Second Date Update PODCAST: Veggie Platter Charmer

oh my god, are they ever gonna call me? You wait like a week, two weeks, and if you just sit there by the phone and wonder if they're ever gonna call you back, and it's the worst. Well, Trevor has been waiting for a phone call from the girl he went out with for ten years. So Trevor, I'm hoping that phone call will still come, but I don't think it is. That's why he wants to do a second date update today. What's up, Trevor? It's pretty good? So you want to do a second date update? Was

somebody that you went out with ten years ago? I do, But let me tell you the story because you know it makes sense, Okay, because right now all my picture is you sitting by a phone with cab webs like gathering around you, is your hair gray? It's not that

bad at all. It's close. So tell us a story. Um, okay, So yeah, basically, there's this girl in high school and her name was Brittany, and she was cute, but she was a great above me, and you know, I would just kind of gack at her all the time when I was freshman, and I like totally was all about this girl, and you were obviously no, not even close. I mean, I did like karate, and if you do karate after school, if you do karate in high school, you're that dude for sure. Please don't tell me you

wore your gee to school exactly. But yeah, she was so out of my league. And I just remember one time after school, after like six or seventh period, she like came up to me and she asked me if I wanted to do a study session with her. And I could not believe that this girl I was talking to me or be wanted to spend time with me. If you turned around to me, like there's someone behind me that she's talking to you right now? Yeah, no, I think my first words were not even words, they

were just like sounds. They were just like, uh, you know, I just like sat. Did you eventually muster a yes out of that? I eventually mustered yes, And I just like assume that she wanted me to go to her house, but she was like, actually, my parents like having a thing. Can I go to your house? And I was like, again unbelievably flustered, and um, I didn't even get my

parents permission. I just said yes. I said absolutely. And I remember like the first time that I had ever had a girl alone in my house without my parents there, and and it was just like gonna be the two of us having a study session. Okay, I think is why did the most popular girl in the school ask you, who she apparently had never talked to before, to study

with her. I was a freshman, but I actually was in her geometry class us, so people used to ask me for help all the time because I was, you know, the smart kid, the younger kid in this one class in agreable. You were the dude that I always tried to sit next to. But I could just look over and get your answers on tests, right, but just during

the test you want to sit next to me. Not other than that, I did not want to know you at all, but I do want to say though, that I'm like a better person now, like I'm cooler now than I was. So she came over to your house, and then what So she came over to my house and I'm like, I remember it like it was yesterday, because I was sitting in our living room. You know, I felt I was pretty awkward, but like it was kind of going along pretty well, and I was like

quizzing her on some stuff. And then just like time went by so quickly, and I remember before I knew it, I was like, oh my god, she used to leave now pretty soon, And so I panicked. I went into the other room and I called my mom and I asked her, what do I do? You called your mom to help you make a move on a girl that was at your house. I didn't know what else to do. And you know what she said. I remember she told me that I needed to make a veggie plate for

her to make her feel uncomfortable. Don't you move, Trevor. No girl can resist a veggie plate. I remember that's how your father got me. Oh my god, Trevor, you didn't do that, right, of course I did. Absolutely. I went into the refrigerator. I forgot the celery and the carrots and pickles and pickles nice interesting, don't belong on a veggie plate. I didn't care. I literally just went to the refrigerator and I looked for anything green. Was

she impressed by your veggie plate? No? I remember walking in and asking her, would you like some vegetables? And she said no, I have to go, and I packed up her stuff in her backpack and she got out of there. Have not at least tell me you called your mom after and just cussed her out like a veggie plate mom? Are you serious? I thought about that actually yet? So have you really been thinking about this day for ten years? No? No, I mean it's like

popped up a couple of times since then. But it's just like a funny story that my friends and I have laughed about. I mean, like like the veggie plate story. Yeah. But recently I just saw on Facebook that she's now single. Oh okay, so she's single and you're ready to pounce. I'm ready to pounce, just without the vegetables. Does she remember even who you are? I got her number from a mutual friend of ours, but I have no clue. Okay, so we'll I'll be finding out if she remembers you

together in the other half of your second date update. Yeah, I mean, I have no idea what to expect. I'm preparing for the worst. I would you would not know who I am anymore. But all right, we're gonna figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, Matt, hang on brooking jubil in the morning dates. It's not every day that you get to reconnect with your high school crush. I've reconnected with my high school crush on

many occasions. She just doesn't know it. Really, I go through a trash every Tuesday. But this is not about me right now. This is about Trevor, who's on the phone for a second date update. We're about to call Brittany, a girl that he went to high school with. He

had a crush on her in high school. They actually ended up studying together, and during their little study session, he was nervous about what to do because there was a girl around, so he called his mom to ask for advice on how to be smooth with the ladies.

His mom's wanted to make a veggie plate, so he made a veggie plate and came out and she said, no, thank you, I have to go, And they haven't really ever talked since, but recently he saw her on Facebook and she's single now, so he wants to try to rekindle their love, if you can even call it that, with a second date update, Trevor, this will be the first that she's hearing about you since that day. Yeah, and you guys didn't hang out again after your one

study session while you were in high school. No, we didn't even talking, So this is going to be completely out of the blue for her. Yeah. I have no idea if she'll even remember me. Oct I ask you, was she a stereotypical hot girl in high school where she was a jerk? Or was she actually really nice? I think she was pretty nice everyone. She was well liked. I think that's why she was popular, other than turning down a veggie plate. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna dial

her phone of her right now. Okay, sounds good. Okay, here we go. Hello. Is this Brittany? Yeah, Hi Brittany, how are you? This is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Are you serious? I am serious? Oh my god? Okay, Hi, Hi, what's going on? Hi, Brittany, Not not much. What are you all doing? Oh, just hanging out, you know. Figured we'd give you a call and check in and see how your day's going. Okay,

why are you calling me? It's a great question. Well, I want to talk to you about something for a second, something you might not even remember. Okay. It happened back when you were in high school. Oh gosh, is this for real or is this a prank? No, this is not a prank. This is for real. Okay, this is a little different. Okay. So there was a dude named Trevor that you went to high school with. Do you remember a guy named Trevor Trevor in my class? Yeah? Let me see if I can jog your memory a

little bit. Okay. So you guys went to high school together. I guess he was in one of your classes. And one day you guys studied together. Okay, that still could be a lot of people. Well, I'm thinking you might remember studying with this guy. He was a freshman and you were a sophomore. Okay. And I guess you guys had geometry together, okay, and one day after school you went over to his house to study. Okay, Okay, nothing yet,

remember No, not really? Okay? Um, Well, the only other way that I think I could get you to remember him is he tried to impress you with a veggie tray. Oh my god, remember you remember the veggie tray? I

do remember that, The karate guy, The karate veggie tray guy. Yeah. So, and Trevor actually emailed us because he wanted us to get a hold of you because he had a huge crush on you in high school and I guess still kind of has a crush on you and saw you on Facebook the other day and wanted to see if you'd go out with him. Oh my god, are you for real? He told us the whole story about how you asked him to study and it was like, seriously, the most memorable moment of all of his high school career.

Oh god, oh my god. That it's so weird. Were you interested? Were you interested in Trevor in high school? Or was that just a study session for you? I just needed to past geometry and he was the smart guy, No doubt, You're a smart kid. Was it obvious he liked you? Though? I don't know. I mean, he was younger, so you know how it is like the younger guys, you know, look up to the older girl, right, and as a sophomore, you don't want to date a freshman.

I mean, come on, the whole thing was so long ago, Okay, I kind of remember that afternoon. It would be hard to forget with the veggie traya, but you know, it didn't get totally weird. And the next day when his mom called me, When his mom called you, yeah, oh my god, I've never told anybody about this. Yes, his mom called me, and she told me that Trevor had

been really really upset and crying in home room. Oh my gosh, and was just all devastated, and she wanted me to make sure that I knew that he was a really good kid and that, and I said, veie with her idea. So she actually called you to let you know the veggie trade thing was hers. Yes, she said she was just trying to help her her son on his first date. I am mortified for him. Oh my god, I was dying because I'm like, this was not a date, and I'm trying to explain to her.

It's like I need to help with geogratry. So you're like, we're actually just studying. That's all I wanted to go over there and do with study. Yeah, oh gosh, it was crazy. And she went on and on about how all he wanted to do was kiss me, and she was trying to help him but didn't know what happened, like how it worked these days, and so you know, she was all so apologetic about the vegetable, and it wasn't about the vegetable. You've just stunned on the other

end of the phone. I wouldn't maybe have known what to say. That's a kid. It's so nerve ranking like when an adult to call you in the first place, to try. But at the end of the conversation, she was trying so hard. I mean, I guess that's kind of sweet that she offered to drive us to the movies if we wanted to have a date. And I

was just like, no, thank you, goodbye. My gosh, you could have destroyed him in high school sharing that story, but I didn't have the heart to do that, because you know, it's so tough anyway, and I remember that's why I didn't talk about it. I didn't tell him about it. That is nice of you, that's really nice of you not to put him on blast. For his whole high school. You. I wonder if he knows, because he didn't mention to us about his mom calling you when we talked to him. I hope for his sake

he doesn't know, doesn't need good. If he didn't know before, he knows now because he's on the other line listening to this conversation. No, yes, Trevor was up. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm mortified. I can't believe any of this is happening. I can't believe it. My mom's horrible. She loves you. You got to give her that. Did you know your mom had done that, Trevor, No, not at all. We had never talked about it. She asked me how it went, and I'm sure I probably

like just went to my room or something. I don't know. I don't I done crying. Wait, Trevor, you were such a nice guy, and it was so nice of you to be willing to help me with geometry. But that was a crazy day. Well that's I mean, you're just still very sweet if you're able to say all that. So, I mean, I hope maybe if you want to, we can, you know, go on a second date. Did we or a first another first date, first thing. I promise there will be no vegetables and there will be no mother.

It's been a long time since you guys have seen each other. Yeah, yeah, but I gotta say I'm a lot different than what I was in high school. I don't do karate, I don't wear my outfits to school anymore. I mean I actually played the mandolin now, and yeah, so I'm a lot of nice. He put down the veggie tray and picked up an instrument. I don't even know exactly what a mandolin is. Brittany, would you like to go on a first slash second date with Trevor ten years later? We will pay for it. I can't

believe he even remembers me. It would be fun to catch up. What about like lunch or something like that. I think that that could be okay, no pressure, lunch, of course, I'm gonna have lunch. Well. Awesome, congratulations, Trevor. I don't know if we can call this a date yet, but at least you get to go out with Brittany. It's a catch up. It's a catch up up. That's awesome. Thank you guys so much. You have to call your mother and chew her out for that mole. Tell her

I said hi in the morning. Text in at seven, eight, five, nine, and two. That says, of all the second date updates you've done, you have to give us an update on today's second date update when you find out more about it if you missed it. This dude, Trevor wanted to call a girl named Brittany. They went to high school together. You hadn't talked to her like ten years. They had one moment in high school where he asked her if she would tutor him on some stuff because he had

a big crush our schemp star. She asked him if he would tout her because he had a big crush on her. She was like the hot girl. He's kind of like a nerdy dude. He went out. She came over to his house and he got nervous, so he called his mom and it's like, what do I do? Like I really liked this girl. I don't want to leave, And his mom was like, make her a veggie platter. Everyone loves a veggie platter. It made her a veggie platter and everything else, and she left and barely remembers

the night. And so he wanted to call her and ask for a date, a second date. I use that in quotes because they never really had a first date. After ten years, I'm not talking to her because he found out that she was recently single and all he got was lunch. Yeah. I don't know. I mean yeah, but I don't know how exciting the update from lunch it's gonna be. She agreed to go to lunch with him, but it didn't sound like she was super interested in

him romantically. But regardless, they were going out. And we'll try to keep you updated on their situation because it's pretty hilarious, just the idea of going to call your mom, just mom. Every girl looks Veggie's trump. They can never eat veggies on the data either. No, you can never have an appetizer if they bring out like a platter with some carrots and stuff on it. Both I'm ringing it like this is awkward. We can't do this again.

Or if you want to do a second day update, I'll have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Rem