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Second Date Update PODCAST: Where’s My Wallet!?

Dec 11, 201912 min
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The guy in today's Second Date update is VERY ANGRY... he met a girl last night, and woke up this morning, in a rage! Now he needs our help to make this whole situation right. Can we get to the bottom of what happened? Listen in the Second Date Update!

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Are you single and feeling out of the loop? Put away that mouse and get out of the house. Join in the Loop, Seattle's brand new activities club just for singles. Put in the Loop singles dot com today looking jubels second date update. You know a lot of people ask me how do I get my email to the top of the list for a second date update. There's a couple of things you can do. One, you can put in your subject line I need help asap and the

police should probably be involved. Oh yeah, that one is a good attention getter, but that's still not usually enough. But if you say it in all caps, then you're yelling and I can't help. But notice your email. And that's what Aaron did today. Aaron send us an email that said exactly that, in all caps, that he needs our help and he thinks the police should be involved, and we have to do this right away. Aaron, how

are you great? Dudes? I'm gonna oh my god. Should we call the Should we be on the phone nine one one instead right now? That's why I'm calling you. I think so, and I'm not. It sucks. I'll tell you that. Everyone's While we get emails for the second day update where like somebody goes you have to do this right away. I need your help and normally like huh, how pressing is it? And I read it and it's like, now we could do that in a week, relax, But

I believe Aaron. Aaron needs our help today. Aaron, you want to tell everybody why? Well I don't really want Yeah, okay, so okay, so long story short, come home after an at the bar, a little too drunk, and things are going well with a lady and everything's that's that. I'll just say it went really well right until I woke up this morning. That's pretty much. And that's that's pretty much it, right until you woke up this morning. So last night you brought a girl home. Yep, what is

going on? What's the problem? All right? So I mean like I wake up this morning and you know she's gone, which is not a problem to a big deal. There at a bar, you know things in well, that's how it's supposed to go. But with her gone is my wallet? So you think this girl stole your wallet? I'm telling you every time when I get home, it goes right on my kitchen counter right then right inside the door.

I have everywhere? Are you everywhere for this thing? Are you sure you just weren't wasted last night and you left it somewhere? No one under one percent? It is on my kitchen counter when things go to the bedroom. I know that for sure. And I wake up this morning and it is gone? Did you know this girl at all? Not before last night? So you know, perfectly, great example of why not to be doing something like this.

But you know things are going too well last night and you know everything's all great, But I wake up this morning and this Amanda girl has gone if that's even her name, because why not? So yeah, oh my god, Hey, so you want us to call her and try to see if she stole your wallet? Well, see that's the thing, right, Like, I'm calling her because I have what I think is her number when what I think is her name in my phone and she want to answer me, so like

that's a big red flag to me. So it's like, dude, if it's just a mistake or if like or she can help me out, all you gotta do is call or all you wanna do is answer. But then I'm I'm sitting here freaking out and she won't even answer a call. So that's what I was going to ask you. That's what I was going to ask you. How many times you tried to get a hold Have you been calling her all day trying to get your wallet back?

I started just like a call, and I sat more and thought about it, and I called her like two or three more times because I was like, dude, just answer a call, like we we we know each other a little bit now, if you know what I'm saying. So like just helped me out. And did she seem sketchy at all? Not at the time, like everything went well like it. It wasn't like she was like, hey,

let's go back to your place immediately. It was kind of one of those things where I was like, oh, it's great, have a drink, let's hang out and have a drink. Skin So, you know, like just it just went. It felt like it went really well right up until I woke up and she was gone. So you're you really think she robbed you? You You don't just think you could have put your wallet somewhere and forgot dude, Like

I said, I know where it was. And more importantly, she won't answer me, like just just be like hey, even it's even a text and be like sorry, I'm busy right now and helped me out. But like it's just it's nothing, and it's making me really suspicious because I have no idea if this is even her name to start with, or do you said that you called her? Did you also text her too? Yeah? And nothing. You

haven't heard a word, nothing nothing. I was like, hey, really important, you give me a text back, helped me out, you know, and then nothing done. I'm sitting here. The more where I'm the longer I wait, the more stertin I am to just hold my wallet, not even kidding. So she doesn't. But you didn't accuse her via text, like she's not going to be on the defensive, no, because I mean there's no no, not yet, been like

not yet. And that's why that's why you got that pissed off email from me, because I'm trying to be cool to this girl, but I have no idea if I even should, and I'm trying to get some help. So you want us to do this and not the police. Yeah, I want you guys to do it that way. If she's a thief, I want to make sure that everybody knows here it on the radio that she's steal people. If she turns out to not be a thief, do you want to do a second date with her? I mean,

I can't even care about a second date. I want my wallet back, all right. I like it when the second date update turns into this before we've done it with like a watch getting some guy's watch back. Now we're gonna play a song, come back, call Amanda and see if she stole your wallet. Okay, yeah, I hope so, all right, we'll get your second date update right after this. Looking in the morning, today's second date update really isn't

even about the date at all. Aaron is on the phone with us, and today he wants to call a girl name Amanda. They met last night, got a little drunk, went back to his place. When he woke up this morning, the girl was gone, and so was his wallet. And he's convinced that Amanda took his wallet. And now she won't answer any of his phone calls. So he wants our help to see if we can get her on the phone so that he can talk to her and accuse her basically of stealing his wallet. All right, Aaron,

are you still upset? Are you serious? Of course? All right, My god, I'm about to dial the phone of her right now and get her on the phone. Okay, all right, did you have a lot of cash in the wallet? I forgot to ask. It is enough stuff, man, you know, this is like everything is in there. It's like my debit card, my credit card, like everything is in there, social Security card. No, I'm not that dumb an idiot. All right, I'm gonna do the phone of it right now. See if we can get on the phone and get

your wallet back. Okay, yeah, let's do this. Are you okay? Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Amanda? This is Amanda, Amanda. How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who are you? Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I don't I don't know. It's a radio show. Okay, nothing, big listener, Amanda. I'm just gonna cut to the chase real quick. Okay. You

went out with a guy named Aaron last night. Yeah, all right, And Aaron emailed us this morning to see if we could call you because he's been trying to get ahold of you because he says that you stole his wallet when you left this morning. What. Yeah, Aaron says that you took his wallet. Did you take his wallet? No,

he thinks I took his wallet. Yeah. He's saying that you guys hooked up last night after meeting at the bar, and when he woke up this morning, you were gone, and so was his wallet, and he's convinced that you took it. Yeah. I woke up this morning because they had a meeting at work. I woke him up. I told him that. He was like, yeah, I told him I had to get to work. I like, I told him I was leaving. But I didn't take his wallet, as you know it. What Amanda, that's Aaron. He's actually

on the phone. What the hell, Amanda or whatever your name is. I know you didn't have my wallet. My name is. Who the do you know I took your wallet? Wallet? No? What? You were so drunk? Look around your apartment for your wallet. I did look around my apartment. The reason it's not there is because you took it. I didn't take your wallet. We are making on the couch. Did it fall behind the couch? Did you look there? Are you serious? Amanda? Did you drink? I'm a huge idiot. That's the first

place I would look are you say? Yeah, I do think you're the biggest idiot. Don't look around your apartment, go with your kitchen. How dare you accuse me of stealing from you? You pieces actually believer? Really? Yeah? Put am I supposed to think? I wake up? She's gone. My wallet's gone. I've looked everywhere in this apartment. She's accused of me of being that dumb Amanda. Did you take his wallet? No? I didn't take his wallet. I don't know what this is about. Tell me to go

look in the kitchen. Tell me you gonna listen to me, you guys. Tell him to go look in the kitchen and look in the fridge, Lodge, look in the fridge. Who put the fridge? The wallet in the fridge? Who serious? I'm not doing that. You are so drunk all people put their wallets. And let me look in there. Oh it's not there. Big surprised because I know somebody else has it. Who left this morning? I don't have it's in your apartment. I mean this is not Let me

go look in the oven real quick. Oh guess what, there's no wallet in there. Oh let me hold on, let me go look at the microwave. Real quick. That sounds like a great idea. Let me popped this microwave open. Here's everybody, Aaron. You gotta you gotta calm down. I mean, you guys have to have some sort of a conversation about this. Aaron. Are you there? Hello? Oh? Put it in the microwave? Actually, why I put it in the microwave?

I didn't even go in the kitchen. You kept going in there slamming, said you were being funny about it. You drunk piece of oh my gosh, my microwave where no one puts the wallet ever, and all of a sudden, magically it's there. Aaron. I highly doubt that Amanda hit your wallet in the microwave. I don't know why somebody would do that exactly. Who puts a micro wallet in the microwave? Are you being serious right now? I said, where he is? You did? You did? Dude? Eron just

owed up to it. You made a dumb mistake when you were drunk. Why are you so angry? Still you have your wallet. I don't know who to believe in this, but I don't trust anybody. Aaron. You said yourself, you were drunk. You don't think you could have put it in the microwave. Dude, who puts in the microwave? All of a suddenly you have a terrible idea of looking a fridge. I don't know, in the microwave. I've been really drunk before, and I've done weird things. I've put

my wallet in weird places when I've woken up. Never a microwave, though, But what weird drunk Amanda? Well, well, Amanda, thank you for thank you, thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you for wasting mine. Aaron, at least you found your wallet. Yeah, I took long enough to find it. Don't you want to apologize to Amanda for accusing her of stealing your stuff? I can't even figure this out right now, but yeah, I guess I'm sorry that. You know. That's just yeah, I guess

I'm sorry you're that Amanda. He guess is he's sorry? Wow? That's sincere. Yeah, I guess he's a head basically all right? Hey, you know what I would love to ask you, Amanda? If you will go out on a second date with Aaron, we will pay for it. You're kidding me, now, No, I'm serious. I really want you to go out another date with Aaron. I'm never going on another date with Aaron. What you go on a date with Aaron? You can put your somewhere and I'm not. No way I'm going

out on a date with Aaron. I don't know where my wallet's gonna end up. Aaron, at least you got your wallet back. No second date, though, Yeah, I guess I know to look at a microwave next time. Can I go back to work? Now? Are we done? I don't know, Aaron. Are you done with Amanda? You have anything else to accuse her of? I don't know. There's anything else in my apartment that I should know about. Broken jupil in the morning. We got bad, you know,

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