Looking jewels. Second d I don't understand why dating is so hard for people. Why, especially now, I feel like the bar has been set so low that really all you need are three things to be successful in dating. Really a pulse, a slight command of whatever language it is that you want to speak on your date, and some sort of currency or working debit card so you can either pay or chip in for the date that you're on and it should be successful and you should
get a second one. There's already two or three people that are saying that's too much. I know, they're like, damn, see what I mean? So hard? And Aaron is on the phone right now. Unfortunately for him, his date didn't go very well either. What's up, Aaron? How are you all right? Aaron? Are you talking to yourself? For us? I could probably guess where your date didn't go very well? Sorry, I'm really nervous. It's okay. My name is not Aaron, but my middle name is Aaron's. We can go buy that.
How about that? So it's all good, Aaron. You didn't make a mistake there, all right? Oh my god, let's get into it. Aaron. Tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call today for a second date out date. So, yeah, this is Melinda. This is are you changing your name? Now? A TOLDA this girl is Melinda? My bad. Okay. I've met Melinda on Tender a couple weeks ago, and we had a date last week and it was a little strange, but it went. I thought it was a good date. And now I
just haven't heard anything back from her yet. Okay, And how was it strange? Well, first off, she had me pick her up, which isn't that bad. But when I got there to her house, her mom entered the door at first, so I was a little confused because like, it looks like the person in the photos. But oh, you thought the mom was a Tender date for a second. Yeah, So I I kind of flubbed up in the beginning by hitting on her mom. Yeah, I mean I thought
it was Belinda. So I just was like, oh hey, and I was trying to be nice because I thought maybe, you know, she had just changed the photo or her photo shops it or something, and I was like, well, you look nice. So how long did you hit on her mom before you realized it wasn't her? I mean maybe twenty thirty seconds, not that long and you look nice as a pretty innocent thing to say. Yeah, does she live with her mom or was her? I mean, yeah, she lives with her mom, but she is really cute.
And wait now I'm confused the mom or Melinda. Well, actually both of them a little bit, but mostly Melinda. She's definitely the cuter of the two, you know. Okay, so she's a little bit cutter than her mom, but you'd take either one. Yeah, But I mean I want to be clear, like it's Melinda that I'm interested in here, you know, when you guys talked to her, I want to make sure this is what I feel might have ruined the date though the first place, so I don't
want to end up taking myself a deeper hole. Wait what do you mean by that? Well, when Melinda walked in and I realized that it was her mother, I had been talking to you to begin with. I made a really bad joke. What was the joke? Oh? No, Well I looked at her mother and I said, you look so good, I might as well go out with you. Oh what did her mother say? They just kind of looked at each other. No, they didn't want so it
didn't go over like you thought it would. No, I've kind of laughable bit trying to break the ice, but it didn't really didn't really land. Oh man, So you really started off this date right? Yeah, I wasn't the best start, but then we ended up going up. We saw a movie and that was good because then I couldn't talk anymore. Like, let's go somewhere where I don't have to say any words because I clearly keep digging myself in a hole. Yeah, pretty much. It felt good
not to have to talk. So once the movie was over and you had to engage her again in conversation, how did it go? It was okay? I asked if she wanted to go get a drink after, but she said that her mom had been texting her and she had to go back home. Okay. Was there a reason in or details like was it an emergency? No, she just said that her mom was wondering where she was. And you are over the age of eighteen, right, oh yeah, definitely okay, and she is too, all right, so her
mom wanted her to come back home. No, No, she didn't say that. She just said that she was wondering where she was. I mean, I thought it was a little strange too. You know it's not the best eggedit? Yeah, yeah, because like it's kind of apparent. I mean, you picked her up at her mom's house she's on a date. Yeah. I thought it was fishy too. You know, I asked to see it, and she wouldn't show it to me. You asked to see the text message? Yeah, okay, Yeah,
I don't believe you for one second. Show me that text message. It's not going to get drinks with me right now. That is a guy who is definitely struck out on tender before. Yeah, I realized that was probably the end of it right there. Why do you want to call her again? I mean everything about this date sounds horrible. I mean I a good time with her when you weren't talking. Yeah, the movie was great, Okay,
so everything other than the movie was terrible. Well, I mean, this is my second tender date, and the first one looked nothing like the pictures. This one, at least definitely was the right person. I mean, even her mom looked sort of like them, and that is a success in today's dating world. At least it was the right person. All right, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just say you probably didn't kiss at the end of the date. No, no, okay, well here's what we do.
Will play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, all right, sounds good looking, jubil in the morning date. Everybody knows that the key to a woman's heart is through the mommy. That's right, Make the mommy like you, and the daughter's gonna like you too. The mom would feel good and the daughter's gonna feel good. Talking about Aaron, who's on the phone
to do a second date update right now. He made a very awkward joke about his date's mom, and he thinks that's the reason he's not getting a call back. If you missed the first part. He met a girl on tender, showed up at her house and her mom answered the door. It took him a few minutes to figure out that her mom wasn't her, because he's like, well, I met her on Tinder, maybe the picture was different
or something. Once he finally figured out that it was her mom, he then made the joke of hey, you're pretty hot, I should probably take you out too, and they didn't find that very funny, so he ended up taking her to a movie and then after the movie, she said she got a text message from her mom saying that she had to go, and then she left, and that's the last he's heard from her. And we're about to get her on the phone and find out if the mommy joke did him in. He ready to
give her a call? Yeah? Hey, dam ready, all right, what are you doing there, Aaron? I was just putting the cat. Aaron, you have a real knack for making everything awkward in your life, don't you. Oh yeah, betting the cat? A right, Yeah, I can understand it. Let's concentrate. Okay, yeah, ready, cats off my laugh. Hi good. I'm gonna dial her phone number right now and find out why she's not calling you back. Okay, okay, cool, thanks, all right, I'm gonna dial the phone. Um, here we go. Hello, Hi,
can I speak to Melinda? Please? This is Melnda. Hey Melinda, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. H Hi Hi? Hi? Are you familiar with the show? Um? Yeah, A little? Yeah? Cool? Oh? Hi? Hi? Everyone? Yeah is here? You don't we don't normally do these phone calls where people actually know who we are. Usually they're always confused I'm still confused. Don't don't get me wrong. Any idea why we might be calling you today? Um? Is it a prank? Thing? That would be a really
bad prank at this point? Yeah, I guess. Congratulations, Melinda, you're about to star in a second date update. Oh wow, okay, yeah, you know who what have emailed us? Uh, there's two options. I went out recently with a guy named Aaron, and then I went out with a guy named Mike. Okay, my god, I'm sad for you that you have multiple options for this. Yeah, yeah, I know you're you're Yeah, well horrible, don't don't ever be single. Out of those two dates, which one do you think would email a
radio show to call you Aaron or Mike? Oh? Um, it's still difficult. Um, I'm guessing eron congratulations Correctly. Aaron emailed us and told us about your date and wanted us to get you on the phone and ask why you're not calling him back. And he seems like one of the most awkward people ever. He's quite special, like he's God's he's he's a very special guy, like he's he's not like my special guy. But it was a bit of a weird date's. I mean, even his recap
of the date sounded kind of weird. Oh, what's his take on it? His take on it was that he showed up to your house and I guess your mom was there. You live with your mom or something? Oh yeah, okay, and at first he thought your mom was you. Yeah. He told us about that mistake. Yeah, and then he told us about the awkward joke that he made about, Hey, you're kind of cute, maybe I should take you out
too to your mother? Yeah? Could you're laughing now? But he said that it was dead silence from both of you, and he told the joke. Oh yeah, I'm laughing now because it's so it's so cringeworthy. The first ten seconds of your tender date and he's he's hitting on your mom, Like, did you know he was joking with that? Or did you think he was serious? He didn't really make it that clear, like we all hoped he was joking, but
that's why we weren't laughing. So all that happens, he kind of hits on your mom in front of you, and it's awkward, but you still decided to go out to the movies with him. Why I thought I'd give him a chance. He didn't seem like a mean guy. He was just really awkward. Okay, okay, that's not even the weirdest thing that he did. It's not he upped himself. Yes, yes, he stepped up the game. We were standing in line
at the movie theater and he was so nervously. He turned around and he said, you know, like that comment that I made about your mom, I didn't really mean it. And I said, I know, I don't want to talk about it ever again. And he was like he was like no, no, like you're my type. And I said thank you, like I get it. And he takes out his wall. He's like, no, no no, no, no, I'm gonna prove it to you, like you're really really my type.
And he from his bond. He takes this folded like torn out paper from a magazine and it's looked super worn, like so it's been there for a while, okay, And he unfolds it and it's a picture of like a model in a wedding dress. What And he goes see, like she even looks a little like you, Like this is like this is like my perfect chick. What wait? He pulled out a wedding picture of a girl in a bridle gown and said, you're my type because you look like this woman. Yeah, I know, he said, like,
this is my perfect chick. You even kind of look like her. I always carried with me. It's like, remind me of what I'm after. And whoa, what do you say? Yeah? I was just speachless. I have something to say. I have something to say. Okay, Aaron, we'll get to you now. I guess what, Oh, Melinda, that's Aaron. He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, oh my, oh my gosh. Yeah. And if you couldn't
hear me over you're chuckling. I have something to say, you know, Okay, I don't normally show that to people. I just pulled it out because I felt like I messed up so bad with your mom and you, and you know, I wanted to show that, you know, I wasn't interested in your mom. WHOA is this? Is this for real? Is this really happening? Yes? It is. Okay, I was trying to flatter you. How did you think
that that would be good? Like that that would work? No, Like I said, that's a picture of my perfect chick, and you know, you like look like her and you're my type, not your mom. That is like one of the worst ways I've ever had someone do that, Karen. Do you to not get that? Like, I don't know, seeing anything in a wedding dress on a first date that's already going pretty poorly is going to maybe backfire. Well, I mean the wedding dresses and what's important. That's just
a happenstance, you know. I mean, the point is that's like the perfect girl for me and the sort of looks like her, and that's the point. Okay, that is so weird. Man, Oh thank you? Yeah, so now you guys know why I didn't came back. No, I still don't get it. I think that was a very nice compliment. Pull out wedding scrapbook material. How long have you had this picture in your wallet? Aaron? Just like three years, dude,
ar And not to mention, I mean the wedding dress aside. Okay, even if that's not the point, You're basing your ideal woman on a picture of someone that's that's also like kind of shallow. Man. Jeez, guys, are they're gonna be on my side? I mean, it's just a photo in a magazine, A creepy photo that you showed me like on our first date. Well, I wasn't I had to show you the photo. It's fine, and accidentally asked your mom out. If that wouldn't have happened, you would have
never known that that photo was in his wallet. I guess I'm it's good that I knew early on, So thank you. That's great. That's good, Ared. I mean, I guess you have good intentions, But it sounds like nothing went right on this date. No, well, you guys don't forget about how great the movie was. You did say earlier that you really liked the movie. You guys saw. Well in that case, Oh my god, Melinda, would you like to go out with Aaron one more time? We
will pay for a second. No, you didn't even let me finish. Yeah, we'll pay for it. No, I'm good. Thanks. You are his dream girl, you know, Actually she isn't really my dream girl. My dream girl is in the photo for the magazine in my wall. Oh a definite No, all right, broken Jupil in the morning text in at seven eight, five nine two. That's probably the creepiest thing I've ever heard about Today's second date update that was taped when Brooke was here. Brooke is out on maternity
to leaving Jackie is filling in. But Aaron wanted to call this dude named Melinda. He thought that she wasn't calling him back because he had talked a little too much about how her mom was hot because he picked her up from the house and her mom answered the door. But that wasn't what the reason was. The reason was because in his wallet he kept a picture of a beautiful woman in a wedding dress. Yes, and he kept showing it to her and talking about it because that's
his dream girl. And he said that she reminds him of his dream girl. Just look, that is super creepy. Yeah, I get it, though I don't think it's creepy. I think his intentions were good. It's huge. I think it's romantic. But the way he brought it out and admitted that he holds it all the time with him, that's I think was what. Yeah, Well, and I think you know, everybody does have that image in their mind of who they're into, But that doesn't mean we make little paper
like collages. Yeah, Okay, that's when you kind of cross over in a creepy. If he keeps that in his wallet, I'd hate to see his wallet her shrine to whoever this woman is. All right, remember if you want to do a second a update, I'll have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back