Second Date Update PODCAST: Watch What You Eat

don't even know how that happens anymore. How you don't, like Jason, You didn't look up this person online or anything before you went out? No, I didn't even know her last names. There's no way to really Yeah, I just knew her name was Lauren, So her first name is Lauren. Dude, I would have searched every Lauren within the three online. You must really trusted whoever set you guys up. Well, I didn't really know. It was my

co workers sister. What I mean the co worker. I love my coworker, John is a great guy and I trust him, so I'm sure his sister you know. Um? Oh wait, his sister set you up or his sister is Lauren that you went out with? No, his sister set me up with Lauren. OK. Yeah, that's a weird way to get set up, Like, how did that happen? I was just talking to my co worker one day, and you know, he sort of knew I was doing the online dating thing, and he said, his sister has

like a ton of girlfriends. Why don't we just talk to her and maybe set something up. So I was like, all right, I'll let you do that. Literally the next day, he gave me Lauren's phone number. Wow, his sister is efficient, Yeah, very efficient. And so then that day, literally that day, I texted Lauren and scheduled a date for the next night. Wow. Wow. So what was it like when you showed up? Oh? It was actually confusing. First, are you Lauren? Wait? Are

you Lauren? Who's Lauren? My co worker gave me a description of what she looked like. She said He said that a she sort of look like if Taylor Swift had like an older sister or something, which, obviously for me, I was like, that's great. You know, yeah, he gave you a description of a generic white girl, like easy to look for a blonde white chick. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean I thought it was a pretty good description. I knew what they meant basically. Okay, And how did

the actual date go? Did you guys hit it off? Oh? Yeah, right away? It was awesome. Um, there were I mean a few weird things, I guess, but it's just like first date jitter is probably just like awkward pauses or what do you mean by weird things? Well, she I don't know. She I asked her if she had any like dietary constrictions and everything, and she just said no, she eats everything, which was kind of, I don't know,

kind of a red flag for me personally. Wait, what you want somebody who's a little more high maintenance to deal with that restaurants? Is that what you're saying. I'm just saying I care about where my food comes from, and I'm sort of looking for somebody with the same mentality. Is that? Wait? Did you tell her that? Tell her what that you're looking for somebody who cares about where their food came from. Oh? No, of course, I mean I didn't tell her that. I just told her that

that's how I feel about it. I didn't I didn't push that on her, I just said that, you know, I'm I'm very conscious of what I eat. I told her, I don't really eat any cheese at all. And if I am going to eat meat, I make sure I know that it's grasshead, beef, arranged chicken, all that you know the name of the cow. I mean, not that far, you know, but you want to know. I mean it's

really important. And I got in a long conversation with a waiter about this like vegetable ratitui, and I had conversation with them about all the vegetables that were in it, making sure like which farms it came from. Oh Man, as a woman who eats everything, also annoying, Like this has to be the reason. How is it annoying? Well, as a dude who had an ex girlfriend, they used to do the same thing, also annoying. Yeah, all of us are in agreement that I think it's I think

it's like kind of should be respected. And that's a thing. You're pretentious about it, because not only do you think it's not annoying, but you think it should be respected. Like that's the only way there's gonna be any change in the food industries if people like me who ask questions and cares. I guess okay, but maybe not like pushing it on applying date that that's my own personal like I live on that kind of stuff. Well, did she seem bothered by the million questions that you had

for the server? Not that I could pick up? No? I mean okay, So everything on the date seemed fine for the most part. Yeah, um, it was not very convincing. Yeah, so after she knew that I was a health nut, she did order lasagna, which is kind of like, you know, yeah, tell me about it. Did you judge her for her food? I did not say anything. No, I didn't say anything. But did your face say everything? Did your face say it?

I mean, there's so much cheese in that. I mean, just imagine, imagine what's happening afterwards, you know, oh yeah, or what's not happening, depending on how your body reacts to it. Right, some people's bodies processed cheese. Great. I can eat a block of cheese and have zero issues. Oh, I'm so jealous that that can't be. It's true, It's really true. I still drink milk as a grown adult with dinner. That's so disgusting. That is awful. Do you feel like she knew that you were judging her for

her food choice. I don't know. When the waiter came over and she said, yeah, I'll order the lasagna, there was like a laugh. I had a laugh. I was a cuff, you know, just sort of like out of surprise. Oh that was it, though, that was it. But you're surprised that she's not calling you back after your date? Yeah, I mean I made sure I tipped really well because I know I can be you know, I realize that I'm kind of a pain, you know that good questions

and stuff, So I tip well. Okay. The other red flag was we were getting ready to leave and she was like, oh, sorry, I have to go. My uber is already here. And I didn't even know that she had called an uber. Oh oh that's not a good sign. Yeah, definitely a bad sign. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It obviously didn't end well for her. Yeah, she's gonna just leave like that. Something happened. I don't know. I mean, I think it's I think we're looking into it a

little too much. I am curious though, why she hasn't responded to any of my texts or calls. Okay, well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. All right, sounds good? All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning second date if you're just joining us for the day's second date update. Jason is on the phone. And Jason might

be the most positive person ever. Yeah, because he went out on a date with a woman named n He sort of asked a million questions to the server because he's very particular about what he eats. He then quietly judged her because she ordered lasagna, and even not so quietly because at one point when she ordered it, he laughed at her and she ordered an uber when he didn't even know she was ready to leave and just took off. But he still thinks the date went good. Jason,

are you ready to give her a call? Yeah, let's do it, Okay, I gotta. Even though with that recap, you're still positive. I mean the way you paint the picture, you paint it with some ugly colors, but that's not how I remember it, Okay. And I do got to give you credit, Jason, because we came down hard on you when you told us about how you like to eat. How would you describe your eating habits. Um, I would say smart. Okay, you said smart, we said high maintenance.

But the thing is is that you were okay with that. You're self aware and I think we can convince her to see past it all. Oh yeah, okay, okay, optimism. All right, Well let's give her a call and see if that is the problem. Here we go, let's do it. Hello. Hi is this Lauren? Yeah? This is hurt Lauren. How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, I'm sorry, I don't know who you guys are. Brook and Jewel in the Morning is a radio show that is on the radio and we have

some people that listen to it on the aforementioned radio devices. Um, okay, okay, okay, So now you know who we are. Yeah, I guess I technically know what you do. But why are you calling me? That's a good question too, Yeah, or you want to answer to that? Okay, my bad? Yeah? What is there something? Do I need to give it? What's happening? No, I'll go and tell you. I wasn't. I just wasn't

sure if we were all clear and everything. I'm calling you because we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update, And recently you went out with the dude named Jason. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, and Jason listens to our show, and so he emailed us wondering why you haven't texted him back after you guys went out to dinner. He seriously did that that's real, this is real. Yeah. I don't know how I would have had that information on your phone number to randomly

call you out. I think she was hoping that you were going to say, it's not real. Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what you guys want from me, I don't I don't know. We just want you to tell us why you're not calling him back, Like was the date really bad? Because listen, he recapped it for us, and to me, it sounded like it was a terrible date for you. Yeah, it was a little crazy. His whole situation that he's got going on, like his food stuff.

That's what you're talking about, right, Because when he told us like how particular he was about food and knowing where it came from and judging other people's eating habits, we all told him it's too much. Man. Yeah, he hits a little OCD about that and like, you know, with the notebook and everything. Like I it's like insane to me. What's the notebook? Does he track like his food? Uh, it's a little more than that. Well he didn't mention a notebook to us, No, not at all. Okay, well

he left that out. Um what's the notebook? Um? Oh my god, I can't believe I'm talking about this in the radio. Um. So, halfway through dinner, he gets up, ends up to the bathroom and then he comes back and he pulls out this little black note you know, like how journalists you know, like in movies, right, You're like they're like, oh, let me write this down the right hand time. Yea. He pulls that out of his pocket and this tiny little pencil. Then he pulls out

his phone. He tells me to hold on, and he starts writing in his notebooks. He's like looking at the sky, looking at his phone, like he's very contemplative and like, you know, I was like, are you writing things about me? Yeah? Weird, you know, And he told me that part of his dietary regimen is writing down his bowel movement immediately after they happened. Shut up, shut up, I'm I'm being dead, and so he takes a photo of them too. What's his No, So that's why he was looking at his phone. Yeah,

that's why. Yeah, that's what he was writing down, like the color of it, but consistent. So gross. Man. He did all of this at the table, like he didn't do it in the bathroom. He came back and pulled out the notebook. Oh my god, after sitting down with me, what did you say? I just I didn't, you know, I didn't really say much. I was just speechless, like I had no idea what to say to somebody that

was that weird, like and wait, weird. Just to clar it's not because he has like some sort of disease or IBS syndrome or no. He just said that he wants to make sure that he's healthy and it's about his health and so he just tracks every single poo and a log of it. And that was like that

was it for me. I was like, Okay, I gotta get out of this because he was already kind of rude when we ordered food, and I was just I just immediately ordered out, like after we were done eating, and I just got out of air as quickly as I could. Oh, I do not blame you. Yeah, I don't think anybody does, Lauren, except I know one person who probably would blame you, and that's Jason because he's actually on the other line. I wants to talk to you.

Wait seriously, yes, Oh my god, Jason, Hey, Lauren, what is coming all casual? Oh god? Yeah? And nice and nice to talk to you again, Lauren. Dude, what is up with the book? Why didn't you tell us about a poop journal? What do you None of you guys do that. No, No, I don't keep a log of it. I might take a peek once in a while to see if it's looking okay, but I don't like write it down in a in a book and at the table. One of you has to. I mean, at least take

pictures of your poop. Oh my god, you are so gross. Dude. You're making it seem like I'm like this weird freak about poop and everything. But I'm all. I'm literally, all I'm doing is watching out for my health, which everyone should be doing, all of you should be doing right now. But I guess I'm the only one around here that cares. And no, I feel sorry. I care. I care about my health and fine. You know, I glance a little bit the amount of you eat. Okay, don't. I don't

care that eat. Lazannia Lasania is the ship. Okay, you listen. Listen to me for a second. You're being rude. Okay, this is so out of dare you eat? It's not good for Jason. But I can't process that stuff. Jason, Listen, if I want to do that, pull out your notebook in the bathroom, like, do that in the stall. Yeah, that's a good point on especially in a first date. Do not pull out a book of poop and look at a picture of your poop at the table. Stop

saying poop like it's like derogatory or something. Everyone does it. It's not weird. Okay, I'm sorry your feces journal, like you just you don't do that on a date. That's not what I mean to do. That's something I would find out like a month or two in. Do you know what I mean? It's rude actually to look at poop at a dinner table in a restaurant. It's disgusting. It's not rude or weird. It's just like I mean, you're telling me that you don't do it. Everyone does it.

I know what people can see that, like other people at the next table we're eating, didn't want to look over at your phone and see poop. Seriously, Jason, it's gross when you walk into a public bathroom and there's somebody's number two just sitting in the toilet unflushed. It's even more disgusting if you have pictures of it on your phone and you're sharing details about it. Well, okay, I agree to disagree. Okay, but this is just how I live my life. And do you guys disagree with that?

Obviously you're unhealthy and educated. Stop black, It's not funny. I'm just trying to educate you on bowel movements and keeping track of them is Thank you for the education. I appreciate it. You're welcome up. Well, if you would listen, maybe you would actually learn something. Oh well, Lauren, would you like more of an education? Would you like to get a second date with Jason? Will pay for Well? I really I really don't. I'll go talk to no. No.

I think I'm good, honestly, ohs their body. I actually feel kind of bad for poop shaming Jason. I don't. But seriously, Lauren, I recommend you start doing it. I'm speaking to you as a friend. Now, you want to live a long life, it might help. Okay, I'll talk to my doctor. Thank you well, Well, thanks for your time, Lauren, Yeah, no problem on it. And Jason, I think that maybe you and I should talk about an idea I have

for a coffee table book. If you got time, broken Jew in the morning text in at seven eighty five nine two says, I bet that guy sends great holiday cards in the morning, and we're talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Jason wanted to call Laura. They went out on a date. They went to dinner. He wasn't getting a call back, and we found out the reason he wasn't getting a call back is because he's a picky eater. Yeah, and he told us that,

but it's not necessarily because it's the picky eaters. Because during the date, he went to the bathroom and then he came back, pulled out a notebook, started looking at his phone and taking notes, and she wasn't sure what that was about, and she found out it was because he tracks every single one of his movements and writes it down in a little notebook because he likes to keep track, and he looks at a picture, takes a picture of it, and then describes the picture in his

notebook as well. So Shoe's kind of grossed out by that. Kind of is an understatement. And I don't know what's worse, like that or the bad jokes that have unleashed on our text. He turns into a party pooper. Yeah there, Like, I just give me a new app idea, my Pooh, and you track your poop. It's not a bad idea, and you should look at it occasionally to make sure you're you're healthy. I am sure there is already a

Pooh tracker. Think yeah. Jake or digital guy is shaking his head, yes, because he knows all things about the internet, so apparently he's already downloaded it all things about poop. Yeah, I think both. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a second day, I say, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person that didn't call you back. By the way, they decided not to go out on a second day, and he was judge with everybody saying that we didn't realize how

important it is. And there hasn't been one person texting in that wants to take him out of date. Oh no, I know. He'll find somebody though, and they'll sit together and track their pooh for the rest of their lives. Yes, US point five