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Second Date Update: Return of Roofer

Aug 10, 202218 min
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We have a return caller who left an unforgettable impression on us last time. Now, “ROOFER” is back and making his glorious return to the show!

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Second, if you dropped your car off at a mechanic and they worked on it all day, okay, and you came back and they said, never mind, we actually can't fix it. In fact, we actually put a few extra dents in there somehow. Already. You probably never go back to that auto shop ever again. Oh, i'd understand it if it was my piece of crap car that I'm driven, right.

But luckily our listeners have much lower standards. Oh that's good because if you have been coming back to us after we failed miserably to get them another meet up where the mechanic shop mechanics of dating right now, I didn't get it, and that's why we have a return caller coming back for help again. Rufer, who I don't know if you remember did a second date with us

a while ago. You might remember him as the guy who was an hour late to his coffee date because he got high right before it and then forgot it was happening. Yeah, I didn't turn out. Well, I don't feel like that was on us though. Yeah, you guys did the best, kid. Yeah, Ruf, for you sound really put together this morning. Are you sober? Is the word? We don't know that word. I figured this time around, I should come to you guys a little more clear headed.

We love a man who learns from his mistakes. Yeah, I mean I'm trying. I'm trying. Okay, good, sure, I know, just bring me away. But we'd like to help you with this new girl that you're with. Who is it? So this girl her name's Chloe Cute? Did you meet her online or what? Yeah? Yeah, online through the apps. That's kind of been like the go to here, but still just not going well. Like everyone I'm meeting, it has been great, but I don't get that second date callback. Okay, So,

I mean, why do you think that is ruf? Well, I'm starting to think it must be me. So I asked Buddy, and he said it was probably like sometimes I can come across a little too low energy. Oh yeah, like it seemed to be uninvested. Yeah, are disinterested typical side effects of that lifestyle. Did you have that conversation before you went out with Chloe? Like? Yeah, I mean, like I didn't say that to her, but I took that information into account and tried to like apply it

on the stake. Yeah, I get learning from mistakes. I thought you'd be a man who would try to improve. That's great. How did you how did you apply it into your day? What did you do well? So like when I showed up, we had to wait a little bit on the restaurant, so like we're standing around a lobby and I brought a deck of cards with me, right, so you're actually bringing entertainment. I like it. That's good. Yeah.

I figured if they thought I was low energy, I might as well have like a prop or a gimmick or something. Then you know, just like get that energy up. Sure, that's the type of high energy that you'd find in like a senior home. Nice but more of a distraction. But I mean you could do a lot with a deck of cards, so can I imagine? Yeah, you do high low red black I don't know that is very sexy sounding games for sure. But what did Chloe think

when you pulled the cards out? I mean I think she was maybe like a little like whoa, but it's we played blackjack, and I think she thought it was cool. I think it's genius. Actually busted it out and was like okay, now hit stay like Alexis is wincing in pain over there. Alexis only there is real money on the table. I'm not really about that. You bet your own money? No, no, but I would just take it. She's ad of counting to twenty one. So did you

guys ever make it to the table? Like what happened there? Yeah? We got seated, and uh, I kind of started out on like the usual small talk stuff like where'd you grow up and what do you do for work? That kind of stuff, getting into boring territory. That up well so that I could kind of see her glazing over a little bit with that. So I, uh, I decided to switch it up a little little bit and go

kind of more obscure question. Yeah, you ask like, what song did you dance to at your prophet low little job? I was taking next too close you you're in the ballpark, But mine was a hollow back girl. This might be where it goes off the rails a little bit because I kind of just started singing it. Oh you started singing hollow back girl in the restaurant. Yeah, you know, like, ain't no halleback girl, ain't some high energy that track for? Yeah, So I decided to like really get into it, right,

So I asked her to dance. I appreciate the effort for sure? What did what did Chloe did? She did get up to dance, so I kind of just like did it on my own for about ten seconds, and then I actually would rather play the cards. Now, Oh my god? Was she laughing or was she cringing? I think she might have been like a little embarrassed. Yeah, I mean to be fair, so was I. But I want to be boring. I mean definitely not boring in any way for sure. At this point, you've accomplished that goal.

How did the date end um? Seemed to go all right from there? But at the end of the night she said she was tired. Had she been on her feet all day at work? No, wonder she didn't want to dance. Yeah, I thought it would be chivalrous if I like picked her up, like literally physically picked her up and walk her to your card. No, she didn't have to be on her feet. What a gentleman. No, it's not. No. I hate being picked up like it rised me up. Let me try it, Let me try

don't I will hit you, Okay being picked up? Rufford? Did Chloe try to punch you two when you try to pick them up? I didn't know she was like, what are you doing? But she was also kind of laughing. Did you see him carrying her a block and a half halliback girl At the same time, I think it's definitely a ten out of ten when it comes to fun idea for date. Maybe a two out of ten for execution though, yeah, okay, that's maybe we're I don't know. Can you guys help me or try to help me?

Try absolutely, like help a roofer out. Yeah, here's the thing. Practice makes perfect. We got you, that's right. We are going to lift you up onto our backs like Brooklyn let me do to her, and we're gonna call Chloe for you. Try and get your second date up date right after this, all right, Ruffer, all right, thank call the back hol day second. Sometimes to make a good first impression, you got to step outside your comfort zone, okay, and let a man pick you up without permission and

carry you where you want to go. That's why, Brooke, I'm offering you a one time chance to come over here and pick me up. Oh say, you know how amazing it feels. It'll be like from Titanic. I'm gonna put my hands out, you can lift me to the sky. I did you lift me, and together we can lift the world couple inches off the floor. I felt a live for one second. And that's exactly what Rufer did

on his first day with Chloe. He carried her back to her car after dinner was over because he was actively trying to make things fun and not be boring and push himself out of his usual comfort zone. Yeah, I mean, Ruffer, did you I'm curious? Did you get that idea online somewhere or did you just come up with that yourself? Kind of a little both, but that was more of like an in the moment thing. Yeah, did you? Did you have as much like kind of shame and regret as I do in this moment? Done

that I can't stop smiling. I didn't. It was that was like you had You've enjoyed it, and like I think she did too, did you? Maybe it was that you grunted too much when you picked her up. A girl feel bad? Yeah, I don't recall the grunts, but I'm also like, not gonna lie. It could be in better shape, so it's certainly powerful. We're gonna get her. That's good. Yeah, I didn't drop her for the cup. That's the important part. We're gonna get the full breakdown

from her. We're just gonna call Chloe right now and see if we can get you a second date update. You ready? Yeah, I mean I'm a little nervous because I really did think this one went well, but worried you knew man. All right, here we go. I'm down the number right now. Hello. Hey is this Chloe? Oh? Yeah, hey Chloe? What's up? My name is jeff from the radio show Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh hey cool, Oh cool, Yeah, I think I've heard you before. That's cool.

Oh did you guys hear that? She said she thinks she's heard of us, So that's huge for us. Big win. Do we record this week? We recorded this, we can pass it to our boss. Someone maybe thinks possibly they've heard of us. Can't fire us. But Chloe, we're doing something that you may or may not have heard of before. I called a second date update. Oh yeah, okay, Okay. Someone calls in and it's like, oh, I wanted a date, how did it go, why didn't it come back? Or whatever? Yeah,

she can do our job. We're calling because you recently went out with a guy named Rufer. Oh yeah, yeah, and we're all big fans of Rufer here. I'm not sure how you feel about him, But here's the deal. He already told us all about your date, as you probably know, and normally I don't do it this way, but I'm just going to tell you some of the stuff that he said happened, and I just want to know what you thought about each one. Oh okay, so

we'll go one at a time. Yeah, like he said, he pulled out a deck of cards when you were in the lobby and you guys played blackjack while waiting for your table. What do you think of that? Oh? Yeah, that was fun? Yeah good? Yeah. I don't really know how to play, so he was like showing me how to play. It was fun. Okay, good, We're worried. Maybe it came off a little bit boring to play cards in a restaurant, but it sounds like it's good. What

about he mentioned? The topic of prom dances came up and he sang a hall of back girl at the table with you. Yeah, no, they're talking about prom stuff. I thought was like cute that, I'll be honest. The dancing and singing said really seemed like him. What do you mean he signed too hard or like I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I can see that. Thinking was also like a little

bit embarrassing. Well, he's not a professional singer. Yeah. It's interesting though, because you had a good read on him, because it was definitely something out of his comfort zone as well. Yeah did you say that. I mean yeah, he said he wanted to go all out to make sure that you were having a good time. Yeah. Oh, and in his defense, it's hard to do haul of back girl, super laid back, like you're not trying just a super smooth version of it, got com Yeah, try

when you sing it and dance. But he also mentioned something that it was a little bit divisive on the show where he carried you to your car at the end of the date. I yeah, that was surprising. Okay, okay, I mean sur I mean I'm glad I parked close. Like it was fine. It was surprising, but like it's it's fine. The weird thing was he kept like dabbing anytime anything would like happen. You said, dabbing, like where you stick your arms out and put your head down

to your wrist, Like, yes, seven year old baseball teammates do. Yeah, the cool ones do. Yeah, it was kind of khaki. And he literally did it like six times, like at dinner or like after he carried you, and he's like, yeah after her, he did, in fact dab Oh my god. And he also did it when the drinks came in, when came when he was singing. Sounds like he was just having a really good time. It sounds like I think she's right, Like he doesn't even realize he's doing it. Yeah,

you know, like it's a nervous stick. Well, I don't know if he's dabbing right now. Probably we can ask him because he's actually been on the other line listening this entire time, Chloe, as you probably realized he wants to talk to you. Cool. No, I put out that part ruff you there? Oh yeah, how's it go? Oh very cool, Rufford. Yeah, you know the dabbing thing. Um, I just kind of thought it was cool, like with cool people doing it, like you see all the sports

athletes do it. Maybe I'll overdid it a little so you did know you were doing it? Oh yeah, yeah, it's not like a twitchy and you know I'm not. I don't unconstantly dad like you could. You could not do it then, right, I could definitely not do it, Like it's a big I could definitely never do it. Is that really the only reason you weren't calling him back? I mean, it's it's awkward, for sure, but I mean

that was part of it. It's just that, like I kind of didn't have a good read of who I was with because you would have like regular energy and I'm like wild energy and oh yeah, it's like multiple personality. Yeah yeah, yeah, so Rufford, do you hear that? I think I think she kind of liked who you were normally, yeah, and didn't necessarily like it so much when you turned up, Yeah, and just like didn't want it to be boring. So maybe I took too many big swings or maybe too

many big dabs? Yeah. Can you bring the energy down significantly? Yeah? You know you know he can't. Yeah. I mean I think that's really sweet though, that he was trying so hard for you, Chloe, Like he just wants you to have a good time, I think is what it boils down to, and and he maybe overthought it, Okay, Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe you're intimidated by how cool he is dabs and sings Hall of Back Girls. Has anyone else like the irony that he was too energetic for her. I mean,

maybe maybe Ruver found his soul mate. Maybe we have to find the sweet spot right in the middle, not too high, not too low. The porridge is just right, and I'd like to send you to have that just right porridge on a second date that will pay for Yeah, well, I'm sure whatever it is doesn't have to be porridge the perfect medium energy spot. Okay, Yeah, I mean, like I can still bring the cards. I promise I will never dad, never again. Oh my god, z that Chloe.

What do you say? One more date with roofer medium energy? Roofer medium? Yeah? I am so proud of us. Hey, Chloe, I just got like one more question before you do this, and I got that it's something I do. But uh, do you ever you know, get high smoked, very chill question. Yeah, She's like I was so on our day brooking Jeffrey in the morning. I'm just gonna say, thank god Brooke is married. She's not available to hang out one on

one with. Oh my god, because just a picture the two of them out on a date together, dabbing all over town, saying what Kylie Minogue and getting high and elegant restaurants together with that stuff. Yeh, damn, I love to get down kidding me, give me the time and place. The cringe factor would just be an eleapon with her in roof. Yeah, but the fun factor would be like twenty exactly, stuff like that. We really do need to raise the roof. Yeah. I mean, I love you, Brooke,

but geez, you are like a quirk magnet. That's not a compliment. Else described me as quirky the other day that I met, and I'm like, quirky you are. You are soft shooting into an art history museum at the time. I'm more of a rhythm tapper. Thank you very much. Wow. So I am happy though that we got root for a second. He needed it, man, he's done some self work, he's done some healing godot, and little did he know he needed to be a little more of himself. Yeah,

that's exactly. It's true. And you know, if you need a little bit of help getting a second day at update, reach out to us. We'll call that actively, not Broke. Yeah, she'll drive them right away, but we'll call the person who hasn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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