Second Date Update PODCAST: You Murderer

city dump, and of course an elevator. You got the elevator music just blasting you guys are looking at each other, and that's when you seize the moment and hit the emergency stop button and look at them and go, We're not going anywhere until love shows up. And then you just wait it out and either you guys connect or the firefighters show up and get you out of there and you probably have to face some legal action. But that's where Eileen met the guy that she wants to

call today, on the elevator of love. What's up, Eileen? You know elevators are kind of sexy, by the way, I agree. There's mirrors. There's mirrors on the ceiling, so technically if you look up, you can see down. Yeah. I have a lot of fantasies that involve elevators. I think a lot of people do ye, So congratulations to you, Eileen. You fulfilled a lot of people's fantasy. How did you

meet this dude on the elevator? Well, come to find out, we were on the slowest elevator ever, where every single floor someone was getting in and pushing the stupid button, and it was like it was a lot of old people that just couldn't take the stairs. So it's hard to get mad. Yeah, but Paul like looked at me and he's like, well, I guess I should just get out my laptop and do my work from here. Okay,

So he's a jokester. You guys shared a little joke together. Yes, he was a little snarky, and it's not often that you meet snarky people in a business setting. And it was nice. So this is an elevator in your office building? Yeah, exactly. And had you ever run into this guy before? No, I mean I've seen them around a few times, but we had never liked had a reason to talk. Yeah. Yeah, So do you think he was hitting on you right away or was he just trying to make small talk

for boring purposes? I mean, he was obviously very flirty and we went on a date. So I'm assuming that that was his attempt at hitting on me. You could have not been hitting on you at all. Yeah, it's just like, how'd I end up on a date with this girl? I don't know? How did you guys finally get around to going out? Did you ask for his number? Did he ask for your number? He was just like

elevator boldness all the way through. I mean we had the time in the elevator to like kind of chit chat and he's like, listen, I'd love to have your number, And I was like, yeah, totally, why not. What did you guys do anyone out? Oh? We went to the super Cute Pizza Blaze all right? And how was the super cute pizza? It was super quiet? It was actually really uncomfortable, Like the food was delicious, but like on a first date, we should have definitely just gone to

a bar really quiet. Was it an awkward first date? Then? No, it was just so like, you know, you just want to like be a little silly and cute and coy and sexy, and instead like the family is sitting next to you like quietly listening because they've run out of conversation. People that can hear your first date combos, Dude, when I'm at a restaurant, I'm sorry, I'm that person that is totally oh my god. Do you think that they're going to go out again? What do you think? So?

Was it a good date? Though? Yeah, it was a great time. We had a blast. It's just I mean, listen, he was super cute. He picked me up from my house, which I thought was very classy, and I'm a big fan of dental health. And he obviously fasted his teeth, which I think is super sexy, like really like there's something it just means he cares. He takes time out of his day to care about himself and I just love that. And he had the most delicious laugh, like

just sexy, caramelly, masculine. I feel like I'm attract after a description like that, like let's get this guy on the phone. Never heard of a laugh being described as caramelly, but I like it so sexy. So how did the date end? Well, he drove me home. He said he had a great time, and I was like, why didn't you come in and have a drink, you know, since we didn't really get a chance to like talk talk. He was super into it. So we came in, we had a glass of wine, and then he kind of bailed.

That was the one thing that it was a little weird. Wait, how quickly did he bail once he got to your place? I guess it was like, I don't know however long it took to drink a glass of wine, Like, he didn't stay for a second glass of wine. Okay, that's not very long. Yeah, And did I mean were you expecting him to stay the night? No? I made it like once we got inside, I literally toasted him with here's to first dates, not first took ups. All right, so you made it very clear that you were not

going to mess around that night. No, I'm a classy lady. Do you think that? Do you think that's why he bailed? Though? Maybe he had different expectations. That's like my nightmare. I hope not, because I really felt like we had a fun time and we connected and I just hope he's not a sea ball. Yeah, just like bails if he doesn't get hooked up with any other reason beside that you think he's not calling you back? I don't know.

I mean, I know I can be a little aggressive, like and you know that can kind of be a turn off for people. You didn't shout at him on your date? Did you like shout at him for real? Yeah? Like, you didn't yell at him that. I mean, I definitely took the last lights of pizza. Oh no, you said aggressive. I'm just making sure you didn't get that yell at him in the pizza place, or yelling him at your house, or get just kind of aggro on the dude. I don't know. God, now I have to think about that. Now,

there's a whole new thing to think about. All right, well, oh, hang on, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right, all right, okay, hang on. Looking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update. I'm personally still confused. What a caramelly laugh sounds like. Eileen is on the phone with us. She described the guy that she wants to call today as having very good hygiene because she could tell that he flosses. She liked that about him.

She said he was quick witted, funny, and had a caramelly laugh, which I'm thinking probably sounds like this is that? Right? Is that? Right? Now? We're eating carmel before do you even know what carmel is? That? Apparently that's what I would describe as a carmel laugh. Okay, so the person laughing in the background is not a CARAMELI laugh. So neither of us have carmel laughs. And like this like it was. It was like confidence, like a deep seated confidence,

like okay, you mean all right? So I was like, yeah, I went to with cookie monster. Yeah, okay, we're about to call him right now. His name is Paul. And Eileen thinks that he might not be calling back because when they got back to her place, they were having a glass of wine and she cheers him and said, hey, here's the not hooking up tonight, just letting him know that he's not going to get any and he left shortly after that. She's hoping that that's not the case

because she'd like to see him again. But that's the only reason you can think of other than the fact that I'm a little aggressive and I might have like asked him to laugh on cue at one point, just like laugh again for me. Oh my god, god, so sexy. All right, Well, I can't wait to hear his Carmeli laugh. I'm gonna dial his phone number right now and see if we can find out why he's not calling you back. Okay, thank you. Hello. Hi is Paul there? This is he Hey,

what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh okay, uh sorry? Who is this? My name is Jebil and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Hi. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Um what it was about your laugh and how sexy it is a lot of it was about your laugh. Okay, Um, thanks for com I'm not really interested in h like this one of those pranks call shows.

It's no, this is not like I'm not very interested, Paul. I promise this is not a prank phone call. They really did compliment your laugh in the email. It's actually from a girl that you went on a date with. Her name is Eileen. All right, yeah, and Eileen sent us an email about you because she really enjoyed the time that you spent together. But now you're not calling her back after your date, so she wanted us to get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. Point.

It seems like an odd way to do this. I don't really see how that's any of your business. Well, I mean, I guess technically it's not really, But Eileen sort of made it our business because she asked us to call you. She just wants to know why you won't go out with her again. Can you give us anything? It's because she's not a good person. What we talked to her and she sounded like a great person. Well, you know, I went on a date with her, and I'm sorry, I don't see myself having a future with

someone who's a murderer. Wow, you went from bad person to murderer. Murderer? Look, you called me, what do you want? Um? I just would love to know how you figured out that Eileen is a murderer? Killig claim? Did you see how like America's most wanted or something. Look, you know, she's very engaging and charming. We went out, we had a good dinner, We went back to her place. She invited me in. I don't normally say yes on the first date, but I was having a great time. Yeah.

And then we went into her place and she had a stuffed goose on the wall. What I thought you were going to say it like, there is a dead body in the freezer. So there was a dead body hanging on the wall, and I asked her about it, and she told me she's a hunter, all right, and she went hunting, found that think, hunted it down, tracked it down, killed it in cold blood. And this is not funny. I'm sorry. It just well, you can see

how I mean. It's kind of sounds that way because you called her a murderer, and then you're telling us because he is a murder. Okay. Animal lives mean a lot to me. But there's a lot of people that hunt for food and for recreation. Yeah, there's a lot of people who hunt and find that's their life. They can live that way if they want to. I'm not going to be involved with someone who does. And I'm certainly not gonna be involved with someone who hunts just

to put them up on their wall like trophies. She had a boar's head in there. There were ducks, like being in a horror movie. Okay, I have no interest in dating a butcher, all right. I had no interest in dating a murderer. You can laugh all you want. Animals are lives too, and she's a murderer. You take a life no matter what, you're a murderer. You can tell her that, and you tell her that's why we're

not having a second thing. All right. Well, you know what, Paul, I don't actually have to tell her that you think she's a murderer, because she's on the line listening and probably would love to talk to you right now. Are you speaking serious if you're calling me a murderer because I like to hunt? Yeah, I am. I just don't understand. You were at my house. Why didn't you say something? Then you've literally said, oh cool, I was being polite, Okay, I was being polite because I wanted to leave as

quickly as possible. I don't know. If you're gonna kill one animal, maybe you'll kill another one. So well, you left because you were scared of her. I left because I've disgusted that you would take a life. Yes, I mean honestly, it's not like I was killing like an elephant. It's a goose. Their vermin. Literally you have to hunt them otherwise they will cause problems like airplane crashes and car crashes. I'm doing everyone a favor. I'm saving tax

dollars you should be thanking me. It's a lot of tough talk from someone who has to hang birds on their wall to feel good about themselves. I don't hang birds on my wall to feel good about myself. I do it because I love natural history, and I love the idea of being proud of what I can do in my culture, in my past. It's way more than just natural fastory. So much that you're just going to go out and kill it, that makes a lot of time.

I just think it's disgusting that you would criticize and judge me based on something that brings me so much joy and happiness. My father took me on thin It's a part of my happiest memories. Every time I look at the boor on the wall, I think about how great my childhood was. You know, probably how you feel about, like, I don't know, doing yourself or something. That was the kind of discourse I expect from a murderer, because you are a murderer. I stood in your living room. I

saw the bodies of defenseless animals staring at me. Have you ever made eye contact with these animals? I'm sure you haven't. You think you have, but you haven't. You ever looked into their souls and seen the pain on their faces when their lives were taken by some woman with daddy issues who went out to go hunt just to feel good about ourselves. Are you kidding me? Grow some dude, Like, have you ever even held a gun? Do you even know what you're talking about? Are you

just speaking out of your past? I'll say it takes a lot more to save a life rather than take a life. Okay, do you ever think about it when you stick a gun in those animals faces, that they have families, that they like people, They have lives that you're destroying just so you can have some decorations in your living room. Oh God, Paul, thank you so much. You've made it so clear for me. I really get

it now. The last time I saw a goose bill the skyscraper like a human did, or the last time I saw a goose like solve a math problem like a human. But yeah, they're just like human. The next one I see, I'll nickname it Paul, and I'll remember that it has a soul before I kill it. That leads me to my question, Paul, would you like to go out in a second date with Eileen? Pay on

a second date with him. Well, I just thought, as you've never made a lot of phone calls trying to get a hold of me, if you don't want to go on a second date with and leave it to a like you do not even respond. I should have known only a little girl wouldn't respond. Animal now said about yourself, and you need to get a radio station to find you a man. Wonderful, You're a real touch eater whatever, Andrew, you're an easy bake oven you little Paul,

thank you for your time. Are you Are you still there? Eileen? I think you scared him off. Oh you guys, this is so oh I'm so mad. I wasted wine on that idiot in the morning. Wow, so many thirsty dudes wanting to take Eileen out. It's broken Jewil in the morning. I'm talking about the second date update. Eileen wanted to call Paul to find out why he wasn't calling her back. It turns out Paul's not calling her back because she's a hunter and she kills animals, and she's a murderer.

He called her a murderer. But I say that all the thirsty dudes are texting in at seven eight five nine two, because every single guy that's always like, I just want a godsh girl who chuck a bear with me and shoot a boar in the facewood arrow then chall fart. She's the hottest. All those dudes texting in right now be like, hook me up with Aileen. I want to go out with her. She's a hunter. She

sounds awesome. Muggle kill animals with her. We got a text message that says I'm a straight woman, but I'd love to date her too. We got a text in it says give her my number. She wants a real man. I'm about to go to jail for two weeks. We can go hunting when I get out. Well, what are you going to I'll see if I can hook you up. All right, Remember if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email of the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.