Second Date Update: Split Like A Banana

you doing? Oh man, you can barely contain your laughter, right Kyle? Yeah? Ok, pretty funny, Kyle. What did Sushi A say to Sushi be? I have no idea? What's sabby? Okay? See, there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly have been much worse than those. And Brooke promises to laugh when she hears you say I don't. But okay, well we'll get to that in a minute. But first, tell us about the lady you went out with. What's her name? Well, her name is Sasha, Okay. I met her at a

friend's part party. She was wearing a beautiful red dress, but she looked really really worn out. Oh yeah, I didn't either. I could see through her, like the bags underneath her eyes, that she was pretty special. Wow, none of these sounds like compliments, bro, Well I was you know, I wanted to know more about her. I didn't know why she was so tired out. Yeah. Did you ever find out why she looked so tired? Well? Yeah, she's actually a paralegal. So she was up working on this

big case with her boss. Okay, I mean so you actually read it, right, I guess, which is a positive? Yeah? Yeah called it? Okay, so how did you partlay a conversation about how exhausted she looked into a date? So I asked her, you know, if she was so tired, I could carry her into the bedroom and lay her down to sleep. But she really didn't think that was funny. I got it, I got yeah, okay, I would be a pall. Yeah, I like it now now that I know you're kidding. Yeah, Corush, I was kidding, you know.

Okay did she laugh? Did she know? Not? At first? But then I said she could carry me? Okay, all right, you know what, guys, he's one of those funny guys that you have to be there, you know. And she was there and she didn't laugh right, and she'd been up all night. She's exhausted. She's at this party and then crowd. Okay, at the end of the day, you ended up getting a date with her, right, Kyle? Yes, Well, yeah, I got her number from a friend and texted her

and eventually we did go out. Oh you did go out? Interesting And what was that? Like, I'm just shocked, Jeffrey, Okay, just let me calling us right now. Well, sometimes that's all the date is for people, like a party. We've had a lot of this, true, So what was you guys do for your date? So I picked her up and we went out to dinner. But on the way to dinner, she noticed that I had a bunch of like kids toys in my back seat, and she asked a bottom like, I think she thought that I had

a family. Any adults should ask, And I explained to her that the toys are for this toy drive at the church I go to. But I guess when I explained it, I was kind of nervous or something, and maybe she thought it was lying, And she's like, why do you also have a bunch of ice cream and like children's music playing everywhere? You got why does this van have no windows? What next? Yeah? Where where did we go from her thinking that maybe you had a family? Okay,

So we had dinner. It went really good. You know, she's into sports. She likes football, and I like football as well. So that's something that I figured we could bond over. Okay, that's good. It did that carry the conversation for a while. Yeah? Well, her favorite team is like a rival of my favorite team, So there was like some banter back and forth. I always think it's cute when couples have that, you know, where they're like going for opposite teams. Yeah, couples fight with each other.

Well that's good at least now you guys are starting to vibe a little bit in the connections from rivalry. Yeah, it was good, playful banter between us. Okay, and then are good, I will say when they can make couples bets, you know, and it shows that like you both truly love the sport, that you're rooting for different things. You're not just some bandwagon er. Yeah you're not. Alexis worse than that. She was a Jersey football But how did

the night end for you? Kyle? So after dinner, I drove her home and again, you know, I thought everything went well, so I leaned in to give her a kiss, saying that she just kind of turned her head and jumped out of the car and took up like I was stopped. I mean, you know, she just kind of said all right, good night and then just gotta jumped out of the car like I know that the kiss was a joke also to get it well, all kidding aside, that's kind of rough when you physically move in again,

some of them they physically move away. But it's a first date, you know, like everybody has different comfort levels on a first date. So it doesn't necessarily mean she didn't like you. Yeah he does, mean you read it wrong. Okay, So which part of that night are you thinking may have been the dagger for you? Oh gosh, I mean, in hindsight, I guess it's probably maybe the kid's toys in the car. I think said I have a family

or something, I'm cheating my wife. I don't know. Yeah, I mean I even had my friend call her a vouch for me, let her know that I'm married, I don't have any kids. Okay, well, okay, that's one of those like protests too. Much. Yeah. Well, now we're going to have an entire radio show call her and say the same thing, so hopefully it'll work better. When we play a song we come back, we'll call Sauce for you, and we'll try and get you a second date. Up date. Okay,

thank you? All right, hold on the second. Everybody knows the secret to any good relation and ship. He's what broke. Don't say water bed, Please trust communication, respect. I was looking for one thing, communication, Yes, for good communication. Eventually got it. But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little bit off during his first date with Sasha because he made some jokes that she didn't quite get. Yeah. Honestly, I'm not sure if we really got them either, but

he made them. Also had to explain why there was a bunch of children's toys in the backseat of his car. Yeah, we've all been there. He actually had a legit reason, yeah, donating them to charity charity with the church he works with. And he also missed out on a first kiss. I guess she didn't read that right. But yeah, clearly communication was off. But Kyle is hoping that we can get things back on track and realign with this second date.

Am I right, Kyle? Yeah, I'm really hoping that we can straighten this out and move forward with this beautiful girl. I guess. Okay, just clarific, that's actually true, and we're not calling her tired girl anymore, which is already we're a moving forwards a little early tired. You don't want to promise anything, Okay, answer? We want to ask her that up again. Yeah, I wouldn't ask that if I were you. Guys. OK. Good, I'm glad that we communicated

about that before the call. This is gonna make things go so much smoother. I'm ready to dial her number right now. Are you ready, Kyle? Yeah, I'm ready. All right, Here we go. Hello, Hey, looking for Sasha. All right, Hey Sasha. My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aunt. Sorry, who are you? So? Do I need to speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a radio show. We're

just not that popular. Okay. What's what's going on? We're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of our listeners get in touch with you because you went out with him the other night. His name's Kyle. Why did he Yeah, he's been trying to get in touch with you after your date, but he's been having a hard time doing that, so he's using us to reach you. It sounds like he's had quite a few people call you. He also told us

that his friend called you as well. Yeah, that happens. Okay, Okay, it's probably a lot. So all that's checking out. We're we're trying to understand how you feel about Kyle, Like, how how did that date go? I mean when I first met him, I thought he was kind of corky, but I actually thought it was kind of cute. You're talking about when you met him at the party. Yeah, like when he came on to me. I can see that. Keep a little nervous, a little corky at the same time,

But like I said, I thought it was cute sweet. Okay, But did that same feeling not continue when you went out to dinner with him? Yeah, So we went out to dinner. That's when it kind of all went left. Okay, Well we were at dinner. He's just a body language kind of change, you know, he kept adjusting, you know, down there, So wait, hold on, yeah, during dinner. Yeah. I know it's embarrassing to say, but he much physically uncomfortable. Oh wait, are you sure like some name as we

just adjust because it is more like an itching thing. Oh, you know, I don't want to say, but I mean it looked like it was frequent and it looked like he was adjusting very often. Oh yeah, that would make it really hard to concentrate on like conversation. Yeah, something else right. You know, I don't think he noticed that. I noticed, but it kind of threw me off. Yeah, that's understandable. I mean, what do you think was going on? I don't I don't know. I didn't know if he

just didn't bathe down there. I mean, it could have been a bathroom thing. Because even on the way home, he just said that he had to make like a pit stop randomly, And then after we made that stop, I was like, okay, he just ran out the car. Oh had to go okay? Yeah? Do I mean aren't you curious a little bit about what was going on? I mean not really, but okay, I'm the only one

that wants to know. That's enough of it, yes that I need in order to let you know that Kyle has been on the other line listening this entire time, and he wants to talk to you. Wait, what are you talking about? You're junkie. He's on the phone. No, he is, at least I think he's still there. Kyle hands back on the phone. We want to talk to you again. Yeah, Hi, Sasha, how are you doing? Oh? Wow? Oh hey guys. I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought we were having a good date. He's embarrassed. What was

going on there? Do you know that you were doing that? Yeah? I guess I kind of may knowing that I was a little bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know, just ignore it. Why were you? I mean, why were you doing that? Car? I mean, it's just it's really embarrassing. You know. I didn't really I didn't really want to talk about this on the radio. I mean, if it's a medical thing, you can just say that we can move on. Bro. Yeah, I mean well, I mean no,

it's not not really anything medical. I guess you did you hurt yourself like I'm worried about. I mean, I was just, God, this is so embarrassing. So, like before the day, a friend of mine told me to put a banana down in my pants. It said it would give me some confidence during the day. No, what, Yeah, so you know I thought like having that down there would make it seem like Johnson was like, you know bigger. No,

so you actually had a banana and your pants at dinner? Like, well, when I when I sat down, then it like it squeezed out of the banana. Do we wishing mass down here? Now? I should not laugh? So you'd smashed banana and your pants at that point? Can you say like that? Why did you sit at the dinner table the entire time just adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like fix that? So we were vibing off the conversation about football and I didn't want it to stop. As he stands up

and some banana mash comes out of his legs. Had to get up at some point and walk to the car. How did you keep it in your pants? You're wearing tidy Whitey's don't answer that? Would like carry it absolutely? Do you think? Yeah? I don't want to, you know, getting a specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah, that's why I had had to eventually stopped at the restroom on the way home. Oh that's when you got out and cleaned up. So, I mean, Sasha, now now

we're getting the truth of what was really happening. Is that changing your opinion a little bit about Kyle? It is? It is. I wish you would have told me. But how I got to stand up for him on that one? How the hell do you approach that conversation on a first date. I'd be like, he has a lot of regret and he's learned a lesson, I think is where we're at at this point, and he was just trying to impress you. That's true. Maybe guess he shouldn't have

told me because that that probably have been weird too. Yeah, it wasn't like an el. Can you imagine, Hey, Sasha, I got a banana my parents and that line's worked for some people before. Yeah, guys, I'm still here, still on the phone again, go on one more date, right? I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken him to stay on the line and put himself out there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot

about who he is. And I think maybe you should give him one more shot at another date, and we would pay for it and we'll pay for the fruit. Now, We're not paying for any fruit now anything. No, just the date. You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going a second date. Just make sure you leave, Okay, you just

trying to impress you like a literal banana, Hannet. Yeah, that's something I can agreed to him not bringing a banana this time, but if the day goes out, I might even actually bring to banana on a third day. Oh now, it's just got weird deposited. He got weird and I like it. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I remember I talked about this on the show a while ago, But I stuffed my pants for one week in middle school with a sock because I was a late bloomer and got kind of self conscious about it.

And that eighth grade choice would have been a better decision than what Kyle decided to do on his date, aka mister banana Pants. Do you think his friend was joking him and like Kyle, Kyle missed it? Yeah, you know, like took it too literal. Kyle did have a big problem with like communication and understanding what was jokes and what was serious. So yeah, his friend may have been messing with him, and it told really screwed him over on the day because when you think about it, there's

a lot of curve in banana. Yeah. Well everybody saw that shape. I'd it's really tiny at one side. Yeah, and there's a lot happening there there. You know what. He is the most endearing banana pants guy that I've ever heard like, and he's honest. Yeah, And that's the thing. When you tell the truth and you come clean and be honest, that really sets you free on this show.

I hope we get an update update from them. I don't know if I want an update update, especially after what she said is going to happen during date three. I don't want to know. I kind of She can DM you directly, Brooke Fox Fox on Instagram. You can reach out to Brook and give her all the weird details about what you guys do with that bana but only Hurt, not everybody else. Everybody Box Fox, how do

you use your banana? But if you want to get a second day it up to you can always email the show and we'll call the person who'sn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,