Second Date Update: Spicy

a pre accurate assessment. Sure, yeah, I don't know. I heard his voice. I think it's questionable. I mean, I'm pretty good at reading people. Got to say. There might be an extra chromosome in there somewhere, but I don't know. Oh man, can we get one more fun fact other than you're a dude? Michael? My favorite color is red? Oh wow? What more do we need to know about him? I already knew that I could tell. So my masculine friend, tell me about the lady that you want us to

call today. What's her name? So her name is Rebecca, and I'm guessing, hold on, I'm just gonna guess that she's a girl. You said, you have a gift. My man, where did you meet Rebecca? So? I met Rebecca in the elevator at my office building. That's a bold move. Do you work there? Is that where you work? Okay? I'm sorry, I'm just I can't stop it from coming in, dude. I mean, that's a short elevator ride to meet somebody and really connect with someone. How did that happen? Well,

it was a strange situation. She walked into the elevator. I was in talking on her phone, and she was telling her friend. She's like, I have to go. There's a cute guy on in the elevator. Do a good move, Rebecca. Yeah, she was probably even faking that phone call like that. That's a baller status move. That's really well. There's more because before I could say anything to her, she turned to me and she was like, sorry for lying, you know, I just wanted to get off the phone with her.

Oh no her, Yeah, go on in one second. This woman built you up and then broke you down. What'd you say? It's telling a little bit. I was like out, you know, and she apologized, She smiled and just kind of like got off on the next floor. Wow, that's quite a romantic encounter. Well there's more. Okay. So the next morning, you know, I waited in the parking garage until I saw a Parker car. Okay, I creeped a little bit. I mean, what am I gonna say? I pretend to be on the phone, you know, And I

got an elevator right after her. Then once I got on, I said out loud, so I can't talk. There's a girl in the elevator that has the hots for me, but she's too embarrassed to ask me out that I wants you, right, I actually down mad props on that one, smooth. I thought it was creepy. You were waiting for her, Now I get it, though, redeemed yourself like that, and I assumed she loved it as much as we did. Yeah, she laughed, and she gave me her number right after,

and she told me to call her day. Dude, I'm high five and you through the microphone right now. Job yea, So how is the date? Where'd you guys go? So? Yeah, we went to a Mexican restaurant for dinner, and we agreed to check out some of their sausas. So she tasted a little bit and said it was kind of hot, you know, thinking I was being macho, I like put a ton on my food, and it was a lot worse than I thought it would be. I couldn't handle the spice. Yeah, I could not handle the spice. I

started swiping through my clothes. My eyes were cheering up. Oh my god, you just powered through your meal even though you couldn't eat it. I was trying, but I was also crying at the same time. And she even asked me, like, are you crying, you know, and I said, no, it's just the sausa making tears come on my eyes. Oh god, So you're bawling in the middle of a Mexican restaurant wall on a date. It was not a

good look. And when your mouth is on fire like that and your innerds are burning, it's really hard to concentrate on anything else. Like probably really embarrassing for her to have to sit across from that. I mean, were you able to have a conversation. Not really. I mean it was bad. People were looking at us, and I mean they thought I was a crazy person, or like I don't. I mean they were I think people thought that like we were breaking up or something like I

was being broken up with and I was crying. I don't know what he's sweating. It's a great image, though, Oh my god, but I love to sit next to couples like that because it makes your dinner so much more fun to like eavesdrop and try to figure out what's really going on. Were you able to save this, Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that. No, what happened. She eventually just said, you know, I'm sorry, but I'm running

Leanta have to get home. And she helped me order an uber and uh, you know, because I couldn't see a straight and she said, I hope you feel better, and I almost crap my pants in the uber. Almost is a keyword there, though. Good on you man, Good on you. Yeah. Funny side to everything, I guess. Yeah. So have you tried to call and apologize and explain it all? Yeah? I mean I've reached out and haven't heard anything. Yeah. And I you know, I don't want to wait for in the parking garage again. I'd be

probably creepy, you know what. I appreciate that you realize that, and you'd be surprised to know how many people don't. Yeah, every day just waiting I think that's a quitter's attitude, and you should try. I'm at a loss here. I really screwed up, and yeah, I'm hoping you can dig me out of this hole. I think we can. I think that you can recover from this. We can come back from bad salsa. We can do this. All we

have to do is play a song. We'll come back, and then we'll call her for you and try and get in a second date. All right, all right, I'm psyched. All right, hold on, we're in the middle of a second date update with our suave new friend Michael. Oh yeah, Michael, he may have delivered the smoothest line we've ever heard on our show. I agree with that. I mean smoother than a gallon of buttermilk going through a hound dog.

Just silky smooth. What is that acknowledge? It has very chunky. Basically, a girl dissed him on the elevator, so he waited till the next day, pretended to be on the phone and said, Hey, I need to hang up. There's a girl here who has the hots for me, but she's too afraid to ask me out. And it worked. Damn. It's good, dude. So many people are copying that move. Oh, man, I can't wait to see someone the elevator today. I have a husband and I'm gonna do it. It was

so amazing. It got him a date with a girl named Rebecca, and everything went downhill when they went to a Mexican restaurant and Michael put too much spicy salsa on his food. He said he grab the hottest one. A challenge, Yeah, a little macho move, and it didn't go well, so she ended up putting him in an uber and sending him home. Now, to add insult to injury, Rebecca's not calling him back either. So Michael, you're ready to do this? I'm ready? Good Michael, what were you thinking?

No woman on the planet has ever said now, I like him because he likes hot salsa. Like it's not a thing for us. You know, the man brain does? Man brain does? You are good with the one lines, you know? So, how are you feeling? Are you excited? I'm nervous, excited? Yeah, open, we'll go. Well, I'm very hopeful on this one that makes one of us at least. I'm just kidding Michael. I think we do have a shot at getting another date with this one. Yes, all right,

just don't eat any salsa before we call her. Okay, well, I'm swearing off salsa for the rest of my life. All right, good man. So I'm gonna dial the phone number right now and we're gonna try and get your second date update. All right, all right, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello, how can I speak to Rebecca? Please? This is Rebecca? Who's calling? Hey? How are you? This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Um, are you sure you got

the right Rebecca? I'm pretty sure. Hi, Rebecca, Oh it's MANI okay, it's a whole radio show calling you. Okay, Um, ask how you got my number? No, you may not. Yes, question very rude and I don't appreciate that. Will answer if you must know. We're calling on behalf of our friend named Michael. Okay, okay, this is really weird. Do you know a Michael. Could you think of a Michael that we're talking about? Yeah, I mean I know a couple of Michaels. I have a co worker named Michael. Um, okay,

well I don't. I don't know which Michael this is. But you went on a date with this Michael recently to a Mexican restaurant. Is that narrow it down? Yeah? Okay, She's like, you know, actually, I went out with all the last Michaels, all of them one week. So Michael wants to know why you're not calling him back after your date, because he says he had a good time, even though he knows he may have messed things up literally a little bit. Oh man, I'm sure he's nervous

about that. Oh, it was a funny date. I've never had that situation on a date. And you're talking about the situation as in the hot saltso that he ate when he was sweating profusely and everyone was staring at you guys and crying. Oh yeah, they're crying. I forgot. Don't forget the tears. The tears are crucial. That poor man. What were you thinking? Did you feel so bad for him? Yeah? I mean it was pretty funny actually, but also kind

of a turn off. It sounds like, yeah, oh, I mean the only turnoff really was I've had just as much of the same sauce on my food and it didn't affect me at all. Really, you know, those Michaels they could be sensitive little flowers camping, but that's I mean, that's not a reason not to go out with someone, right, I mean, yeah, you're you're absolutely right. I was gonna call him again. That was really my plan. So what happened to that plan? Why aren't you calling him? This

is gonna sound weird? Um, Okay, something kind of I don't want to say dramatic and be dramatic, but something kind of happened that made me I'm just I don't know if I can go out with him again. What that sounds juicy? I'm sorry? But did we miss something? Like he told us about the date? So nothing happened on the date? This is really just uh, I'll just explain. So I thought he was pretty cute, even though he was crying, and I was gonna call him the next

day when I woke up. But you knew in the morning you watch the news while you're getting ready for work and all that. I mean maybe if you're a senior citizens, but most of us don't social media. Okay, Okay, well I watched Okay, Well, sorry didn't do Yeah, we all watched the news in the morning. Okay, So what happened when you watching the news. Um, so I saw this segment and they had a sketch image of a rapist that they were looking for, um who looked just

like Michael. Oh my gosh, you saw a police sketch that you think is Michael? Yeah? And it rattled me and I was too afraid to text him back. Yeah, okay, yeah, I can't understand that. Like, what were the features that made you believe it was him? Oh? I mean it looked just like him, Like the facial hair was cut, the same, same like face shape, the eyes. It just was really uncanny. Do you think you should be calling the authorities like that uncanny? Or you just don't want

to go out with him again? Whoa, I did that? You called police? I called the police tipline and told him about Michael. Oh my god, I don't know that we should be doing this right now. Well, they called me back and he turned out they caught the actual guy, which is great, and it wasn't Michael. See was it him? No, that was a big roller coaster. You just took us on. Imagine how I felt. I went on the dates with this guy who, for several hours I definitely thought was

this guy. The police were looking for Oh my god, Yeah, that must have been really weird. But it's not it's not him. Yeah, no, they caught the guy. But the thing is, it's like, I can't get this image of the sketch out of my head. It's not him, but you're not going out with him just because you thought it was him for a second. Okay, So you know when a song reminds you of your ex and then you can't listen to the song anymore, you know, like what a police sketch reminds you of a rapist and

then you can't see that. What. No, I don't think that that's fair. I mean, he's not the guy, but he is on the phone right now and wants to talk to you about it. Oh what do you mean he's on the phone. Well, I mean this probably doesn't help his like not being creepy case, but he's been on the other line listening this whole time and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, Michael, are you there? Oh my god, it's Michael. Oh my god, Michael, come in with a different voice. Man, I'm sorry, I'm just

kind of taking it all in. Oh my god. That is the worst appel gamer. That anybody could ever have, Like Michael, that sucks. That's just so strange you called the police on me. Um, I'm not a rapist. That sounds good. Let's just put that out there. I've never done rape none. Oh god, it's not like a drug like you don't just like God, Okay, it's fine, you guys. Do you hear him? Yeah, Rebecca, he's not the person that committed this crime, so you shouldn't be afraid of him.

Did he tell you, guys, how we met? If I look back at it, I'm like, oh, we kind of met any creepy way. He has this creepy voice from the phone. Okay, But none of that matters, because the only thing that matters is that he is not the person that you saw the police sketch of hell is running into somebody on an elevator. It weren't creepy. Yeah, it wasn't like an abandoned elevator or something. And naively, you guys are giving me a really hard time, and I feel bad. I just was trying to be a

good citizen and I was nervous. I think, honestly react, I think we all support your decision to call the police. I think that that should always be something that you do. It. Good on you for protecting yourself. But when they tell you that you were wrong, that it wasn't him, then you also have to kind of laugh at yourself and be like, wow, thank god. You know, it's like you had a good feeling about this guy in the beginning, right you said yourself that you were going to call

him back that morning. It's just the sketch looks so much like him. I'm not sure I can get it out of my head. What if I send you, like for new pictures that look nothing like that guy? Is that really the best idea you could come up with? Like, yeah, something I mean other than going out with me again, you know, I mean that's really what what's going to diffuse this whole like rapist persona thing that's been impressed

upon me. No, I have a better idea. I think you have no other choice but to get some facial reconstructive surgery, dye your hair, maybe wear some colored contacts so you don't look like the sketch anymore. Maybe you're willing to do that, you know, I could trim my facial hair a little bit until this whole thing blows over. Maybe here we go that actually might help. Okay, I mean, okay, Rebecca's coming around on the idea. Honestly, he sounds genuine.

I mean, the man can't even handle hot salsa. He's just a delicate little man. I could just grow salsa to protect me. That's all you need. Yeah, there you go. All right? Well good, So if you're willing to do this, Rebecca, we'll pay for a second day with you and Michael. Michael, are you sure you're okay with shaving your facial hair and maybe even getting the haircut. It's not a problem. I was thinking about getting a new do anyway. You know. There you good? Look at ad. I mean, yeah, who

wants to look like a rapist? Anyway? Maybe it's time no one? No one? Wow? All right, so successful second date up that you guys are going out one more time. We did it, all right. Let's just make sure that wherever we go there's no TVs from the bar, so nothing pops up on the screen. How many criminals can look like you? Michael? You never know. You gotta play it safe. Mike Broke and Jeffrey in the morning