Second Date Update: Sick of Mozzarella Sticks

the whip brook. I say that because they didn't have a plan for their date. Apparently they just went to her place anyway. Pretty elaborate opening, Jessica, Welcome to the show. Hi, I just hung out with this guy now, don't you worry, Jessica, I got my whip ready, so weird to tell us about the guy? You want us to crack it on? What's his name? His name is Kenny Cover. We're we met on Tinder. Okay, Okay. I have a question, No whips allowed? Is pure? Is it Kenny or Kenny Kenny

like Kenny d Okay? Okay, okay, Okay, So okay, Kenny, he's on Tinder? What do you like about him? Honestly, he seemed like a really cool guy. And I guess I'm kind of old school, like we miss this for a few weeks before we actually hooked up, so that's right, so we kind of, you know, talk to each other like here in the area. Honestly, I just gotta like a long term relationship. So I wasn't really looking for anything to fear, and he seemed like very friendly and

not my usual behind the day. I'm hearing safe. He seems safe. After after getting out of a bad relationship, every girl wants to bounce back with someone that isn't going to hurt them, Like why why didn't you guys make a plan? Well, it was kind of like spur of the moment. I just ran into my ex random and like he's already moved on, you know how to So I was just like in a state and he he misses me on Tinder and I was just like, hey, you want to come over? So that was a booty call.

Normally I'm not that aggressive, but that day, I mean, there's no plan on your side, But I don't know from Kenny's side. If a girl asks you to come over. It was it late, like I feel like he had a plan. He came over around like seats, okay, so how did it go? I mean I didn't really like to say no plan, so I kind of just threw some Morella steaks in the oven. I was like, okay, do you want to watch a movie? It's like cool, okay, yeah,

this seems natural. So yeah, what what do you put on on a first date when you're watching a movie with mozzarella sticks? I didn't know, So I don't know book, oh wow, full romantic? Yeah, superhero or comedy I know, but it was it was like last minutes for the moment, and then it popped up on my you know when you first go into Netflix, like yeah, you're probably not gonna watch it anyways, So well, I'm kind of hoping be kind. I mean, it's like one of my faces.

So did he enjoy the movie? He seemed like he was into it. But then I got up to go get us some more drinks and check on the Monzarella six And when I came back, he kind of like jumped up and like it's like, hey, where's your bathroom? Hey, that's weird. I mean the jump up part is like it's an emergency. And then I can kind of hear him in the bathroom kind of grunting and like what not, like a number two type situations, but like I don't know, like maybe he was gagging or something. I don't know,

too excited by the No, like he got sick. Yeah, like more like he was trying to throw up or something like that. Oh no, it sounds too when I'm having fun in myself. It's a natural reaction to seeing Ryan Gosling suck face with somebody, but suck Yeah, it does. Say did he leave after that? Yeah, Like he came out of the bathroom so quick, and I had like made us some more drinks. I had a little watch another six set up one like a really cute saying thing,

I sound like one of the problems. So good. Were you able to get the date back on track after that or what happened? No, Like he rushed to the door and he's like, oh I feel seeking. I'm like, well, if you're hungry with the food dritty now now it's getting forceful. That sounds like the worst thing to eat. Well. I even offered like I can make you another drink. I do have some did ginger and that's good nixting out. He just walked out the door. Okay, Oh yeah, it's

nothing you did on the date. Like he just got sick. That bad timing, right, but like by now I would sick a call to say hey, I'm sorry, you know I hate something bad earlier. I mean, he hasn't even said hey, I'm okay, or thanks for you know, being patient with me, or anything to you. No, I haven't heard him at all. Plus he doesn't know how the notebook ended, which is you have to see the ending of that that it does its directors cut. Sorry about that, Jessica.

So I'm gonna put my whip away. We're gonna play a song, are you well, I'm just gonna be with an arms reach. We're gonna come back. We'll call Kenny for you, and we'll try to crack the whip of justice right over and figure out why he isn't calling you after your date. I'm ready to hear all. We'll do it right after this. Hold on, guys, why didn't we bring this up in the first part. We're horrible detectives. Clearly on a first date at home Mozzarella Sticks guy.

Halfway through the movie the notebook tummy gets upset and none of you say lactose intolerance, that chetick. This gum shoe just cracked the case. Crack my whip right on it, mystery, Saul. Yeah, the thing is it still doesn't explain why Kenny isn't calling her back. Some things may never be solved, but I'm just going to pass it over to Brooke Watson, the sidekick to my Sure, what do you think? I

don't know. I just think that maybe was there anything else in your I don't know, maybe the notebook was just a turn off for him, Like maybe he thought no. I just think that maybe he thought going in that this was gonna be like, you know, a Netflix and Chill situation, and you put the notebook on and it like throws a whole wrench into the whole Thing's almost like I'm wasting my time here. Yeah, what do you think, Jessica, I don't know, do you think that? I mean, this

is the notebook to me? Screams I want a relationship. I mean, honestly, as to seeing him, I do really really like him. That's why I'm so like Okay, so I'm accurate kind of Ye. If you met us in talent, I'm cool with it. You can make chicken fingers instead. Was it the movie? Was it the food? We're gonna find out the answers when we call him right now. Are you ready to do this, Jessica? Yes, he's excited, nervous. All right, I'm a Dallas number. Right now, let's do it. Hello, Hey,

is this Kenny? Hi? Yes? Who's this? Hi? Kenny? Names Jeff with gum Shoes Incorporated. We got a bit of a mystery on our hands here. That's what these detectives do. What Hi, Kenny? It sounds like there's a bunch of you. Yeah, there's a bunch of gum shoes in the room. That's right. That we're all detectives here. And the reason why we're calling is because you went out on a day with a woman the other night. Her name is Jessica. Uh, she's she's not missing or anything? Is she no? No? No?

Why would you jump to Kenny very suspect that you just went to Oh is she gone weird? The last time that I saw her was eleven o seven exactly to Jessica, she's fine. We're a morning radio show. Okay, if you want to make the it's not fun. Yeah, okay, good. So you remember her? Yeah, yes, you remember going to her place and watching The Notebook together and eating mozzarella sticks. Yeah, yes, all that are those weird details to share with you. Why do you laugh? Uh? Just very specific. You know

a lot about you know a lot about my night. Yeah, we're pretty good at our jobs. Told us that's right, because we asked her. That's how these works. So let me just laid out for you here, Kenny. After your date, she's confused why you haven't been calling her back. She knows that you got sick in the middle of it, and she feels really bad about it, but she's she doesn't understand why after what was a pretty decent night,

now you've completely ghosted. Um. I don't know, I guess I just I thought The Notebook was kind of it was a weird movie for a first day that kind of threw off the vibe. I told you the movie. You didn't like the movie? Yeah, I mean it was just like just just like a couple arguing for like two hours. Wait, I was like, where's the romance? Like, you know, reminded me of like my last relationship, except none of the love and just like all of the arguing.

You know, Oh you're saying. Wait, you're saying you didn't like the Notebook, not because it was like too romantic, that it was just too depressing, because they just fought the whole time. Yeah. I was like, this is what you want, you know, this is the relationship you want to forget each Other's got to say. I feel that because one time I went on a date and I

watched The Breakup. Do you remember that Jennifer Aniston movie? Yeah, with a lot of va Yeah, with Vince Vaughn, And I came out of it and I was like, I don't really want to be in a relationship right now. So bad? Are you saying that the movie was so bad it made you physically ill? Or did you fake getting sick to get out of the day. No, No, I really did get sicked. Oh Okay, why Ryan Gossling's

performance was that disgusting? Well, she had this fish tank in the living room and she wants to go get some more monster sticks. It was really good. Bout of it, man. You know, while she was in the kitchen, I took my empty glass, and I dipped in the fish tank and I tried a glass of scummy fish tank water. What? Why? Why would you do that? Why didn't you just say, hey, man, I'm not feeling it. I'm gonna go. Oh you were

trying to make yourself sick. Well, I guess I thought that was better than being like, hey, I'm just gonna go because I don't I don't want to be here anymore. Hey, could we watch another movie? I mean that solution. But now, I mean, look what you've gotten yourself into now, Kenny, because not only have you told us, but you've kind of also told Jessica that you faked it because she's been on the other line listening. Wait what Yeah, she's been listening and she wants to talk to you. Jessica.

You there, Oh my dad, dude. Yeah, I really don't even remember the last one. I think that fist tink out. Okay, so he genuinely was sick, then probably I'm gonna I told you I really was sick. Believe who would have thought drinking fish water could make you sick? So you drank lafist tank water. Now you don't want to talk

to me anymore. I think. Yeah. I mean, like, you know, I really I really was sick for like actually a few days after, and I was like, you know, I don't I don't know if these are the kind of movie she likes. And yeah, I don't know if that's the kind of relationship I'm looking for. You. Wow, you're basing this all on one movie choice. Oh my god, Jessica, how does that make you feel? That he hates the Notebook without even seeing the whole thing. I don't know, Like if if I thought he was my Noah, I

don't think it anymore. Like it was like one of the greatest movies ever. But let's slow down. Let's slow down, Jessica popular. I didn't really enjoy it either, But I don't think that that's a reason not to call somebody back, like you liked everything else about Jessica, right right. I mean it's not just you know, it's not just like the one movie. It's just if you like movies like that,

then you probably like a bunch of them. And I just I just really don't like movies like that, romantic movies. So don't make watching movies part of your relationship. I think that's just don't spend any time or do anything together my husband and I. He has he has terrible taste in movies. His favorite movie is Patch Adams. It's all watch over and over. It's a movie that goes on about three hours too long. I can tell you that. Yeah, so he doesn't that sound like a loving, happy relationship.

Don't you want to be in a relationship just like that? This? Like, why is movie selection so important to you? You know, I enjoyed watching movies, talking about movies something things that I like to do and things are bond over, you know. Okay, so what movies do you like? Maybe maybe Jessica will like some of your favorite movies. I like a Fast

Furious series. And oh, I thought you were gonna go with like highbrow indie Flix or something that is not whe Jack asked the sequel, Like movies, you guys are crazy because I actually hate action movies. Oh, Jessica, you don't like them? No, Like that's the sing This is probably one of the last movies out every But would you date someone who liked them even though you didn't?

I would? And I really like Kenny. You mean, I feel like we may not agree on the movie choices, but I thought other areas about me, You like, yeah, I mean, we don't have to watch movies together with there's other things that we can do with a couple. I mean, think of the mozzarella sticks, Kenny. They were good, right, that's true, they were really good. Okay, so that's something you guys can hold on. Maybe our thing could be eating, trying different foods or something. Oh, that's a good thing.

I mean, think about it, Kenny. I mean, the two of you can go out on one more date, and you two can lady in the tramp right on a mozzarella st What do you say, go out with Jessica one more time and pick up the bill? You know what I mean. It really kind of bothers me that she's not a Vin Diesel fan, but I can probably overlook it and give her a second chance. Okay, yet, up on the Vin Diesel thing, I don't think even Vin Diesel. So that's a yes from you, Kenny. Yep,

that's the yes. Okay, Jessica, are you still up for this? Yes? Definitely. Congratulations you guys, looks like we got a second date. You guys can meet up, throw some mozzarella sticks in the oven. Put An action movie on the TV and put a lock on the aquarium. Okay, Jessica, I'm going to clean it now and then okay, that's that's clean it, so Kenny can actually drink some clean water when you change the filter, I'm not drinking anymore of that stuff. That was a bad idea. You just eat the captainet

next time. I got you broking Jeffrey in the morning.