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Second Date Update PODCAST: Watch Me Whip

Sep 16, 201916 min
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One of our listeners recently met a girl on Tinder... and they both went into the evening FULLY EXPECTING to hook up!! However, something seriously strange happened just before things got started that sent this man's date RUNNING from his apartment... Listen to the podcast below to find out what this man did!

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Rooking Jewels Second date Update. Today's second date update is gonna be pretty exciting because it's filled with celebrities. WHOA, that's right, Kevin is on the phone and today he wants to do a second date update with a girl named mary Anne, and apparently their first date involved a lot of celebrities. Yeah, how, I want to know what's up, Kevin? How are you? Hey, man? How are you doing? I'm good?

So I hear your first date was a star studded affair, Like, yeah, definitely, what you do like take her out to some red carpet event or something. No, my day was just talking about celebrity gossips is the biggest letdown of her today. It wasn't quite as exciting as I made it sound, was it. Uh? No, it wasn't. Your email said that you guys talked about celebrities the whole time. Why, well, I guess he was really into celebrities. She's really into

the kardash and all that. What's happening? I'm not. I have no idea what's happening in that world? So wait, how did you meet this girl? We met on Tinder? Oh? Okay, and did you have any idea that she was celebrity obsessed before you went out with her. You know what, Towards the beginning of the date, she was going on about all these celebrities, and I just told her, you know, I'm just not a part of that world. And five minutes later, I'm like, Kim Kardashian did what I will

say as someone does a lot of celebrity gossip. Man, your first date with Mary Anne was just YouTube gathering about celebs. It's definitely something I never thought I'd end up doing, but it's kind of fun. You know. We went on for like two hours, and you know, I just I just went on because you know, I didn't know any of that. So I was asking her who's married to? Who, who's dating? Who? I was I was writing a map on my napkins us. So, do you want to do a second date update to go out

with her again? Or you just need some more celebrity gossip just another fit? I wouldn't I wouldn't mind another celebrity update because it's in a couple of days now. But I definitely want to go on a deal with her again too. Why do you want to go on another date? What did you like about her? So much other than the celebrity stuff. You know, as much as she could talk, she just never stopped smiling. And I

thought that was so great. That isn't one of the sweetest things I think that anybody's ever said on a second date. Update. What did the night end like? Well? I wanted to take her back to my place so I could get on her what. Yeah, I know, I liked her smile a lot, and I was hoping i'd get her back to my place so I could just jump on her back right as we walked in the door. I was just being honest with you, That's what I

wanted to do. What did you guys do? So you went out to eat or where were you when you were talking about all the celebrity stuff. Yeah, we went out to eat, and you know, after we ate, I asked her, you know, let's go back to my place. Yeah, she said yeah. So we went back to my place and we were hanging out watching a movie, you know, next Licks and chill, and I said, you know, I'm gonna go change in my room. I'll be right back. I come back, and she's gone, Wait, you pulled the

I'm gonna change to something more comfortable line. Well, I was dressed up for the occasion, you know, so I wanted to relax and kick back and dressing more comfortable clothes, you know, and encourage her to do the same thing. I'm not that she would change a bit, and hopefully she would hopefully just get out of the clothes that she was wearing. That's all you wanted, hey, Yeah, And then when you walked back out, there was like she was nowhere to be found. She was literally gone and

the front door was wide open. Kid. Do you have any idea why she would just jet like that? I have no clue. Maybe she didn't like the movie It was so bad that she ran out of your place, leaving the door open and ran down the street. Is there any chance that maybe, you know, in the couple moments by herself, she was able to rethink the situation and realize she didn't want to hook up with you. I mean, I don't know. It seems like a pretty

weird thing to do to just leave, did you. I mean, obviously you've tried to reach out to her, yeah, I mean as soon as she was gone, I texted her a few times, where did you go? And I just got nothing back? Nothing, not one text message. Literally nothing. It's not a good feeling. It's like this date didn't even exist. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's kind of how I feel. It is really weird, like no one would know that I went on a date with her and she was gone, And what am I going to tell

my friends? Maybe she was a little celebrity gossip angel that just dropped out of having that at night to share some updates with you and then leave open up the gossip world for me. All right, Well, we'll play a song, comeback, call her and hopefully find out why she just split from your place that night. And if I might add, I'd like to get a second date with her so I could get on her. Well, we'll

do our best to help you get on her. Okay, Bud hang on, I think man brooking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update and if you're just joining us. Kevin is on the phone and today he wants to call a girl named Mary Anne. All Kevin wanted from the date was to quote get on her. But they went back to his place after hanging out at a bar talking about celebrity gossip and whatever. There was a moment when he said, I'm gonna go

slip into something a little more comfortable. Well he went to go slip into whatever that comforting thing was, and then when he came back, she was gone and the door was still left open, so she just ran out of his place. He tried texting or tried calling her and has gotten no response. So it's a mystery where did Mary Anne go? And will Kevin ever be able

to get on her? Vin's I mean, I just don't get it, even if something happened, you know, even if you know there was an emergency, or did you ever say to her like, hey, I'm gonna go slim into some more coumpable and then I'm gonna get on you. I mean, and I didn't say the second part, okay, because if you said that, then I can understand you be like, all right, I'm gonna leave. At no point in the conversation did I say I want to get on you. I just told you, guys, okay, good. I

think that's a good decision. Kevin. It's not an object you ride, Okay, it's not a fun Ferris wheel game. Well you're doing it the wrong way. Then I agree, Kevin. Well, let's give Mary Hanna call see if we can get her on the phone and find out what we're wrong that night. Okay, please, I'd really like to know what happened. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking to speak with Mary Anne. Hey, Mary Anne? How are you? My name is Jebil and I host a radio show

called Brook and Jewel in the morning. Hello, Okay, what's up? What's up? Not much? How are you doing today? Hi? I'm I'm doing well. Confused, but any idea why I'm calling you? I'm really hoping I want a big price. You might have one a big price. I don't really know how tall he is or how much he weighs. He could be big. I have no idea. What did that mean? That means that one of our listeners emailed us because they want to do a second date update with you. What do you know what that is? Have

you heard the second date update before? I've heard it sometimes on my commute. Okay, I'm now trying to think. You know who's im going to date with? Well? His name is Kevin. Oh rings a bell? It sounds like, yeah, it does. Well. We just talked to Kevin and he told us that you guys met on tender and went out for drinks. It spent a lot of time talking celebrity gossip and stuff, and then went back to his place. Oh wow, Okay, you guys know all of that. Yeah, we do. We also know that at one moment he

went to go change and then you just left. Yes, I did. I did do that. He said that. He said that you left in such a hurry that you didn't even bother to shut the door. Yeah. I got out of there as quick as I could. Do You mind telling us why? Um? I don't know. It feels weird to air his dirty laundry, you know. Yeah, but he wants his dirty laundry aired. That's the whole reason he emailed us. Yeah, but this is not It's not going to be great for him. Really. I don't know

if he knows what he's asking for. I feel like I did a public service at this point. If you had to leave a man's place that quickly, he needs to know. So you guys are sure, yes, dying to know? So you have to tell us you really want to know? Yeska, So you guys basically know the whole date, right, Yeah, unless there's anything he hasn't told us okay, so he left to go to the bedroom to go change. Yes, he was kind of in there for a while, you know, and I got kind of bored, so I thought, oh,

I'll surprise him in the bedroom, you know. I thought, oh, that would be fun. Okay, So but I opened a door a little bit and he didn't see me. But he's laying out stuff on the bed. What do you mean, like clothes to change into or something? No, Like, god, this is so awkward, like stuff that he didn't clear with me before, stuff that he didn't clear. Can you just tell us, like, what's stuff? It was kind of

dark in there. I really couldn't see. There were a lot of things, but I for sure saw a pair of handcuffs and a whip on your first you're telling me that he was laying out like perverted like objects on the bed for you. Yes, he was preparing to go all fifty sheets of gray on me. I didn't know. There is never a discussion beforehand, like what are you into? Are you on the same page as me? No, talk about celebrity goss the whole time. That is so forward.

Are you sure that's what you saw? I'm ninety nine percent sure, and that's why I was scared, and that's why I had to leave. He's into the handcuffs and whips, you know. Yeah, that's more of a relationship thing. Once things get stale or something, or a second date, yeah whatever, you guys, at least you talk about it before you just bring it out. That's the point. Yeah, I know. I mean he couldn't at least picked a movie choice

to go with it. It breened me out, so I left. Okay, So basically, you think he's a pervert and you don't want to talk to him. I mean, I don't want to shame anyone for their sexual preferences, but I don't want to. I mean, I got scared. I left. I don't want to talk to him. Okay, Well that's a shame, because Kevin's actually on the other line listening and really wants to talk to you right now. No, yeah, Kevin. Oh hey, Marianne, whoa, Oh my god, I can't believe

you're on the phone. Well there, there's no other way to get in contact with you. But now I realize why you haven't. Uh oh, we gotta can't listen to it without being kind of creeped out. Now, Kevin, Okay, give me a chance. Then give me a chance. I I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to say that, and it was just a precaution. I didn't know that if you were down with it. But I just wanted to be ready.

You know, Kevin, what's your plan there? Like you start making out with her and then you go, yeah, you know, you know it takes you, It takes you five minutes, and you know what's needed, and I can, I can, I can do it all. So you're you're a pleaser then, Kevin, is what you're trying to say, I'm a what pleaser? Yeah, that's all I was trying to do. If that was something that she was into, I would have had her. If it wouldn't be opposite, then I would have had her.

I would have held you, Marianne. I would have held you if you wanted to be held, and I would have whipped you if you wanted to be flipped. Wow. It just really freaking me out. I'm really glad I ran out of the room. Well, for the record, those handcuffs you saw it, they weren't for you, they were for me. Kevin, Can you really not see how this is? Maybe a little too much the first time you meet somebody. I mean, I can definitely see how it could be

too much if it's not your type of thing. But you know, if it's not your type of thing, then I wouldn't have presented it to you. But I don't know who you are. Everything you say, Kevin, just gets creepier and creepier. How do you do it? I'm impressed. I'm not trying to be creepy. I'm just trying to be real with you. I'm an honest person. That's me at heart. Yeah, maybe a little too honest, Kevin. I'll ask the question though, Maryanne, would you like to go

out on a second date with Kevin? We will pay for it. No, the handcuffs are not in my future, and they shouldn't be a hit. Marianne. That's a shame, because I can do lots of things. You saw one part of me, and I can I can give you more. And I really like your smile and every like I really like to see you again. No, you freaked me out beyond all retair. I am freaked out. All right. Well, well, Marianne, if if you ever do come around to see the

joy of whips and and you know, handcuffs. I'll be here much if I change, sure I'll do that, but nope, I don't think I will. All right, Well, Kevin, I'm sorry you didn't get a second day. Yeah. Well, at least I know now why she left. Yeah, and I think you've ruined the dating game for every Kevin on Tender ever after that. Maybe I helped it, Maybe we know them broken jewel. In the morning, I got a text in at seven eight five nine two says I don't know why that girl won't go out with him again.

I love to go out with that guy. Talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Kevin wanted to call a girl named Mary Anne who wasn't calling him back after their date. When we got her on the phone, we found out why. It's because they met on Tender and they were messing around the couch and she was actually ready to hook up with him. He's like, I'm gonna go to the bedroom real quick, gi a little more comfortable, and she was gonna go surprise him

in the bedroom. And then when she went to the bedroom, she saw him laying out like whips and handcuffs and everything else. And then she wasn't interested all of a sudden, like, wait, that's a little bit too early. Yeah, you shouldn't even assume people like sushi, for instance, on a first date whips and the whole time, the whole time she was telling the story, you know what, I was thinking, that's a perfect opportunity for her to get on the phone

with my friends at Advocateslaw dot com. Let's say you're over at a friend's house and they pull out a whip and whip you, and you don't like it and it hurts a little too much. Maybe they're a little too rough with the handcuffs. Well, you can call my friends at Advocateslaw dot com their personal injury attorneys. They also do auto as well. It's two six five one two thirty five fifty five. They're available twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, and it costs you

nothing to talk to an attorney. I ain't on't pay anything unless you win. And they've gotten over one hundred million dollars for their clients. It's Advocateslaw dot com. But yeah, Kevin jumped the gun there on that a little bit. He's just I just want to be prepared in case you liked that there are ways to find out slowly what somebody's into instead of just being like, oh man, she's ready to go get this started. I gotta get everything.

Has anybody seen my Samurai sorder? I have to Who knows if she's going to be into that kind of thing. Patience is definitely key in that whole situation. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a second at update, all you have to do is email the show and we would call the person who didn't call you back.

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