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Second Date Update: Sriracha Factory

Oct 04, 202116 min
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In today's Second Date, something very peculiar killed the mood at the END of the date...And it WASN'T the matching t-shirts they bought.. It happened in a parking lot and our listener hasn't been able to get a call back ever since.

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Second day. If I learned anything in my dating experience, it's that women can't resist one thing. What's that, Jeffrey. A guided factory tour? Oh? I think muscles? Oh yeah, just walking by the workers who've been there for twelve straight hours packing whatever they've packed over and over and over again. I did do a cheese factory tour once and it was hot. Look at those hairness. It's just romance hit the dim lighting and the underage boy weeping

over in the corner. Every factory has one. Oh yeah, So you can just look at them and say, you know what, my life's better than that. At least I feel like you were the boy in the story. Could be. I'm just saying, you get a woman inside an industrial plan, it's pretty much guaranteed action. Oh my god. I've also been to a chocolate factory too. Maybe this isn't such a bad Their factories they love. Where did you meet the girl that you brought to the factory? I met

her at a bar. Okay, it's like a drink factory. And was it like? What was the situation at the bar, Like, how do you approach her? We don't ever hear of people meeting in real life very often the factory. Well, I don't usually do that either. I was feeling a little a little happy, so I just happy. I was lubricated. So okay, hold on, I've been to this bar next to the factory. Why he was crying? Later, Yeah, why don't you just fast forward to what you said? People

are listening. It wasn't It was nothing special at all. It was just like, hey, you know, hey, so wait, I mean, just I guess what I want to know is like, did you notice her from Afar and just decide to make a move or was it a friend of a friend situation? Yeah, I just I had seen her before, okay. And then I was like, all right, well I see her again, so maybe this is a sign or something, you know whatever. Okay. And so you eventually asked her out on a date to the factory. Yeah,

do you work there or something? How how did that come up? Well? I um, because I was trying to I was trying to research where we could go, and then I saw it and I was like, oh my god, about what fact excited? So we went to the Sarascha factory. That's a pretty sweet date, man, more like a spicy day. I know, do you like go to tacos after and stuff like do the whole like theme? Well, before we get to after, when do we start with what actually happened in the factory? Oh? I was just like thinking

of his planning. How was it? It was a it was awesome. I mean I'm a huge Sarata guy. So so had you guys talked a lot in the bar so you knew each other pretty well before you went to the Sarata factory? Or was everything pretty new? I think it was safe to say it's pretty new. Okay, So what was it like for the first like hour? You know, it was a little it was a little

bit weird at first. You got to like put on you know, a hair capped and it was kind of goofy super hot yea, literally, I mean you're a big fan. It was she as excited as you. I would say, no, oh, why do you say that? Well, you know, she was smiling a lot, and I felt like she was kind of humoring me and I and then I started feeling bad, like was I selfish domingus because I'm such a huge Sarata guy. Smiling doesn't sound like a bad thing though to me, Smiling is generally like a happy emotion. He

means like polite smile. Right, when is this going to be that's a grimace? I think, Yeah, okay, it's grimace sing through it. Yeah. I mean for the first twenty minutes, I was probably in my own little world because I was just super excited that I was speaking out about everything. Yeah, they make two or battles a minute. You know, just look a little bad boys. That's cool. I'd do the same way. I could see where that'd be a questionable first date. Yeah, she's not as excited as you're doing

for yourself. Yeah. So, how how did things end at the factory? Yeah? So we they end with a tasting thing, and you know, I think at the end she was kind of like nudging towards the door and you know, saying I'm done with this. So she's like it's all one flavor. Yea, my tongue is on fire. Yeah. Also, do you accept job applications because I'm desperate? But no. How so, how did after you got out of the factory? How did it go from there? Were we able to recover? Well,

then we were in the gift shop. You know, the fact we go to a restaurant and get this woman some real food. I mean, was there any like romance that happened during this date? Yeah? I mean, well, you know at the gift shop, I bought her a shirt. You bought about each of us shirts. It's kind of romantic. But you didn't plan anything. You didn't plan anything else for the date like that? Was it like you end the date there? I mean the T shirts were twenty bucks,

kind of like, well that's the end of that. You don't have money for dinner. It's a big spender over there. Okay, so how did how did you end up leaving things? I guess was was there a kiss or a hug or a picture and you're matching T shirts? Well we we met there, we met at the factory, so um, it was just kind of like okay, well see, uh and how do you think that was good? I feel a comfortable. I think it's a good thing because you

stand out to her at least. Yeah. Well, I mean the other thing is she's not calling me back, So maybe I stood out. If I did stand out, maybe I stood out in the wrong way. I don't know. But yeah, and also I was nervous. I kind of didn't want to kiss because of all the sarata. That could be kind of hot. Though it's okay, I don't think that. I don't think the end of a factory tour warrants a kiss moment. I mean it just it's not the right. We have been making out the chocolate

water chocolate. But let's see, let's see what she has to say. All right, Mark, we're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Erica for you, and we'll try and get you your second date up date. All right, all right, hold on, man, second date if you're just joining us. Mark took his date to the Saracha factory for a guided tour with a woman named Erica. According to Mark, the tour was an A plus yeah because he he loves saracha and I guess highly recommends this

to anybody else. The date itself, though, may have come in a little bit below in a yeah, maybe a little far below in a I know he's trying to stay positive though he really is Jeffrey. He says the highlight was when he bought the matching t shirts at the factory gift shop. That bumps it up close to a territory. According to me. Are you a dad already? Mark? No, but I would like them someday. Yeah, it just sounds like a dad move, like the matching T shirt. Yeah, kids,

a T shirt? What else you gonna complain about it? Mark? I look back at your email, though, and it said that there was an awkward moment on your date, something about you holding a saracha sample. Oh oh, you didn't mention it. Yeah, that was it. Like when I play hide the ketchup bottle on my dates. Oh god, I don't even want to it's a I'm not going to call it a success, but missing work up too. Sorry? All right, well maybe this won't be so bad. And

then in light of that, Okay, I'm good. So I was just playing with her and we were having a moment. I was like, I wrote some of this in my eye, just like take a little bit on my finger. But she was really really didn't want me to do it. I was like, oh, wow, maybe you kind of care that I put this in my eye. She just doesn't want you to be an idiot. Deal with that. She didn't want to go out with a boy from eighth grade, Like,

what are you doing? Man? Imagine middle or something in the backs like, Oh no, I think you would have been safe for doing hide the Saracha bottle. You weren't joking though, it was a joke. Yeah yeah, okay, okay, so maybe she didn't get the joke. I don't know. Let's find out. We're gonna dial her number now, we're gonna see what she has to say. You ready, Yeah? All right? Man? Here we go. Hello. Hi is this Erica? Uh? Yeah,

this is Erica. Who's this Erica? My name is jeff I work on the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing today? I'm good? Okay, Um, what's going on? We're doing a segment that we regularly do on our show called a second Date Update. That's where, okay, one of our listeners goes out on a date with someone, and afterwards that person isn't calling them back, they can email us to reach out and help them figure out

the reason why. Okay, um, I know that's a little bit strange, but it means somebody really likes you a lot. I'm just like, which date is it? I like that you have choices, Well, this one should stand out because this guy took you to the saracha factory. Oh my god, a hot fause boy. That's what my friend called. It's never good when you have a nickname, but it's bad. Just to be clear, we are talking about Mark here, right, Yeah, okay, I just want to make sure. So did you have

any fun on your date? Oh? Look, I am an adventurous person and I've never been on a factory tour date before. So he seemed really enthusiastic, which I was attracted too, and so you know why not. But from like the second that I get out of my car, before I even get in the factory, it's like this really specific smell and like my eyes started burning, like before I even went in, And I'm like, am I just extra sensitive? Like what's going on? Because he seems

totally fine? No? Yeah, so you're like allergic to the factory tour. No, I literally do like a match you guys, like concentrated peppers, and it does have kind of like a vinegar smell to it. A little hole. Yeah, none of that sounds like it's Mark's fault. I mean, maybe it was a bad decision to take you to the Saracha place. But how did you How did you feel about Mark? Well? Mark was so, and you know, he was like goofier than I thought he was gonna be.

He made light of it, he cheered me up. Yeah, it was fun to watch him be happy, like he really was, like getting a kick out of this back try. It's like, Okay, this isn't necessarily like Mike thing, but it was nice to kind of see him element. I mean, and we spoke to Mark. He seems like a really nice guy trying to have fun with you, but he's just confused after what he thought was a pretty good day.

Why why now you're not talking to him anymore? Okay, Well, the date itself was interesting, but when we get back to our cars to say goodbye, I noticed that he drives trying the Nissan leafs NI Leaf. Okay, they're electric, what's wrong with that? And just I'm looking for someone that's just going to make me feel like safe, protected, like more manly. She's not about money. If he was, if he was driving a Tesla, you're saying that you

would have called a manly man seem let. What are you saying, Erica, I'm just saying that a Nisan Leaf is a really dorky car. Thank you. You don't see a big buff guy walk out. But that's he's fun. He's funny, he's goofy, Like, don't judge somebody by their car. You're just saying that because you don't like your car. That's like, I don't think your car is an extension

of who you are, right. But at the factory, look, he was fun and goofy, and I figured like, oh, he's making up for the fact that this is like a weird date. But then when we got to the parking lot and I saw his car, I was like, oh no, this would be like who he is twenty four seven. It confirmed his gooberness to you. I just can't. I don't want to get picked up in a nisan waive every day. I don't want to. I can see,

Oh man, that's not fair. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it, But I'm really curious how Mark feels about it, because I need to tell you, Erica Marksman on the other line listening, he wants to talk to you. Oh real, wow, really in there now? Mark? So you're not as this because I drive at least? Is that what you're saying. I'm sorry, Mark, I'm sorry, I know. I know. He's laughing. Wow. I mean, I guess I appreciate your honesty with how shallow that is

fair enough. Maybe I deserve that. I deserve that, But I'm just being honest, and I just lost some attraction for you. Really, you don't think that it's kind of sexy of him trying to save the environment, fix the world with his cars. Maybe because I've spent so much time in the hot Sauce factory justifying this guy to myself that yeah guy. To Mark's defense, it takes a stronger person to drive something that maybe doesn't have a real masculine appeal to it, right, you don't care what

it looks. They went to a factory, they bought matching T shirts and he got his leafy listen to a lifestyle. She thought Mark was sexy the first time she saw him. Mark, you can be sexy, right, Yeah, you just hear it oozing through the speakers right now. I mean, everyone has like the stereotype as if a guy comes out of a big, giant hummer, you have a sterotype, yeah, gross, exactly. So there's also a stereotype for someone that comes out of an electric tiny car. Yeah, these things are like

three Santa teachers to fill up. He's funny, you guys, he's being funny. Yes, what do you think, Eric goes? Any of that's working on you? I mean it's reminding me of how he made me laugh at the factory. That's a good It is a lot of confidence. Like he contacted our show to go on the radio like out there, like he doesn't care. I can laugh at my car too. We can laugh at it together. Don't shame your leaf. That's just me. They're smart now they

have feelings blow over. Well, you know that's cute because I was worried I was gonna have to like take the Nissan leaf seriously. But if I can like horse around about it and I like this, okay, Well in that case, Erico, we would love to offer to send you two out on another date and we'll pay for it. Is it a factory that was free? That was free? We'll we'll actually get you a gift card. Mark, what do you what do you think? What is the next date going to be? That Nissant? I like Mark's just

getting around. I hope he's getting around. Mark. That's a yes from you, Eric, What do you say? One more date with Mark? No factories? No factories, one more date with Mark and you know we can keep laughing. Yeah, you gotta right off into the sunset very slowly. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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