Second Date Update: Roofer Madness

would do. But I'm not going to do that. We're gonna call the guy for one reason, and one reason only because of his name's. We've done this before. It's turned out well, yeah, I support it. Because this person signed his email to us roofer roofer. I don't know if that's his profession, and we got confused for it's a typo or what. But it's caught my attention. It spelled like a roof or like spelled like a roofer. So I just want to find out. Welcome Roofer to

the show, right, how's it going? Okay? So is that your real name or what real name is? Rufus? But Bros called me Rufer and that's pretty much what I go by. Okay, is that is that what you go by to your dates too? Yep? All right, okay, well I literally know nothing about what happened on your date or who you were with, because all I saw was Rufer. So why don't you start us off? Tell us who you want us to call today? If you guys call it Diana? Okay? What to coffee? All right? I mean

coffee is almost like a pre date, right, yeah? Keep simple way to downplay his er. Yeah, I think that's plenty romantic. That counts as a date for most people, but not for Brooke. Apparently you say it it's like it could be fifteen to thirty minute experience, right, it's not a anyway. Sometimes that's all that people have, Brooke. So if you guys can just like step argue, you just kind of killing my buzz, right Brook, Sorry, I'm guessing that's not a caffeine buzz friend tells about what

happened at the coffee shop? How'd it go? Yeah? So, um it didn't start? Well, oh what does that mean? I kind of forgot what you forgot about the sea? I told you it wasn't a date. You better give you so much trap? How did you forget? I was maybe a little high at the time. There at what point did you remember? Why didn't she text me Okay, you can just go drive now and go like, well hopefully hopefully it's close. Yeah, it was about four blocks from my place. Okay, so I text your back like, yeah,

I'm close, like I'll be on my way. Good. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Except for you showed up high as a kite. We don't know if you even showed up to the date. I mean, did you. I did make it there, I didn't make good, like showered and a little disheveled. All I really remember is that I got until like a fight with my pants, like a verbal fight or a physical fight. Yeah, I just I remember at some point I was like, come on, pants, like it just it

wasn't happening. Happening. Were you sitting down at the shop at this point? This is still home. I haven't left yet. Okay, okay, we're still getting dressed. What happened after that? Yeah, I get the pants on. I win that fight, So I start booking it down the street. There's only four blocks, okay, running high up because you feel like you're running so fat. I've been there before. You have no concept of time

tie has literally left you. I feel like, wait, what street in my own Yeah, I feel like his arms are just flatling all over the place, his legs are wobbling. But did you make it to the coffee shop, Roofer? I thought I did. I went into a coffee shop that I believed was the coffee shop, and then text again are you here? And I said yeah, I think so. They're like, oh wait, this isn't a coffee shop, this is an empty cardboard box. I didn't hear anyway to

fight with the box. And then did you find Diana? I texted her name and she said it was it was a wrong coffee shop. Oh my god, the dude, how is she even still waiting around for you at this point? You cancel at this point for some reason. She did. But I finally find it and I find her all right, but it is not a good situation, no very high end. What did she even say to you? You know, I don't entirely remember. Oh you know, I've ordered a lot of pastries. You ate a lot of pastries?

The higher a credit card bill? And if okay, do you remember anything from your interaction with her? I mean I stared at her face a lot. Oh no, that's trying to be pretty complimentary. But at one point her friend showed up. She called in backup is what she did? Oh? That could be I guess. So yeah, I tried to introduce myself, but she had to get out of there. Yeah, I'll tell you that's not when they asked for a three song, that's not a good strategy. Wow, why do

you even want to make this call? Can I say that? Like? Count it as a lie? Why not move on? I mean, she was super cute, and I feel like an idiot for messing it up. I don't think I would have messed it up, you know if I didn't get so high. Okay, okay, okay, like if you were, if you were sober, maybe this date would have gone really well and this could have

been the girl for you. Yeah, man stoned, we got a big green mountain to climb this so, I mean, I bet he smoked to big Green Mountain right before he got on the phone. But I will not confer. Well, we're just gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Diana for you, and we'll try and get you your second date. Update. All right, ruf, all right, thanks guys, All right, hold on second date, forget the day programs.

School should just play this segment to teach kids about the dangers of recreational drugs because one of our listeners, Rufer, admits he was high and forgot he even had a date, but once he remembered, in his rush to make it there, he ended up getting into a fight with his own pants. Yeah, he went to the wrong coffee shop, ate a dozen pastries in one sitting, and just stared a lot at Diana's face. He thinks about imagining it like stone looking at her, like just downing Croissan. I could see his

little bloodshot eyes too in my head. So good, Ruff, I really appreciate you coming on and just being so honest and vulnerable with us on the radio. It takes a lot of bravery. So good on you. Okay. Yeah, and your email it says that this date happened about a week ago. But I do have a question, like, at any time did you ever admit to Diana that

you were elevated? I don't remember, but I don't think that I would have, Like I think I'm just saying if you didn't, then maybe we shouldn't bring that up to her. I don't know, man, I feel like he wasn't. I'm just saying she didn't know. She can't be the person that dates Rufer. Okay, you know what I'm saying. If you're that naive like you just can't be in a relationship with him, I'm totally with you on that. But I just I don't think we should lead with it.

We should get her perspective about how it went first and see if she offers that are Are you okay with that? Rufer? Yeah? That works. I mean the profile does say I'm for twenty friendly, so I always smell it on you, but it doesn't say for twenty forgetful. Yeah. Yeah, We'll see if she even knows what that means or noticed it at all. But we're going to dial her number right now and try and get your second day up date. Okay, here we go. Okay, let's do Hello

the day. Huh Hi, it's this Diana is Hi. Hi. My name is jeff from a morning radio show called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, who are you question? We're a morning radio show and we're doing a segment called a second Date Update where we help some of our listeners out with their dating lives. So then why are you calling me? I never signed up for help

with my dating life. Well, good question. You did not reach out to us, but we did get a call from a guy who says he would love to hang out with you again because your first date together didn't go the way that he planned. He goes by the name Rufer. Oh lord, yeah, he knows, he knows. It was a little bit of a rough first date. It

was definitely the weirdest date I'd ever been on. Okay, but I mean he told us that he was super late and that you hung around, so there must have been some good reason while you hung around, like you liked him a lot, good vibes, he looked very cute online. Okay, but um, it was definitely something wrong or wrong with him or just wrong altogether. Okay, what would give you that impression? But let's f f In the beginning, he

kept texting that he was three minutes away. Yeah, he texted that same text seven times, seven times across a period of how much time, every ten every ten min Like I was really waiting for him to show up and give me like a really amazing excuse. You know, something happened Okay, that's kind, that's good, Diana. But um, when he showed up, it seemed as if he had just a run a marathon. It like in a hot, sexy, listening on your muscles type of way. No, like you're

the last one coming in in the last place. Oh yeah, he didn't tell us that he was running behind and he was rushing and literally running to make it there. Yeah, so he may not have been quite in his right mind. You know, he's a little bit flustered from having rushed to get Yeah, it is, it is. Oh wait, so wait, were you able to make it? Connection? We're able to

get over that? Well. I know that he connected very well to the brick wall that we were sitting next to, because he kept complimenting me and saying that I was as beautiful as this brick wall. Okay, what did you say to second beautiful? Thank you? Okay, thank you? Okay strong? Okay, maybe comparisons aren't quite his forte Oh my god, I can tell you that, because next he told me that my skin looks so soft it should be made into

a nice room. Okay, that's a little but he said it in a nice voice, not in like an Actually he was going to make a skin roll. He said it in a voice that could put a baby to sleep. It was so nice and lovely. Okay, it sounds like he's trying to be sweet to you, but the words that are coming out don't match. I could from her perspective, couple red flags are so is that kind of the whole thing for you that he you know, he was a little bit out of it seeming, and compliments weren't

coming out the right way. Well, that I could have actually looked past because I don't know, maybe he was tired, had a long day. But then a friend of mine showed up, like totally randomly at the coffee shop, and you know, I just went over to talk to her really quickly, and um Ruffer came over and he whispered in my air. He was like, hey, he's this person bothering you. Oh no, she's talking about your friend exactly.

I said, no, I no, no, that's my friend, and he mused, for back, I would like to fight them. Fight it was a girl, Okay, I would like to fight them. I'm sure Rufer has a very logical, reasonable explanation for his behavior that day, and maybe it would sound best actually coming from him, because Diana Rufer's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What are you talking about? We have Roofer on the other line. Roof are you there? Yeah, how's it going?

Oh my god, Oh my god, pretty chill. I mean, I'm sorry you had to hear that, but I mean they asked me, and I told them the truth that that's what happened. Listen. I mean that that skin robe thing is creepy. I don't know why I would say something like that. Do you do you remember saying that, Roofer. I don't remember saying that. It doesn't sound like something I would say. Our buddy Roofer has got a really

bad memory. We didn't mention that. Yeah, before you left, you kept yelling like, hey, I want to show you my ferbie Ferbie, like one of those stuff doll old roots. Do you own a furbie, Roofer? I mean I do that one. That one's clausible, Okay, yeah, it makes more sense of the skin robe. Yeah, all right, Rufer. I mean we've kind of danced around this for long enough. She's been very understanding throughout this whole call, so maybe

you should just come clean. I think you owe her the honest answer of what was going on that day? All right, M full disclosure. I was I was a little high. I was very high, that a little That was the full disclosure at the end. Yeah, yeah, that was sae. Did you get that feeling, Diana? How often did you get high? You know? Occasionally? Don't give him

questions about concepts of time. Not in his wheelhouse. I mean, to Rufer's credit, he did say that he was four twenty friendly on his dating profile, so I mean you knew that going in, right, I did, But I have never seen four twenty affects someone in that way. That's a good question. Was it was it just four twenty Rufer? Or was that something else? It might have also been like two tw money and then three twenty, but my head, I don't know. Are you high right now? Yeah? I

should have I should have rescheduled. That was on me. Not a proud moment. And uh and I'm true to be shatter. Oh it's good. That was I mean, that was good, right, Diana. I mean he is cute and if you can agree to not be high when we meet up and he can bring some of that two twenty three sixty whatever he was on him, maybe we could try it together and you can learn some stuff together. Really getting romantic yet. I don't know if we can

condone that, but I can condone it, Okay. What we can condone is the two of you meeting up again, sure sober at the beginning, you know, yeah, you know what you guys are adults. What you want to do on your own time, that's your business. But our business is to offer to send you out on a second date and we'll pay for it. Okay, dianga. Sounds happy you're now knowing what the whole deal was. I know you shouldn't. Sounds like she should have just let off

with that rufer. Yeah, I should have this whole time. I thought you were like an escape mental patience. It is essily yeah. No, not not to keep bringing up the skin rolled thing, but that is I am scared of myself that that was even in there Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,