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Second Date Update: Toilet Paper Prank

Sep 17, 202116 min
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In today's Second Date we're on the phone with a guy who SLEPT OVER at his date's house before being ghosted...And now he wants our help figuring out if he went from a stud to a dud.

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Speaker 1

Second dat day. In order to learn from your mistakes, you have to admit that you did them first. Yeah. That's the hardest step, it is, But that's why today I'm admitting that I thought I called somebody else for this second day. I had a different person in mind. Yeah, but messed up and instead we're gonna be talking to Abraham. Okay, who's on the phone right now? Did Abraham? You're my number one? Okay? Maybe not? Jeffrey, my bad dude. You forgive a broy all? Good, all good, all right? Thanks?

Miss tell us who were going to be calling today? What's her name? Her name is Vicky. Jeffrey, do you know anything about this date? I don't know. I don't know. Okay, so you're gonna have to spell this one out for us. Abraham. Where'd you meet VICKI we met online. You know. It was kind of weird when we were first chatting online because she had sent a couple of pictures and I could tell she was cute. But I did do I did do a little social media stocking and uh, okay,

well that's like necessity. Everybody does that. It's part of the game dating now, it truly is. Would you do like, did you accidentally like a photo from like two years ago? Oh? That mess it up? That is exactly what I did. You just guess r is it so bad? Did you like try to outLike it and like hope she doesn't see? Well, hold on, we're you using your account? Yeah? I don't have like a catchish account that I used to creep

over here with like this weird stunner account. About Facebook stocking is you have to have a ghost account or use somebody else account. So what so what happened when you accidentally liked her old photo? Then I don't liked it, But the problem was the photo is from like three years ago, so I had done thorough research. It's not like a picture that just came out last month. You know. In your defense, though, girls go crazy over this, and it's not like you took thirty minutes to get to

that picture. All you do is you click profile, you scroll down twice. Next thing you know, you're in, you know, twenty twelve. You don't realize how far back it goes that quickly, But once you start liking it, that's where it gets kind of weird. That's where but she saw it, and she still went out with you right, Like did she I mean, did you guys end up meeting up? We did. We had a great time. We went to

a bar, We had flights of tequila. I had a boy. Yeah, did the picture mistake come up at all when you guys were having any conversation? She didn't mention it. She didn't seem like that was a factor. Everything was cool, Like the conversation was normal, It was fun. No sense of like, oh, I'm doing my duty to go on the date with this guy that liked a picture from five years ago, Like, Okay, a lot of good stuff

happening on the day. Any red flags? Well again going back and sort of analyzing it, Like I was just telling her a story about how one time we like she and I were sharing a plate of nachos and I was telling this story about once I was out with a buddy of mine and I dropped like a fake spider and the nachos and he freaked out, and I thought it was really funny. And when I told her that story, she was just kind of stone faced and looked at me like, why would you do something

like that? Oh, she didn't, Why did you tell me that story? As soon as they brought us our notches. You didn't do anything to them, right, No, no, of course not. I just thought you would laugh. I was just like telling her story about a past event. So imagine East of It always sucks. Would like you tell a story and in your mind it's really funny, and then you like, maybe you missed the punch or something of it and nobody. I think that happens at Yah.

Maybe the moment where she realized that you guys will have the same humor, like maybe you're more flapstick, she's more like highbrowd. She didn't throw banana peel on the floor and her in the face and she had no reactions. Where So where did the date go from there? I mean it ended well, we went back to her place. We had a really good time. Soot all these indications like wait, a really good time, yeah, really good? Like when did you leave? I didn't leave until the next morning. Good.

Maybe there is something to liking photos from five years ago. It was it awkward in the morning because you were drinking tequila the night before. It wasn't awkward because we weren't wasted, like we were both in our right mind. We like, it was a good chemistry. But the next morning, you know, when I woke up and she was getting dressed, like we were having a nice conversation. I thought it was sort of like this placeful like band or thing

that was happened in there. But maybe I wasn't getting the hint that she was saying, like, get the hell out, I need to go. I might not have picked up on she's like, where is your underwear? And You're like, I don't know. Yeah, no, seriously, yeah, get the hell out. It could be that she didn't have as much fun as you did the night before. Yeah, you know. Now I'm kind of questioning like, how was I Yeah, yeah, it sounds like not maybe your top performance some experience,

I wouldn't make this call. That's a question. You don't want the answer too maybe a quick Well, in my experience, I've always been too good and too intimidate you have. I'm going to play a song. We're gonna come back, and we'll call her and we'll see just how good or bad you were when we do your second date update right after this. All right, hey, thank you, all right, hold on second update. We're learning a lot of valuable

things today. In the second date Update, like rule number one, when you stalk someone social media before a date, always use a ghost account in case you accidentally work an old photo so they when it was you. Yeah, you guys already have. And rule number one, when you sleep over after a date night of drinking tequila, always film it so you can review the footage the next day and see if you were a stud or if you were a dud. I have a whole library. I'm telling

you this work. I help the person got you got permission? Not important? Okay, See Abraham, Abraham is worried that maybe he was a dud when he slept over at Vicki's place. So we're going to help him find out and ask if she has the footage. Isn't that right? We'll do a little watch party at the station and then for sure, how good You're all right? Hey if she has it? Yeah, alright, met are so much more chill about that? Yeah, we were setting you up for the Are you nervous right now?

I'm nervous, and I'm confused. We had a great time. I have gone back and sort of rack my brains as to what it could be. But like I said, I thought we had a great night. Together. I don't understand why I'm being ghosted right now. So well, if it's that, remember you can always blame it on the tequila. Yeah, there you go. Well, here we go. We're gonna dial Vicki's number right now. We'll hope we get her on the line so we can ask her what the deal was.

Are you ready? I am all right? Here we go. Man, Hello, Hi, is this Vicki? Yes, hey Vicky. My name is jeff I'm from the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're on in the Mornings. Was clear from what I said, Um, how are you? Oh? I'm good. What it is about, Well, this is about a segment that we do on our show called a second date Update. Jeffrey's just trying to practice this small talk right now. I am so far off to a good start. No,

very small. What we're talking about. Small talk completed. Now, let's get to the juice of this, because we're doing something called a second date update. That's where we help our listeners who are getting ghosted after what they thought was a great date night. Okay, okay, And so recently you were out with a guy who is a listener of our show. His name is Abraham. Okay, okay, judging

from the reaction, it's not a very good one. But Abraham told us about your guys's night together and he uh, he thought it was fire though the date was super late. Say these things. Oh my god, he had a great time with you, and he's totally clueless as to why you're not calling him back. Yeah. I never want to talk to that guy again. Oh I know. Usually okay, but usually, like when I'm angry with someone or upset with someone, I'll let them know why Why would you

do that, Brooke? How are they going to know how to do? You like yelling at different I just think it's it's not productive. You just like talk down to them. Here's all the things that you did wrong and why you're not good enough for me. I'm just saying, hey, this, this wasn't cool, man. I just want to let you know that wasn't cool. Okay. Some people like to be

passive aggressive. So look, here's the thing, Vicky. Abraham has no idea why you wouldn't be calling him back because you didn't tell him like you should have, Like I'm saying, Jesus, or at least there was no hints for why, and he had a great time. Well what did he tell you about our date? We only have like bullet points of what happened, but basically, you guys went out to a bar, you had some tequila, two flights of tequila.

You guys shared a plate of nachos, ended up back at your place where he spent the night, and then the next morning you kind of had to rush him out, which we thought was kind of an obvious sign that maybe you didn't enjoy your time with him. Yeah, it was fine, Okay, that's are you talking about the bedroom time or the date time? The date flash bedroom time. But like in the morning I needed to leave to go to work, and he was like not getting the hint.

First he was using my bath room. He was like in there for a while and I'm like waiting, I'm like fully dressed, ready to go, and then he went and used the other bathroom that my roommate didn't I share. That's like in the entry way the bathroom twice. That's why you hate him. Well, that's the way when you're trying to leave, even someone's just there for a reason, never to talk to somebody again. Well, maybe he was just trying to let you use your restroom so you

could finish getting ready for work. No, I was ready to go, and then we left. I get home from work and I go to use the bathroom and the toilet paper roll just like completely collapse, and he had taken the springs out of it. What. Yeah, as like a prank automatically opened back and extend on its own. What makes you think that he took it? Because then I went and looked in our entry way bathrooms and my room and hare and share are you done the same thing? So he was just trying to prank you

in the bathroom? Yeah, I was like, who does that are? How old are you? I feel like this is something my husband would have done when we were dating. I'm not even lying. I don't I would never call someone back. I don't know. I don't understand what the joke is. Well, it's just like it's a small inconvenience. It's like putting salt in someone's coffee and they're like, it's like, gotcha, it's innocent enough, but it's right. And I my guess is he wanted to do it to make you laugh

and think of him after he had left. It's my guess, I guess, but it's just like you're in my house and you're taking the time to like set a little practical joke when I need to go to work. Yeah, I feel I probably didn't think that far. He was just like, I'm going to do a silly little prank and that's so annoying, exactly, And the intention was not for disrespect at all. Don't just take it from us, take it directly from Abraham, because I have to let

you know, Vicky. Yeah, he's been listening this whole time. He wants to talk to you. Yeah, Vicky, it was it was not meant to be disrespectful, and I'm sorry if you took it that way. It was it was like they said, just meant to be like a silly little prank. You would laugh and then move on. But I told you about me pranking my buddy, and I wasn't quite sure where you stood in like pranks, Like I'm sort of a prankster, So I just did that not thinking that it was going to be a big

inconvenience for you. So look, I'm sorry, but I also like, that's not your sense of humor like that, that's kind of who I am, Oh, yeah, you're not funny. That's kind of harsh. But I mean others, others would disagree. I certainly have made a lot of people laugh. So if that's your opinion, you know you can. You're entitled to it. But I mean, Abraham, did you at least hide the spring somewhere in her house so that she could find it later and put them back in? I

put them in your vanity drawer in the back. So if you do want to reinstall them, it's really easy to do. If you do with the springs, were why don't you tech me and tell me where the springs where? I've been a whole week without the spring. Well, I thought that you were going to respond to one of my other masters. Then I would have asked, hey, did you notice anything strange in your bathroom? We would have had a laugh about it, then we would have set

our next date. That's the way I sort of thought, all your fault. Ye what I'm saying, I'm just saying I thought we were going to be communicating and I could make a joke out of it. So springs, here's the thing I mean, Vicky, do you have brothers? Yeah? I have an older brother. See it's just like brother trying to get them to go out again. How does that go out? Humor? Like, yeah, I get that from my brother, just got it. You got to find somewhere in your heart where you could see where he was

coming from. He was trying to maybe do something light and funny and get you to think about it. I'm sure he's another great prank that he can pull on you that'll actually make you laugh on your next date, if you're willing to give him another shot. Nice, not a stupid prank, A legitimately laugh out loud, funny prank. Yeah. Yeah, Now that's a lot of pressure. I don't know if I can live up to that. Now, come on, I believe in you. Take out the filter from her water

machine's actually got you. You have less iron and minerals in your water. What do you think, Vicky, give him another shot. We'll pay for it. He's already said, like who he is, And I just don't see it getting any better. I just don't think we're a good match. Okay, Okay, I mean that's that's all right right, Abraham. It's a bumber. I thought you were cool, but you know, you don't have a sense of humor. I can't help that. Abraham,

you know what, I think. You're funny and you're cool. Okay, you can take the toilet paper rolls out of my house any day, thank you. Wait, it's not no no. You come, you spend the night, okay, and then you come take out all my toilet paper. And that's the Abraham and I get each other. You guys don't understand. This is called brollo. We'll do each other. That's what

we're going. Okay, I'm not quite sure if I'm cool with this part of it with you're cool with it now, and we're gonna be funny together and Jeffrey in the morning,

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