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Second Date Update PODCAST: Why On Earth

Mar 07, 201816 min
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One of our listeners went on a great date and he has no idea what went wrong, except that maybe his balls were a little light. We called his date and then we figure out what was wrong... not with him, but with EVERYONE else.

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Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Ice Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lesic at Evergreen dot com rooking jewels? Second data date. You know, it always makes for a fun first date, putting on somebody else's disgusting, sweat stained shoes and then putting your fingers in bacteria filled holes, drinking really crappy beer out of glasses that probably haven't been washed in months. Of course, I'm talking about bowling.

Bowling is always a great first date. And Tommy's on the phone and apparently that's what he did on his first date from a girl who's not calling him back. Now, what's up, Tommy? Hey, he really set you up for a real romantic setting there, buddy. Yeah, you make me sound like a trump. Yeah, maybe you sound like a chump. That's just what bowling is. It's full of bacteria, all of bacteria. You know what, though, I thought it was a pretty good idea for a first day. I think

it was a great idea. There's an activity, there's alcohol, you can't go wrong. I wasn't saying it was a bad idea. I just said it's disgusting. Yeah, I mean it's still fun. I bowled myself, but you know then I d louse after. But you know, they always strayed that stuff in the shoes first. Yeah, anything, I think that's just deodorizer. Yeah, all right, before we talk about your actual day, tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call to day. What's her name?

Her name's Hope, Hope okay, And I did have Hope. And how'd you meet her? She was tagged in an Instagram photo I like, and she just looked really hot. She had a great smile and she had a great body, and so I DMed her, you know, like I messaged her and she responded that sounds like modern romance, right, Yeah. So then you guys went bowling, obviously, that's what your email said. How was bowling? It was low key. We got some fries, we got that bad beer that you

were talking about. There was only one fit that kind of was a little bit embarrassing to tell the truth. You know, we get shoes or whatever, and we go and we're like, let's go pick out our balls, and I come back. I got like an eleven or twelve, I can't remember. She's got like a fourteen or fifteen. She has a heavier ball than I do. So you're embarrassed because she's stronger than you are. Apparently, Well, I don't.

I don't like to say stronger. I just think maybe she's just a better bowler than like that is a really heavy ball. Yeah, I thought so, you know. And it's not like she's like a bodybuilder or anything anyway. So there was a moment there where I'm like, oh, really, you're throwing a fourteen. Did you make fun of your small ball? Not small, not small, just lighter? Like okay, did you make fun of your lighter ball? Maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit, but it was always signature,

you know. I thought it was pretty funny. Okay. I don't think that any woman has ever said I can't go out with him again he only bowls with an eleven pound ball. I actually would argue with you on that. I feel like that probably has been said before. If you were super into bowling, I feel like somebody would care about that. Was she good at bowling? Yeah, she was good, Okay, so maybe it did turn her off.

Maybe she's a big time bowler and she's like, dude, I don't have any She did beat me, but we did place a little bet on the game just for fun, you know, like whoever one pays for like the next round. And I mean I want to kind of say I let her win, but I would be kind of lying if I said that, Yeah, she beat me, all right, but then I got to pay for the drinks as well. You know, it's like perfect. It doesn't sound like anything that would turn somebody off to me, No, me, neither.

We had a blast. So everything went well. Or was there anything else that you feel I could have turned her off? I mean that was it. Like the conversation was flowing. Everything was great. But when I asked if she wanted to go have dinner something, because we're just having like cries and drinks, and I was thinking, like, yo, you want to go have dinner? As she said she already had plans after which to me was a little weird that. I don't know. I think some people do

that just so that out, No, not necessarily. It could also be because they want to like leave you wanting more and not spend all night with you. You know, they have a good time, or maybe they have a really busy schedule and they just can't fit in bowling anywhere else. Yeah, but usually those people will call you back.

It sounds like Tommy hasn't gotten a call back. Trying to give hope for hope anyway, Like I thought we had a blast and I wanted to keep going, and she had duck out, and so that's kind of what it was left. Okay. And have you heard from her not yet, not at all. Okay, And you've tried to reach out to her, yes, but you know, I'm still got home. We're gonna do a lot of those yeah, Okay. I mean it's kind of built in, isn't it. Yeah, it is really easy, and that's how we like to

do things. So that's cool. Thanks for that. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, great, thank you so much. All right, man, hang on looking jubil in the morning. There's that old saying it's not the size

that counts, but how you use it. And today's second date update might actually prove that right because Tommy is on the phone and Tommy thinks that his date got screwed up because of the size of his bowling ball, or should I say the weight of his bowling ball. He met a girl named Hope on Instagram and they

went bowling. He says, the only awkward thing that he can think of about the experience was when he grabbed his bowling ball and she grabbed hers, and hers was like three pounds heavier, and she kind of joked with him about it, and he thinks that maybe somehow that actually turned her off. She doesn't like a man with a light bowling ball. That cannot be it. That is so ridiculous. So you're telling me that you're so perfect

that there's nothing else she could possibly find unattractive about you. Hey, I'm not perfect, but we had a really good time, and that's the only thing that I can think of that was like an awkward moment. Okay, well we'll find out. We've heard weird things in these second day updates before. Who knows. It could have been the color of bowling Vallue show I hate blue. Yeah, you know, it could have been my nose for all. Now we're getting somewhere.

I think, all right, well, I'm gonna dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she isn't calling you back. Here we go Jessica. I'm leaving right now, like right this second, I'm out the door. Hello. Hello, Yeah, hi, I was looking for Hope. Wait, who's this? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It sounds like you were expecting a Jessica though I thought this was her. Yeah, no, this isn't Jessica. I have I do go by that name sometimes, but

not in these Okay, who are you guys? My name's Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Sounds like you're in a hurry a little bit. Yeah, but can you tell me what's happening? Well, try to make this quick. Okay, Hope. Like I said, it's a radio show. We do a segment on a show it's called the Second Date Update, and we got an email about you from a dude named Tommy that you went

bowling with. Oh okay, and I know that you are probably pressed for time, so can we just have a few minutes to ask you what happened with Tommy and why you're not calling him back. I mean, that's like a like a couple of long story for me to tell someone I don't know right now? Okay, Well, really is it. Yeah, like, how long is it? I promise we won't keep you on very long. We just want to know the reason he's confused because he liked you. Okay, I don't. I don't know you guys, but if you

need to know, Like, I didn't like him. I found out he's a flatter with her and I didn't like that. Wait what did you just say? I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you. He's a flat earther, Like he thinks the Earth is flat flat, he is not a flat earth. Yeah. We went bowling together and when I got my ball, it was a Brent blue ball, and you know, I was just like, oh my god, it looks like a globe. It looks like the Earth, and he goes, yeah, you know that the Earth is flat. He was a joke. No,

I asked him. I was like, you're joking, right. I was like kind of laughed, and he was like no, And he started to give me fact like one weird obscure fact after the other, and it's just like turned me off, like completely, And that would be a definite reason I would not call someone back. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm just like not trying to date a conspiracy theorist right now. But wait, you could go

on another date and talk about chem trails. You know, I don't even know what that is, but I'm not. I'm sure. I'm sure Tommy does. I'm sure Tommy knows all about it. Probably sure. He didn't mention anything to us about you guys arguing about whether the Earth was round or flat. Well, I didn't argue with him. I just sort of like sat there and listened, and then immediately it was like, Okay, I just need to get out of this. I just need to get through this

date and get out of here. And that's what I did. I think that's actually smart because those arguments never go anywhere. Yeah, exactly, because logic is not on his side. No, no, logic is not on my side. No, no, no, logic is not on all of your side. I need I had a field on the conspiracy, like Tommy, Hold hold on one second, to hold up, Hold up, Tommy, I I need to see if Hope is still Hope. Are you still there? Oh my good? Yeah, Yeah, that's Tommy. He's

on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, I'm here. Why I'm here? Yeah, I think he wants to preach. I don't want to preach. I just want to teach first. He's not around glow. What is going on right now? Yeah, I've been listening the whole time, so now I know what's going on. Why what? Sorry, Hope. That's how these things work is we ask you about the date, and then we reveal the fact that the

person is on the other line. And in our defense, he didn't tell us about the flat earth thing, because if he had, we wouldn't have called you. Yeah, well, it's not a thing. It's not a flat earth thing. It's it's reality. It's what it is, dude. Every science text you see the Earth is round. Like you're just you're just drinking that cool. A. You're just drinking that cool due to the math. I have done all the research A math serious? YEA. I do have one question.

What happens at the edge of the earth if we're flat? Yeah, it is a wall of ice. It is a wall of ice. It is flat, and then it ends to a wall of ice. I actually have a friend who has been there, photographic evidence of the wall. I'm not the only one that believes this guy. Yeah, that's a

disturbing part. No, you know what. The disturbing part is that you don't know the truth, like and that you are just living in ignorance hope, Like I no, This is why I didn't even want to argue with you on the day, is because I knew this is exactly what would happen, as you're just gonna hammer me with all these weird obscure You had a friend of a friend of a friend who's seen this wall of ice. I don't want he's my friend, he's actually my friend, like my really good friend. Yeah, I do not care.

This is what I wanted to avoid. This is why I didn't want to even use your eyes, use your ice, hope the world you use your eye like a friend. The horizon is flat, there's no arc. Okay, Okay, Tommy ereon literally like speaking to know, but like I'm not gonna be swayed to like believe the Earth is flat because you're arguing with me, you know what I mean? Like, have you been to space? Have you seen the round Earth?

Have you been to space? No? No, I haven't been to space, but I do have a friend who spend to space and he has seen it, seen the same friend that saw the Wall of Ice. No, it's a different friend. I have comple friends. Oh my god. Okay, Tommy, calmed down for just a second. Okay, calm I'm flat, Like I just know what's up Flat Earth aside. This isn't how you're gonna be able to go on dates with normal people. You can't just be normal people. I know I'm a normal person. But you're just arguing, like

you're arguing for these conspiracy theorios. This is never going to get you any success, right, hope. Now, guys are the conspiracy theorist. I'm the one that just knows what's up. My god, Like this round Earth thing, Okay, you know I didn't want to go out. Every footage you've ever seen of this whatever round Earth, it all comes from NASA. It all comes from government stuff. Right, So the only thing that proves the fact that we are on a

round Earth is NASA. Government don't believe it. This is just like Philly, like I want to go out before, and I really don't want to go out with you now, Like if you're just going to hammer on about how you don't trust the government, like it's not just me. Oh my god. A list celebrities that are that actually believe this thing too. It's not just me, you think people that are in the know. There's somebody from bon Jovi that I think, like one of the members of

bon Jovi. Oh, well, that dude, I'm sold. Then That's all I needed was to sign up. Hey, if bon Jovi co signed something, I'm all in. I'm not a weird though. You just need to realize that I have the knowledge. Okay, well, Tommy, maybe it's because we're all in the illuminati. Who knows. Don't get me started, all right, that's I do not want to go get started. The point of this whole thing is not to argue whether the Earth is round or flat, to see if you

can get a second date with Hope. So, Hope, would you like to go out with Tommy on another date? We will pay for it with money made up from the government. Absolutely not. Now, yeah, I couldn't either, because you know what, I don't want to waste my time with closed minded people, you know, like I just I just want to spend my time with people that know it's up, that that are actually thinking and can look behind the scenes and know what's actually going on in

the world. So you know what, I hope have fun living in your fantasy round world. Um, and I'm gonna be in I'm gonna be in reality over here. But good luck, Okay, thanks, Yeah, and I hope you and the member of bond Jogi have fun bowling some bad peers and tank to so you know, have a good time with that will. I was gonna say sorry you didn't get a second date, Tommy, but I think you're glad you didn't get a second No, I'm good, I'm good, all right, Hope. Thank you for your time. I know

you were rushed to appreciate you talking to us though. Thanks. Can I go now? Yeah, you're good, Thank you, and all right, Tommy, be sure to email us anytime. No, anytime. I'll keep you guys updated. You guys updated, do it? Yeah, Live long and prosper buddy morning. The text in at seven eight five nine two that says, I'm so glad the aliens provided us with radio signals so I could hear that second date update me too, good point brooking jewel in the morning and today's second date update. This

dude Tommy wanted to call a girl name Hope. They went bowling together and she wasn't calling back. You couldn't figure out why. The reason why is because he believes in all sorts of conspiracy theories, but most importantly, he believes the Earth is flat, and they argued about it throughout the date. He didn't tell us that part because korn him wasn't like a huge deal, but he like, he wouldn't let it go. I mean, he was so passionate about it too and argumentative. Well so maybe it

would just be exhausting. It is exhausting for them because they have the truth and they're trying to share it, but none of us want to hear it, you know, I see, none of us have an open mind to the fact that he said there's an ice wall at the end of the earth. That's why we don't fall off. Yeah, because it's friends been there's buddy, yeah, and he's got a buddy that's been out of spacet of buddies. Yeah, yeah, right,

I think they're all ballers. They both decided to not go out again because she thinks he's crazy and he thinks that she's ignorant and not willing to have an open mind. Yeah, that's problem. If you want to do a second day up date. All you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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