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Second Date Update: Skincare Nut

Dec 23, 202116 min
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One of our listeners crossed the line and breached our trust! We were rooting for him..... Until he BETRAYED us... Even Jeffrey is still disappointed!

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Second date update. So there's a famous saying that I heard. I think it was at a Bugatti dealership. When one emerald encrusted automatic sliding door closes, another diamond encrusted automatic sliding door open, yea. And basically it's like when you lose one opportunity, another one will come along. And that's kind of what happened to one of our listeners who needs a second date update from us today. His name is Nico, and apparently he was able to take an

awkward situation and actually turn it into a date. But alright, Nico, that's good, isn't that right? Nico? Tie? Everyone welcome, How are you? Oh, we're doing well, Nico? How are you? I'm doing wonderful. Tell us about the female door that opened for you. What's her name is? Well, I mean you know what I mean? Okay, No, I'm just saying I don't know if I know what you mean. Tell us about the girl that you want to call. How was it trying to go back to the door. Her

name is Jesse And it's kind of weird. So I was at this work event and this lady gave me her number in a professional way, or gave you no no. It was kind of like a okay, let's okay, vibe each other out, okay. And so I texted the number and I said something like it was great meeting you last night. And then Jesse texted back and she was like, um, who is this? Oh wait what? Jesse wasn't the girl at the work event. Jesse wasn't the woman it was, so this lady just gave me this other number, I guess,

a fake number. That's got to be a little bit of a shot to the ego. It was, but it wasn't as big of a shot to the ego as when Jesse said because I told her this, and she goes, oh, why would she give you a different number? Are you ugly? Man? Oh my god? But that was such a good opening because it means send me your pick, you know what. I made way to go Jesse exactly, So I didn't

even think. I just send a photo of myself. But then without me having to ask, like, what do you look like, she just sent me a photo, a barely suggestive photo. Bus up, Jesse, best wrong number ever, one of those female doors was definitely opening a well. So you guys are vibing obviously did this turn into a date. Well yeah we did, and like we didn't really make a plan, but we ended up doing this thing. That's kind of weird for a first date. I admit that. Okay, yeah,

I'm not thinking anything. I'm not sure what happened. Yeah, I don't think it's that weird, but I can imagine that someone would. We did a skincare regiment together. That is not what I was Okay, wait, but this is gonna be cud Like like you played like day spa where you did like face masks and stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, I mean but you're a married woman. Like that's different than going on a first date and giving

each other facials. It's kind of cute. The thing is, though, I actually have a very regimented skincare oh that I do for myself. That's rare. I mean, at least all the guy friends. I I don't think any of them. Maybe one of them, I know. And you are going to be so old looking soon. More importantly, what did Jesse think about this? Well, she loved it, and as like, we put on our honey avocado face mask. Yes, if you were me and you asked me to do a

skincare routine on a first date. I'd kind of think you were telling me I had bad skin or something. And I even said that, I said, Hey, this is not a comment on how I feel about your skin. I just think it's a very fun activity and I like doing it, so, oh my god, Honestly, Brooke, I have an ice skincare thing that will make you look twenty years younger. Okay, I mean, if you want me to look seven years old again, fine, Honestly, you honestly

email that to me. It's already sent o perfect because my belief, my belief is the fact that like, if people took better care of their skin, the world would honestly be a better looking place. Like if the middle race just got a little bit of skincare, a lot of the problems would be solved, makes sense, Yeah, just some avocado masks over there, I mean cucumbers over his eyes. No, But like this gives you a lot, a lot of opportunity to flirt together, right, Like, how are you too?

On the date, I mean, we were just like vibing and we didn't really talk that much, but I don't it was just very calming and I felt very like relaxed with her. Okay, so how did the date end? Well, so eventually, you know, we peeled off our masks and I called her an uber and I kissed her goodbye. And ever since then, I feel like she's avoiding me. I'll text her every once in a while and be like, hey, what's up. Then she's kind of like, yeah, I don't know,

let me check my schedule. And those texts have been getting increasingly more sporadic. So I just don't really know what to do. Do you think that there's any way it came off as like to like you friend zoned her almost, I mean like she sent you this sexy like pick of herself and then you guys, you guys were doing kind of a slumber party. Yeah, you know, which is fine. I could see that, I know, and I would totally agree with you if we didn't make out.

Yeah okay, oh you fully ill made out? Okay yeah, yeah, I mean we kissed, but then it slowly turned into a makeout. But I kind of had to stop it because I didn't want my pores to get like too messy. You hate for that to happen. Well, here, what's what we're gonna do. Let's play a song? While we do that, you could put on some like watermelon icerum or something, and then we'll come by already had it, Oh, of course you do. Excuse me, Well, we'll come back, yeah,

and then we'll call Jesse for you. We'll try to get you a second date update. All right, thank you? All right, if you're just joining us for the second date update. We've been talking to Nico, who found a woman named Jesse through a wrong number because he was meaning to text a different woman, and even though they'd never met before, the two of them wound up chatting

and hitting it off. Eventually they had a first date at Nico's apartment, where he gave her a facial, an actual beauty facial with green tea exfoliators and moisturizers matching honey avocado face masks, that type of thing, and after they got all made up, they had a nice little make out. But now she hasn't been making any time for Nico. Alex there spent minutes. That's why I wanted to compliment. So here we go, Nico, how are you feeling going into this phone call? I'm feeling all right.

I'm just kind of curious as to what's going on if she's interested or not. Well, the thing is if it turns out she's not interested. I mean, what a cool story to have, right, Like, I feel like you're gonna win no matter what. You got a wrong number from a lady and you ended up texting a person who didn't know, going on a date and having a great time. Like that's pretty awesome. I mean, yes, the date was amazing, but like the amazing part about it

truly was the exfoliating activity that we were doing. Well, I'm glad that was part of the story too. That's quite a serendipitous. But yeah, stuck out. Okay, all right, so I'm gonna dial Jesse's number and we're gonna get your second date up to you. Ready, okay, Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, I'm looking for Jesse. This is Jesse. Hi, Jesse. My name's Jeffrey. I work on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a second to talk with us from the radio show? Yep,

I have the whole morning show here with me. We got Brooke and Jose and Alexis. Hey, Jesse, Hi, Hi, We're happy to have you on the show with us. Thank you. You're I know you weren't expecting this, but we're doing a segment called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to figure out the reason why. Okay, makes sense, yes,

But is there more that I need to know? Well, the only other part that I need to tell you is that the guy that emailed us about you, his name is Nico. Remember Nico. He hold on, what do you mean Nico? So he wants he does want to go out with me again. Yeah, he told us about your date and he said he had a lot of fun with you. But he mentioned that he's been having a hard time getting a hold of you, that you've been avoiding him, and he's just really wanting to what.

I'm not avoiding him, but I just texted him a couple of days ago. You did. Yeah, you made it sound like you hadn't talked to him at all. Yeah, Well, I confused. I mean I liked to see him again. So you had you had fun doing the face masks and the you know, basically the day SPOS date at his place. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't a typical date. Like, yes, we did do face masks, and you know, it's not necessarily the impression of what manly. I really liked it, Jesse.

What I need to know is, like that I cream that he was talking about, does it really make your eyes? I really liked it. My face. I felt I don't like him now because he lied to us, misunderstood something. Yeah, we need to get some let's get some clarification. So we're all on the same page here, Jesse. I need to tell you, Nico has been on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Hi. Jesse, Hi, I really appreciate it that you like the getting care.

I'm glad that she said that to Brook. That really that means a lot to me. That's not really the point right now, Okay, okay, I'm sorry if there was any miscommunication on my part. No, no, no, that's that's your face felt smooth and exfoliated. Nico, and I'm talking about she said that she likes you and she's been texting with you, and she obviously wants to go out again. Why why did you call us? I just wanted to make sure that she had the best skin care possible

because I promised her. I said, I was like, You're gonna wake up tomorrow morning and your face is going to feel the best it's ever felt. Okay, yes, we got that, So but can we focus on maybe setting up another date here? That's the whole point of this call, all right. I just wanted to make sure that that rousing endorsement that you gave that was just that was honest. And why why are you so focused on the skincare stuff, dude? And why didn't you tell she texted you you said

she has? All right, all right, hold on, if I'm going to be completely transparent here, I'm actually a sales rep for skincare and I just wanted to make sure Wait a minute, I just wanted to make sure that everyone is getting the best skincare possible. Okay, so you just called us to throw out a plug for your skincare line. This whole thing has been a pitch. Okay, I guess so. But I wouldn't have done it if

this wasn't the number one skincare podcast pyramid scheme. But I'm just I'm just saying, like, if any of your listeners want the best means. I get enough emails like this from most strat sisters from YouTube, Okay, lecture like I tell yeah, yeah, that's That's not how these phone calls work, dude, Like where people ask us for a second date and then halfway through they plug their skincare line.

And it's also not how advertisement works on the radio. Yeah, we have a whole sales department if you want to talk to them, Nico, Okay, okay, well yeah, but again, if any of your listeners want access to any of all of our okay, your guy, Okay, we're gonna We're gonna believe that anyway. So, Jesse, do you have any questions for Nico here about the date? Can we just focus on the date part of this? Want to Nico, I'm feeling kind of used here. Did you just bet

that you could do this? Well? I mean no, kind of but not like did you actually like Jesse at all? No? No, no, I really like her. And if there's an opportunity to you know, hang out in a kind of more of a casual kind of thing, I would totally be down for that. Are you friend zone? Yeah, Jesse, I actually wanted to go out with you. Wow, so you're I take it. Yeah, like you said, I'm just being friend

done right now. So, Jesse Waite. Normally I would be asking Jesse this question, but I feel like I need to ask Nico first, based on how this phone call is gone. Nico, do you want to go out on another date with Jesse? I mean if it was sort of a more casual kind of thing. Wow, Jesse. I'm sorry, but you know what, all your friends and family are going to be so happy that they don't have to get hit up by their your new boyfriend. Yeah, you know, and discount code. But they're also going to be really

happy at how clear and beautiful your skin is. Jesse. Yeah, you guys are laughing and carrying on, and that's fine, but this is the number one Incare product in the entire world. Oh well, now that you say that, I didn't know, I didn't know it was number one. Want to type in a promo, cod and I see I was serious about giving you that ice hair Cream'll give you a sample for a later. I'm good, Jesse. Jesse, how are you feeling? Are you giving up on lave

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