Second date. When I think about the worst date nights of all time, I immediately think of Jack and Rose on the Titanic and starts off kind of awkward. She's kind of stuffy and engaged. Yeah, he's poor, showing her drawings that he's made of other naked women in his little doodle book. But then right when the chemistry is finally clicking between them, what happens. Both sinks. Everyone does talk about a mode killer she had. Other men wouldn't
describe it as a successful date night. No, we all agree. She literally murdered Jack. It was the first date. I mean, what do you do? She didn't know anything. I'm scared of commitments. Sorry to the bottom. Well, and bring it up because one of our listeners, and it was all about those disaster first dates, just had one. Chris, you have a Titanic esque moment? Come up? Oh big time? Yeah, people died around you. Okay, hey, okay, let's just talk
about what his iceberg was. Something had to have sunk your night. Well before we even get to the iceberg, let's talk about the person that you went out with. Who was your rose? Okay, So I matched with a woman named Connie on a dating app not as the romantic that you like about Connie. Yeah, well, full disclosure. She's totally out of my league. But we matched and like we kind of like have hit it off. But so I'm very much aware she's out of my league.
That's what you think. She obviously doesn't think that because she wants to go out with you. You mean you're chatting like that's your opinion. Okay, well that's really nice to you. Wow. Okay, can you tell us about what you and Connie did, because you obviously must have gone out right, Well, we did so. The night before our date, I got super sick. Oh just yeah, real bad, like vomiting and all sorts of stuff. Yeah, at that point, are you still thinking I need to push through this
and make it to my date? Ye oh, I'm not going to miss this date because but it's like our society not learned anything. I think we're all good. Now. If you have a sick day, like, let's find those cancels on me, I'm not doing an other day. Yeah, especially with the attractive girls, you know, you have one chance or they have a million other options to man, but it's so hard to put your best foot forward when you have no energy. I mean, were you feeling better the next day? Uh? No, I was not at all.
I was not at all. And where we were going to meet is like forty five minutes away. Oh that long drive when you're not feeling good. Yeah, And so I got stuck in traffic, and then about halfway there, about halfway there, I'm just gonna say it, I got sick on myself. Oh my god. Yeah, honey, I mean at that point you finally turned around and went home, right, I did. I changed clothes, I took a shower, I cleaned up, and by the way, like I just kind of was texting her and told her that work kept
me busy. So I'm running late. She's totally cool with it. Yeah, I mean Brook of course he's gonna lie. He's not just gonna be like, hey, I just puked all over myself. Be there in twenty I just can't. So you're like gonna keep going with this date? Like it sounds like you're still trying to meet up. You forget she's hot. Obviously it didn't end well, Like it's not a good first impression. We don't know how it ended us. Chris
tell us what happened? So I get cleaned up, I tell her I'm on my way, and then I decide to just take an uber there and oh no, I'm two hours late. Oh at this point, aren't you just hope she can't? But she knows right, It's like you told her like a new time. To me, it's not like she was waiting for you for two hours. Yeah, she wasn't waiting. It just took me that lot. But so we're sitting down and I started sweating. I don't want her to think I was nervous, because I wasn't.
I just was set six sweatshysically right, Yeah, so she can kind of tell I'm not feeling well. So she's like, I got to get you out of here, So let me just call an uber for us and then we'll just go yeah, and we'll like she's like being caring, you know, she like kind of wants to make sure I get home okay, or like i'd be like, don't spread your germs over here, get out of here. Being hot and nice and understanding this whole time, she sounds amazing.
For all it sounds sus to me. Nobody does that daughter. Pretty girls are snooty, and they would just be like you whatever, snooty, you just try to protect your own health. Man, you shouldn't have been out on the dates. So what happens? You all get into the uber together? Yeah, can we get into Uber? And I'm fine for a little bit, and then I finally tell the guy he's got to pull over because I get thick on the side of the road. Smells so gross and the sound of it
you just can't recovery. And then then he kicks it out. Yeah. Yeah, he probably thinks you're drunk too, you know. Oh yeah, you guys are on the side of the road at this point, what do you do? Well, my mom lives a couple blocks away home, so we just walk a couple of blocks from my mom. You've been banned from over called the other company, look like a mom's boy. You come in, like mommy, I just throw up. I would have preferred to be on the Titanic. What happens
when you get to your mom's house? This is crazy. Obviously she's like nice about it, but she only kind of met my mom through like the screen door kind of thing. And then I just kind of awkwardly said I'm here and this is my mom and he just called another Uber and she just left. But I don't know. I need to Guy's help because I need a redo on this, so many things going wrong. I mean, I don't know if you can get a redo, but at least we can explain to her, like if she knows
there's no explanation needed. Well, you know, just because you got sick on yourself and then again in front of your date doesn't mean that we can't fix this for you, or that you ended up at your mom's. Let's just stop recapping and just get to the call. We'll do it your second eate update, next second date. Still, We've been giving challenges on this show before, but maybe none greater than the one that we're facing right now. I cannot remember another bad I can't talk the background music
on these. It's gonna be tough for us because we're trying to get a second date for Chris Yeah, or as he's known at Uber headquarters, Sir pukes a lot. Yeah, because Chris felt ill the night before his date, decided he was going to go out on it anyway, and got sick on himself, not once, but twice. No, he made it onto the street the second time. Yeah, that was in front of Connie before she decided I just need to get this guy to his mom's house and
dropped him off. Literally. You think that's a joke Jeff's making, but that's exactly what they did next, literally brought him over to his mother's house and dropped him off at the front door. So before we call her, Chris and ask for another chance, here, when was the last time you even spoke to Connie? Oh, we spoke like five days ago. Oh you did the same night of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, like I got safe. It's taken five days for your symptoms to wear off. Yeah, gosh, that
is so rough. I bet your mom even felt bad for you. Yeah, my mom was pretty sympathetic to the situation. Man. Yeah, she was pretty She was very supportive. Okay, seem well, at least you did end up getting a first kiss that day. It wasn't from Connie, but just on from your mom on the forehead. That's not some positive way to look at it. We're going to look for it's something. Let's roll that positivity into this call with Connie. I'm in a dial her number right now. We'll see what
she has to say. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Connie? Yeah? This is Connie. Who's this? Oh? Okay, it's good. She's alive. Yeah, that's a good sign. You're worried that she got it too. Yeah. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh oh yeah, I'm familiar you are. Thanks all right, thanks for listening. Why in the world are you calling me? Did I did I win something? Oh? Well kind of Oh what what is it? It is potentially a second date with
somebody that you went out with five days ago. Yeah, oh my gosh. That was not the kind of prize I was hoping for. It's close to concert tickets. You know that. We're talking about the guy, Chris. Yeah, I forget. We'd like to Chris, we'd like to gauge how you felt about it on a scale of one to ten, How hot was that date? Like negative ten? That there? I'm sorry. Don't you feel bad for him though? Like what a bummer? Ye? Yeah, I mean it was a bummer.
I mean I was excited when we match, but it was just, you know, there there are so many things that are wrong, like so wrong with what he did. I can't think one sick. Yeah, I can names. So he was sick. He knew he was sick, and he still went out on a date. And that's really dangerous because I can get sick too. I at that too. And but you know what his defense, he was like, she's so hot, you can't reschedule with at all. I was positive that sounded creepy. You know what that is
so selfish, exactly like hot. You know, I'm looking for a match, not because I'm hot, like I was somebody that I can get along with. Nice. Let me let me clarify. Chris just said he felt like this was a once in a lifetime opportunity to go out with you, that you were the type of girl that probably would have moved on if he didn't make it work that night. Well, he didn't make it work that night. That's basically what
I said. Jeffrey her looks. He was very excited, and I think that what it is, but not over excited in the creepy type of way. It was just a normal amount of excitement. He regrets everything thing that went wrong. You can say that he regrets that well. And then you know, when I found out he actually lives with his mom, that was kind of ridiculous too. He said that he had to drive forty five minutes to see you.
He like, forty five minutes away. He went holed. He took an uber to see you, and instead of Uber and all the way back home, he just had you drop him off at his mom's house because she was close. Wow, you sound like you know a lot more about the dates than I do. Why don't you fill me in? Well, I don't mean, I just we couldn't fill you in on the whole thing, but it'd probably be easier if we just let Chris do it himself, because he's on
the other line listening right now. And you know, I said, yeah, heard everything, Chris say anything that bad? You know, I'm just I'm just curious. I've like texted a couple of times and you haven't responded so well everything I mean, I didn't want to explain all the things that I just explained, Like, sometimes it's just better to leave it as in and I'd rather not hurting um, even though I'm was really upset, you're upset. I was upset about
everything about being exposed to getting sick. You know, now I'm even more upset about the hot comments. Yeah, Okay, I just meant to say, like he he thought he had one shot with you and he didn't want to ruin it. That's all I meant. Okay, Well, I hate to say this, but that just sounds really pathetic. Oh had to save it, Okay, Listen, she wanted to know why he didn't cancel if he was sick and that
was the reason. Hey, you know, Brooke, I would really appreciate it if you could just apologize to me and her like what you said. I think that's a great idea, Brooke. Would you like some music but in the background to make it sound a little bit Jeffrey, are you serious that you want me to apologize? We want we want our host to apologize to you. Connie. Okay, Connie, I would like to apologize. You are not hot, nor are you a peaceful you are you are a special person,
special sort. I didn't think the apology could be worse than the insult. Chris was just excited to go out with He made a poor choice in meeting up with you. Oh, I just say, like, he should have rescheduled. He knows that now and we've all made mistakes. You can give him some slacks there. Do you accept Brooks really horrible apology? Sure? I mean sure I can accept it from you. Okay, don't you sound really sweet? And I hear you on the radio, So okay, what about this though he's sweet? No, no,
at least tell her you don't live with your mom? Yeah, so I don't live with my mom full time parting. Yeah, I just know I want me so I just go over there on weekends. So like your CouchSurfing, and then after CouchSurfing, you go to your mom. Is that I have my own place. I just eat my mom like drop off, like I'll do like laundry there. He's a sweet guy who likes with his mom family. Man, bo offer what you do at your mom's house? Do you want to say? Oh, I bet he only goes to
his mom's house because his mom's hot. Is that what you're thinking thinking? I'm not thinking that. But it is good to date people with hot moms because if you ever have kids, then you know you have a good gene getting you work with you want to have some hot kids. Yeah it's not really she was, but that doesn't change the way I have to hold about you. Hypothetical What if none of this ever happened, and there's no throw up, there's no moms, there's nothing. You just
go on a date. Give him a second chance. Just imagine if Jack and Rose on the Titanic had a second chance. Oh my God could pull him up from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean and say, I am sorry Jack for letting you slip below the waves. Yeah, kiss you, poor little man, you little king of my world. Come join me on this door. Okay, you push him off the door, Connie, here's the deal. I will go for coffee. Ya starts with coffee, and then he's doodling
you naked with just one piece of jewelry around you know. Okay, I change my mind. Syro apologize for me. Jeffrey in the morning.