Second Date Update: Salty Saltine

person on her first date with her. You make it sound like an accessory, Jeffrey possible. Von, What's up? Were they out of inflatable yodas that day or what was the thinking there? Honestly, I hadn't even thought about going that route. Yeah, and I know it's beard, but I'm just getting into online dating and I'm just like trying to be super careful. So yeah, so make a note of inflatable yodas? Did I see? Who? Did you bring

a friend a stranger? It's one of my good friends on In hindsight, maybe she wasn't like the best choice. I have definitely gone with a bodyguard instead. So before we get to the friend, can you tell us about the guy that you went out with. What's his deal? Yeah? He was super cool, like not somebody I would normally go after. His name's Joel. Does that mean what was

different about him? Because he's a bald guy and that's but I actually told him that And oh no, but it's what you told him online that you're not into bald dudes. Yeah, that I'm usually not. I'm just trying to be like honest, you know, that's what we call Obviously he went out with. Are sometimes I swipe right on people just to tell them, no, you're not tight. What was his response when you said that to him? Well, that's what was so great is he was like, I

make up for it. An other area is he said, my arm hit hair is three times longer than I mean, a joker. He's funny. Okay, it's funny to some people. I guess instant rejected. I mean he made me laugh and I figured that I would give it a try, so I said yes when he invited me to go get dinner with him. Okay, I was nervous though. That's the thing when you're new to this, like meeting someone, and I mean there's all kinds of like scary stories and as a guy, we're creepy. Okay, I share a location,

I don't like bring a friend to the location of text. Well, and how didn't you chatted with this guy for long enough to feel somewhat safe? I know, but you just hear about like people getting catfish and I was like, I don't know, dude, he's bald, He's not gonna catfish. Maybe his under arm was a catfish situation and the length he said, But how did it go when you met up with him? Yeah? Well, I mean that's the thing. Like, Okay, so I brought my friend like justice a security measure,

and I did not tell him about it beforehand. Why would you not tell him? What was his reaction? Well, okay, so I showed up early and I was like talking with her at the bar, but I didn't see that he was already there. So he came over and he said hi, and I introduced him to my friend, Saltine. Saltine. Did you say Saltine like the Cracker? Yeah? Okay, that's a real name or is that a nickname? That's her real name. If you see an extra woman there, I

would have been like, oh, is this some other situation. Yeah, I was curious, is Saltine hot? Is it possible that she distracted? She's very white? Yeah, I mean she's really cute. And Joel was really polite about it. I think he was definitely surprised by He was just kind of going along with it. Okay, Okay, So you and Joel and Saltine all sat down together for dinner. Well, we had a drink at the bar, and then the host came to tell us that our table was ready, and he

asked if we could get another chair. Yeah, but I had said nos, like I wanted to eat with him alone, and Paltine could just stay at the bar. She's gonna sit alone. Why wouldn't she just go home at that point? I mean she's like really outgoing, you know, because I mean she makes friends, like everywhere we go. She's like very talkative, and I don't know she was already there. Okay, great. I think most people will be like, sure, I'll just

stay here, have another drink, have some food. She'll keep an eye on you from a distance while you and Joel have a good time. How was the one on one time with Joel? So it was really nice, But she came over to like check on us, which was not part of the deal at all. I did not, so why was that so bad? Though? I mean, like

everybody already knows he checked on them. Brooke, she's probably lonely though sitting over there is that when Joel's like mood changed, I mean she like went back to the bar, but then she was texting me like, hey, we need to leave now. And he handled it well. But then after the date, I sent him a message and I told him that I wanted to hang out again, and I got no reply, And I feel like I came across as such a weirdo. You know you did well,

you brought your friend. Yeah, So I don't know what the reason is exactly, but like it's been a little while now and I've jumped back into dating pool and I've gone out with different guys, but no one is as cool as he was, and I really liked him, so you couldn't find a better option. We're going to call him as we can do now. We can have Saltine on a third line. Now, I don't think so we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call

Joel and try and get your second date. Update and then tomorrow we'll do an awkward Tuesday phone call with Saltine on the phone. Okay, I'm I'm just kidding. Let's do the second Dad update next second. Some strange names that we've heard on this show before include Latig Gray, you might remember had more than sixteen tiger tattoos on his body and was a huge tiger enthusiast. Which game first name or We also had a young lady named Elizabeth thur not Elizabeth Elizabeth Thirr with an er at

the difficult one. It was interesting for when Brooke was trying to make a point saying now Elizabeth Elizabeth, I stuttered at the end, And now we have a new person on the phone. They're actually not on with us here, but she's a large part of the story. Yeah, her

name is Saltine. Forget Saltine tagged along on the date with our listener Chavon, who was nervous about going on an online date for the very first time, and so while she was over at dinner with her date Joel, Saltine sat over it by the bar, just spying on them the entire time until she had enough and actually marched up to the table and embarrassed Chavon. Yeah. So now it's been almost a month in Chavon's hoping to get back again with Joel Chavan. Do you have any

last words before we reach out to him. I know I messed up when I took Saltine, but I really like this guy, like he is like the best thing, especially to what I've been going out with Sense. Yeah, he's awesome. Okay, okay, And it was all Saltine's fault. We'll just blame it on her. Yeah, that's true. If you can blame it on her and then you just say you're so awesome. I regret everything I think is an easy peas. Maybe there's a whole different reason though.

Let's just call Le and see what he has to say. You ready, Oh, oh my god? All right, deep breath, here we go. Hello. Hey is this Joel? H Yeah, Hey Joel. My name is Jeff from a morning radio show that you may have heard of called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Uh. Yeah, I think I've heard of you guys. Thank you for the good review we've heard. The funny thing is we heard of you too. Oh yeah, yeah, good things too about you, Joel. You heard it from somebody that you went out on a date with a

little while ago, named Chavon. Oh you do, because she said like thirty days, like a month ago, that you guys went out. Yeah, it's been a punch. Yeah, okay, okay, getting hints from the tone of your voice that it wasn't the best date for you, but we kind of knew that. Yeah, uh no it was not. Was it funny? You laughed? It's just so we went out to dinner like a month ago, and when I went out with her, she ended up bringing her friend. Yeah on the date.

You remember her friend's name, yeah, Saltine. Yeah. I thought it was crazy because when we matched online, I thought her name was beautiful. I love the name Chavon. And then on the date she brings this friend named Saltine, and I'm just like, this is the most absurd thing I've ever heard in my life. Chavan said that you seem to be really cool with it. You were able to basically roll with the evening, which is awesome. How did it go? I didn't want to be a about it.

Weird having another person there, but next so I suggested, let's at a table for three, and Chavan just said she's gonna sit at the bar and watch us. Yeah, yeah, immediately red flag somebody who's gonna watch us. Okay, you're not into that lifestyle, chaperon, Yeah, because I mean I I do enjoy watching sometimes, I'm just not into that voyeuristic lifestyle watching. On told us. But Chavan told us that Saltine is kind of like a fun type, like

a outgoing social girl. Yeah, yeah, she she seemed pretty cool. Again, like I thought we would sit together, but yeah, I was sitting alone. Only laughed about twenty minutes because then Saltine is like stumbling over to the table. She's drunk. Clearly drunk is supposed to a lot of shots. She starts coming at me saying how I'm the unlucky one that I didn't match with her, that he's the fun one that is boring, while she totally like, no, Chavon had gone up to go to the bathroom, So you're

with Saltine now she's the fun one. No, I'm not with Saltine. I'm not with any of them. And that sex for Chavan, she thinks she's bringing her most trusted friend with her to help her out, and she's like trying to steal her man look. Ten minutes later, Saltine is getting like carded out of the bar because she was getting kicked out but off and Van takes care of her. She orders her an uber to get her home. So we just decided to call it early and I

drove her home. And I don't like to judge people off their friends, but like, yeah, this was a pretty big red flag. That's the worry. That's gonna be hard for her to hear. Yeah, actually she's already kind of heard that, Joel, because I didn't let you know this before. But Chavon has actually been on the other line listening this entire time. Wow, just spying in on the conversation like Saltine did. And now she wants to jump in and talk to you. Yeah, did you know that, Chavon? No, No,

I had no idea. I had no idea Van. You know what, I don't have any idea about how did she get my number? What? What? Who got your number? Saltine? What? What do you mean? She's texting me apologizing about that night, saying how sorry she was like begging me to go back out with you so much that she offered me money. Hello, my gosh, she wants yo, your pamp. Is that what's going on? Oh my gosh, she sounds like she's a stable person. I don't even really know what to say.

I mean, I'm imagining that she probably got your number through my phone. Yeah, I obviously didn't give it to her. And this is not a representation of how I am as a person at all. Like I had no idea that she would backstab me like this. And yeah, talking her half about her when she was in the bathroom, that was totally backstating. What about the part where she tried to fix the relationship was like, you should go out of friend. It's not okay that she did that.

She should have stayed out of it, Like she made enough of a mess. Yeah, when she came over to the table, like maybe I would have had a chance had she not been such a creep and then sold her number out of my phone trying to pay you to go out with me like that? Right, Yeah, you know that she asked me out No wait, via text her when when she was drunk at the bar, she texted me like last week asking if I'd be her

date to some like dental hygienis ball. Oh she is I mean, she's wild and crazy and like I've seen her do some shady stuff, but like, I never thought she would do something like this to me. Yeah, you trusted her, and I bet you've been talking to her about how much you've been thinking about Joel and about how you wish you could go out with him again. Like that is hard to here, Let's not fight, let's just see. Yeah, I think to me, it sounds like Chevan is on the brink of cutting Saltine out of

her life permanently, which may not be bad. Yeah, so with Oh my god, I don't know if that's true, Savon, but if it is, Joel, now that Saltine is out of the picture, would you be willing to go out with Chavon just by herself. She's the stable one, the boring one. Yeah, Nico, right now, sorry a boring glue free dates and we'll pay for it. I don't know, you know, they're best friends. It's hard to just like best friends best friends, not my best friend. Like I know,

I know I messed up. I know that it was super weird and creepy what I did. I was nervous because it was my first time online dating, but I really like you, and I would just appreciate just one more chance. Please, I swear to God, Sualtine's not gonna be there. She's not gonna be anywhere near me ever. Again, honestly, I'm not crazy like her, and I would just really like I just lost my best friend. Like, please, let

this be some sort of like consolation prize, Joel. Saltine will not be anywhere on your date, but she will still be tracking your phone in But I say, give Chavon one more chance to say yes to that, Joel. I don't Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey in the morning, I am just wondering, how in the world do we get Saltine to call us first date update? That's all you want. You know that she's mad after Joel blew her off for the dental hygienaus balls. Terrible friend. She's not a

good person. Okay, she's perfect for a show, exactly the type of person Radio needs. I'm trying to marry, Jose. I want to set you up on a date with Saltine. She's got a big mouth, in loose morals, perfect, I mean what I need, and she changes her apparently opinion and attitude every thirty minute. Now if she just no standards, yeah, perfect and some sort of plastic surgery. I think I will not rest until Saltine appears on this show. I mean,

she could be jose Cinderella. Is that what you're saying. That's what I'm thinking. But yeah, you know that that kind of bums me out. I guess I am happy that we got a second date for our listening, so excited for them. I wanted an update for them. I think they're going to be cute for sure. Yeah, but if you ever want to get a second date update, or you have a weird friend that ruined one of your dates emailed a show, we'll call the person who

wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,