Second Date Update PODCAST: TikTok Target Date Challenge

idea from listening to our show. Oh so, in a way, it's kind of our fault. He's getting ghosted right now. I thought it was a positive. I guess it's ducks. I mean, he's not getting a call back from this woman. But Jordan, did you take her to the cafeteria at the courthouse to interview criminals? Like Jose segment what you're doing at the courthouse? No? No, no, okay, what are you talking about? Dog shot? Collar shot? That's kind of romantic. You shot lasers for lasers? All good ideas, but the

one I rolled with was the TikTok target date. Yeah, that I was supposed to go on with my husband

and we haven't gotten around to it yet. It didn't well to remind our listeners if you didn't hear that, there was a TikTok trend for a date night activity where one person walks up and down the aisles at target with their arms flapping up and down, and the other person walks behind them and randomly says stop and then whatever item your arms are pointing at, you have to figure out how to include that into your date night. And the idea is are supposed to get your food,

your entertainment, and then just something maybe weird. Yeah, so that's what you did, Jordan. Yeah, that's exactly what we did. So I can start at the beginning. That's a good place to start usually. Yeah, I like this, Jordan. Yeah. What's the girl's name? Can we start there? Yeah? Ariel. I met her on an app and when I threw out the suggestion, So I gotta give you guys a little bit of props because that seems to be the thing that made her go for it. She seems down

for it, seemed kind of fun. I kind of liked it. So it seemed like something like not a traditional like just take you to coffee or something like right, Yeah, it's really creating. Well, I mean, Aerial is a woman and this involves target, so there's no way she's gonna say no, this is a bad precedent to set the first date because if you guys end up in a relationship, you're doing target every weekend, every week. Yeah, so how

did the target date go? Well, we got the weirdest items, Like, she's the one who was doing the flapping, so I don't know if she was trying to make it extra weird. But what'd you get? Six pack of paper towels? And that was like, okay, we could do something with that. Clean your apartment. Okay, we got frozen peas, it's not that bad. Okay, chocolate milk all right, Yeah, sounds like one of my meals I'm feeding to my three year old. And this is where it may went a little south,

is we got adult diapers on the day. Yeah, did you incorporate everything? Oh yeah, Oh there's still one more item. We got some entertainment to go along with it, which was Bob's Builders box set. What did the cashier say is you're checking out with adult diapers and Bob the Builders, And she gave us the looks like, this is a

random set of items. But she didn't say anything for chilling or they would maybe assume that you're a married couple and you have some kids at home that you're shopping for and some pelvic floor issues and no judgment here. So what did Ariel think about all this stuff? She thought it was as random and weird as I was. But she's like up for that stuff. You know. She had blue hair, which is kind of random and really doesn't match her name though, very disappointing. Yeah, so what

do you guys do? So we didn't at her place and we mashed the peace. So we had a mashed pea dinner. It sounds like a terrible British dish, okay. And then so we cleaned up with the paper towels. Obviously easy one, right, And then after that we sat on the couch and we had to deal with an adult diaper, so we decided to put on the adult diapers over the clothes. I can figure you too, sitting the adult diapers. Ye were you laughing? What was the

what was the vibe? Well, it's half laughing at the other person and half embarrassment, and they're looking at you in an adult diaper. Oh god, so you're so you're sitting on the couch at her apartment in adult diapers, sipping chocolate milk and watching Bob the Builder. Yes, I mean, I don't even think I have to ask. You. Guys definitely hooked up after that. You would think you right nailed it. And here's kind of what's prompting my call

is she was like, Hey, my roommate's coming home. This is gonna look really weird and sorry, did she ask you to take the diaper? She quick get out of here. I thought it would be pretty memorable to walk away where in the diaper? So I kept it on. Oh my god, why do you think she isn't calling you back? Broh? Yeah, like I get it. The date was a little quirky, but we seem that she seemed to be a good

sport about it. And then so now she's like, hasn't really been getting back to me, and I'm kind of thinking, like was it the adult diaper or like, I mean, I think I know even though I a thousand percent endorsed the target date and I want to do it myself. Yeah, it may have been too silly, Like you guys didn't get enough time to get to know each other. There's not a lot of room for sex appeal when you're sitting in an adult diaper eating mashed up pee. Speak

for yourself. I am doing that when I go home this weekend. I mean, did you did you feel chemistry with her at all? Or was that just kind of impossible? You'd be surprised how open you guys will be wearing an adult diaper when you break the walls down. Let's find out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back. We'll call Ariel for you. Can you at least ask her how the episode ended when Bob the Builder losses tools that's really been killing you can fix it? End

of season cliffhanger. We'll play a song, will come back, and we'll ask her. You want to know how to properly seduce a woman? Sugar, You came to the right place first. You got a cruise on into that taj We stuck up on frozen peas and chocolate milk in a large pack of extra absorbent to do'te diapers. If you really want to leave him moaning more, you better reach for that DVD box set of Bob the Builder. Can he fix it, you tell me, baby, I wish I was making any of that up crazy. That's actually

what one of our listeners, Jordan did for his first date. Now. He did that because of the TikTok target trend that we talked about on our show, where you take someone to target, you grab a bunch of random items off the shelves and figure out how to turn those things into a fun date night. And those were the items that they ended up with, peas, paper towels, chocolate milk, a DVD of The Bob the Builder, and adult diapers.

I gotta say, man, I don't know if I would have picked the aisle with the adult diapers in it to even go down. I know, how did you not hit the wine aisle in this old drif in retrospect, I would have picked different aisles, but I don't go to target that much. Oh my god, aisle. I mean even the towel aisle would have been better. Good. Well, now his date Ariel is not calling him back after what was actually kind of a romantic attempt at a date.

But it was still a fun date. Yea. They was great. Yeah, so she should appreciate it was silly. But I don't know. Let's give her a call and try and figure out where her head is at. You're ready to do this, Jordan? Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, I'm actually kind of excited to hear this. Yeah. I'm rooting for you here. So let's stout the number. Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Ariel? Yes, Hi Ariel. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and

Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh? Fine? Good? Yeah, answer we've ever heard? Yeah, but also a little bit a little bit of anger behind that I heard when a woman says fine. Anyway. The reason I'm calling is we're doing a segment called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? Uh? No? What is that? So basically, that's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if your date isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to them

for you to ask them the reason why. Okay, okay, And so recently you went out with a guy named Jordan. Oh huh. I feel like we have to take some blame for the target date that he told us about because he heard about it on our show. Oh my gosh, she told you about it. Yeah. Yeah, he told us that you went to Target together you ended up grabbing a bunch of random items, including frozen peas, chocolate milk, adult diapers, because he was like telling you into stop it.

He did tell you that, Yeah, he told us the whole thing, and that you ended up going back to your place and using all those items and then watching Bob the Builder on your couch. He did want me to ask you how the episode of Bob the Builder that you kicked him out where he loses his tools. I'm not going to talk about it. I didn't watch it. So Jordan understands that it was a weird date, that it wasn't the most romantic thing, but he was just trying to roll with it. Can you maybe give him

the benefit of the doubt there? Well, you're okay, so, like it was kind of funny at the time, you know, like and in the beginning, it's a funny idea. It's like not a standard date, which I'm all for. But then once we're back at my place and we're like starting to implement everything, I figure out what's going on, and I'm kicking myself because I'm like, why didn't I see this earlier. He totally did this on purpose. Oh

my gosh, what did what? So, like I'd be flapping and like he would say stop, and we're in the frozen food section, you know, and like I look up where my arm is pointing, and I think I'm pointing at dessert and he's like, oh, it's frozen peas. And then like going past toothpaste and mouthwashed and like capstick, you know, all these like romantic date kind of things. You think toothpaste and mouthwashes will be well, okay, it could set you up for a good makeout session exactly.

So like this is what I'm thinking. And then we're past it and we're in adult diapers and I'm surrounded by them because yeah, and then like okay, adult diapers just like getting weird. But again, you know, like at that point, I'm still thinking this is hilarious. We're gonna like make it funny. Yeah, don't. I mean, you don't think that's his intent? Now? Well no, And here's the thing.

So once we're back at my place and we're like getting it set up, I'm putting on a diaper and he's asking me to help with his and I'm like helping him put on this diaper. It's a little weird. And they were like settled into the couch and he's there with his mushy peas and his chocolate milk and he's watching Bob the Builder. I'm just looking over, thinking, oh my gosh, I got roped into a date with an adult baby, and I'm just definitely not into it.

Time out, time out. I wouldn't call it time out, Ariel, Ariel, This is Jordan. Yeah, hold on, Jordan, I need to tell her Ariel. Jordan's been on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Oh my god, what are you doing? What am I doing? I'm trying to find out what went wrong with our date? And now I'm finding out what went wrong with our date. And you're thinking that I somehow have this evil genius plan to get dressed up like a baby like you were.

Everything was randomly picked like random. It wasn't random. I swear to you. I was pointing at ice cream sandwiches and you pick peas. I don't know target, okay, Like I don't even prone to very much. Yeah. The only time he's gone he was riding inside one of those little red cars you couldn't see. Oh, give him a break. I mean, can you understand why she would think that though, Jordan, well, I understand that. Okay, hey, yes we are wearing adult diapers.

But that was kind of the point, was that it was this random, fun date. You just said that was the plan to be wearing adult diapers. You just said it. You said it. You picked all of the little papering, and the plan would be random and fun. And I don't have this like deep seated thing where I want to wear adult diapers and eat peas around you milk and no. But like listen, you kept saying you didn't know what Bob the Builder was. How did you know

the theme song? You knew that theme song. It's just a catchy theme song after you hear it once or Chrysene, I know the Bob building. Everyone, Yeah, can fix it. Yes he can. I mean, that's it like saying it wrong, but that's builder can fix it. Oh whatever, Jeffrey, we're not talking about. I think I'm sorry sorry for Jeffrey's Bob to build their flex over there. But I actually

honestly believe Jordan. I think that he totally screwed up the date and I think that, you know, Jordan, maybe like the wine aisle and like a game of Twister may have been something you wanted to point out instead cheat. Yeah, but men are just terrible planners sometimes. I mean, they not all men, but he is Jordan is we are. Yeah, and I'm sure he actually looked kind of cute in

that diaper. No, Jeffrey, No, no, it was not cute, you know, And like all I'm I'm doing them, sitting there thinking like just wait until date number two happens, and like it gets even weirder and he's sitting on my lap and I'm like scream seating a mash bananas. That is ridiculous. That would never happen, Like I have friends though, no, you just don't like me and my friends, like we're fans of the show. So there's people listening that I know that are going, oh, what the heck's

wrong with Jordan right now? And I'm like, whoa, But well you're it's okay, Jordan. You need to come down. You are right about one thing. That date would never happen unless I ask her right now, Ariel, would you like to go out on one more day? Stop? Meanwhile, I'm over here having PTSD. No, come on, we'll throw the baby's arrow skift card just for good measure. He's joking, He's joking, Ariel, I think Jordan is a good guy.

He puts some effort in it went wrong. Is there any way you can like erase the image of him an adult diaper from your mind? Give him one more chance? Please? No, it is just too freaky for me. Yeah, we tried, Jordan. Ultimately, I think it was obviously I was just trying to

have fun. It's not obvious that I was trying to be like at an adult baby, all right, Jordan, Well, man, I feel bad about how this ended, and we normally don't do this, but instead of paying for a second date, we'll offer to pay for that Bob the Builder shot so you can find out finally how that episode finishes. Closure. Yeah, fine, I'll take it. I'm away. Can we build it? Yes? We yeah, Moving ninety two point five