Second Date Update: Two Faced Bus Driver

shirt come off mid date. His name's Chris. We're gonna find out if it was a good thing or a bad thing in just a second, but first let's say hi to him. What's up? Chris? Hey? You gets done? Okay? Shirt on right now? Or shirt off? Shirt less? Interested in this? Call already, Chris? I could take it off. I could take it off right now. Okay. If you want to do that, go ahead, And while that happens, tell us about the girl you want us to call? What's her name? Ay? Ay? Like that? How did you

meet Avery through the usual the Tinder app? Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah, and we bonded over Star Wars. What were your expectations of the date. I usually don't really have too many expectations. I just want to get to know the girl and just get to chat with her. My expectations every date is we're gonna get married and fall in love. Yeah. No, I'm the oppo. Just like if we talk a little bit, then it's like success. That's good though, it's like low pressure,

right good. You know. So what did you and Avery end up doing? Well, I'm boring. I don't know what to do. I take the girl to a bar or something, but this time I was like, I'm gonna do something different, and I took her do a beer garden and said, oh, very different from its outside usually sometimes under a tent on because you're still drinking. And like Brice said, yeah, probably outside, you're probably at somewhere. This is what Jose considers nature. Yeah, so what was it like? It was fun.

We kind of just talked about stuff that was on our tender profiles. And she's actually a professional massage therapist. Seriously, this better workout because I need somebody right now. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That was like one of the things that really attracted me about her. I was like, oh, wow, that's really hot. I asked her how many dudes asked her if they can get a massage? And I told her I'm not going to ask you that. And that

made her laugh and she said she actually might. She told me that if I make her laugh again, then well she how the night goes? Just got got on Google and started looking up jokes a full clown outfit worth Yeah. No, I was telling her I was like a bad boy and that like I jay walk all the time. So she was laughing more. Yeah, she was laughing, and she was doing the ear pathetic but I'll laugh with you, okay. Was that a highlight or a low light? It's a highlight. Anytime a woman laughed at me or

with me, it's a highlight. Okay, good, okay, okay. No, she was into it um and then she kind of like abruptly said that she needed to go home and walk her dog. Her dog made Yeah, that's where I thought for a second, I thought, oh, did I do something wrong? Is it over? And then she was like, but if you want to come with me, So I came with her. And then when we got there, like once you opened the door, like literally in your view

is the massage bed share thing? I guess. Apparently she had a client over earlier that day and she had never put it away and she was like, well, I told you that you might get one, so you might as well do it. Oh true for you? Yeah. I was like wow, and so yes, I did what she told me to do. I took off my shirt and I put my face through that little whole pouch that they have off yah. Yeah, and then um, she started giving me a really really good massage. She's worth the

money that whoever pays her is worth. That's awesome. Yeah. I mean when a massage is happening, that's usually leading to something a little bit more. I was trying to read that with my male brain. You know, it's always like is it is it? Is? It is it? And it wasn't. It's weird how I understood exactly what you said. But the thing is, I mean she's a professional massage therapist. I mean this feels like work to her. This doesn't feel like sexy time to her. That's true, right, I

think I've watched too much internet videos. Yeah, so nothing happened during the massage. How did the date end? It was great? I told her I might have to hire her. She laughed again. It was nice. And then we walked her a little shit too, and she gave me a hug goodbye, and that was it, and that was fine. I felt like the vibe was fine. But then, you know, I tried to see her ever since and she hasn't responded.

Got it sounds like such a good date too. Yeah, yeah, is there anything that you think maybe could have caused her to be scared away? Did you do anything that was weird? So I'm an avid listener of you guys, and I haven't heard these calls words they're like they do something creepy. But I swear to you, I can't remember a single thing that I could have done that made her just go three sixty on mere sixty end up? Weren't I'm not doing that? Yeah, normally I would say,

like the massage with embarrassing things happen. Sometimes people relaxed too much and they pass gas, or they fall asleep or something. A profession, profession, he's seen it all. You know, something happened. But would have handled that well? Yeah, you said that the shirt was the only thing that came off on the massage table, right, nothing else came off? No, and you never flipped aund your back then, I'm assuming I flipped over, but it was fine, Like, yeah, we

don't all right, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We're gonna call Avery for you, and we'll try and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you. All right, man, hold on second before we make this phone call for the second date update. Let's all relax our shoulders. Breathe in the good energy, breathe out the bath. Channel positive vibes for a successful second date update. Its nice here, it's sot too nice potatoes, howad potatoes? Salad retainers,

life insurance. Okay, I'm getting excited. Okay, let's cut the music. Cut the music off. Okay, okay, man, not do anything we can't without my God. We're fully relaxed. We get excited, then everything should be relaxed if you're just joining us. One of our listeners, Chris, needed help getting a second date update because he got a massage on his first day eight after grabbing drinks with a woman named Avery, who is a professional masseuse. Yeah, I think we go

by massage therapist. Now, massage therapist, excuse me. After that, he did get a hug, but has been having trouble getting back in touch with Avery. So we're going to reach out for him and try to help him out and see if he can get another date, or at least we can get an appointment. Yeast. Ever since I did the breathing exercises, Chris has been very quiet. Chris, are you okay? Uh? Yeah? So you're also thinking about life insurance onh My god, Chris, I mean, I hope

this turns out for you. It sounds like you made a real honest connection with this woman. Yeah, And honestly, I'm kind of nervous, like I really did the I told you guys earlier. You know that I'm gonna go with the flow kind of guy. But she really got me in my head. That's awesome, really good. I think it's a turn out good. I'm optimistic that we are actually going to be able to make this a success for you, as long as nobody in this room screws it up. All right, So here we go. I'm going

to dial the phone number. We're gonna call Avery and get your second date. Update you ready, let's do it, all right, let's do this. Hello? Hey is this Avery? Yeah? Who is this? Hey? My name's Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing? Okay, what are you guys doing calling me. We're doing one

of our segments called a second Date update. If you're not familiar with that, that's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show to reach out to them for you and help you figure out the reason why. Okay, which guy? How did you guys pull that we are calling? Behalf of one of our listeners who you went out with. His name's Chris. Oh. Yeah,

he seems like a super chill dude. I mean, he was cho and it's not necessarily that there's anything wrong. It's just that there was like this weird thing that came up and I'm just not sure how I feel about it. Yeah, here's the thing. We spoke with Chris already, and he told us about your date. It sounded from our end like things went really well. Yeah. He told us about going to the beer garden, going back to your place to walk your dog, and also that you

offered him a massage on your massage table. Yeah. Yeah, but it was all good from his perspective, and he's just hoping to get a little bit of clarification on what went wrong. I mean, it's not even necessarily that anything went wrong per se, because I had a nice time. I just you know, once we got to the massage part of things and clothes started coming off, It's just it's sort of like this big thing was just staring at me, and I just wow, I mean big, Is

it necessarily bad? I mean, is it what everybody thinks it is? No, it's not even the good thing. Oh what bad thing? What happened is I asked him to take off his beanie, and that's where things just start thinking really quickly and getting very weird because he's got a fantood no problem. But on the back of his head, he's got a tattoo of his face, Like his face tattooed on the back of his head. Yeah, okay, so

I'm trying to picture this now. He's length face down on your massage table, you remove the beanie, and then staring back at you from the back of his head is his own smaller version of his face. Yeah, and it feels like whenever your mom is like, I've got eyes in the back of my head, I'm getting like visions of Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter Baltimore's on the back of the guy's head. Did you ask him

about it? I didn't. I just I didn't think that it would be polite, all right, And so that's the reason that you're weirded out by him because of his tattoo on the back of his head. Every second, Yes, his little mini me. All right. That's really interesting because when we spoke to Chris, he didn't tell us about that, and he swore that there was nothing that he left out of the story. Yeah. Do you remember, He's like, Oh, people always come on your show and say that there's

something creepy they don't know about. Nothing weird happened. He just has a too. You didn't like, Na, it's a big deal. Come on, if you have a tattoo. And I'd be like, hey, just before I take my shirt off, I have my mom on my shoulder. I got a heart on my butt. You know, you don't tell people. You just pick your own self portrait. I think you need to give a heads up. Well, let's let's just let's just ask Chris about it. Chris, why didn't you say anything? Man? I'm sorry? Yeah, oh my god, the

whole time. Yeah, Avery, I should have mentioned you earlier. Chris has actually been on the other side of this phone call, quietly listening on both ends of this call. Okay, guys, to be fair, I honestly forgot that I had to. I would get it removed if I even remembered about it. What how do you forget? You have your own face tattooed on the back of your head. Yeah, I've had it for five years now, and I want to know the story I can show you, guys, I don't know,

Avery needs to understand what's going on. Yeah, I would like to know. Actually, Okay, so I used to be a school bus driver, and I don't know if you guys ever been in a school bus, but yeah, they're terrible bus drivers, like the kids. Yeah, the kids. They throw stuff at you, they say things, they don't listen. And I got really annoyed and fed up, and I thought it would be funny if I got like a little tattoo version of my face to be like, I

see you. It's not a bad idea. I mean, like, I wrote a bus in school, and there's no way I'd mess with a bus driver that had a tattoo of himself. That would be scary to me, you know. I was drunk with my cousin. Oh, here's the real story. Yeah, I like to be just stuck with the first version made sense for a minute. I was drunk with my cousin. All. Yeah, we're not even gonna get into that very what do you think that Just focus on the school bus driver

part of that. Yeah, I guess I'm glad to know instead of being a serial killer that you were just a hard school bus driver. Yes, didn't say he told you he was a bad boy on the date, Remember that's true. Yeah. But like so, if you take the tattoo out of the equation, it sounded like you guys were getting along really well that night. I mean, I think everything before that was going pretty well. I think it easy solution too, because he can grow his hair out and you won't see it, or he can grow

like a beard on the back of his head. That's possible, I mean avery, or if things go really well, I could make the tattoo into her. I'm just kidding. I don't think. Just at that point, Chris said he might be willing to get the tattoo completely removed. Is that true, Chris, Yeah, I'll do. I mean, a cool cover up would be an option as well, okay, yeah, or just growing your hair out like Jose said, Yeah, for sure, Avery, I would grow my hair out. I would put a ponytail.

I would have two hats, three hats out. I don't care. Okay, okay, now that is a promise. He's laid it all out for you, Avery, What do you say, one more date with Chris and we'll pay for it? Why not? Why not? Chris? Congratulations, it sounds like you got another date. Man. Thank you. I'm stoved all right now. I put the little face on the phone. I want to talk to him. Congrats, buddy, you did it. Thank you very much. Jeffrey in the morning,