Second Date Update: Under Arrest

you believe that? Okay? We received an email saying law enforcement is present on my first date, and there's something even better than that date. He said his date looked like Anne Hathaway with bigger boobs. That true, Jenny Police, Yeah, it does, Zach, tell me more about this curvy Anne Hathaway. What's her name? I'm just trying to describe her. That's like an objective to descripture. It got my attention. You know, Anne Hathaway, Princess diaries, real sex symbol. There never Hathaway

or someone. What is her name? Her name is Scarlett Scarlet? Maybe just all because of Scarlett Jr. Hanson, but whatever, for sure, where'd you meet Scarlett? It's a pretty funny story. Do you want to hear the whole thing? Probably not. Yeah, that's usually how these work. You tell us the whole story. I'm gonna go with just the highlights. Could we get just the highlights. I was out in my kayak and I'm sort of in the middle of the lake, and I see this woman waving at me from sort of afar.

She was out on would look to be a rowboat, So of course I row over and see what's going on. Apparently she had rented this little roboat, but she lost her oars in the water. Yeah, she's stuck there, I guess. Oh, stuck out in the middle of the lake. Damsel in distress. Oh, lucky you, I guess. So I was just thinking, you know whatever, she's in trouble. So I have her to take her back to shore. And she was really nice.

She was obviously really grateful, and I took her back to the rental shop because that was the right thing to do. And she had paved the oars that she lost in the water somehow. But she said, this is okay if I make it up to you by buying you dinner, Okay, I love a girl, asked a guy out Yeah, that's a big sign, Like she totally could have ghosted you after that. And yeah, Jenner didn't last very long. Why he had the cops. We forgot about the cops. We got wrapped up in Anne Hathaway with

the boobs. Yeah, so what happened to dinner? Well started off great, boy, we're talking. We're talking about all kind of TV music or believes it right, We're talking about all kinds of things. We're hitting it off, sure, and sort of in the middle of the conversation is weirdest thing that's never happened to be on a date? Hunting? Okay, a police officer comes into the restaurant, walks straight up to our table, looks at her, and he says, are

you scarlets? What? And she says yes, And she says you're under a rest Please get out of the booth. Oh god, she got arrested on your date, handcuffs, sir. I'm freaking out a right, I'm like, what is going on? Dude? What are you thinking in that moment? Thinking what he I was seriously breaking out like like am I safe? I don't know who my associating with Haway would never get arrested. I mean some sort of accomplice happen. Yeah, I asked the cop. You know, I'm like, hey, is

there some sort of mistaker. He's like, sir, you need to stay in your seat, of course, taking a bad girl. So wait, I mean, was there any hints into what she was arrested for? Do you have any idea? Well, he said something about an outstanding warrant. But that's like, I mean, I'm pretture, that's all he said. She's not getting all emotional, you know, she's about to cry, so to run, and I'm like, I'm about to cry to the whole restaurant. I'm staring at it. So what happens?

I mean you already rescued her once? Did you save her again? Yeah, it wasn't so easy to stun. I mean, so they take her away and you're just left sitting there. Yeah, I'm sitting there in the fastaurant staring at me now right, and I'm watching him. He puts her in the back of the car and he drives off. Whoa dude, Yeah over, So I'm not just gonna like stick around. I'm just standing there. So I pay for the food really quickly, and then on my way home, I try calling her.

Of course it goes straight and I don't think you're going to be her one call. I keep going, like the next day I call her, someone picks up the phone, but then hangs up. Oh my gosh, have you checked the news? I mean, I haven't seen anything on the news, but I don't know if they'll make the news. If it was all the news, it'd be like like it'd be a big deal if she was on the nes. So that's a good thing you didn't see her on the news, I think. So what do you want to

do now? You want to call her phone number the jail? He's still walked up. Do you know, I don't know what. All I have is her phone number and it's been four days. I know, anyone to do? Oh my god, right now, just whittling, someone picked up the fie hung up. So I mean somebody has her phone, maybe you can find I mean, what do you but wait, do you want to go out with her again? I have no idea.

I just want to know what the hell happened. And but some sort of mistake or something, Yeah, they're gonna happen. We really had her off. Yeah, Okay, dude, I want to know what happened dramatic. Okay, let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll try and get you your second date update. All right, man, all right, great things. Okay, hold on the second date update. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we're on the phone. Was Zach and Zach's first date ended in handcuffs? Oh?

He was typically a good thing. Yeah, this wasn't a good guy, because in the middle of dinner, only thirty minutes into the date, a police officer walked in, went right up to their table and placed his date, Scarlet under arrest. Oh my god, you're hoping he's a stripper, put her in handcuffs that she had a warrant out, and then took her away in his car. So Zach

was obviously confused. Is still confused because he doesn't know what happened, and now he's kind of worried, wondering if we can maybe help figure out what was going on with his date Scarlet. Zach, how you feeling now? I'm just I'm baffling. I'm hoping he gets your help. Have you thought of like crimes that would be okay for you to keep dating and crimes that you wouldn't want to date her anymore. It's funny, but it's a good question. Totally. Yeah.

I've been thinking about that like every day. Like you know, she hadn't paid a series of parking tickets. I'd be okay with that. Okay, Yeah, that's good. Some embezzlement. Maybe. I don't think the cops though, like break into a restaurant and take you away parking tickets. I don't know, though, Zaia might be worried for you. Let's get to the bottom of it. Okay, I'm in a dial Scarlet's number right now. We're gonna get your second date update. You're ready, ma'am,

I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Oh hello, Hi, can I speak to Scarlett please? This is her? Hi. Okay, we got you. Sorry, I wasn't I didn't know if you would answer. Um. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, what is this about. This is about a segment that we do on our show called a second Date Update. It's where if you go out with somebody and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out

to that person. For you to try and figure out the reason why they've been ghosting you. Oh my god, And that person reached out to us recently. His name is Zach. Yeah, my god, I should have the answered this call. No. Oh, no, Scarlett, don't freak out. Okay, Like, apparently bad things happened on your date and it was probably one of the worst days of your life. We're not here to chastise you. He just thought you were really lovely. Yeah, Zach told us about the date, and

he did mention that you were arrested at the end. Okay, So why don't you tell Zac that I'm okay and I'm just not going to be around for a while. He should just forget me you No way, why we want details? No? Sorry, but look, because here's the thing, Zach. Zach has been really really worried about you. Yeah, and he's been trying to get a hold of you. He isn't sure what happened or why the police came after you.

I mean, even if you don't want to go out with him again, can you at least give him some answers help him understand what was going on. I can't believe we told you I got arrested. Well, I mean it's kind of a big moment, like they get the tables return scarlet. Like you're out on a first date and your date gets arrested. It's a pretty shocking situation. And if it helps, he was very complimentary about you and your physical appearance. You're a dopfel ganger. Well that's

nice of him. Zach seems like a really nice guy. But here's the thing. I just don't think that we're a great match. Just stay it nicely. Okay. Wait, so you're telling him not to call you back because you don't like him or because you're getting locked up. Yeah, you can say whatever. It doesn't matter to me. It's okay. If you never want to see Zach again, that's totally fine on our end. But just for his sake, he

has been worried about this for so long. He's been stressed out over the last few days, wondering what happened? Are you okay? I feel like the least you could do, after all this trouble that he went through is to just give us a little bit of information that we could pass along to him, just to put his mind at ease. Fine, sure, okay, Okay, yes, while we were

at dinner. It started off okay, but then he started talking about all of his political beliefs, like very quickly, social security, tax reform for boat owners, what do you say, tax for horn for boat owners? That he owns a kayak? I guess is that qualified important to him? Ok those were the like political beliefs I thought you were talking about, I mean, more than anything. That just sounds really boring. Yeah. Yeah,

so that was his choice of date conversation. And I'm on the other side thinking like, holy this is a turn off and I have get out of here. Okay, Yeah, understandable. I'm a person that doesn't like I don't like talking about politics with people, especially people who are extreme, like just extremists and really want to get into it. They're the worst politics. Sometimes it's tough to talk about. It's

just not a good first date always situation. I'm not sure I'm connecting the dots though, Like, how does that tie into you getting arrested? Punched him because he's so annoying? Yeah okay, yeah, so let me explain. I texted a friend and my friend happens to be a cop what and he was off duty and pretended to arrest me and save me. Oh what are you talking like? That is so stupid. Why wouldn't you say that, genius? I called a friend. My friend just happens to be a cop,

and this was what happened. This was a story that we played out. So wait, hold on, hold on. You had a whole restaurant staring at you, thinking you were getting arrested. You left this guy sitting by himself at a table, and that somehow was easier than just saying, oh, hey, I don't like to talk about politics. This isn't working out for me. I'm gonna go. So you don't understand. I have gone on dates with guys like this. I

would have been there for three hours. Wow, my guys, I don't want to be Being arrested is better than being on a date. Yeah, I mean I wonder how. I wonder how Zach would feel hearing that. Zach, Because Scarlett, I need to tell you, Zach's actually been on the other line listening. He heard this whole conversation. He wants to talk to you. Are you serious to sting? Yeah? I don't believe you called your friend to come over and have you arrested in the restroom. That is, it

wasn't my idea, it was his idea. It just kind of happened really quickly. I didn't mean happening went to the bathroom. You went to the bathroom to go text him, please come over and arrest me. That's seriously how bad of a date I was. I'm sorry, you were just going off and I didn't want to talk about politic for two hours. The one have just said I'm sorry, I don't like you. You could have just said I don't like you. You don't like a Dragland handcuff. I

tried paging the subject. You would bring up the craziest things like why do you have to talk about why fortune telling is illegal in Maryland? I will not know that. Okay, It's just something I'm passionate about and I care about the country, and this is a thing that one of the again just ran on that platform. He supported, you know what I I mean, I will say, I'm sorry to see how you thought that maybe you'd be stuck

there a little bit longer. Yeah, She's like, here's sirens again right now, Scarlett, Do you feel bad at all? I mean, that's you made him really worried about you extreme. Look, I didn't mean for it to be such an extreme event, but it kind of matched his personality. So that's my kind of Yeah, we were vibing, I want to say. I just want to say, you were the one who wanted to talk about legislation to change the drinking age

in Alaska. Pressured me. You pressured me and making some kind of decision about rinking in a lot about like I didn't even want to do this. I wouldn't even told you that I had set up an arrest. I only said it because I'm being pressured on the radio from these guys. Is it your first arrest or? Had you been arrested before? Under the day, Scarlet, No, Only when they go off on why grass should be mowed every Tuesday at two pm. We're doing h o A

politics now, you do not support that. On Brook and Jeffreys, we vote no on grass covering. Not good for the environment. Speaking of getting arrested, I'm feeling a little bit of heat coming out of this relationship right now, and I feel like maybe this is the right time to ask Scarlet, would you like to go out on one more date with Zach? We will pay for it. Oh oh, h there's a it looks like there's a cop here in

my apartment. I need to go, Zach, it happened again, know what, whatever, But you know what, just next time, please just tell the guy you don't like them. Don't have the tops or the FBI show up and take you away. Oh yeah, well we'll see. I mean, there's a lot of bad dates out there, so now that I've got this under my belt, we'll see what I'll do next. If I was a fortune teller in Maryland, right man, I'd predict that Scarlet will get arrested sometime

in the future. But it's illegal, so I'm not going to predict that. Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning