The second date of date. What's the best way to quickly get to know someone? Is it by asking them insightful, interesting questions? That's not gonna work. Is it by putting them in a high stress situation, like a spontaneous fire in the back seat of their car and see how they react to it.
Oh my god?
Maybe, but no, I see what you're saying. The authorities could get involved. It's a little bit rich, aren't We just.
Gonna go with get drunk with them? That's how I do it.
But that's all the time. I mean, how are you supposed to differentiate? We think the best way is to read what they wrote on their dating profile and make judgments off of there. That's what we've been doing a lot lately, and it brings us to Dean, who wants a second date update. Dean, Welcome to the show.
Hey, thanks for having me on.
Okay, are we reading Dean's profile or we're going to go into his dates profile?
First off, did you buy your date on fire? I'm worried now, Jeff, he's just the car. Oh yeah, any fires involved with your date?
Dean? No, there are no fires.
Okay, so let's go back to the tried and true test of seeing what's on their dating profile. Can you tell us what's on your date's profile? What's her name?
By the way, her name is Danielle.
Danielle. Okay, can you pull up Danielle's profile and just read some of the stuff on her bio to.
Us I didn't hang out.
Those are very honest and deep.
Let me get she likes hiking, she likes to be spontaneous, she hates drama.
Uh huh, Actually none of those are really on there. So wow, she's a morning person with a nighttime energy.
A morning person with a nighttime energy.
Never, I mean, she's just again now I'm back to she's drunk in the morning, a little unstable.
Sounds like lady.
Not looking to be tied down, just dating right now.
Okay, that could be the reason why she's not calling me back right there?
Okay, flirting could be.
But the other one looks like I'm fragile, not like Rose but like a bomb with the bomb emoji.
That means she Crazy'd be perfect for a reality TV show, Island or something.
She sounds really fun for sure.
Fun.
Yeah, just don't make her mad.
Yeah yeah.
When you met up with her, did she seem fun.
She did.
We decided on a Sunday brunch.
Because she's a morning person.
Energy, and we ordered thing called a brunch punch I think it was called. It was like a large glass, like a wine glass. It was like juice straws in the drink, a big cup. It hadn't lost alcohol, I know that.
Like junk of juice or like an a MS serving like a punch.
There's all sorts of different names, but the same, yeah, the same everywhere, wowing.
To make you buke exactly.
You're sweet and delicious.
Yeah, you guys are splitting one of those in the morning.
Yeah, we've opening on us pretty quickly.
You know, it's called bunch punch because it's like a punch to your face.
Right.
We laughed about a lot of stupid stuff. There was like I don't really remember a lot of it, but I remember like there was a bit of a zebra Zebra.
You were hallucinating zebras and we were talking about zebras.
I'm not sure. We got pretty floppy.
Okay, okay, okay. And did you guys stay at the brunch spot the whole time or did you head somewhere else?
Well, we stayed there was like we had a couple hours of fun there, you know what I mean. So we agreed we're definitely going to do it again.
Like, yeah, you're like best friends by the end of something like that. Best friends. I'm sorry, boyfriend girlfriend.
At the end.
Worry did you feel like a romantic connection with her?
I mean, I guess I couldn't feel my legs. You know, we were sitting down for so long. It's like when I got up, like I was like, holy.
Now your legs. That's what love feels like, Like I hear.
You're having fun. We're having so much fun, and then you stand up. You're like, whoa.
Right?
And I definitely wasn't standing straight, that's for sure.
So nice.
Okay, I've been trying to date her, but she keeps telling me like wrong times, so like that's the deal, Like I'm not completely getting ghosted, But what do you.
Mean wrong times?
Oh?
Wrong time to hang out with her?
Right, Like it's a bad time.
Okay, okay, but you are in contact with her still, Like how long has it been since the brunch punch date French Ones?
In like three weeks? And she mentioned brunch again?
Oh she did?
Okay, so it sounds like maybe she thinks you're expecting more from her and she's not ready to have you know, who knows.
Maybe maybe it's something else.
But I don't want to get ripped every morning for breakfast with this girl, like yeah, all day. I want to go like on a real date, you know, nighttime.
Oh so does that mean that you turned her down for the second brunch?
Yeah? I mean I turned her down because I was working during that time, you know, like I was, I had work, So okay.
She wanted to go out with you during a work day.
In the morning, we'll try to get you a what you call a real date a little more sober.
Well, let's not go that far. I mean we want to we still want to have fun, right, So that's crazy. Well, we're gonna call Danielle for you, and I want to see this nighttime energy in the morning myself.
I mean, she's perfect for our show.
Yeah, maybe she will place one of us and we want to work anymore. We'll call her and try and get you a second date. Update right after this.
Date.
Usually when somebody says they left a date with no feeling in their legs, it's from a mind blowing hook up. But not with Dean. His paralysis came from a brunch punch drink off with Danielle because they've been sitting down at brunch drinking a very very strong concoction together that caused him to go numb from the waist down and laugh a lot about Zebra I guess something.
It doesn't remember the details, remember.
The stripes thanks to the brunch punch, But they both said that they wanted to see each other afterwards. And she's not completely ghosting him either, which boats very well for us getting another date. Right.
Yeah, she even invited him to brunch again. I mean, why don't you just go that route? I know you say you want a real date, but like maybe two brunches and then and then your nighttime date.
Pau listen.
I want to be clear, like, I don't mind the drinking at brunch, I just want other experiences, you know.
Oh god, it's like going to.
The same movie again or something. Let's try something new. I get it. Not everybody wants to blow off work to get drunk with some random person in the morning. That's not you, Dean. But that's okay. We're gonna try and get you a second date anyway. You ready.
Awesome? I am ready.
I think that's gonna be easy.
I mean, like, what a nice thing to say, like I want a different experience with you.
I mean she might be ripped when she answers, but well it is. That'll make it even easier to get a yes out of us. So let's try this, all right, here we go.
Hello.
Oh that's a sober hello. Right, Hey, Danielle, Hey, what's up? Who's this? This is a morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Yeah, maybe you listen. We heard your real morning person.
From who you don't know. Something else.
We heard it from a guy you went out with the other day named Dean.
Oh, okay, it was a couple of weeks ago.
Yeah, sorry, it was. He said, about three weeks ago, you guys went to brunch together.
Yeah, so, uh, why are you calling me?
Dean wants a little bit of help today, because he said that you two have been in contact with each other since your date happened, which honestly, is a lot different than a lot of the people that we talked to in the second date updates most of the time, and they're just ghosting, like no communication at least you guys are kind of talking.
Yeah, and it sounds like you have a real vibe with Dean.
And so we're just trying to get you tube back together. And he's not sure if you're just like stringing him along or if the timing isn't working out. But he wants to see you again.
Oh, I mean, this is weird, but I guess you can tell him, yeah, I'll see him again.
No, we know you want to see him again.
You know that.
You just mean, like, why, I guess to be direct, Why only brunch?
It seems like that's the only thing you're interesting expensive.
He said that. He said that he's been trying to arrange dates with you a lot and you keep saying no. And you asked him for a brunch date during the work day.
Yeah, because that's when I'm available.
Oh do you work, like?
Are you like?
Yeah? Are you working nights? You work in a restaurant or a bar or something?
Oh?
No, Like I'm midshift. But no, I just already have a night guy.
What do you mean I'm a night guy.
Like a guy I go on nighttime dates with Like I told him I was dating.
Oh, you have a different guy for each part of the day.
It's like a schedule. This is amazing.
Okay, listen, my job's really important to me and I have friends and I'm doing this dating thing, so like I'm really effective at scheduling my time. So yeah, I have a guy that I see like two nights a week for dinner and I'm not hanging out with friends or working. And then I have a lunchtime guy that I see like once a week, like the morning slot was open, and I mean, like Dean's cool, but he's not a morning person.
Like, I'm not going to lie when we before we called, I thought you were going to be a total mess and.
You're extremely.
Like that's a lot to Wow.
Does lunch guy know about dinner guy or is this like a cheating thing?
Oh no, Like I've been really open and told everyone i'm dating, like I even said out my dating profile, but I'm not looking to be tied down.
You know.
Well we did hear about that, but Deane never mentioned anything about a scheduled guy for each part of the day.
I don't think, Yeah, I'm not going to tell him, Like some guys get super weird about that stuff. Like I mentioned I was dating. I'm not going to be like, Hey, I can't see you tonight because I'm seeing another dude tonight. You know how some guys get this was fun.
I can't wait to tell my other three boyfriends the Dean's got runch energy, but not nighttime energy.
I see.
No, it's not that. It's just that, like I already have a nighttime slot, and like the nighttime guy's cool. Like if a lunch or dinner slot open, I'd be willing to like offer it to him.
Get a raise level up to lunch. You've been waiting three times for our date. I'm gonna have to move.
You know, demo better than being snack boy.
Look, Danielle, I know you. You didn't want to tell him, you know, face to face that, but you already kind of told him over the phone because Dean's been listening on the other line.
Oh that's awkward.
Yeah, that is kind of awkward. Huh.
It's good for him to know.
Dean you're there.
Oh my gosh, what is this all about?
Are you asking us for her?
I think yeah. I mean, like I told you, I'm dating, Like I got out of a pretty serious relationship a few months ago. I'm not looking for that. I'm really taking time to like work on me and work on what I like and what I want and like with my schedule. This is just what I have available. And Dean like, you're cool. I know the morning slot is not the most ideal, which is probably why the one that I have open. I'm a morning person. You know. I'd like to see you again if you're up for it.
What I mean, I only have one slot? Why are you doing it?
I can't tell. Dean, are you like open to this idea? Are you insulted?
Like?
Where are you at the morning guy.
I'm just trying to wrap my head around this whole thing, right, And I'm thinking the morning guy is like the most friend zone of all the guys that you could be Danielle.
Oh, I mean, like if that's your perspective. But like I said, I'm a morning person, Like I'm up at five am. Anyway, there's a lot of fun things you can do in the morning. It's not just brunch.
Yeah. I think I would think lunch would suck the most, to be honest, Yeah.
I mean, lunch Guy's really fun. Although now that I think about it, lunch Guy's going out of town next week, well like a week and a half from now, so like two weeks. So if you wanted a lunchtime slot that week, I mean, we could have lunch. If you're not a brunch.
Guy, you could be a substitute for a week. Dean.
Can I reach out to the nighttime guy and maybe switch spots with him? Like, can we work something out with him?
Do a little negotiation between you two.
No, that's so weird.
That's weird.
What maybe I could tell them about the drinking in the morning and he'll get into that and let that'll be a.
Good skin of nice.
Wow.
Listen, I live and by my Google calendar, and if you can't fit into a slot on my Google calendar, I just don't think it's gonna work.
That's great. Maybe you should just forward your Google doc over to him so that everybody can see it and show them the that they want to go on a date with you. You guys can make notes after each date of yeh.
See when someone's out of town.
If I get that week with the lunch slot, do I miss the morning slot or can I get you both?
We're sounding a little bit greedy now, Dean.
If you think about it, dinner and dinner and breakfast would be a better situation that you can just stay shift in the morning and it's who wants pancakes?
Yeah, I don't know, Deed, you seem pretty cool, but like you called a radio station to track me down. I don't know if this is the lifestyle for You're.
Oh god, hey, we're about to lose her here. We got to get her back. So Danielle, we'd like to send you on another date here with Dean, a lunchtime date and we'll pay for it.
Oh yeah, I guess so. But like I said, I've got that one lunch slot that opens in two weeks.
So that Yeah, all right, you got, you got, and I guess so, Dean, are you down?
I guess I gotta take what I can get?
Right, Wait, so the beginning, all you wanted was to run.
Thankful to get lunch.
Yeah, I want to see her Google.
I didn't know what I was against. Like, this is a lot of thinking.
Better impressed. Next week, we're going to boot the night guy out of his slot. You ready for that, Dean?
That right man turn into dessert.
Man's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
I swear when we do a second date update update with them, like months from now, Dean better have knocked off the current night guy, and.
I'm proud of you for being cool with that. She's got the different shifts. Yeah, that's all I know.
I mean, maybe she's looking for an overnight guy. We never asked that, you know, the overnight shift. Not usually that glamorous, but in this case, something you'd want.
As long as he's still a member of her company, I guess you could. Yeah, that's a good thing. First, he's going to have to prove that he can hang with her at lunch. Yeah, maybe she's even auditioning him right now to be the new lunch guy. And then the lunch dude gets bumped back down to breakfast.
Dude, he better go change his LinkedIn profile right now.
How ashamed do you feel if you're the guy who gets bumped back down to breakfast? And do they ever show up at the wrong time and go, oh, I forgot I'm not on this time? Yeah, so awkward, But I don't know. We're hoping for the best for those two. If you ever want to get a second eight update for yourself, though, you can always reach out to the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,