Second Date Update PODCAST: Yoga Pants Party

You gotta get down real low, like lean into it with your bot, like give me clean up after You'll follow you around and clean up all the benches that you're on the sweat like you're sweating a lot, but it looks hot. Is that you John? Yes, it's me, but I'm not what you just described. But thank you, no problem. Your emails said that you met the girl you want to call today for a second date update at the gym. Yeah, we were in the same spin class, and we've been in the same class for actually a

few weeks, so it's even I for a while. Yeah, I was admittedly I was kind of position. I was always in the back room behind her. And what did I say about creepy? Yeah, exactly yeah, climb that hill the France ride. Now you're looking good up there in front. I know it's not sounding good for me. I realized that, But I'm actually a decent human being at Croment. I didn't take you a while to work up the courage to actually ask her out on a date. You know, I was really into a right when I met her.

But what happened was at some point I'd sell off the bike in the middle of the class, and I just happened to draw a lot of attention. How did you fall off the bike? How'd you do that? They're stationary, you know, like they're not These bids have clips in it, and I've never been good with the clips, and I was trying to get on the bike and it just it just was not good. And it was bad, but it was funny, and so it was. And she came up aske if I was okay, and we started checking

around and clearly there's clearly chemistry. And I just kind of asked her if she wanted to hang out some time, and and she said she was busy the rest of the week, but kind of flippantly, she said, you know, how about now? How about now? Like hang out right now. Oh yeah, Do you mean you guys had your date in the back of a spin class. No, No, I lived nearby, so we just went for a walk, and you know, I walked in my place and I made

her dinner and it was great. Okay, hold on, though, you guys sat in the same clothes you were taking spin class in all evening and ate dinner in them as well. No, she had her stuff from the gym, so she just asked to shower up at my place while I was making dinner. So it worked out great. Oh my god, she totally went through your whole medicine cabinet to see what you're all about. That's like a

fantasy date. Though. You asked someone out at the gym who you think it's hot, and then all of a sudden she's at your house showering, like in the matter of hours. Yeah, it was kind of awesome. I have to say, he wasn't big about making dinner at all. He was just thinking about hot naked girl the other way. I mean, I was nice to know she was using my shower. Yes, I'm not going to say that I didn't enjoy that, but but hey, I cooked her a

good dinner. I made her a really good I mean, I make a great ball and as I brought up the best wine I had, and uh, it was good. We kind of made out a little bit and we didn't sleep together. You know, we just kids. It's very innocent. The whole thing sounds dreamy. To be honest. We're okay. So this is where I think I made my mistake, although I don't think it was really mistake. Um, after she left, I went into my bathroom and I found her.

She had these like bright yellow and patterned like yoga pants. Okay, in my bathroom, and you put them on? I did, Actually I did, just as a joke. I took a selfie that, yeah, exactly. It was pretty funny. No, listen to me right now. No woman ever wants to know that you fit in their pants. I am just gonna lay that out there right now. I clearly didn't fit, but that was part of the joke. So that's when I sent it to her. That was the whole point of a joke, is that I look ridiculous, and I

thought I was just being silly. You know, I don't know what do you think she thought? I don't know, because she never responded, and she didn't respond. Oh dude, that's a that's a big thing to just leave hanging there in the text world. No response, not even a like happy face or nothing. Wow. So you put on her pants, texted her a picture and that's the last time you heard from her, and I sent her another texting. Listen, Hey, that was totally a joke. I was just trying to

be funny. Do you do you actually want your pants back? And nothing? Dude? And I will say, did not respond to that. Those yoga pants are freaking expensive. Man. If she wants me to replace them, I will absolutely to replace them and whatever she wants. But I can't get a hold of her in any way. She won't get back to me. I mean, how bad did you look in the pictures? I look ridiculous. That was the point. I looked so bad. I'm just saying maybe it was

a turn off. Maybe she saw the picture and she's like, yeah, now I can't like, I can never get that image out of my head. That's really depressing, if that's right. So do you want to ask her for another day or you're just trying to give her pants back? I would love another date because she's like she's I thought it was a great fit, and I thought she was pants or her like you should just try to wear some more yoga pants. No, I would like to get those pants back to her and apologize if I offended

in any way. But I don't know what went wrong, and I feel bad if I drove her away from her gym. You know, it's all right, Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and find out if you're wearing her yoga pants ruin your chance at a second date? Okay? Thank you? All right? Every time brooking jubil in the morning second right in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just joining us, I bet John, who is on the phone to do a second date update today, wishes he was dating in

the twenties. You know, back when you could try on a woman's yoga pants and you'd always get another date. Back in the twenties, they were switching up yoga pants left and right. But now you put on a woman's yoga pants and all of a sudden, you're a weirdo creep, Right, John, I am not a cross dresser. Okay, I am not. It's okay. If you are, John, you're in lovable company here. Oh,

I don't even like yoga. To tell you the true, Well, you like wearing your dates yoga pants, and that might be a problem for you if you're just joining us.

John met Jillie and the girl he wants to call today in a spin class, and after the spin class they actually ended up going straight from there to his house to have dinner, and she showered over there to clean up after the gym and left her yoga pants, And after she left, he put on her yoga pants and texted her a picture, hopefully to get her to laugh at the fact that he was wearing her yoga pants, but instead he got no response at all and hasn't

even seen her at the gym. John, I'm sorry that your body is so disgusting and yoga pants that this woman will not call you back. I'm actually in excellent condition, by the way. I did forget an important question though, because I'm just trying to imagine. I just meet this guy he text me a picture of yoga pants. It can either be really funny or really disturbing dependent on one thing, and that's what you did with your man area in that picture. Did you talk, did you let

it hang out. It's like, I don't need to talk. You can't see no matter what. Ye, maybe that's a problem. I was just wearing yoga parents. I was just trying to look goofy and silly. I think I contorted my face. It was not a handsome photo. Okay, well we'll find out if that did you in and that's the reason you're not getting a seconday. We're gonna call it right now. Okay, all right, cool? Hi can I speak to Jillian please? Yeah? This is hers. Hey, Jillian, how are you? This is

Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Who Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show, a radio show, Yeah, like the kind that's on the radio. That's a really good descriptor. Thanks. Yeah, I get what a radio show is. But why are you calling me? Oh? I'm calling you because we recently got an email about you from one of our listeners about me. Yeah, it's a guy that you went on a date with. What m His name is John and he looks pretty damn

good in your yoga pants. Oh my god. John emailed us about you because you aren't calling him back. She emailed you and told you about me. Yeah, I held you up to the photos. Yeah, he told us that you met at a spin class, went back to his house and at dinner, and then after you left his house, you also left your yoga pants there, and that's when he took it upon himself to put on your yoga pants and text you a pick. Oh my god. I mean from his description, your guys's date sounded dreamy, the

date was fine. I'm I'm doesn't really feel on him. Why is that? Is it? Because he texted you a picture of himself wearing your yoga pants? It was definitely the picture he asked. I mean it was risky, right, you could border like funny or super creepy, and apparently it went super creepy for you. Yeah. Why Why wouldn't you just think it's funny that he's wearing yoga pants? I mean he was trying to joke around. You can at least see the humor in that. Yeah, No, definitely,

I see the humor in the pants. But did he send you the photos? Have you seen them? No, he's only sent them to you, I think, or maybe some friends. I don't know, but I'd like to see him. Had you got him. You on a shooting to me, i'd like to see trust me, you don't want to see them. They're creepy. They're that bad. Yeah, it's the man area, isn't it. No, it had nothing to do with him wearing my yoga pants. What was so bad about the picture? Yeah,

he's shirtless in the picture. It's okay, shirtless body that disgusting? Do you really grosses you out? No? He's got tattoos on his chest, oh okay, And well, on one's side of his chest, he's got a gun really like like a very intric hit gun. Okay, that can be a little jarring maybe, And then on the other side he's got the words chill count kill count Yes, with a bunch of tally marks underneath it. Whoa, what the hell? That is creepy? All right? No, wonder you didn't go

to retrieve your yoga pants. Yeah, no, I know, and I want nothing to do with that. Okay again, I'm sorry. Can I can I interject? Can I can I step in? Now? Sure? I guess I'm scared, So go ahead. What's that? John is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you, And so that was him are you kid? Harry? John's on the phone right now. Hey, hey, hey, sorry, sorry, I don't please, don't freak out. Um, can I explain this to you? I can right now. I can explain this.

It's not at all what you think. I swear to God A gun with kill count? Is it what she thinks? Okay? First of all, it's not. I don't get to kill people. I y I hunt deer with my dad. Was a kid that gun you. So it's actually the tattoo of the rifle that I got to my grandfather, the Remican deer rifle, and the kill counts a number of deer that I hunt. And I'm a licensed hunter. I've got I drive a pickup, I got a you know, barrels of shell corn and in my tropics not helping your case,

I just hunt deer. I don't kill people. I'm not you know, I'm not a gang guy at all. I just hunt, and I you know, and I'm very responsible hunter. I I prepared the venison, I start, I used the whole deer and that's all it is. Oh, John, how do I know that you're telling the truth? How do I know that this is about deer hunting? I don't have a criminal record. That just means i've Yeah, do I look like a murderer? I mean, would a murder being a spin class billy a really good question. No,

murderers like to stay healthy too. Okay, you know this is this is just getting out of hand. This is super strange to me. I don't like guns. I don't know you. I don't know who you are. Anyone can be at the jail and I don't. I don't know. I just I'm really I have a bad taste in my mouth. I totally understand that. But just to let you know, I'm a sane human being. And what's strange

to me is how the yoga pants did not repulse you. Yeah. No, I mean the yoga pants thing was funny, but it's the fact that you have kill count written on your chest with a huge gun. You can't just send photos like that to people. Plus it's a really mixed message with those yoga pants on. Yeah, okay, okay, I get it. I didn't really think of the optics on that, And I get your point, but I am not creepy. I will not hurt you. I am a good cook. Yeah, yeah, you you are a good cook. You have that gonging

for you? And did you like my bowl? And a ya, it was good? Okay, that's that was with Venison. That's Venison that I murdered. Are you sure you're a hunter? Bad job? Bad job, bad job? My sharcasm is not coming acround. It's it's just part of how I grew up. And there's no threat, I swear even still, can you still be attracted to him if every time you guys hook up you have to look at a gun and kill count on his chest? What if I take a sharpie and just put an S in front of the

kill skill? Yeah, that sounds much more refined to me. Hey, Jillian, would you like to go out on a second date with John? We will pay for it. I don't know a lot of serial killers that make a good bull and ace, And I know a lot of serial killers. They're usually bad cooks. Would you like to go out with him on a second date? We will pay for it? Um, Okay, as long as we don't talk about guns or anything like that. No, No, I promise you I will not

bring it up. And I want you to be able to at least go back to the gym and hang out I don't want to take that away from me. I feel bad about that. Oay, So does that mean you're gonna go out on another date or you're just gonna go back to the gym? Yeah? No, I'll go out another date with him. Okay, make sure to call someone beforehand just in case. Yes, thank you, Jillian. Are you glad to know that John's not a murderer? Absolutely?

I don't want to see what other tattoos he does have though, Actually, John, do you have any other tattoos that I should know about? Why don't we Why don't we get together and talk about that? He definitely doesn't text in at seven eight five nine two says would a murderer leave permanent evidence? Come on now? Yes? Yeah? Talking about today's second date update if you missed it,

This dude named John wanted to call Jillian. They met at the gym and went back to his place, kind of fooled around a little bit, and then she left and she actually left her yoga pants there, and he sent her a picture wearing her yoga pants joking around, and he thought that was the reason she wasn't calling back. What we got her on the phone, we found out the reason that she wasn't calling back was because he

did take that pic your incended to her. She thought the yoga pants is kind of funny, but she didn't like the tattoos that he had on his chest. He had a tattoo on one side of a gun and then on the other side it said kill count and then notches and apparently he's an avid hunter and those are all the deers that he's killed, which I do have a bone to pick with him, because deer hunting not that cool. I mean, if you're like knotching down some elk you brought down with a bow, then we're

talking okay, buddy. Somebody else texts it in seventy five nights too, said, who the hell keeps track of how many deer they've killed in their bodies? I'm an avid hunter and I would never do that. It is a little stream deer kind of like forest rats. They're everywhere. They did agree to go out again, though, yeah, which is weird because you figure a tattoo like that if it's a big enough turn off, she wouldn't want to see him again, but she decided to go out with

him one more time. Like imagine going to the beach with him like stuff like that. Nobody's gonna mess with you. Like if he ever somebody's acting up at a bar and he takes off his shirt, they're gonna be like, Okay, fine, you win. Remember, if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. We'll give away another Vegas trip coming up in just a few minutes at eight ten two point five