Second Date Update: Slept Like A Baby

robots and save the planet Fuction from invaders, that's Transformers. Yeah, exactly, that's a documentary. That's a Maiden Fox in that or something. Well, yeah, she's not a historical figure. Yeah, thing is. There's a few cars that can even play matchmaker and bring a lonely man and a lonely woman together. That's what happened to one of our listeners, Forrest. He met a woman thanks to a very very seductive little car. No is it one of those bugs that have the fake eyelashes on? Yeah, no,

he didn't. He didn't hook up with his car, at least at least I hope, right, Forrest, No, I didn't hook up with the car. Okay, you know, some of our listeners, it's a question that we need to. I would have been willing to see if the car wanted to go on a second Yeah, punk twice for yes. No, So tell us about the girl that you want us to call. What's her name? Her name is Chrissy. Okay, I'm guessing the cars have something to do with how you guys met. Yeah, we were both checking out the

same used car at the dealership. I was checking out a few cars by it, and she came over with I'm guessing her sister, and we started chatting about the car, and then I didn't even realize the sister had left to go look for another car. I was so enrapture in the conversation I was having. Oh well, and it's a good sign. I'm just saying, as a sister, if you're leaving your sister, you're like, all right, I'll give you a minute. I'll give you a minute. Care. Yeah,

maybe she's just a bad sister though. No, No, you're always into come on. Yeah. So did you end up asking Chrissie out eventually? Yeah? Because you see, she was determined to get the car. I was determined to get the car. I said, whichever one of us gets car should end up driving the other. One around it. That's

an easy opening. Pick me up or I'll pick you up, all right, right, And she was a little hesitant at first, she didn't really know me, so I said, well, that's what a first date is for, to get to know somebody. That was good and you spelled it out, which is important I first date. So what did she say? Did she get the car? Did you get the car? I ended up getting the car, and I'm tasking thence she said yeah, because I have the car, so I see she just wanted to ride around with you for what No, No,

I mean like whether it was or not. She said, yes, which you got the same results side the way. Sure, it's funny that like a used car is the thing that you think that she was after. I picture and it's like a Honda Civic or something, which great car, very reliable, you know, but not not really a sex symbol you're going out. Well maybe to some people it is. I mean, you know, you learn when you're in your late twenties that practicality is more sexy than flashy. So

what did you end up doing for your date? We actually ended up going to this fisting chipped place, which was pretty cool, and she ubered there, so I said I wouldn't mind driving her back in my new car. It definitely flexed the new car. I know, used car, the one that I kind of was rubbing it in, but it was kind of likely. We're both here, like, Okay, did she take you up on the ride home or no?

Well that's the weird thing. We were getting into my car and we get outside and there's the department store right next to the place, and she says, it's going to sound weird. Do you mind if we go in there. I just have to pick something up. I'm never in this part of town. Okay, sure, I guess that's fine. That's a good sign that she wants to continue to date with you. She could have just gone in all by yourself exactly. So I went inside with her, and

she was specifically looking for towels. Okay. Now this is a big place with many floors, so I personally wasn't sure where the towels were, but she was, so I just kind of started walking around. Says there were kitchen appliances there and everything you could think of. Closing. Yeah, we've been into a department store before. She sounds like a guy. Yeah, we understand they're amazing. They have everything. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Did she ever come back with her towels? Well?

How was the thing? So I went to go look at the mattresses, and you know, I'm figuring, oh, I might need a new mattress depending on how well the state goes, because yours is very good. Think I had a good attitude. Was over Fish and Chip tower really went right to your head. Kay, okay, so now you're testing mattresses. Yeah, the testing mattresses. And I was sitting on a couple and then on one I lied down and I thought that very nice. And you know, I'm

thinking myself, I'll close my eyes for just a minute. No, that's where you're going. That's the group. H Yeah, you can all tell what's gonna happen. Yeah, oh god, you fell asleep. That was really comfy. Wow. Oh I hope you bought that mattress. No, what happened to her? All right, she's still there? Did she never find you? I couldn't find her. I looked all over the department store, which took a long time. Yeah. So wait, how long were you asleep for? I mean it was less than an hour?

I know that. So you never found her? Wow, No, I never you know, she hasn't gotten back to me. Set Oh my god, did you tell her what happened? Did you text her or call her and explain that I texted her? But she never responded, so I don't even know if she thought. Oh, I was like, I'm gonna go any way, let's figure this out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back. Don't lay down on any mattress, Okay, please, Forrest, because when we come back, we'll call Chrissy and we'll get you a second day

up date. All right, all right, cool, all right, hold on second if you're just tuning in for the second date update. One of our listeners, Forrest, accidentally fell asleep in the middle of his first date with a woman named Chrissy Music. We got to be careful. But it's because after dinner, they went to a department store so Chrissy could pick up a few towels really quick before Forrest was going to drive her home in his new

used car. And while he was in the store, Forrest made the mistake of laying down on one of the mattresses, and he dozed off. By the time he woke up, he had no idea how much time had passed, but Chrissy was gone and he hasn't been able to reach her since. So now he's hoping we can call her so he can say, hey, mama, you know there's room on this mattress for two DROs. No, yeah, you want some of this temper pedic. Oh maybe he just wants

to get another chance at a date. Ye, just saying it's it's a line that you can use if you want to. I guess I might use it a fun desperate but hopefully not. Okay, Oh man, I mean hopefully this is just a big miscommunication or a total lack of communication. But you know what I mean. Yeah, all right for us, how are you feeling. I'm feeling kind of confident, you know. I feel like you guys are going to do a good job and that's just gonna give me another chance. Okay, as long as you're not

feeling sleepy that I'm ready to do that. Okay, No, no, not sleeping. Yeah, all right, here we go. It's out of the number. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Chrissy. This is she May I ask a calling, Yes, you may, Chrissy. This is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, um, did I win something? Because I don't think I like in a way you may have won something. No, no, no, no, we're not going there, but I am calling on behalf of one of our

listeners who's trying to get a hold of you. Oh. His name's Forrest. Okay, Um, less excitement, Yeah, she was more excited when we were joking about the car. I'd rather like win something. Here's the deal. We're doing something called a second date update. I'm not sure if you're familiar, but it's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Um, what

do you want me to say? You literally want me to tell you exactly why I don't want to see him an that would be great. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, Jeffrey's right. I feel bad for him. It's really embarrased. I mean, it doesn't do anything to me. I'll tell you. Um,

I don't know if he told you. After dinner, he took me to like this department store that I really needed to go to because I needed to get a gift for someone, that whole story, and he's, oh, he did, and he feels extremely embarrassed about falling asleep on the mattress there. Did you even know he fell asleep? So we did tell you that. So what happened was I went into the department store to get towels. I thought he was just like one area away, but it turns

out he wasn't. And I actually I was like searching for him for a good ten minutes. I thought he ditched me, right, which is a terrible feeling. I mean, he know, terrible. But then I saw him actually in the corner, like on a mattress. But did he tell you? It wasn't like an adult mattress. It was a kid's size bed, like a child's bed. But no, that's not even the worst part. Not only did he fit and he was curled up in like the fetal position, but he was sucking on his thumb and the other hand

was down his pants. Did he he didn't tell you that part? Did he? No? He didn't say anything about that. That's is really defensive because honestly's a thumb sucker, my hands down my pants right now, that's a different thumb thinking. Okay, so you see this, and then what do you do. I didn't want to wake him. I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible. I called an uber and I left. And imagine being the person that knows the person that fell asleep on a child side bed.

But think about have you ever been walking and they have those cool like kid's beds that you used to want when you're little, that has like the fairy canopy that hangs over it, I mean, like all the pillows, like it makes me want to lay down in it. But you don't exactly because you don't. You definitely don't on a first day. I'm just trying to get like

some empathy towards this guy. Here's the thing, Chrissy, I don't even know if Forrest knows he was doing that, or maybe he was hiding it from us when he omitted it from his story. Yeah, he did not tell us that. No, but there's a way we can find out for sure. Okay, how you just check later? No, because he's actually on the other line listening right now and he wants to talk to you. Oh um, this is so Awkwardly, I didn't know he'd be on the line like this. I don't know what to say. I

had a bunch of fish and chips before this. Then I fell asleep mid the thing, and I forgot that he's there for us. You there, Yes, sorry, just taking a moments to process everything. This is a lot of new information that I you know, well, this is just as as awkward for me as it is for you, because I'm the one that let people know what you did, like you embarrass It's just so weird, you know, this is you could have you could have just welcome out.

You gotta found me. I'm like, hey, I barely know you, and you fell asleep sucking your thumb with your hand down your pants. If I had gone up to you, then everyone there would have known that I was with you. And like, I mean, it was just I fell asleep because I had so many fries, and I guess it just felt really comfortable. Yeah, you're still like digging yourself a hole here. It doesn't make me feel any more secure that, like you felt comfortable with me enough to

eat to your body's desire. Forest. When you were talking to us, you said that you were laying down on the mattresses, testing them out. To buy them. Why are you testing out a children's mattress? Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't a children's matches. It was like, yes, it was, Yes, it was mattress. Money can be tight at times, but you're a grown man in a twin matches. You were going to bring her home into that exactly what I'm thinking. You have women come home with you and put them

in a twin size mattress. She's embellishing a little bit. It wasn't that small. It was I'm not like, stop, you're you realize you just keep looking ridiculous. It was the same bed you would get them a college dorm room. It's a bet. You're almost ready, you're almost thirty. Do you really want to say it's the same bed, But chrissy, don't. Women always say it's not the size of the bed, it's how you use it, And women to say that are lying. Okay, that is a lie that we tell

you guys to make you feel better. Women say that, but it's not true. Yeah, okay, Well maybe you can go back to the store and get a California King. I know I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in the bed I had in college because that's where I got the most action. Curiously. Oh my god, well this has gone terribly. I'm really done with this kid. I can't before before you're officially done, I have to ask you, Chrissy, would you be willing to go out on one more

date with Forest? No, you could take his match, just for a time. No, okay, but we would pay for it. How about that? How about you just give me the moneywells that I bought. Yeah, no, that's not an option. I'm sorry, Chrissie. Christie. If you didn't find me asleep in that department store bed, you and I would be asleep on it together right now. No, because I would have seen you in your little like college dorm bed and would have gotten so turned off because you're about

to turn thirty. Didn't you say your birthday was next month? So that's why I wanted a presence for myself, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.