Second Date Update PODCAST: Wisdom Teeth

she would wait a whole month. Either she's playing the really really slow game. Yeah, I've heard of the month rule. Yeah yeah, or two she's superstitious and only wants to talk to him on the thirteenth of every month just to be safe. I don't know. Let's find out. Oh my god, Clarissa, is that true? Hi? Hi? Hi? Yeah? Good? Which name? Oh my god? Okay, oh no, she regrets calling. We'll get to it in just a second. But first, Clarissa, tell us about the guy that you want us to

call today. What's his name? His name's Matthew, and we met on a coffee meats Bagel a month ago. Oh, I've heard of that one coffee meatst bagel. Ye oh is that what it was? What's that one about? Again? What's that dating app about? So it's like a normal dating app, except you have to pay for subscription. So I've I've been on a lot of the free onnths and I thought that if I'm paid for a subscription,

I'd find like better quality guys. I guess you know, Yeah, five bucks a month and boom, a whole new world of dating opens up. I hear, I hear. Yeah, you've never done it. Yeah, you're not swiping on Jose on coffee meeting Bagel. That makes sense because if the guys willing to pay to meet, then you must at least have a job. Yeah serious, yea invested. I was thinking more invested in the process, right, Like you're taking it more seriously, Like Jose said, up with people? So what

was that like? When you hit up Matthew? I mean, did you contact him first? I did? Um? What? So that's me about Matthew is that, first of all, he's really handsome, like not a conventional way, which is something that I love. Unconventionally handsome. Yeah, at all. He has really cute crooked dose that I find so endearing. Okay, yeah, I thought for sure she was going to say super old, because that's I mean, handsome and old people go together.

I usually say hot, but you know, a prominent bridge. Yeah, so what what did you and Matthew do? So we went out to his coffee and yeah, is that a requirement of the website that you have to get coffee stick and you have to eat bagels on the first date? Yeah? I don't know, but I love coffee. So I was really happy that we just needs God. And also I felt kind of like safer going out during the day, if that makes any sense, because there's a way for

you to get to know the person better. I think it's always so brave to go on a first date with someone you know, don't know without alcohol. Yeah, I do, Like, I don't think I could do it. Man. I'm always really impressed, even if it's a breakfast date. Right, yeah, all right, So how did coffee with Matthew go? It went really well. He told me about what happened to his nose and apparently it got broken because his four year old nephew punched him. Okay, so your future boyfriend

got beat up by a child. That's cool, I'd like super cute, super cute, or it says a lot about his family dynamic. But okay, so I punched him back. Yeah, he punched the baby. No, So anyway, so I told him that I was going to get my wisdom teeth taking up to follow week, and you know that I was really nervous about it, and he offered to drive

me there and picked me up. Oh wow, wait, you agree you felt not safe enough to go get a drink at night with this man, but you're gonna let him pick you up when you're in a state where you don't remember anything, like, well, you just talked about how you don't like being sober on first dates. So she's just following your leave. I don't know. We went from like zero to one hund So he did he actually do it? Did he take you to your wisdom teeth appointment? Yes? So he drove me there the following

week and picked me up. I think, I think, have you never seen a YouTube video of people after Why would you do this? Bhoby punched him, So she probably did. Yeah, but like you always say something stupid after you get your wisdom teeth out, like I know, I know, I just needed someone he honest, who was the only person available. Okay, okay, but it was really sweet. I got there fine. I know he picked me up, but I don't know what happened after or how I got home by him. But

of course you don't. Wait, you haven't heard from him since then, So you did something while you were high? Well, I don't know. I mean I texted him after just being like, think so much, you know, forgetting me home. I hope everything was okay and I didn't do anything weird or whatever, and he just like never got back to me. And that's been a month ago. Oh yeah, but it's forgivable. I mean, it's not like this guy doesn't know she was under anesthesia. I don't know. She

could have the truth. And I said some real perhaps to you for going a whole month without texting him. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I'm interested to know what you did or said while you were high on it aesthesia. So let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Matthew and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, Clarissa, Okay, thank you so much, hold on if you're just tuning in for the second date update. We're talking with Clarissa, who went out with a guy

named Matthew on a coffee date. She ended up liking him so much that she trusted him to take her to and pick her up from her wisdom teeth appointment. Yeah, so that happened, and afterwards he's not calling her back. He has it, even texted her to check in, and now she's Okay. Now, Clarissa, I know that after you got your wisdom teeth out, you were on the anesthesia. You don't remember a lot, But is there anything that you do remember from it that might explain why he's

avoiding you? So I have like a very blurry memory of the possibly drooling on him. Okay, I mean that's fine expected. Yeah, well I had my wisdom teeth taken out. It seems kind of typical. Yeah, I'm sure it happens to everybody. Yeah, but I think I also maybe I'm not sure, but maybe I try to kiss them too. I'm really not sure, I think. Also, Okay, I mean, what is this guy expecting when he's gonna pick somebody up?

I agree with he should be flattered? Okay, what you want. Like, the whole reason people pick you up from the dentist is just so they can videotape you and go viral, like they know you're gonna do something crazy and weird. Wow, Okay, I say yeah. I mean it could be a lot for a guy to handle the second time that you interact with someone. That's all we're saying. But let's find out. Okay, we'll see what he's thinking. We're gonna call Matthew right now.

You ready, Clarissa, Yes, all right, I'm gonna doll the number. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Matthew. Yeah, I'm calling from doctor Sherman's office. Oh my god, you picked up a female patient of ours recently, and while you're in the lobby, our receptionist said she saw you steal a handful of pens. We would like those back, please from a from a doctor's office. That's right, Okay, Oh okay, so you remember this please. I gotta be honest. I

wasn't expecting him to answer that. Yeah, sorry, Matthew. Um, I'm not really calling from the dentist. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing something called a second date update. Okay, somehow this just got weird her. Yeah. So the way that that works is if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll get in contact with them for you to try and figure out

what went wrong. And so you recently went out with a woman named Clarissa. Yeah, yep, Okay, Well, Clarissa emailed us because she says that she had a great time with you and really likes you and really appreciates that you would take her home after she got oral surgery, and she's hoping that she can see you again. I don't think it's the best idea that we go out. I mean, I don't know what you guys know. Did she tell you what happened? She told us that you

picked her up. I mean, you guys went on a date. First, you went and got coffee. She told us about that and had a great time, and she said she really thought that you were handsome and that there was a connection. Yeah. I mean, we had a nice time and she seemed great, but when I went to pick her up, she was dropped obviously after the surgery. Then the whole way home. She's just saying crazy stuff, And I don't know. I just don't know if it's the best if we see

each other again. Okay, we kind of thought to be honest. Yeah, but what could she have said? She was drug double lady. You knew she was. Clarissa doesn't remember pretty much anything that happened during the ride home, So could you maybe explain a little bit? This is really embarrassing. But um, while I was driving the whole way home, she kept making jokes about my height. Is that an issue for you? Like an area of self where you're self conscious? I'm

five to seven, I'm not that short. I'm taller than she is. Yeah, okay, okay, And normally I wouldn't necessarily care, but she was relentless about it. She was making jokes about it, like the entire way home. What was she saying, You're so tiny? You're like my tiny little uber driver. It wasn't really her. I mean, anaesthesia is different than alcohol. Right. With alcohol, I feel like you're still yourself. Anaesthesia, you become a who knows what your brain is doing. Yeah.

Can't you give her a break for that? I mean she said I needed a booster seat. Okay, come on, smart cars. She's obviously attracted to you. She told us again and again, how handsome you are, how excited she was about going out with you. Now I know how that four year old nephew hit you in the nose because look down on you. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, Matthew. He does not think it's funny. I'm sorry jokes on

this show, just so you know. Yes, yeah, I realized that, and I was surprised, I guess, just because I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in the beginning. But she just kept going. She went the whole time, basically the whole way home, singing the upa lumpa song to me when I tried to plow on. Oh my god, did you happen to catch any of this on video? Perchance? Um? I didn't. I was the only one there. Yeah, But if it had been on video,

that would have been the endemy. That would have been like a viral video about how any buddy. I mean, here's the thing. You have met her. We've only talked to her for a little bit, and even in that time, she seems like a lovely person who would never purposely hurt someone's feelings. No, she's a hide shamer. Are all women? I care? Exactly? You just kind have to take it and accept it. But you're okay, dude. Some of the hottest guys I've dated were short because they're not taken

by the tall ones. It looked like supermodels short. I'm five to seven. I don't know why guys okay, yeah, barely below average. I think ye. Look, Matthew, like, don't you want to at least give Clarissa chance to explain herself a little bit. I don't think it would matter. It was clearly on her mind. She obviously thinks it, so it was just coming out. You know. It's like the truth comes out when you're drunk. I think it's

probably like the same type of thing. No, it is not the same people now people see like little green aliens when they're coming off of their wisdom teeth. Like, it's not because they really believe in little green aliens. I know, but there was no green aliens. She was very accurate. I don't know. I'm not on anesthesia right now, but the truth is about to come out because I'm about to tell you, Matthew that Clarissa has been on the other line listening and she wants to talk to you.

Oh my god, I am so sorry. I just I cannot even apologist, and I am so sorry. I I don't think you're short. I think you're like a short guy, but like, I don't think you're short, like to sort, you know, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm so sorry I did all of that. That is so main If you called me a hobbit four times, oh I did not. Oh my god, Oh my god, Clarissa, you were a bully. I didn't know what I was saying.

I was drugged up. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, but deep down you must have had an issue with it because it's the only thing you talked about. I would be lying if I said I wasn't on my mind. But it's not like a deal breaker at all. It just sounds like Matthew, like, I mean, I think she's being honest. She doesn't care about your height. I mean it's something that she noticed, just like I'm sure there was some sort of something that you noticed about her

that she was probably self conscious about. Like, don't let your own insecurities stand in the way of somebody that you think is cool. Yeah, she sounds really sweet. She's not a height supremacist. It's not a real term. What do you say, Matthew. I mean, she's obviously very very remorseful about what happened and doesn't feel that way about you. Really wants to get to know you. And with that said, would you be willing to give her another shot? Because we'll pay for you guys to go out on one

more date. You're not sending us to an amusement park. We'll be too short for the road. There's the sense of humor. What do you say? One more date on us, one more date on you guys? And she wears flats. What do you think, Clarissa, I love flats? Something all right now? Clarissa sing us out oompah, no, oh my god, okay, Moving ninety two point five