Second Date Update: Sick of Mozzarella Sticks

I hear that fear the whip brook. I say that because they didn't have a plan for their date. Apparently they just went to her place anyway. Pretty elaborate opening, Jessica, Welcome to the show. HI was like, I just hung out with a guy. I'm getting this guy now, don't you worry, Jessica, I got my whip ready, so weird to tell us about the guy you want us to crack it on. What's his name? His name is Kenny Cover. We're we met on Tinder. Okay, Okay, I have a question.

I know no whips allowed. Place is pure? Is it Kenny or Kenny Kenny? Like Kenny, d okay, okay, okay, okay, so okay, Kenny, he's on Tinder. What do you like about him? Honestly, he seemed like a really cool guy. And I guess I'm kind of old school, like we miss this for a few weeks before we actually hooked up, so that's right, so we kind of, you know, talk

to each other like here in the area. Honestly, I just gotta like a long term relationship, so I wasn't really looking for anything too furious, and he seemed like very friendly and not my usual behind the day. I'm hearing safe. He seems safe. After after getting out of a bad relationship, every girl wants to bounce back with someone that isn't going to hurt them, Like why why didn't you guys make a plan? Well, it was kind

of like spur of the moment. I just ran into my ex random and like he's already moved on, you know how it is. So I was just like in a state and he he misses me on tender and I was just like, hey, you want to come over? So that was a booty call. Normally I'm not that aggressive, but that day, I mean, there's no plan on your side, but I don't know from Kenny's side. If a girl asks you to come over. It was it late, like I feel like he had a plan. He came over

around like seats, okay, So how did it go? I mean I didn't really like to say no plan, so I kind of just threw some mod RelA steaks in the oven. I was like, okay, do you want to watch a movie? He's like, okay, yeah, this seems natural. So yeah, what what do you put on on a first date when you're watching a movie with mozzarella sticks?

I didn't know, so I put notebook? Oh wow, full romantic? Yeah, superhero or comedy I know, but it was it was like last minutes for the moment, and then it popped up on my you know when you first go into Netflix, like, yeah, you're probably not gonna watch it anyways, So well, I'm kind of hope, be kind of I mean, it's like one of my faces. So did he enjoy the movie?

He seemed like he was into it. But then I got up to go get us some more drinks and check on the Monzarella six And when I came back, he kind of like jumped up and likes like, hey, where's your bathroom? Hey, that's weird. I mean the jump up part is like it's an emergency. And then I could kind of hear him in the as some kind of grunting and like what not, like a number two type situations. But like I don't know, like maybe he was gagging or something. I don't know, too excited by

the No, like he got sick. Yeah, like more like he was trying to throw up or something like that. Oh no, sounds too when I'm having fun myself. It's a natural reaction to seeing Ryan Gosling suck face with somebody, but suck Yeah, it does sick. Did he leave after that? Yeah, Like he came out to bathroom so quick, and I had like made us some more drinks. I had a little watch another six set up one like a really cute play thing. I sound like one of the problems.

So good. Were you able to get the date back on track after that or what happened? No, Like he rushed to the door and he's like, oh I feel seeking. I'm like, well, if you're hungry at the food dritty now now it's getting forceful. That sounds like the worst thing to eat. Well, I even offered, like I can make you another drink. I do have some did ginger and that's good nixting out. He just walked out the door. Okay, don't Yeah, it's nothing you did on the date, like

he just got sick. That bad timing, right, but like by now I would sick a call to say hey, I'm sorry, you know I hate something bad earlier. He hasn't even said hey, I'm okay, or thanks for you know, being patient with me, or anything to you. No, I haven't heard him at all. Plus he doesn't know how the notebook ended, which is you have to see the ending of that. It does it hator's cut. Sorry about that, Jessica.

So I'm gonna put my whip away. We're gonna play a song, are you well, I'm just gonna be with an arms reach. We're gonna come back. We'll call Kenny for you, and we'll try to rack the whip of justice right over and figure out why he isn't calling you after your date. I'm ready, all right, we'll do it right after this. Hold on, second, guys, why didn't we bring this up in the first part. We're horrible detectives.

Clearly because on a first date at home Mozzarella sticks guy, halfway through the movie the notebook tummy gets upset and none of you say lactose intolerance. Who this gum shoe just cracked the case? Crack my whip right on it, mystery, Saul. Yeah, the thing is that still doesn't explain why Kenny isn't calling her back intolerant. Some things may never be solved, but I'm just going to pass it over to Brooke Watson the i'd kick. What do you think? I don't know.

I just think that maybe was there anything else in your I don't know, maybe the notebook was just a turn off for him, like maybe through No. I just think that maybe he thought going in that this was gonna be like, you know, a Netflix and Chill situation, and you put the notebook on and it like throws a whole wrench into the whole Thing's almost like I'm wasting my time here. Yeah, what do you think, Jessica, I don't know, do you think that? I mean, this

is the notebook? To me? Screams I want a relationship. I mean, honestly, as to seeing him, I do really really like him. That's why I'm so like, okay, so I'm accurate. If you I'm cool with it. I can all you can make chicken fingers instead? Was it the movie? Was it the food? We're gonna find out the answers when we call him right now. Are you ready to do this, Jessica? Yes, he's excited, nervous. All right, I'm a Dallas number right now, let's do it. Hey, is

this Kenny? Hi? Yes? Who's this? Hi? Kenny? Names Jeff with gum Shoes Incorporated. We got a bit of a mystery on our hands here. That's what these detectives do. What Hi, Kenny. It sounds like there's a bunch of you. Yeah, there's a bunch of gum shoes in the room. That's right. That we're all detectives here. And the reason why we're calling is because you went out on a date with a woman the other night. Her name is Jessica. Uh, she's she's not missing or anything? Is she? No? No? No?

Why would you jump to that, Kenny, very suspect that you just went to, Oh is she gone weird? The last time that I saw her was eleven o seven exactly to Jessica, She's fine. We're a morning radio show. Okay, if you want to make them out fun yeah, okay, good. So you remember her? Yeah? Yes? Do you remember going to her place and watching The Notebook together and eating mozzarella sticks? Yeah? Yes, I rememb all that are those weird details to share with you? Why'd you laugh? Uh?

Just a very specific you know a lot about you know a lot about my night. Yeah, we're pretty good at our jobs. Told us all that's right because we asked her. That's how these works. So pay just laid out for you here, Kenny. After your date, she's confused why you haven't been calling her back. She knows that you got sick in the middle of it, and she feels really bad about it, but she's she doesn't understand why after what was a pretty decent night, now you've

completely ghosted. Um. I don't know. I guess I just I thought The Notebook was kind of it was a weird movie for a first day that kind of threw off the vibe. I told you the movie. You didn't like the movie? Yeah, I mean it was just like it's just just like a couple arguing for like two hours. Wait, I was like, where's the romance? Like, you know, reminded me of like my last relationship, except none of the

love and just like all of the arguing. You know, oh you're saying, Wait, you're saying you didn't like the Notebook, not because it was like too romantic, that it was just too depressing, because they just fought the whole time. Yeah. I was like, this is what you want, you know, this is the relationship you want. I forget each other to say. I feel that because one time I went on a date and I watched The Breakup. Do you remember that Jennifer Aniston movie? Yeah, with a lot of Vaughn, Yeah,

with Vince Vaughn. And I came out of it and I was like, I don't really want to be in a relationship right now. Bad. Are you saying that the movie was so bad it made you physically ill? Or did you fake getting sick to get out of the day that question? No, No, I really did get sicked. Oh okay. Ryan Gossling's performance was that dis well. She had this fish tank in the living room and she

went to go get some more monsters sticks. It was really good by of it, and you know, while she was in the kitchen, I took my empty glass and I dipped in the fish tank and I tried to do a glass of scummy fish tank? What? What? Why? Why would you do that? Why didn't you just say, hey, man, I'm not feeling it. I'm gonna go. G Oh, you were trying to make yourself sick. Well, I guess I thought that was better than being like, yay, I'm just gonna go because I don't I don't want to be

here anymore. Hey, could we watch another movie? I mean that solution. But now, I mean, look what you've gotten yourself into now, Kenny, because not only have you told us, but you've kind of also told Jessica that you faked it because she's been on the other line listening. Wait what Yeah, she's been listening and she wants to talk to you. Jessica. You there, Oh my dad, dude. Yeah, I really don't even remember the last one. I think

that fis tank out. Okay, So he genuinely was sick, then probably I'm gonna be I told you I really was sick. Yeah, we believe. Who would have thought drinking fish water could make you sick? So you drank my fist tank water? Now you don't want to talk to me? Anymore. I don't thank Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I really I really was sick for like actually a few days after, and I was like, you know, I don't I don't know if these are the kind of movie she likes. And yeah, I don't know if that's the

kind of relationship I'm looking for her. Wow, you're basing this all on one movie choice. Oh my god, Jessica, how does that make you feel? That he hates the Notebook without even seeing the whole thing. I don't know, Like if if I thought he was my Noah, I don't think it anymore. Like it was like one of the greatest movies ever. But let's slow down. Let's slow down, Jessica popular. I didn't really enjoy it either, But I don't think that that's a reason not to call somebody.

Act like you liked everything else about Jessica, right right. I mean it's not just you know, it's not just like the one movie. It's just if you like movies like that, then you probably like a bunch of them. And I just I just really don't like movies like that, romantic movies. So don't make watching movies part of your relationship. I think that's just don't spend any time or do anything together. My husband and I. He has he has terrible taste in movies. His favorite movie is Patch Adams.

It's all over here. It's a movie that goes on about three hours too long. I can tell you that. Yeah, so he doesn't that sound like a loving, happy relationship. Don't you want to be in a relationship just like that? This? Like? Why is movie selection so important to you? You know? I enjoyed watching movies, talking about movies something things that I like to do and things are bond over you. Now, Okay, so what movies do you like? Maybe maybe Jessica will

like some of your favorite movies. I like the Fast and Furious series. And oh, I thought you were gonna go with like highbrow indie flicks or something, Jack asked the sequel. Yeah, I like movies. You guys are crazy because I actually hate action movies. Oh, Jessica, you don't like them? No? Like that's and the Seris is probably one of the last movies that ever. But would you date someone who liked them even though you didn't? I would?

And I really like Kenny. You mean, I feel like we may not agree on the movie choices, but I thought other areas about me, you like, yeah, I mean, we don't have to watch movies together with there's other things that we can do with a couple. I mean, think of the mozzarella sticks, Kenny. They were good, right, that's true, they were really good. Okay, So that's something you guys can hold on. Maybe our thing could be eating, trying different foods or something. Oh, that's a good thing.

I mean, think about it, Kenny. I mean, the two of you can go out on one more date and you two can lady in the tramp right on a mozzarella step. What do you say? Go out with Jessica one more time and we'll pick up the bill, you know. I mean it really kind of bothers me that she's not a Vin Diesel fan, but I can probably overlook it. Give her a second chance. Okay. Ye on the Vin Diesel thing, I don't think even Vin Diesel. So that's a yes from you, Kenny. Yep, that's the yes. Okay, Jessica,

are you still up for this? Yes? Definitely. Congratulations you guys, looks like we got a second date. You guys can meet up, throw some Mozzarelli sticks in the oven, put an action movie on the TV, and put a lock on the aquarium. Okay, Jessica, I'm gonna clean it now, and then Okay, that's that's clean it. So Kenny can actually drink some clean water when you change the filter. I'm not drinking any more of that stuff. That was a bad idea. Okay, you just eat the catinet next time, gotcha.

Broking Jeffrey in the morning. We're getting tons of texts into seven eighty five to nine two with people giving all sorts of other the excuses that this guy could have used to get out of the date. I mean many options people are texting on, like my apartment flooded, I forgot to pay my parking tickets, my grandpa escaped again. Any of them could have gotten him out of the date. But no, he decided to literally drink dirty fish tank water to make himself physically ill so that he would

have a legitimate excuse to leave. I don't know what that says about the dating like status of the world that she still wanted a date after that, Like that wasn't a f We can come back from there. Yeah, but you know, I wish them luck. Yeah, I mean maybe he'll get one of those like superhero powers. Isn't that how it happens? Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. But remember if you want to get a second date update, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who

wasn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning