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Second Date Update PODCAST: Twins Have Twice the Fun

Oct 18, 201915 min
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The girl in today's Second Date Update, thought she was helping one man live out his Fantasy on their date... Unfortunately, he said it was less like a fantasy and more like a NIGHTMARE. Find out what happened in the Podcast!

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MMA fight. That's a surprise, forgot about that guy. Let a guy show up on a bike the kind that you pedal instead of a car, and then ask the girl to drive him to wherever they're going. We've had a bunch of surprises like that, and today's second date is no different. But this time Jackie had a surprise for the guy that she wants to call today. His name is Paul. What's up, Jackie? Hi? How's it going good?

How are you okay? Please tell me it was a good surprise and not like all the other surprises that we just listed. I mean, I thought it was a good surprise. Okay, all right, Well, before we get to the surprise, let's talk about the guy. His name is Paul? Yeah? And where did you meet Paul? I met about a bar. Okay, did you approach him first? No? I was actually on my way out and he's like, you're super cute. I really want to get to know you. And there was

like kind of really random, and I don't know. I mean, if there's any other guy, I would have been like, uh, who is this guy? But he was really cute. I just picture someone like standing in your way and not letting you out of the door. But he was like not creepy, like it was kind of more like hello, They're like very like. So he was hot enough in other words, because if he was not attractive, you'd be like,

get away from me, creep I'm trying to leave. You have two seconds before I elbow you in the junk and walk by. Yeah. I did not mind much at all. Okay, Okay, he actually followed up. Yeah, and he called me rather than texting, which was like super attractive and yeah, and so what did you guys do when you went out? So he seems to really be into jokes and like that kind of stuff. So I mean I wanted to surprise him, but not overwhelm him. So I said, like you know we just met, so keeps your X murder.

Maybe we could do a double date if you could bring him friend and I could have a friend. Okay, yeah, that seems like a reasonable request. Yeah. So he came over my house, you know, with his friend and maybe jwar bell, and I showed him my surprise like a magic trick or you showed him you can juggle or something. What do you mean? No, I just I mean I opened the door and there was Tall and his friends, and my surprise was that my twin sister jumped up

behind me. And it's like, okay, well twin sister, So your surprise was your twin sister, and we're talking identical twin sister, fraternal twins. He didn't know what was going on, like oh another person, No, no, no, I chnicle okay. When he showed up has been like I hit the jack night, like in this way we can all like kind of gie together. And I thought he's got a kick out of it. And you know, so what was

his reaction when he saw two of you? I mean, what would your reaction be if you thawt to me? I'd be scared and run away. But I'm most I'm not most dudes. You think you're having a stroke and just seeing doubles, there's a lot of pressure. Honestly, I'm pretty sure my sister and I are both to be hot. I'm I'm just saying the pressure of having to it just to scare me. So was his friend as excited as he was because all of a sudden he's on a date now, right? Yeah? I mean his friend like

seems to really get a kick out of it. He was like, what is going on? I mean, both seems pretty happy about it. I think it'd be so strange to be out on a double date and look over and see your friend dating the same person you're dating. I mean, I know you're not the same people, but it'd be kind of trippy. I mean, I feel like maybe it would be easier for them to compare notes. At least, why would you want that? You don't want them to compare notes? What are you talking about? What?

I don't know? But we ended up going out, We got some drinks you want, dancing unfortunately, really fun time. But I mean, here's the deal, is that my trans sister he's actually going out with his friends again. But I haven't heard some Paul in like a couple of weeks. That sucks. Yeah, that's kind of the risk you took when you did that surprise. Huh. I guess I mean the friend seem to like it, at least I don't know what Paul's problem is. Okay, well we'll find out

what Paul's problem is. We'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second day update. Okay, Okay, hang on foking Jubil in the morning, right in the middle of your second date update and if you're just joining us. Jackie is on the phone and she wants to Paul Paul today. She surprised Paul on their first date with her sister. Sounds kind of weird, but she told Paul, hey, why don't you bring a friend along

on her date? Because I just don't feel safe. And then when he showed up at the house, her twin sister jumped out from behind her and was like surprised. It's now a double date with twin sisters. And they went out dancing and had a lot of fun. And now she's not getting a call back from Paul. To make matters even worse, Paul's friend has scheduled a date with her twin sister. So the twin sister got a call back, but Jackie has not gotten a call back, and we're gonna get Paul on the phone and find

out why. All right, Jackie, are you ready to make the phone call? Yeah? Yeah, totally. And your twin sister hasn't been able to get any gossip from her date about why Paul isn't calling you back. No, none at all the time, claims that he doesn't know. Oh yeah, but it's just really frustrating because like we're all having so much fun and then like they're going out and I'm getting home wondering what happened. Well, she went along on your date. Why don't you just go along on

her again? I mean, yeah, I'm about to ask that. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now, see if we can get him on the phone and get your second date up date. Okay, okay, cool, All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Paul. Hey, Paul, how are you? My name is Jubil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. Who Jebil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. A radio show?

What do you mean? I mean like a lot of cars have them, and you can hear them in restaurants and stuff. And then we do a show that comes out of the radio and you can hear it. It's on the FM dial. What is this concern? This concerns an email that we got about you. You got an email about me? What was the email about? Well, it was from a girl named Jackie that you recently went out with on a date. Jackie sent you an email. Why would Jackie send you an email because you're not

calling her back after your date? Duh. This is concerns our one date. We had one day and now she sends an email to you. Yes, you guys had one day and you haven't called her since. So she emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out if there's a reason you don't want to go out with her again. In the email that she sent you, did she buy any chance to tell you what happened on that first date? She told

us a little bit about it. Yeah, she said that you showed up to her house and she surprised you with her twin sister, and then you and your buddy went out on like a double date. That's the vanilla version of it. Yeah, the vanilla version. What would be the chocolate version or the I don't know, Yeah, what's the more colorful version of it? Then the rocky road version. I just got a really creepy vibe. Creepy why it

just gave off a creepy vibe. I show up with my buddy for a double day and it's with her and her twin sister, So wait, what's creepy about that? That's awesome because because they were doing the thing where they dressed alike and they finished each other's sentences and we're speaking in twinsy or whatever. I'm kind of on that one. It does come off a little weird. At first, I thought it was kind of, you know, kind of cute, kind of funny, and I'm like, all right, I'm in

on the joke. My buddy Nick, he's in on the joke. We both think it's kind of cool. And then it just kept going like was it just annoying? Then yeah, there is a certain point where you're like, okay, let's let's drop it and let's get to know you individually. Because it was one of I met a girl named Jackie and I was like, well, what's the other girl's name? Well, it eventually comes out his sister's name is Jill. But which one's Jackie? Which one's joke? Jack and Jill get

it in. That's funny. That was hilarious too. But you can't be mad at them. That is their parents' fault. That is not their fault. I can be mad at them for being so amused at it. So like two decades later, So did it feel like if you're gonna date me, you gotta date my sister would come as a package. Well, they were in love with the fact that they're both twins so much they didn't even seem to care that they were on a date. What do you mean like they were putting on a twins show? Ye,

what are you a little bit like an exhibition? Like isn't this so amusing that we're twins and that we look alike? And and so they started doing weird twinsy stuff, like one of them would be like, I'm the evil twin and the other one go with, no, I'm the evil twin. You think that after your whole life livid is a twin? The novelty would wear off exactly. Yeah, it was very obvious. Very quickly that they weren't there for a date. I was there to meet a woman

and they were there to play their twin game. I wasn't having any of it. I just wasn't cool. And I look over my buddy Nick, who's my wing man. I'm like trying to give him the signal, like let's pull the cord, and he was like, he gave me the reverse signal of what stays. Let's see this out. He loved it. You were like, all right, I've seen twins before. I get it. And he was like, oh, twins, what are they gonna do next? Exactly. So at that point I was like, all right, I'll be yumming man.

But I wasn't investigated at that point. Yeah, well, yeah, the same. I do have to tell you something. Jackie is on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you, the evil one. Jackie. Are you still on the phone. Yeah, hi, Paul. I thought we really got along, so I was just I don't know. I was kind of excited about you, and he just totally ghosted, So I don't know. And obviously you weren't into the day. It seemed like you were into some

sort of weird performance piece. I mean, it wasn't a performance piece, Like we were just having fun. You can't take a joke. I can take a joke. I love jokes, but your joke went on for like an hour and a half and it was a version of Who's Who. Well, I'm sorry, I'm not Saturday Night Life for you. I mean, I mean, we were just having fun, but it just didn't like I wanted to get to know you. That's why I asked you on a date. And all I got to know about you is that you have a twin.

Did I mean, I don't know. I'm really close and I sits there and like she's a big part of my life and by twins, and it's kind of really cool and we actually like each other. And I thought you got it, you know, No, yeah, no, I really didn't. I mean, I have siblings, and I don't think I would ever bring them along on a date. Maybe next time, just bring it up on the date, like, oh, I have a twin sister, and then it's like an interesting point in conversation, but don't actually bring her on the

first date. If that that would be my suggestion. I don't think that he's saying anything mean. I think he's just saying that he didn't get a chance to know you at all, and it felt like you were like hiding behind this Twindham thing or playing into some sort of twin fantasy that he obviously doesn't have exactly. I mean, I don't really see what the problem is. Everyone else thinks it's really cool, like people love to that our twins, and I mean, your friend Nick didn't seem to have

a problem with it. I mean, he's going out with my sister now, so I don't understand what's up your butt about this? Well, why did you hit the nail on the head? Nick is going out with your sister. He's not going out with the two of you. He brings up a very valid point right there, Paul, Why don't you try going out with Jackie? Would you like to go on a second date with Jackie? We will pay for it. I appreciate the offer, and I think

I'm just you're a very cute girl. I think you just need to learn to be on your own and not have your sister as a like. So you're not gonna give me that chance to learn how to be on my own. Sort of steak I really don't think that we should go on on another day. I think we gave it a shot and it didn't work out. Okay, Um, I mean I think there are million guys out there who would love to go out with a twin, a hot twin, so I think that's just your problem. Okay,

But he doesn't share the twin fantasy. Sorry, you didn't get a second date, Jackie. Whatever I mean. Obviously he's really weird and doesn't even know what's good. So well, the good news, Jackie is there are a ton of people who do know what's good. We're getting a lot of texts in right now at seven eight five nine two of people would love to take you out, your sister out. One guy named Rodney says he wants to bring his wife along so all three of you can

go out. That'd be a lot of fun in the morning. Okay, we get it. We get it. All of the thirsty dudes out there who are texting in at seven eight five nine two and all took Jackie on a date. I love twins. He's right about that twining and guys being obsessed. Talking about the second day up date, Jackie wanted to call a guy named Paul. She has a twin sister. Her surprise for Paul was she said, Hey, bring her friend along. We're gonna go in a double date.

He showed up and she was like, surprise, it's my twin sister. We're all going out a date together. And the guy's friend actually ended up going out with her sister again. But she was wondering why he wasn't calling her back, and he wasn't calling her back because apparently the two of them are like super annoying twins ten they are the twins that everything is like, Oh my god, I can't believe you said that. I was totally thinking that, Oh my god, I'll be we're of the same shot today.

Oh my god, hey, I bet you can't tell we're twins nuts. I can see it. It's right in front of me. And so you just couldn't handle it and didn't think he could go out with her a game. I was pretty on board until he said that they dressed the same. Yeah, like as adults, Like, I get if your mom dresses he do same because she doesn't want to put the energy into finding two outfits. I mean, really, that's what it comes down to. Twin older it's a

little annoying. Yeah, yeah, strange. Remember, if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. It is Friday, and you know what that means. Saturday and Sunday are the next time. I mean, it does mean that that's true, and then that's Monday Tuesday's following Monday Tuesday. That works. Oh, also Young Jeffrey's song of the Week. That's what it means. That's coming up at eight ten.

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