Second Date Update: The Boy Who Cried Tree

So we're welcoming back, Brian, Brian, welcome back, man. You must really have faith in us for someone. Yes, I'm believing you. Guys, I'm believing you. Okay. I feel like we cursed your love life and you're just stuck with us now. He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but you're the only ones that like me. Actually I emailed all of them, but yeah, the only one that responded. Yeah. Well, we have a very low standard too, so welcome back and get emails. Tell us about the girl that you

met this time. What's her name? All right? So her name is Aubrey. Okay. I saw a picture on my coworkers and Instagram. She was tagged in it. Oh nice, you know, I got it to detective mode and clicked at the tag and went on her page. And I love him when girls tag their friends, because some girls will have a really hot friend, but they won't tag him. But I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on your friend? Fend? So that's not okay from a woman's perspective, is it cool if a guy reaches out to you?

I mean it depends on how hot he is, right, Yeah, that's always the answer, Brian. I know you're super handsome, so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out? Well, I slid in the DM. She didn't seem to be attached to anyone, and uh, I found out this is gonna be her first Christmas alone because she's actually moved and she's going to be away from her family. That's too bad. She should get used to being alone like me. Okay. Was she sad about that? Or was she happy about it?

She was a little distraught. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, So you you're like, this is my moment. I'm going to do something holiday for her? Is that what you're thinking? Of course? I offered to take it to a Christmas tree farm to get her a tree. Oh so at least he had a season to be jolly still with a tree in the house. And I feel like like you can be vouched for right, Like it's not just some rando coming into her dms like it's her co workers friend. Yeah. So, how did the Christmas tree farm go?

It was great? It was great. So what we did We were our silly Christmas sweater oh night, and I bore a mic bather said jingle and single. I don't want to do this now, he said, sat in his favorite ho ho ho. I know it's gonna be an awesome time. So I've bought a little bit of those uh you know those small bottles they have on an airplane of alcohol. Yeah, yeah, I've bought a couple of these. Was a bought like four or five whiskey bottles, and it loosened both of us. We had such a great time. Okay,

I mean that's a really cute day. I mean it was the highlight of it all for you. Well, she play on the tree that she loved, love, love, So I offered to buy it for the price tag and was like whoa, oh my god, we just got one this weekend. It was eighty five bucks. It was like them three figures. It was pretty hardh okay, oh yeah, like five foot tall. Like if you're thinking eight feet

or something, that's not a good look. When you offered to pay for something, you're like going back on it after actually actually just he just sawed a foot off the top. What is funny because she saw all the look on my face when I saw that price tag, and she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting many. I was like, yeah, we are all right, it's actually really naive. Okay, but was that the end of the date.

You bought her the Christmas tree and that was it? No, No, we thought that bad fella to the top of the car, drove it to her place and set it up. Oh cute out bro. I mean, now I don't be like, okay, good luck with the tree, but it's like you're like fully invested. This is hours of a date. And I also feel like it's like a personal thing to like

set up a Christmas tree with it's your tree. Well, we put it up together, but I wanted to stay and decorated, but she said she had dinner plans and she in the date like that, and I'm like, okay, cool. She may have had pre existant plans, but I've been texting and calling and nothing. Oh you didn't decorate the tree. Maybe she didn't want that commitment with you. Do you think that she was telling the truth. Do you think that she really had plans? Or do you think that

was a lie to get out of it. I don't No. I felt like the girl at the sushi restaurant and I was hope for you. Guys can help me, all right? And there was no women like side eyeing you at the Christmas tree farm from like behind another tree. We're not going to do the same call again, are we? No? No side? No? Okay, well, thank god, let's play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Aubrey for you. We'll try to get your second adopt date. Okay, can you play

all at once at Christmas? No, we deleted that out of our you'll hear what you hear, and you're gonna like it. Come to the ghetto, snoop dog. No, you can wrap that to yourself while you're on hold, and then we'll come back with your second adoptate. All right, let's second. Has the Hollmark channel already done? The twelve

dms of Christmas. But I like it. I mean they should. Yeah, because one of our listeners, Brian, met a woman on Instagram recently took her to a Christmas tree farm because because this is going to be her first holiday spent away from her family. Oh it's so sweet, it's like thoughtful, it's fun. Absolutely, But there was an embarrassing moment where he offered to pay for the tree for her and then saw the price tag, so I had to dial

it back and instead just went Dutch. Anyway, ever since that happened, he's had a hard time getting ahold of her. Now he's asking us for a little bit of help. Yes, do you think it's that? Do you think it's the you didn't pay for the full tree? Yeah? I hope I didn't come off looking like a cheap skate, but I don't think so a fake tree off Amazon. I mean the chief skate is something we can fix though, Yeah, yeah, true. You know, well we're paying for the mail. Well yeah,

if you're a fan, was going to a nice spot. Yeah, exactly, we got you covered, Brian. But let's see what Aubrey has to say. We're going to dial her number right now. Let's do it all right, here we go. Hello. Hello's Saubrey. Yes it is Aubrey. Did you buy a Christmas tree? Recently? I'm calling from the tree farm. We found out that there's a problem with your tree. We need it back, please back? Um what family of woodpeckers? Why no, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, Aubrey. My name is jeff from the

radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. M Okay, no, we're doing something on our show called a second date. Have you ever heard of that before? No? I have not. Okay, well, recently you went out with one of our listeners and he's been trying to get a hold of you. Just have a little bit of trouble doing it. His name's Brian. Oh does that whole Christmas tree thing at the beginning makes sense now? Yeah? Uh sure, Okay, Well, what we're doing here is we're trying to help Brian figure out

why you're kind of ghosting him after your date. Well, yeah, that would be because I'm not interested in talking to him again. Oh wow, Oh it's that's strong really, because he sounded so thoughtful. I mean he said that he took you to the tree farm because you were kind of sad about not having the you know, family for the holidays and stuff. Is it because he's poor? I'm not really sure what all he told you about the date? Okay, Well he told us that you went to a Christmas

tree farm together. He got you a tree, offered to buy it in full, but then saw the price tag and you ended up having to go Dutch instead. Well, she offered, you offered to go Dutch. He said, yeah, I did. Yeah, okay, you did do that. And then afterwards he drove the tree back to your place and put it up for you, but you had to go to dinner and couldn't stay longer and decorate it with him. It's all that, right, Uh? Well technically yeah, but I think he left something out of the story. What did

he do? What did he leave out? So after we loaded the tree onto the car, we were getting ready to go, and I put my hands in my pockets to make sure I had my gloves, and I only had one. So I just said, I'm going to go back and look for my gloves. You know where we were,

So he stayed at the car. I walked back over to where we were looking at trees, and I see this little boy standing there, maybe six years old, crying, and he has my glove in his hands, and I'm like, oh my gosh, what is wrong, Like are you okay? What happened? And so, you know, looks at me and points at me and he says that lady and her boyfriend took my tree. And I was like, oh no, what like like he just liked that one out in the lot and then he saw you guys cutting it

down instead of him or something. Well, his dad said, well, my son told me that he was standing by a Christmas tree. It was the one that we had picked out, and I was going to get the people to get the tree, and you guys came and took it, even though he was standing there. And I was like, oh my god, did you not notice a little boy crying next to the tree. I didn't see any little boy. Oh so you're calling the little boy a liar? No, no, no,

But I wasn't the one cutting the tree down. Like, once we decided on it, I left and went to look at like reefs and stuff that were for sale, and he was the one sawing the tree down. Oh so you're saying you think that this little boy is a mistaken you're believing the six year old that your date went and cut down the little boy's tree after you left. I'm not saying that he did it on purpose, but I am telling Brian this, and I'm like, there's a slow boy and he's crying and this was Christmas tree.

And Brian was like, I'm seeing a little boy like too bad, knew you lose. I mean, I mean, it's just a freaking tree. I didn't care if it was that was the one we got or not. He was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not taking this thing off the car. We spend twenty minutes get missing. Oh my god. It's like you guys are in a real relationship. Yeah. Yeah, they're fighting at the end of the Christmas tree, Okay.

And so the fact that he wouldn't give the tree back to the little boy in his family, that's why you're turned off by Brian. Yeah, I could see that. How heartless can you be? I mean, a six year old is crying in the middle of a Christmas tree, Like imagine he's like, shut up, I'm trying to come to this tree out. Well, maybe it's just a misunderstanding and there's some miscommunication here in the perfect way to sort this out is just by putting you on the

phone with Brian, who's actually already on the phone higher time. Yeah, Oh my gosh, what a huge miss communication. Okay, do you hear that? Well? How did I cut at one? I didn't cut down the little boy's tree because he didn't pay for it. Oh whoa to come in? So well, hold on, technically, you cannot cut down the tree until you purchase it. I had the receipt in hand when I cut down the tree. The boy was looking at

the tree, but it was not his tree. Okay, so you didn't see the little boy crying next to it while you were sawing it down. There were kids standing next to every tree, So does that mean that's their tree too? Crying kids all over this tree? How am

I supposed to know? Yeah, but you can see where she's coming from, right, Like she just was confronted by a crying little boy and the father and then hold on the father, the fathers in all that confrontational the bother look kind of relief that I saved him from buying such an expensive tree that you're getting Aubrey, I speak for missing the point here. There is a six roll little boy hying at Christmas time. Like I don't freaking care if you didn't see him, or like this

little No. I was more concerning his father couldn't do something to stop him from crying. Oh, he's raised an entitled child who believes that he deserves the tree. I mean, I'm kind of with him on that point, Like my kids wanted a bigger, more expensive tree at the tree lot and we're like, no, that's not happening, cry about it. I think that's what happened. I think his father probably told him no to that tree because of the price

tag on it, and he's just he was playing. He was playing that kid making us look like the bad guys, so he didn't look like the bad. Here is that we had an opportunity to do something really kind for a child at Christmas time. You chose not to do it. We were on a date. This does not make a wish. Oh, well, you're not making it. You're not making it any better. But every time Aubrey goes into your house, you guys are tainted. Chris Aubrey, here's a chance for you to

take your own advice. Here there is a sad boy. On the other line, you cannot get another date with a woman that he really likes, and all three wants for Christmas is one more date and we will pay for it. Are you going to be a good person here, Aubrey, You're going to be a grinch. Oh my gosh, are you serious when you frame it like that? It's hard to say no. I mean, I will say, friend really does like you. He was trying to do something kind.

Maybe he's got a little more sterner approach to children than you do. He was more focused on you. Yeah, that boy probably isn't a very good kid. Anyway, I could have stolen your glove. All we know was you should really rub it in that kid's face by going out with Brian again one more time on our bill. It's gonna be a hard path. No Christmas miracles. Now there's a whole studio full of sad radio're just upset because we couldn't get our listener another date again. Good job, Aubrey.

I think there's a pattern here. It's not me, it's Brian. Brian. Last Christmas, I gave you mom. Very next day you gave it away. Okayan has been drinking ALM. I need a Drink Now Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,