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Second Date Update: Super Stan

Dec 21, 202116 min
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Our self-proclaimed BIGGEST FAN is on the phone today! We can't let him down...It's time to bring our A GAME.

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We've got a guy on the phone for a second date update. His name's Ryan, and apparently Ryan's a big fan of the show. Oh cool, that's awesome, Ran, thank you. It's just kind of funny. Most of the time when people write in, they tell us about their dates and what happened, what they liked about the person they were with. But Ryan didn't say a whole lot about his actual date. His email was mostly questions about our show, okay, and about us and what he likes about us. He's just

a big fan, so Ryan. Yeah, we're just trying to toot our own horns here. He said he wanted a second date update too, But Ryan, thanks for joining us today. Thank you, guys. I'm a stand not a fan. Gosh, if you don't reference saying come on, it's a new like lingo, like if you stand something, you know, like the Eminem song with the crazy fan who writes some letters and then ends up killing himself. It sounds really fun. If you stand something you were like obsessed with it.

Everybody says stand now, everybody, Yeah, okay, I know, Jeffrey. Tell us more about the woman that you want us to call today. What's her name? Uh, Justine. Justine, Yeah, did you forget? Yeah? I may have taken something before I did this. Wait, we didn't take too much. She's like really sing no wonder he's a fan of our show. Yeah, so can you focus a little bit? Tell us about your date with Justine. Yeah, we did it on an app dating app. Okay, that's how you met? Yeah, brook

you didn't meet Micah on an app? Right, I didn't, you guys? You guys suck there for I met my husband through work, which is like old school. Yeah. As much as I want to go into Brooks relationship, I'd really like to focus a little bit on Justine. And so you met her online? Waits alexis there? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, just just checking it can hardly hear you. Oh my god, my Alexa just went off having a lot. Okay, back

to Justine though. Okay, So anyway, yeah, we went to we went to a wine bar and you know, we actually we talked about you guys too. How much does she listen? Well, it just came up naturally because somebody here loves wine. That's me, Yes, I do. I mean Okay, So anyway, she's a nurse. She's really cute and I do graphic design, so I'm chill, and she's very what's the word, like, she's with it. She's a little bit more put together maybe than you. Yeah, yeah, I didn't

mean that in midway. I mean, just I have friends who are graphic designers and they're super chilled too. Sorry, guys, this is just the stuff talking. Did I ask, did you show up sober to your date with her? Yeah? Okay, you were sober? All right, So so let's refocus once again. You're at the wine bar. You're talking about our show with Justine. Yeah, things go. Yeah, we talked about stuff. We talked about traveling. Okay, I know, Brook you like

to travel. We were talking about going this highland and like, what's so funny? This is kind of funny. You're all over the place, So we're following, we're following. I mean I could come over to the station and we get okay, So we went to the parking lot and I got her an uber and there was like a moment there where maybe I should have grabbed her and kissed her, but it was like I was too chill, you know. So she just got in the car and I texted her that evening. That's a good Yeah. I just wanted

to make sure she got home. Okay. I didn't hear back. And I know she arrived because Uber sent me a notification, but no notification coming from Justine. And then I might have overdone it on social media the next day, but you know, I don't know that you overdid it. I sent her a bunch of links to your guys' program,

the ones that are online. Okay, so oh wait, so she wasn't a big listener before you No, but she said she loved it after I described it at dinner, Okay, but I wanted to actually give her the full you know, experienced audio. Okay, because me talking about it's not the same thing. Sorry, I'm not boring you guys. No, no good stuff. I actually think that's a good thing because it shows that she likes your type of humor. Like if you like our show and she likes our show

and you guys mutually, probably will find the same things funny. Exactly. That's my master plan. Oh okay, but wait, so what happened after you center the stuff? She never wrote you back, nothing like yeah, big time goes. So maybe she didn't like it, or maybe he sent so many links that she's just still listening to all of them. We have a lot of content she fell in love with us could happen. Yeah, yeah, what are you thinking went wrong? I have no idea. Maybe I talked too much in general,

talks too much about you, guys. Showd you know a little bit more about brook than you do. Just yeah, he may know more about me than Alexis. That's a good point. What is one thing that you liked about Justine? Uh? I mean she's like, yeah, I don't know, guys, I mean she was cute. Okay, Okay, well you know why why don't we play a song? You can pop another one of whatever you're taking, and you can think about it so you'll have something to talk about when we

come back and we do your second date update. Okay, yeahpe dope, OK hold on, if you're just joining us for the second date update. We're talking to a super fan of the Morning show. His name is Ryan, and he admits he was a little nervous spend some time with us this morning, so before his call, he took something to help him relax. And I mean, it's certainly

been an interesting conversation. We definitely wasn't just a vitamin Yeah, we figured that we haven't really learned much about his actual date with a girl who went out with Justine other than they went to a wine bar and talked about our show a lot. But he did mention the next day he sent her some links to a few of his favorite show segments, and after that she really hasn't been responding. Do you guys think we're the reason? I mean, we have been before. Yeah, wouldn't be the

first time. So he wants to know the reason why she's been ghosting Ryan. How you feeling Yeah, I'm feeling good. Okay, sounds like it. Did you double down on whatever you're taking? Yeah? I just sixhaled man. Oh okay, right, are you sure you? Are you sure you want to call her? I mean you're gonna have to talk to her and you're not in the like a completely lucid state. No, but I'm in the zone though, Okay, yeah, Okay, just why he finds us funny. He's always like, why we need you

to just concentrate this whole time? Okay, Okay. If if this goes well, we might need to send him an email to remind him that he got a successful second day, because he might totally forget. But okay, I'm about to dial the phone number right now. You're to do this? Yeah, let's do it. Hey, good luck? Here we go. Hello. Hi is this Justine? It is me? Yeah, I Justine. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. No way, Oh my gosh listening.

Why is that you? Hi, Justin? Hi? Why are you calling me? Yeah? No reason. We're doing a segment on our show that we do from time to time. Here. Yeah, do you know which one I'm doing? Uh no, Well okay, yeah, I mean we're doing the second Date Update. I love that one. I love love, love love Alan. Okay, that's good. Okay, Well I'm no, I'm so completely obsessed with you, guys. I'm sorry. I love it, love it, love it for how long? How long have you loved us? Well? Basically

for five days? You know. I went out with the guy that makes you one of our longest running fans. Actually, congratulations, I love I love like you're loser lying? Like who are these people I know? Well? A lot of them? Is you? Now? I really do actually feel special about that? Yeah, Justine, Like this is awesome, Like we really appreciate that you're a fan and thank you so much for listening, but

we do thank you, thank you. We need to bring it back to the reason that we're calling you for the second date update because Ryan, the guy who sent you all those links, Yeah, he's hoping to get back in touch with you, and he doesn't know why you've suddenly goes did him? Well, you know you guys, I'm like totally embarrassing to say this, but it's kind of like I have a little crush I was somebody else. Oh you met somebody else. I totally have a crush

on Jose. Oh there, yeah an accent? Should I just say I have you? I totally have a girl crush on you? And oh totally? And its like I have been obsessed with your your entire persona on these podcasts, like your Rwanda voice. Just just go much for me? Now did on the voice that he did not go on? She's a fan? Talk to me, I know, not together and bring Margherita's good. That's really good. Wait, but just because you have like a crush on Jose, why aren't

you yeah telling Ryan back? Because if Brian had the same personality and was as funny as Jose, Oh my god. I didn't want to totally be into him, but he's not. I totally have like a girl crush on you. I feel like I'm in fifth grade. Yeah, thank you. I'm dying. I'm like sweating, My hands are sweating. I'm like, oh, thank God. But hold on. We don't know each other. We don't even know if we live in the same state. Why would you not date another guy who you have

met because you think another person's funny? Yeah, Jose, I think we're forgetting that Ryan is actually on the line here. Yeah. Remember how these works, Justine, Ryan's on the other line listening only right, That's how this works. Yeah, okay, okay, and I'm assuming that Ryan has something to say about this. Ryan. Are you there, Jose, Why are you? Why are you moving in on my date? Man? God, he was just a loyal fan. Come in a block up. I'm not

moving it on anybody, bro, I'm here to help you. Still. Okay, you've already talked to her like you're asking her what state she's in and where she's living. I heard it too, He had a good boy. I didn't ask what state. I just said we probably don't even live in the same. I'm trying to help you. Yeah. No, man, you you're talking to her. I've been listening to you forever. I know when you're flirting. You're flirting with her. Totally him out, not at all. He did have his calendar out, he

was looking for open days. O my god, and you knock it off like this is second day update, not like steal my date. She's loving Yeah, I know, I hear just seeing giggling back there. Anything funny, be nice here? Why nice? Iced to have a crush on him and not you? Oh gosh, you're making my god. We have a little morning show love tryangle right now? The two ends. Okay. Here's the thing about jose Jessine that a lot of

people don't know. He truly is like kind hearted, really wants a relationship, has been not very lucky in love, and this may turn it around. That's not helping. I mean, that's sweet than help from his voice. Yeah, very small package, too street away. He would make up for it in effort, he really would. I think you should pursue this, guys. Hold on, my co host, stop doing what you're doing. I see what you're doing. We're helping you know, you're

complained all the time about not having dates. You're taking a hole. I don't know her you are. You're worried about never becoming a father that I love. You always say love comes and at least expect. I'm flattered, but no, thank you. Now you're messing everything up? Are you guys to be in love? I want everyone to be in love? Well, if you still want that, stop trying to make a flap all the time. Now. I'm sorry, I'm just charming.

I can't help it, dude, I don't know. I'm not even saying anything for You're a comedian who's just about to get punched in the mouth of Yan Yan. The drugs have gone bad. Okay, go to sleep. You'll feel better tomorrow. I'll give you tickets to I'm gonna feel better when my hands around Jose's. Oh my god, I'll feel better. The real question is who are you going to ask for a second date. I can't dave her.

I don't know her name. I think that's up to Jeffrey. Well, I think because Ryan is the one who asked us for help, I need to ask on his behalf first, Justine. I mean Ryan. Look, I'm just gonna be honest, Ryan, this isn't looking very good for you right now. I'm still going to ask Justine, would you like to go out on a date with Jose I know we will not pay for that. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how to do with this. Louie, don't say yes. I don't know who she is. I don't know how how many

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