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Second Date Update: Super Rich Sucks

Jun 08, 202217 min
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We had to make Alexis swear not to hit on the listener in today's Second Date... Because it's one of the wealthiest, most elaborate dates we've ever heard of!

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Second dated. This might be the coolest place that we're ever gonna hear a first date happen. Love that, or at least it's probably the fanciest. Okay, because one of our listeners today named Jack said he had his first date in a mansion, which begs the question, Jack, how were you allowed into my parents neighborhood? I don't know if any Jack, and I didn't see your name on the list, So explain yourself quickly before I let our

pet Jaguar Martin have his way with you. Well, I did have a date in the mansion, but it wasn't in your parents neighborhood. Okay, one of the poorer neighborhoods, poor rich neighbor All Alexis is thinking right now, is is it your mansion? Ja? Yeah? How did you get into a mansion? So? I mean I work for a wealthy family and a personal assistant, so it was a one of the strings I can pull as the assistant.

They were out of town. It's like when your parents leave, but like if your parents were really really rich, you can use the west wing of the house if your parents leave, but you do all of the planning for your parents and if going through the planning. Right, your parents yell at you because you're incompetent. Oh so lit the way you earned it for yourself, So that's kind of nice. Who is the girl that you brought over there.

Her name is Michelle. I met her on a dating app, okay, and she seemed the game to come over to the place. Can I ask, like, do you like try to show this place off as if it's your own? No? No, no, why not? You know I don't wear expensive enough shoes where I think any girl to believe that. Okay, so you say, hey, my employer's gone and we can use their house. Yeah, I figured, why not enjoy the fruits

of my labor. I think that's actually works in your favor because you still have access to the house and all the cool things. But she also knows you're probably grounded and down to earth. You're not some rich snob. Yeah right, unless the owners are hotter see some family photos around. How did Michelle react when you told her the situation? Did she seem into it? Yeah? Immediately, not judge like Alexis y No, I go, I did. It'd be really fun. What did you guys plan on doing?

Did you like make dinner. Is there a pool or a like hot time or I don't know how many pools are there are the indoors or outdoors. Three of them are heated. It depends on what you call a pool. I mean their bathtub is the size of my pool growing up as a kid. So okay, I mean thanks. You get intimate pretty quick in a situation like you know, or she gets lost somewhere in the house. Yeah, So how did it go? What did you guys do? Well?

You know, I prepped the house. I had the lights dim, that had the music that we bonded over on the app plane. He came in, and I mean the chef was even there the day before, so he prepped this whole meal for me. So I had it already cooked for even though they're out of town. But they're probably just You're probably just buddies with him, right Yeah. Yeah, I mean he was getting rid of a lot of stuff that was going to go bad since they're out. Yeah, exactly,

that kind of beef. It was more than I can afford. So I'm dude, so excited. What do you even where do it date like that? You know, I'm just going out closed, nothing too fancy, Okay, that's so fun. Yeah, I mean, how was the connection going between you and Michelle? Did you guys bond? Yeah, I mean I thought so. We joked around the whole night. She made fun of me being a boy, which is you know, that's fine. What is that because he's the assistance job. Yeah, okay,

I mean that's kind of rude. I mean you always want to be with somebody who could, like, you know, poke fun it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be with someone who takes things too serious. Yeah, I mean there's no way to take seriously like bowling in at home. There's a bowling alley. Yeah, there's a personal two lane bowling alliot. She kicked my eyes as well. I mean everything down the line. This girl is getting all the boxes, you know, and okay, the koa grab right, Like I

take her to the garage. I show her all of the excessively expensive cars because the girls typically they like that sort of thing. And you know, it was cool for a bit. I don't think it was anything too bad going on. What do you think that. Yeah, I've worked for a few wealthy families in the past, and they're all very particular about their cars. And she wanted to jump, like she literally jumped in one. I didn't want to overreact or anything, but I definitely was pretty

stern with her. How many fingers of hers did you cut off? Yeah? You have to learn. I'm just kidding. What did you do when she did that? I might have raised my voice a little bit and just hold her to hop out, like immediately, did you explain why did you at least take a photo of in it? Oh? No, I tried to explain it. I think she understood it, but I don't know. Like she hasn't a messaged me since to this date, and we kissed at the end. It seemed very nice, like I didn't push anything too far,

But I don't know. I think something there was Maybe I revealed some part of myself she didn't like. I don't know. Well, you shouldn't be revealing yourself, not on the first day. That's inappropriate unless she have consent to do so. I don't think that's what he meant. Yeah, I think he meant revealing a personality trait she didn't like. You know what, That makes more sense. Time to think about it. Well, we got the gist of what happened

on the date. I don't know how you could go out with someone like this and then not want to go back. Did you see them again? You date this person? You get these perks all the time. Absolutely, So let's call Michelle and find out what is wrong with her? Do it with your second date date? No sec what's it like to go on a date with a person who isn't necessarily rich, but who takes care of a

rich person's house. I feel like it's close. It's enough to wretch you are who you surround yourself with, right, Yeah, I'm into it. Our listener Jack knows all about it because that's his life. He's the personal assistant to a very wealthy family, and brought his date Michelle over to their luxurious estate, where they ate fine food, looked at fine cars, and went bowling on a fine alley, a private alley. Don't every time I use the word fine in front of something, it just sounds richer, A fine

wooden alley. Yes, but now things aren't so fine because she's not returning his calls and I just hope she didn't swipe some of the silverware and feels guilty about Yeah, she'd be coming back from more. Did you check the China cabinets and the Sterling drawers before she left. I did not know, Well, we have our first theory's a fief, it could be, but yeah, what are your what are your thoughts? I just I'm, you know, curious to hear

what her opinion is on this. You know, I thought we had a great date and don't come across people like this a lot. So I just hope I didn't screw it up. I bet it was your tone. You said you kind of raised your voice out here when she jumped in the car. Don't tell a girl no, Yeah, exactly. She's in like a quarter million dollars vehics. He's had a lot of backup options on our text board right now.

Texode is over here. I think we'll be good man. Yeah, but we're gonna start with Michelle here, So let's dial her number and see what she has to say. Here we go, aw, Hello, Hey is this Michelle h who's this? My name is jeff My full name is Jeffrey Geoffrey, Yes, with a big J on it, and I'm calling from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, very fancy morning show. We heard you like fancy things. Um, I'm sorry, what is this about. I don't think we're

passing off as being rich, right, yeah, sorry, Michelle. What we're doing is a segment called a second Date Update. We're trying to help one of our listeners get some answers after he went on a date with you, and now he's not getting a call back. Um. Sorry, I'm sort of confused what's going on. One of our listeners named Jack reached out to us because he said that he took you out on a date and it sounded like an awesome date. Yeah you remember, remember Jack? Yeah? Yeah,

I remember Jack? Okay, was a date as awesome as we're hyping it up to be. I mean, you had a chef, You're at a mansion. Yeah, a private bowling alley that would blow my mind. Yeah. No, if it was fine. Jack was a good guy. I just don't really see it happening again. Oh really, why did you see it happening at the beginning and then something changed or this whole the whole time you were like add not into it. No, I mean he was. He's a really nice guy. He cute. He obviously showed me this

very cool place, which was fun. Yeah, he was a little funny. He had music playing. It was all very sweet and it sounds really thoughtful too, like he put on the music. You guys connected over. He was nice, but I'm still not getting like which part of it made you not want to call him? Nothing went wrong necessarily, it's I actually met someone else I sort of connected with better. So you're just you're talking to a couple of people on the app. And no, I didn't meet

this person on the app. Actually I met them the same night as my date with Jack. You had multiple dates lined up. No, it's a funny story. Actually, um, I thought to Jack and maybe to us what happened? So I got to this mansion for the date and there were gates outside, so I had to stop at the gate, and when the gates opened, a car was leaping and the guy rolled down his window and he was like, do you have permission to be here? I

told him I was a guest of Jack's. And so then he introduced himself and he's like, oh, well, I'm the chef, and he started talking to me. He told me like, what it's like working there? Oh, well, you guys are sitting in different cars like talking through a window. Well, no, I had parked down the block, so I was on foot and he was like the car. That makes more sense. I think you were like yelling through the passenger window of your car. So you're you're bonding with the chef

of the house. Yeah, And he was really charming and before he left gave me his card and said if I ever wanted to know more or wanted his services, and the card at his personal intro. Oh, so he was like, legit, hitting on you. The chef was before you even started your date with Jack a little bit. Yeah, but wait a minute, didn't he end up coming back and cooking for you? He cooked it the night before? Yeah, Jack just reheated it. You guys just had that passing

encounter at the gate. You haven't like seen him since then, right? Uh? Not right. I couldn't stop thinking about him during like the whole date. And oh I texted Chef Nico the next day. We've been hanging out for the last week or so. Oh my god, these like incredible meals cook and you get the same perks that is, it's hard to beat Chef Nico. Like there's Jeff's can be really sexy's he's really Sexy's got an accent. It's like, oh, Jack,

but I really don't. I don't want Jack to find out because I just I don't want to cause any sort of risk with him at work that would cause dramaffrey. I wish we could do something like that for you, but it's kind of too late, Michelle, because simple Jack is on the other Are you kidding he's been listening this whole time? No? Yah, Yeah, Jack, Yeah, I heard all of that. I hope you enjoy an unemployed chef, because that's something I can make happen. WHOA, you're muscles? Jack?

Do you let me flagelate in front of you for three and a half hours while you were daydreaming about a chef? Oh? Wow, I know? Did you just say chef? You're a personal assistant. I'm an executive assistant first off, okay, and and he works beneath me. There's a chain of command.

You could have just not shown up for sake. Oh you wanted me to stand you up after I ran You know what, I look at it morally, If you look at the morality of the situation, that would have been much better than ruling over the chef that you just met while I'm sitting there hopeful. No, but that would be like enjoying the order and then being like, forget the entree, I don't need it. Jack, that's fair.

I mean, there's she didn't plan it, and she might not have planned it, but Nico could have planned it for sure. It's not the first time he's done something like this dates from you. Oh yeah, Michelle, I want you to know that your connection with Nico's super pure, super real. He's not just trying to have sex with an American girl to get green cart class. Maybe Michelle's okay with that? Yeah, Michelle, is that what you're going for? Uh? Yeah?

I would rather come back and have whatever this energy is from jazz. You know, this doesn't sound like it's going great, So I think maybe we're just gonna abandon ship here. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Um, Michelle, you know, thanks for being on with us and being honest. Normally we even offer to pay for a day, but they have a private chef like what else? Yeah, I'm covered. I mean, Jack, would you feel super offended if I offered Michelle another date with Nkoyo? What we can get

in on it? Please do it. I hope she catches whatever he has like fresh. Okay, I mean it's gonna be weird now to see Nico around the man. I thought I made it clear. I will no longer be seeing Nico around the Black Well. I am looking for a private chef and Alexis is going to be next in line the second course. Second. I don't know if you can afford it. I can get everyone stop fighting over Nico please, Sorry, he does sound pretty dreamy. I'm on board now. Broken Jeffrey in the morning, Oh my god,

that was intense. That was fun. I really like that fights. I mean I feel bad for Jack, but like there were so many twisted turns, like what a cool story of burn, you know, like I met the chef and as I was okay, anyway, Sorry, you're like wishing that you were. I mean, we haven't had fireworks on like that on the show and quite some time. And I

don't necessarily blame Jack for being that upset about it. Yeah, but you know, in the dating world, if you put a hot foreign guy who can cook up against pretty much anybody, you better wave the white fly. You'd all fair in love and really rich people. Yeah, comes down to I'm just worried what's going to happen at the mansion when Jack actually sees chef Nico. This is why I wish they were on like Desperate Housewives or yeah,

you can't see like play out. I don't know. I bet he just sends an email and never see No, no, did you hear Jack? He's passionate. Man, He's gonna fire him right in his face. It's gonna be like Beauty and the Beast when Loomier like backhands Cogsworth for screwing up. I could see that. Yeah, but if you're if you ever want to get a second date update, or if you're really rich, yeah, more rich people or connect people connected to rich people. Listen to us. We'll take middle class.

That's you can email the show. We'll call the person was and calling you back

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