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Second Date Update PODCAST: Weirdest Guy Ever

Apr 04, 201718 min
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Today's Second Date Update could end in one of TWO ways: a beautiful love story...or a federal RESTRAINING order. The guy on the phone creeped out not just his date, but everyone in the studio. Find out why by tuning into the podcast!

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Rooking jewels. Second up, people often talk about the one that got away. Well, you know, people wouldn't use that expression if they'd be smart about it. And when that one gets away, you hunt them down and catch them so they'll never leave you again and they will be yours forever. I feel like that involves duct tape and it shouldn't scare. And that's why Craig is on the

phone for a second date update today. His email says that he went out with a girl about a year ago and then she slipped out of his grass, and so now he wants to hunt her down and make sure that she never leaves his side again. What's up, Craig? Hey, Yeah, that's how you guys doing good. Are you ready to hunt down the one that got away? Oh? Yes, I have to get her. You know, as if destiny we

would definitely be together. What are you talking about? I was joking round about the creezy part, but you sound just straight up creeping Greg. I'm just saying, you know, when when you have just a connection that we had, it was so perfect. Are you screwing with us right now, Craig? No, But honestly, we hung out like a year ago. And I called her and she never called me back, and her phone was just connected and I just didn't get

in touch with her. And then randomly sea at a bar, I just saw hanging out with her friends and I had to go over there. Had to talk, Craig. I know that I'm very sarcastic with people, and I mess with people a lot, but I feel like, now you're screwing with me. Oh no, it was. It was wonderful. You had to be there. I was at an antique shop. You were at an antique shop. Yes, an antique shop. Okay, so you're saying that's where you met her. No, I was just collecting some things and I was at an

antique shop. Okay, help me with this. So he said, you went out with her a year ago. And then why are you talking about an antique shop right now? Because I loved antiques and she loved antiques. That's where I met her. And then I saw just picking out some things, and I was like, let me help you out, and it was perfect. I am so confused. Did you actually go on a date with this girl a year ago? Or did you just talk to her in some random antique shop? Asked afterwards, if she wants to get coffee.

She said, yes, okay for each other. You guys, you are really creeping me out really bad right now. How am I creeping? I'm just I'm talking to you. That's how I talked. You're talking about destiny and love over a girl you met a year ago that you had a fifteen minute coffee date with. Yeah, you weren't. It

was amazing. It was beautiful. And by the way, we've had a second date updates like this before where someone said I saw a person walking by, we shared a glance and I'm in love and Brook you've been like, oh my god, this is gonna be amazing. So about chasing them down for a whole year and hunting them down? In another sponge I talked about the hunting down. I don't know who's talking about. Never Craig never said he hunted anybody down. Craig, you didn't hunt her down, right?

I googled her. Everybody was. I wasn't hunting everybody googles people or facebook stalk to them. You didn't legitimately stalk this person, right, No, like I was saying. I googled her, I went on her Facebook. I looked for her friends, and I just followed her. I mean, you wasn't creepy though you followed her online or in person. Now I'm starting to decide with broken say that we can't do the second day update because you're stalking somebody. I am

going with my gut on this one. I was just walking around and I happened to see the bar that she usually goes too, and I just stopped by. And that's why I ran into Oh yeah, because you normally know where a person hangs out all the time when you just go to coffee with them. Well, yes, we had a conversation. We talked like, I'm not creepy. You're making it sound like I'm creepy. We talked for a while and we go get coffee. She told me her

favorite bar, and I thought, hey, maybe she might be there. Okay, so you didn't fully stalk her. You knew her favorite places to go, and you just went hoping that she would show up. Yes, isn't that what we all do? Okay? So here here's going to be the key in this whole puzzle. What was her reaction to seeing you? Because if the feeling's mutual, great, I'll give you a pass. She was very surprised, in a good way or a

bad way. I believe it was a good way. I mean, she saw me, I bought her drink and we talked for an hour. Okay, so she hung out with you for an hour? All right? To me? That would say that she likes you, Yes, at least a little bit. Thank you? Or you were following around the barn? Say, how was the conversation we caught up? I asked what she's been doing for a year, what happened to her phone?

How was her friends doing on Facebook? Well? You asked her all that you checked in on her friends on Facebook, So you grilled her about where her phone was and her friends on Facebook and everything. Look, it's not weird. You're making it sound weird. I didn't know how to reach out to her, so that was the best way I could do it, because you don't have to find out where she was. So I had to talk to her friends on Facebook, and I was very caring and

her phone was disconnected. How to reach her? Okay? Well, God, let me ask you this. It's a long story, I know, but how did everything end with her the last time you saw her? I talk to her? Well, the last time I saw her, it ended normally, all right. She said she's gonna call me, and then I didn't hear a call, so I decided to call her, and her phone is its connect to at Her phone is disconnected again. Yes, okay, you guys realize that she's disconnecting her phone because she

doesn't want to hear from this weirdo. Oh maybe it's not true. You never know, it could be this whacky coincidence. No, I have protecting her. I'm thankful that we can't get up. How we're not gonna be able to get a hold of her. She has a disconnected phone that actually her iced out to one of her friends, and she's given me a different number. Friend should give you a different number for okay, Yeah, all right, Craig, Well, hold on the phone. Okay, we're gonna play a song, come back

and get your second date update. All right. I'm so surprised to doing this, but thank you, thank you. So I feel like doing this is just a public service, all right, Hang on the phone. Fucking jubil in the morning. I have never heard such a beautiful love story. Oh my gosh, it's like the one for today's second date update. Craig is on the phone with us, and today he

wants to call a girl named Jennifer. Craig went out with her about a year ago, and after they went out, somehow her number got changed or disconnected and he couldn't get ahold of her for a whole year. And then cut to a year later, Craig is at one of the bars that she frequents a lot and he runs into her coincidence, and then she has drinks with Craig and then after that her numbers disconnected again. What a strange coincidence. But Craig didn't let that stop him. He persevered.

He ended up hitting up one of her friends to get her new number. And now we're about to call her and find out why she's not calling Craig back. Greig, Jess, maybe dawn on you that she wants nothing to do with you. She's never said those exact words to me, okay, And I refuse to believe that until she says it, okay. Oh yeah. People change their number all the time, all

the time. That's crazy. So if we make this phone call and she says never talk to me again, you will, honest to God, honor that request of course, I'm not a creepy stalker. All right, man, Well, I'm gonna dial her phone number and get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling you back. God bless you. There we go. Oh my gosh, So, hi is Jennifer there? This is her? Hey Jennifer, this is Jewbil from brook and Jewbil in the morning. How are you great? What's

going on to day? How's your day going? Everything cool, Everything's good, wonderful. Just call him to check in. Is this some kind of joke that you're playing. No, it's not a joke at all. You went out on a date with a guy recently, and he liked you so much that he emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling him back. Okay, I haven't really been on a date recently though. Actually this is you know what? This is actually two dates you've been out on. Who

who emailed you? Who is this? Well I'll start out by saying you went out with him over a year ago. A year ago. Yeah, and you guys just reconnected. His name is Craig. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Are you kidding me? I'm so freaking out for you right now. Oh my god, So did he get this number? I have a different number. I changed my number. Yeah, he told us that actually he got your number now because apparently he hit up one of your friends on Facebook

and they gave him your new number. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, I don't know which friend it is. We need to find that out. I cannot believe someone would give my number out without even asking me. So I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and just guess that you don't like Craig very much. That's a good guess. Yeah, is there a reason why? I don't know what you know already? But I met him at an antique store, and he was there because he, I guess, also likes antiques.

But the entire conversation I wish that I could remember word for word what exactly he said. But it was so so strange. He would ask me about like previous relationships were like, and I'd be like, oh, this is kind of what has happened in my life, and he's like, well, when i'm your boyfriend, blah blah blah blah blah, not like I guess I was your boyfriend. But when I'm your boyfriend. And I was like, Okay, that's a little too intense for me, especially going for tolf hour of

meeting someone. Jennifer, that's the power of positive thinking. I say, you're already doing it, and you'll do it. Happened? Why did yeah? Why didn't you run just then? I mean just even those words alone are enough to be a trigger point for me. It was a trigger for me. And he reached out to me over seventy times through protext and Facebook, and then I disconnected my number so that he couldn't get to me through my phone. Numbering over seventy times? How long the times? When are we

talking about just like a couple of days? Was this was over the entire year? It doesn't matter that any messages over the course of a year all ignored. Now you never replied to Nope, not a single reply. What did you do when you saw him in the bar? I would have pissed myself. I heard his voice first, and I instantly knew who it was. He was behind me and he said hey, Jennifer, and I was like, literally hated. My stomach dropped out because I knew it was him, and I turned around and I didn't know

what to do. I'm sure my face was pure oh God. And because I didn't know what to do, so I just said high and then he sat down next to me and he sat there for almost an hour talking to me, right, and then luckily I was meeting someone and they showed up and we left and went to a different place. Yeah, because it felt like you could just leave the bar, he's gonna follow you, and then that's even creepier because you're in a back alley somewhere

with it. Here's my question, though, Jennifer, why did you give him your number again? That's a good one, yeah, Jennifer. Well, I didn't know what to do because I felt like those sorts of situations I'm very uncomfortable because I hate to say no to people. So I was like, I'm going to see him again. Is it going to be more awkward if I don't give him my number and like I turn him down at this bar in front

of everyone. Or should I just like give him my number and then avoid him like I did last time and just ignored the situation, which is probably not the healthiest approach. But I wasn't sure what's do. Hey, I don't blame you whatever you needed to do to get out of it. I am fully supportive of you. So basically, he's a weirdo who loves himself from Jenner and Jennifer does not love herself from Craig. No, I do not

love myself from Craig, Jennifer. I need to let you know he is on the other line listening to this conversation what and he wants to talk to you, But oh my god, I will not put him on the phone unless you want to talk to him, because at this point I feel like he could be a weird stalker. Dude, you make the call on that. I could just hang up on him, or if you like, want to just tell him off one last time, you can. It's up

to you. I mean, I guess at this point, I guess he heard everything, which is when I was kind of avoiding. So maybe just maybe I should just tell him this is at least not face to face. I'm not afraid of I'm not afraid of him on the phone with you, guys. Yeah, don't hang up on the crazy stocker. I mean, you don't want to make him angry, Craig, are you there? He you guys, Hey, Craig. Craig, did you did you hear what Jennifer was saying? I heard?

I don't. Maybe I did something wrong, Jennifer. Hi, how you doing? Hi? Craig. Just great, hear your voice again. I'm so glad I got in touch with you. Oh God, Okay, listen. I honestly don't know what to say to you. When I saw you at the bar, I was like a little overwhelmed and shocked because I have been avoiding you, and I'm sorry if that's hurts your feelings. But you're very intense and maybe someone will appreciate that intensity. I do not. However, I find it to be very odd

and it's a little overwhelming. But we we got coffee. We had a good time. I'm not saying that we didn't. It was nice chatting with you. It was fine. But I'm not interested in you, and I will never ever ever want to date you ever. Not gonna happen. That's really clear, Craig. You cannot miss hear that. I just I just I don't don't understand. I mean, we had a great time. You was there, I was there. We got a drink. Like how you're too intense? I changed to my number twice so that you could not get

a hold of me. I thought, I thought sudden just happened to your phone and you had to change in line. I nope, nope, that was me on purpose. So you don't want to date me? Oh I do not at all? Do you know what, Jennifer? You're being very clear and obviously you don't want to date or get more coffee, so I'll leave you alone. I'm sorry. Are you serious about that, Craig? Yeah? I mean if she don't want me to bother her, she's just told me she didn't have to change her number twice. What so you're like

a reasonable crazy person. Yea, yeah, I'm not a crazy person. You never said nothing to me. She didn't respond over seventy times. I thought you were busy. If she would have said you don't want to see me, I would have stopped. Oh oh my god, Oh my gosh. I I would have known that. That's a lot easier than what I was doing. Craig, I just need to ask again, just I wouldn't feel right if I didn't get clarification again. You're over it, then you know you're not gonna try

to hit her up anymore. Yeah, she has nothing to worry about. She wants to Craig out of her life. Craig's out of her life. I almost believe him. I guess I'm glad. I'm sorry, but I think this was for the best. Jennifer the future reference. If you don't want to deal with men, just tell them you know what they'll do to leave you alone. Okay, good advice. I'd still be changing your number one more time, Jennifer.

I might actually, Craig. I'm sorry you didn't get a second day out of the deal, but at least now you're free to move on. Yeah, yeah, I guess. I mean I spend a whole year looking for her. I feel so stupid. Oh god, I think we all kind of do, Craig. I think we all kind of do. Broken Jupil in the Morning text in at seven eight, five nine two that says this is why communication important. People Tell people how you feel. Don't avoid the truth,

and you won't have crazy stalkers or unresolved feelings. Breck and Jewel in the Morning talking about today's second date update. Craig, it's kind of a weird, dude, let's be honest about that. But Craig wanted to call a girl named Jennifer. They met about a year ago and he has been in love with her ever since. And he finally reconnected with her probably because he stalked her online and found out

where she was. And by probably you mean exactly after she changed her number twice and tried to get away from it, and he kept bugging her to meet up and go out, and she wasn't responding to anything. So we got the two on the phone. He was very he's creepy, Okay, I get that, but she said, look, I'm not interested in you, and then he goes, oh,

you should have just said so. Yeah, So her mistake changing the number and everything else should have been a clue that she wasn't interested, But she never outright said to him I don't want to go out with you. She just avoided him change your number and he didn't get it for whatever reason. So she said that to him at the end, and he was like, oh, yeah, cool,

that's all you needed to say. You should have just been honest, because I thought maybe it was an accident that you changed your number and didn't let me know. I love how people are texting in Oh it's totally Jennifer's fault for having a crazy stock or yeah, because she wasn't clear with the way she felt. No, they had coffee for fifteen minutes. People, Well, this guy is creepy and she still needs to do some sort of like,

I don't know, go into hiding. He sounded perfectly rational, because if you ever go missing, he will keep looking for you. He will find you. Closure, he will find you. He all he needed was a little bit of closure, and he's like, all right, fine, I'm done. Screw you for not being honest. I wasted I wasted two years investing in this relationship. Remember, if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who

didn't call you back. And I hope we all learned the lesson about honesty today. That is not the lesson honest Moving ninety two point five

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