Second Date Update: Slumming With A Soap Carver

time today. Okay, it doesn't seem really relevant to someone's date, well, because Chris is on the phone and he puts something in his email to us, and I'm going to need an explanation for Okay, So, Chris, you said you already talked to your date about this, so I'm not blowing it for you. But apparently in your spare time, you're a soap carver. Yea, So what does that mean? Basically, you take a standard bar soap and you take specific tools for that and you'll carve it into different works

of art or different shapes. Okay, so yeah, so you take like Irish spring and turn it into the Mona Lisa pretty much? Yeah. Yeah, interesting. I've seen a lot of prison movies over the weekend, and soap carving a lot different than what you just describe. But I don't know. You're the expert, so that's another way to carm So yeah, yeah, So does this have anything to do with your date? Yeah, why don't you start with who you met? What's the name of the girl? Jill? Jill? How did you meet her?

So we met on one of those dating sites where the girl has to choose you. And it's kind of weird because I'm gonna be honest, like most of the girls that choose me are a little different from this girl. This girl's a lot more attractive. Oh, I mean, that's only that's a nicely of putting it. Um. I was a little surprised, kind of like, I don't even know she's real kind of thing, really hot. You thought she was maybe like a bot or somebody catfishing you or yeah, yeah, yeah,

this was just kind of like, oh okay. I did literally look and make sure she wasn't from Russia. So I love them birth So instead of being excited about it, you're like, yeah, right, yea one, this must be a state. Did you mean to swipe left? I hate the Internet? Yeah? Yeah, you know what I mean. It's just kind of like, you know where you you are, so I know where I stand. I know where I stand in the pack.

I appreciate that, Chris. So I was like Okay, this is a little weird, but I I'm a messenger or we She messaged me, and so we started talking and I was like, okay, I want to set up a date with her. At this point, at this point, were you trusting her or did you still not believe she was who she said she was? He'll didn't believe No, okay, I didn't. Once again, I'm I'm batting out of my league.

So something's a little weird. So I could have a golf date where there's something that's just, you know, not boring, like you sit at a dinner table and stared at each other for an hour, like I hate that. Is this a mini golf course or a real golf course? No, there's a real golf course, like a full golf course. Oh yeah at a country club. Well not a country club, okay, yeah, a public golf course. Yeah okay, Well if you've ever been, you know there's a difference. I've only been to public.

Just wait, Brook, mine's gonna be blunt, but sorry, Chris, keep going. What was the golf date? Like? So I got there and I started walking and I realized I couldn't find my glasses. So basically I was like whatever, I guess I just don't have them. So I went out in the parking lot and I saw her and I started waving at her and like both hands and everything, like just make sure she saw me because we've never met and everything, and it sounds like you're signaling a play,

not actually waving at anyone. Yeah, I want to make sure she saw me because my visions a little off. So I kept waving at her, and then I got a little closer and this girl was like can I help you? And I was like Jill. She was like no. I was like, oh, it was just some random lady. So it was embarrassing, super embarrassing. I'm like, okay, great, what have Jill's in the parking I've probably seen this like look like an idiot. Well, back to my car.

I've had extra pair glasses and churn up. My glasses had fallen in that little craft between the seat and the console, so golf would have not gone well for you. No no, no, no no. So got my glasses and now I'm like ten minutes late and ended up meeting Jill and shure enough, she's really hot in person, so like wait, she she actually was that hot? She's real. Yeah, she's real. What were to be honest? I was. I was pretty excited all over. Oh oh yeah, that's an

interesting way to phrase it. Gonna lie. My five iron went to a six iron, So I surprised you went with iron on that one. But yeah, yeah, she decided to play with me to spite my handicap. So again, there's too many euphemisms happening. Did she notice, Well, she knew I wanted to get a home on now. Um yeah, I mean I think she could tell. It's a little

nervous and everything incided. So anyway, we went out and we played golf and just kind of talked about our hobbies and she asked me fad the hobbies and I told her I carved ship sculptures. This is where the soap comes in. Now it makes me Yeah, yeah, I thought she'd be a little bit weird it out. You know, I'm already late and I'm a little nervous, and you know I carved solcier, So I'm like, yeah, this is probably a little different date from her on golf course.

But she thought that was pretty cool, and so I really enjoyed the day, got to know her and like when we got to the parking lot. At the end, she kissed me. It was att surprised there and it wasn't really Yeah, it wasn't like it like a passionate kiss or a makeout, but she did kiss me. That's awesome. It's awesome. So good. Yeah, And so basically I've been texting her and haven't heard back from her since then. She hasn't responded in any way. No, I've sent a

couple of texts now. It was just like, you know, hey, I had a lot of fun, you know, let's hang out again. And then nothing and then another text. So it was just like, oh, hey, I hope you're having a good week. Anyway, I'd like to try to hang out again. And didn't get anything back from that. Do you know if she's still up on the dating website? Yeah? I got back on there and noticed that she was on there. So maybe she's just playing the field. I

don't know. Well, that would be weird after one date to take your entire dating profile down Like that's like maybe a third or fourth date type of situation. I would have done that for her. She's that hot. All right, Well, here's what we're gonna do. Chris we're gonna play a song. Come back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and carve some soap. But then when we come back, I don't. Okay, guys again, get stop. We'll come back and then we'll

call Jill and get you your second date update. Okay, okay, perfect, All right, hold on if you're just tuning in for the second date update, we've been talking to Chris. Yea, and Chris is just your stereotypical golf playing soap carven type of guy. Yeah, basically he puts the men in Dove Men's Care or maybe the lay and oil of Olay. Oh, get a little. Anyway, Chris met a woman named Jill online, who he described as being out of his league. Those

are his words. So he's definitely nervous going into the date. Are you saying he'd have to dial it up? Chris, I hope you signed up for lots of soap puns, but don't worry, they'll all be clean. Maybe we shouldn't even call Jill. Let's just do soap puns all day for the next fifteen minutes. I'd really like to watch this phone call away. Here we go. Anyway, Chris took Jill out for a round of golf. Things went well. He even got a kiss at the end of the day, but ever since he's not been able to get a

hold of her. Yeah, and that's pretty accurate, you know, chrisy sounds so chill almost where you're like, not even that invested in this. I can't get a read on how you're feeling about it. Yeah, I don't think I did anything wrong, per se. I think maybe she's a little weird now by the fact that I do soap sculpture, So I don't I mean, maybe she thought it was really nerdy or something. I don't know. Yeah, women actually

like guys to nerd out on something. It doesn't matter what it is, like, have an interest, have a hobby. It's really attractive. Okay, bo I'm just so Yeah. But then you see a hot guye with muscles, he doesn't have to talk, and you're like, oh my god. Yeah, but you don't want to date him. You just want to have a night with him, you know what I'm saying. Well, we'll send you to the mathlete convention and we'll see

how that goes. But Chris, let's call Jill right now and find out how she really feels Okay, yeah, definitely call her and just so you know, she even sounds hot, so just wow, gosh, so we don't get too like, what works up. I appreciate the heads up there. Yeah, yeah, you can tell she's hot just by listening to her. All right, let's get a moist towel at ready, and let's down the numbers right now here we go? Hello, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, is Jill there? Yeah? Hi,

this is Jill. Who's this? My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk to us. I'm sorry, who are you again? I'm Jeffrey. Okay, Brooke is over here, Hi, Jill? Oh hi, Jose is also here. We have a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing something with you called a second date update. Okay.

It's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if you're not calling them back, they can reach out to us and we'll call them try and figure out the reason why. Okay. Wow, um, it's interesting. So someone wrote us about you really yeah yeah, okay, do you know who it is? I literally have no idea. Well, he's going to feel really happy when he hears that. But his name is Chris. Oh, I think I know who that is. Thank you. You went golfing with him, right,

the soap guy? Yeah, did you forget your date? Sorry? I go on a lot of dates, so it's kind of hard sometimes. Yeah. Well, maybe to help refresh your memory. He told us a little bit about what happened. He said, he took your golfing, and he was running a little bit late because he lost his glasses. But you guys played around together, and he told you about his soap carving. And it even ended with you giving him a kiss,

a little kiss. It was on the cheek. Okay. So he wants to know why aren't you answering him now? Because he's trying to get a hold of you. Okay, all right, I'm just gonna be honest with you. I just don't want you to judge me, So please don't judge me. Oh it's always bad when people start sings like that. But we will try. We will try, Jill. Okay. I mean I don't want to come across as someone who sort of like thinks a lot of themselves. They don't want to see them sort of conceited or anything.

But I would like to date down. Do you know what I'm talking about? What do you mean you like to date down? Okay, I don't know if that's exactly the way to say it, but um, I know I'm good looking. I know I'm attractive. That's okay to know. I mean, I think that's fine. It's something I've known my whole life. So I like to date guys bet are less attractive than I am. Why I mean, you purposely go out and look for unattractive men? Okay? There

are two reasons. One, they treat me better, they're more appreciative. And the second thing is a lot of these guys have a low self esteem. They've never really dated an attractive girl. And I just I feel like, in a way, it's sort of like I'm helping them because I'm going on a date. I'm making them feel good about themselves. Wait, no, that nice. You're pity dating dudes and you think that that is the only thing that's lifting their self confidence

because you find them not very attractive. Like that? Would? I think that's a really nice thing of you to do. What thank you? Yeah? I want to kind of help build them up, so you know, going forward, I feel like they should be going into new relationships just feeling good about themselves. I see. So basically you're the Mother Teresa of ages. You're there for them. I mean, I'm not saying they're ugly, it's just like another sort of

level of attractiveness. I mean, you know their levels, and because they don't have the looks, if they can build up their confidence, they can become more attractive. I don't agree with any of this. Well, I appreciate that breakdown, Mother Teresa, and you just call her empty from now? Oh yeah, empty? Okay, Jill, So does that kind of answer your question or I mean it does answer my question,

But I'm just wondering how Chris feels about that. Well, hopefully he won't know, and you know, you can tell him something else, but I'm just being honest with you. You know, maybe you can tell him, Okay I got back together with my ex boyfriend. Well, I'm going to be honest with you now and let you know that Chris has actually been on the other line listening this entire time. That is so uncool. You guys, Hey, Joe, hey, sweetie,

how are you so condescending Joel. I mean, what happened all you in the room being like, no, it's for a great cause. Any guy would love this. Brook. You promise not to judge. I never promise that. I I mean, I see what you're saying, and I get the logic and everything, But you know, I don't think that you're helping anybody out by doing that. I just think you have so much potential. Like you definitely are actually cuter

than you give yourself credit for. You're not like really, you know, in my league, but you're definitely in your own league. And I think a lot of women would be attracted to you. Oh god, um, thank you so welcome. I mean, seriously, I think you have something and it's so cute, Like you make like soap, you know, like molds or whatever. It's actually called soap carving. I'm a soap harver. Okay, all right, well you know whatever it's,

it's I think it's really fun. And I think there's someone you can meet that would be into something sort of creative and you could like do art two things together. Oh my god, Jill, Jill, if you want to be like a dating expert, just go get a job and like people can hire you for help. Nobody wants your Chris doesn't want your help. Where are you mad? She's being nice? No, she's not. She's like disregarding his like art as like some like cuty little thing he does

on the side. If she's it's sweet, it's like what man makes soap harving. Oh my god. I mean, I appreciate what you're saying there and everything, but what you're saying is you don't want to date me because I really look, I just don't think you're outside is particularly beautiful, but you're inside is seriously beautiful, and that's okay. I don't Jill, I don't understand. I thought that you said

that you like guys that are less attractive. I'm not necessarily it's someone I've been a long term relationship with, but I'm enjoy spending time with. Yeah, oh my god, this is so ridiculous. You're the kickstarter for ugly guys.

Thank you. I think the only one with an insecurity problem is you, Jill, Like, you're obviously not looking for a relationship, and you're you're using this as an excuse because you're too scared yourself to like date people who you find attractive for some reason, A lot of judgment coming from Brook today on a beautiful another beautiful girl comes on the phone, and then the clause come out from doing it right? Man like you? People like you

that I'm saying either, just don't waste anybody's time. You're wasting people's time. I've heard otherwise. I've seen guys that have gone on beat on to find great relationships. And Chris, did you waste your time? It is what it is? Wait? What that's an interesting attitude. I mean maybe you don't deserve a date. Oh last thing, I just started to let you know before we go. I am actually really good in bed. Oh oh you're you're halfway there. This is great. That was like a little path on the head,

was Chris. I wish you all the best. I think your fantastic. Chris doesn't need your good wishes, Jill. He's gonna be fine carbon soap all on his own. I can carve a girl friend prettier than you anyway. If you're still single, I am told you just use build me up. Oh great me. Remember Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.