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Second Date Update PODCAST: We Got Duped

Aug 18, 201617 min
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Nobody in studio knew how to react, after what happened in today's Second Date Update. It's definitely outrageous... and it may be one of the wildest ones we've ever heard on this show before. Find out what went down in the PODCAST.

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Rooking Jewels Second dat Date. When I was reading the email that we got in for today's second date update, it felt like I was reading the script to like a bad, cheesy sitcom. I like food flying everywhere, people hitting their head on things and giving themselves bodily injuries,

tripping and falling. At some point, I think there's probably a glass window being moved across the busy street and they go out in the middle they almost get hit by a car, then they'd get back to the curve and almost and then finally at the end of it, they dropped it and it shattered everywhere. At least from the description of the date in the email, it sound like crazy hijinks ensued the whole time. Sarah is on the phone, Sarah, was your date really as bad as

your email said? I was that bad? But I really like him? All right? Well, take us through what happened. And then, because there was a lot of stuff going on in your date, I know, I kind of staged out. Basically, I met this guy Luke at a party and we instantly headed off. And he's pretty much everything I've been looking for. He's tall, he's smart, he's funny. Where's a funny hat with a propeller on it, and ycle no,

but I should have been wearing all that. I mean the night of the party, I guess because I'd had a couple of drinks, I was pretty cool. You know. We played ping pong, we were like laughing, and we ended up kissing, like the first night we met. That's awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Did you guys go on a date after that? Yeah? So that night he was like, do you want to go out for dinner or tomorrow? And I was like, oh my gosh, this is it, Like

I have met the man of my dreams. WHOA That is so much pressure to put on yourself going into a first date. I know, I was freaking out. I was so excited to hang with him, and I guess that's where the wheels kind of came off, and that's where everything unraveled for you. Huh yeah, it uh, you know kind of went up in smoke. Well, describe to us what happened, because from all the details in your email,

it's really funny sounding. I mean, I'm sure I wasn't funny at the time, but some of the stuff that you so embarrassing. The way jubil described it sounds like he slipped on a banana peel, pretty much like I dropped like spaghetti all over my dress. I was just laughing and he was making me laugh and I accidentally just kind of hit my water glass and then in an effort to save my spaghetti, I picked up the

plate and it just went over my dress. So I pictured the table flipping over and you're possible flying into the air, water all over the ground. It was totally some wily coyote like roadrunner stuff. It was really bad. I had verbal like diarrhea. I could not stopped talking about my grandparents, my dead grandparents. What do you say about Like were you crying? I was just like, oh, you remind me my grandpa. You know, he fought in

the war, and I don't even know what. Like, it just went on and on and so he obviously you think that he's not calling you back because you were a little clutzy and kind of weird. Yeah, but I mean it's kind of his fault. He made me really nervous. It's so cute and like so charming. I mean, I was giddy. I felt like totally embarrassed by how crazy I was acting. But like you know he was adorable, So you're really fallen for this dude? Huh? Yeah, I

felt really hard. Twice I walked out the door of the date and someone hall hoped in the glass door for me, and I smacked right into it. Literally. Yeah, we were thinking. I was thinking figuratively, but apparently not on this date. You actually fell out to the ground. It's true. I literally got hit in the head with the door. I have a knock like a boose egg on my head to prove it. Did you what did you do when you ran into a glass door and

almost snacked yourself out? Okay? Well, this party is kind of like a rom comb because he actually caught me and yes, and walked into the car like Jessica out of a rom comb. He's so sweet and made me just like fall in love with him even more. He caught you, you locked eyes and it started to rain the rom comb. Say that the klutzy girl is always the one that gets the guy, all right, I don't know not in this case. Did you kiss after the date? Well, he actually drove me home and locked me in my

door and we had a romantic kiss at the door. Okay, and if you tell me after that kiss, you turned around and smacked your face on your closed door again. I'm gonna to anything else weird happened after that. The only weird thing that happened after that is that he didn't call me for a second date. And how long has it been since you heard from him? A week and a half? Calling me? I love him so much? You love them not calling me? Don't don't I'm okay, don't say that. Do you mean that for real? You

love him? Or you're just like kind of being like, oh I love this guy personality. No, I love him. We connect like a great time, even though I was a total clutch. Okay, Well, we'll play a song, come back, and we'll call him and get your second date update. All right, thank you so much. I need your help so badly. I've got to get this guy back in my life. All right. Well, well, while you're on a hole of trying not to like hit yourself in the

head with the phone repeatedly, okay, brooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for the second date update, it can pretty much only be summed up like this, coming this fall to the CW Sarah met Luke at a party. They went out and shared some laughs at a restaurant, and then the unthinkable happened. Her Italian dish spilled in her lap and her water fell to the ground, and then when leaving the restaurant, she accidentally hid her

face on the glass door. That's right. Although she got a kiss at the end of the night, she's not getting a call back and she thinks it's probably because all of the wacky hijinks that ensued on her first date. Today second date update is called Spaghetti with a Side of Love coming this fall to a station near you. You need to work on the title. I think it could work. Yes, Sarah is on the phone with us today.

She wants to all the guy named Luke. She said that her first date with him was just a string of errors, and she thinks she's not getting a call back because he might have thought she was a little clutzy and a little odd because she also brought up her dead grandparents on the date. And in the first segment, Sarah, you said that you love this guy. Yeah, I'm crazy about them. Wow? All right? Can I just just some girl advice once we talk to him, do not drop

the love word again the rest of this conversation. Okay, we'll see. I don't know if I'll be able to hold back. Girl. Are you ready to make the phone call? Yes? Okay, here we go. Oh these two kookie love birds make it work. I'm sorry, the promo for the TV show is just running through my head right now. I can't concentrate. Hell alright, got I speak to Luke please? Hey, Luke, how are you? This is je Bull from Brook and

Jewel in the Morning. All right, sorry, a radio show. Yeah, we're a morning radio show and we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. What does that mean. It means that one of our listeners really wants to reach out to you because you went on a date with them and now you're not calling them back. Okay, May I ask who this person is? Yes, you may. Her name is Sarah, and you guys recently went out on a date an Italian restaurant, even kissed at the

end of the night. But she's been trying to get a hold of you and you have not been returning her phone calls. Sarah from a party Sarah, Yeah, she said, you guys met at a party before you went out and then we went out. Is that a question? Yeah, she told us about your date. She said you met at the party and then went out for a nice evening at italian restaurant. She thinks that you're not calling her back because she had spilled food at one point and then kind of knocked her head on a door.

Or is this is this some sort of weird joke. I mean, I met a Sarah at a party not too long ago, but we haven't There wasn't a date after that. You didn't go out on a date with a girl named Sarah, No, sir, did you, Kiah? Make sure I got the right guy? So you didn't meet a girl named Sarah at a party and then take her to dinner at an Italian restaurant. I met a girl named Sarah at a party and we hung out for a little bit and things were fine at the party.

But I haven't actually seen her since the party. Okay, it's confusing because she gave us a timeline of about a week and a half ago. Was this about a week and a half ago? Correct? The party was about a week and a half. Did you kiss Sarah the Sarah that you met at the party? We did kiss at the party, and actually, I mean since the party. I've tried to get a hold of her, but she hasn't answered the phone or returned any of my calls. I don't know what the hell's going here. I'm trying

to figure out why we would have bad information. I don't know you're so Sarah from the party really called you guys? Yeah, I called them because you won't leave me the alone Luke who say night tax get the away from me? Stage five Clare Sarah, Yeah, Sarah, Sarah from the party Sarah, Yeah, but one, you won't leave alone because you're stalking me. You're a psychopath. Leave me alone. I don't even know what it's going on right now. I don't you want to wear my skin? That's what's

going on? Your psycho? Who is? Who is this? For real? It's Sarah. I had to come and do a radio station to get you to off my back. What I don't? I don't. I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah, neither do I, Sarah. Did You've made the whole story about your first date with this dude up from the meatball spilling on you to hitting the door to the kiss at the end of the night. Yes, you made it up. What would you terrifying when you're getting stock by a

psycho killer? Man? Wait? Is it that bad? Sarah to? You keeps calling me day and night and then I get text messages NonStop. He's emailing me. He facebooks me, Like, how did you even get my email? Oh my god? It's like it's like I did do you gave me your number at the party. I tried to call you. I see you a couple of texts, you like, maybe get a drink sometime. You wouldn't even respond to my text? Yeah,

because you're psycho. Like even contacted a friend of mine and started and you know, getting in touch with her. I'm ringing NonStop and like, you take the hands. If I'm not getting back to you, I'm not interested, Luke. Are you really like contacting her on Facebook and email and you contacted her friend? Is that true? I mean yeah, like I reached out, emailed her, and I reached out on Facebook, but it was only it was after she didn't respond to text or a phone call, so I didn't.

I mean, I didn't know what else to do. I mean I really liked her. I thought that we hit it off pretty good. It wasn't like a psycho thing at all. There's not a body bag, it's not It's just I just wanted to hang out again. I was just being a little persistent. Oh my god, a little persistent, like persistent isn't and calling me night and day, having flowers all over to my house, nailing me, text messaging me, calling my workplace. You called me at the firm, and

I've got people, you know. Are you not over exaggerating? Am I not over exaggerating? What? It's a Shakespeare? What does that question means? Sorry about this? What do you What do you mean? I'm not over exaggerating. Now you're telling me how I feel. I'm just asking if you're over exaggerating. That is he really sending flowers to your house and calling your office and all that stuff. Yeah, he's doing all of it. Yeah, I'm calling you guys. Why do you think I killed this elaborate ploy to

get him away from me? Oh my god? What did the text message is say that he's sending you? What does it matter what the text messages even say? I just I saw a girl at a party. We hit it off. He gave me your phone number and that and that's it. Like I just I was trying to reach out, that's it. And yeah, okay, so I sent you flowers and that's like I wanted you to know that I liked you. I didn't think it was creepy. I was just affectionate. I just wanted to say, hey,

are you thinking about you that? Do you think it's sweet to give me flowers? How did you even find out my address? One on trial? Right now? I was I was trying to do a sweet thing. You call a radio station, you crazy? Hey, Luke, Luke, Hey, Luke. You know what though, man like I gotta take her side on this. You shouldn't be sending flowers of somebody's house if you don't know where they live. And it's like the first time you met them at a party.

Wait a second, man, you're you're taking her side right now? Yeah, liety, she told you we went on a date at some Italian restaurant and even happened. Yeah, but she she won't even respond, She won't even text me back. Yeah, but she said the flower thing, and you didn't deny that, And to me, that's a little much. So I get where she's coming from. Wanted her to know that I liked her. I was, hey, thinking about you sent you

some flowers. Let me be guilty. You know what I'm done with you now now you know how I feel and me the alone. Okay, Hey, Luke, are you still there? Whoa was that guy? I don't know. She she lied to us and said that you guys went out on a date to get you on the phone, obviously to tell you to back off. And I think after this conversation, it might be a good idea for you to back off. Yeah, back off, that's great. Like's like back off from the girl who's being lost her mind and called her radio

station just to get me to leave her alone. Yeah. But dude, if you're doing all that, if you're Facebook messaging her friends and texting her day and night and calling her non stop and sending flowers to an address that she didn't know you had, you can't You can't see her point a little bit, dude. She never even wrote back to the very first text face. Man, I was just reaching out. All she had to do was let me know, just let me know straight up that

she wasn't interested, and I would I would have backed off. Yeah, But like after a week of not hearing from her, that should be a sign she's not interested. You know what, man like to leave me alone with have fun calling another dude out of his work day and ruining that guy. All right, I will have fun. Okay, So they've both hung up, and at this point I have to do it every time, no matter what. I would love to ask if they'll go on a second date with each other. Hey, Luke,

would you go out with Sarah again? We'll pay for it. Yeah, sure, she sounds cool. Sarah, would you like to go out with Luke? Yeah? Here's this lack and very much congratulations a successful second day and update. Thanks you guys, he sir h, thanks a lot. Dude loves in the air. Wow, thanks appreciate it. In the morning, you've made the whole story about your first date with this dude up. Yes,

you made it up. Terrifying when you getting stock by a cycle killer man text in at seven eight, five to nine two that says Brook and Jewel just got played. Yeah we did. If you missed the second date update, this girl named Sarah said that she wanted to call a dude named Luke. They had a fantastic date and she was in love and it was the best date ever. We got the guy on the phone. They didn't even

go out on a date. They met at a party, hooked up, and apparently he wouldn't leave her alone, and she thought the best way to get him off her case was to lie to us to do a second date update where she could just yell at him and tell him she wasn't interested, which is weird because I mean,

we invite all sorts of stalkers onto this show. I don't know why she just couldn't have been truthful, for a lot of people are texting in at seven eight five to nine to two saying why couldn't she have just texted him and said she wasn't interested instead of going through all this trouble to do a second date update. Another text in at seven eight five to nine two that said he seemed sweet. Persistence is just not something a lot of guys do anymore. I'm sorry, I am.

I have had a guy drop off a gift at my house and I never gave him my address, and that is just like it's yeah, he delivered her flowers to her address, but she never gave him the address, so that freaked her out. I think I think Yeah, I think. I think they're both a little nutty. They might have been. Yeah, they should actually definitely go out on a second date.

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