when people actually agree to me up again on one of these calls.

That's the whole point.

Yeah, it doesn't feel quite as good when they tell us up front, like, oh, yeah, I'm not interested in anything serious at all. It's probably just gonna be a one night think.

This is a really good lesson for everyone to read. Bios y.

Yeah, I mean, unless you are only looking for like a short term one night stand thing, then who cares? But yeah, yeah, but if you want the real deal and yeah, read that bio.

She ended up on a job interview.

Yeah, she didn't know you could end up at a job interview for like to be a CEO of like a mega conglomerate company.

You go, you could end up anywhere and this thing, you know, tender you're on an amusement park.

I'm sure that that's how they're hiring over it, like Microsoft.

Yeah, but anyway, I remember, if you ever want to get a second date update, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,