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Second Date Update PODCAST: Theater Girls are Easy

Nov 18, 201618 min
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In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners is a ASPIRING actress who met a PASSIONATE young actor!!! And while they didn't actually go on a date..they did spend a ROMANTIC night together...at least thats what she thinks!! Little did she know that she may have said one of the WEIRDEST things ever!! And now the guy isn't calling back for this sole purpose! Find out what it was in the podcast below!

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Frooking Jubels second dat up date. Not many people know this, but one of my biggest regrets in life was that I didn't do theater really like when I was in high school and stuff. Yah, I feel like you would just bully theater kids. Well, I would have a little bit, but everybody also knows that theater girls are freaks. And I could have been getting lucky left and right in high school if I would have gotten into drama. But sadly I didn't, so I'll never know that experience firsthand.

It's always a regret of mine if I never do have a kids at the town getting theater so you can get lucky. I didn't theater for four years, and I think your stereotype is off. Speaking of theater freaks, we got one on the phone right now. Her name is Jenna, and she wants to do a second date update. What's up, Jenna? You animal? I'm good? How are you? Guys? Pretty good? He's not really spot on with that, is he, Jenna? No? What? No,

We're just normal people doing normal things, right, Jenna. I read your email and you hooked up with the dude that you want to call today after your first date, So yeah, I think calling it a date is maybe a little strong, to be honest. So you hooked up with the dude you weren't even going out on a date with case proved, game set match, Jenna. People don't

really date, like we don't have time. We kind of just you meet people that you work with and then you, you know, do things and it goes somewhere it doesn't and and Okay, you're all about feeling and passion, yeah, and drinking. And that is why I say I regret that I never went into drama. All right, Jenna, So tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today. What's his name? His name is Brandon, And where did you meet Brandon? We just got done

doing a show together. He's an actor and I'm an actor, and you know, it's really kind of uncool, like you never want to hook up. It's bad news bears, so like hook up with someone while you're doing the show. But then you know, we've just been flirting all through rehearsal and performances and he's hilarious, he's incredibly talented. So it was really sexy. Are you just saying that the rap party at the end of any run is your time to get it on with whoever you've been dreaming

about the entire time you've been doing the play. Yeah, it's that time where that like taboo which not everybody follows against, Like you know, sleeping with someone that you've been working with. It's like over because you're not working together anymore and you can do it. Thank you for confirming my dream. Sorry, yes, I mean there is a reason for that stereotype, I guess. But yeah, okay, So how did everything go down with Brandon? Then? It was

like it was good. I mean we have all this tension build up through the show and then at the party we just like let it all hang out and we got super wasted. We made out like in front of everyone in a corner like we were in high school. I mean it was embarrassing, but also like who cares? And how drunk were you guys? Pretty hammered? We're pretty hammered. I mean I remember everything, but but yeah, we were.

We were drunk. We were drunk enough to be you know, thirty year olds making out at a party, which is pretty drunk. Did you go back to his place or he come to yours? Um? I went back to his place. But first we like, first he was like, let's grab food, and I'm like, no, no, let's just do it. And I don't I perform better on an empty stomach. I don't want to sober up and start to think about this stuff. I mean, but we were so like I was really really hungry and we were so hammered that

we ended up going for fondu. Um. That seems like a really bad drunk food to me. It was terrible. We were drunk and loud and covered in cheese and just having the best time, but everyone in that restaurant hated us. Yeah, it sounds like an awesome day though, Huh. It was like it was so much fun. Like I knew he was fun, but this was like the next level fun, right? And so did you go straight to his place after the fondue? Yeah, we went back to his slave. Okay? And can I ask details about that

or is that? I feel like you're pretty open you should share something. It's true, I guess I just like don't really know what I can say on the radio. Um. Yeah, no, it was great. You into that one covered in cheese. Everybody was any the same situation as just like how our cheese, greasy bodies like robbing up against each other. No, I mean the most important part of all of it

is what it was like the morning after. I didn't really get to talk to him the morning after because I was late for my day job, so I didn't want to wake him up or anythingcause super early, so I just had to sneak out, which I didn't worry about it too much, and I just like sentime at text, was like, hey, I had to go. But now I've been texting him. It's been like a week, and I'm used to seeing him every day because of the show, and he's just sent me like one word answers as

to my questions. And I have no idea what happened, right, because now you're missing like you're missing a friend, and you're missing out on someone that you sound like you really like. I do. I do like him. It was an incredible night, and I think I want to see him like I would consider him relationship material. You know that's a big statement coming from a theater girl. How you guys look at relationships? It is Ye's You're right again, Juble, No, I feel like I've made a mistake. All right, Well

we'll find out for you. We'll play a song come back, and then we'll call him and get your second day up date. Okay, okay, all right, hang up brooking Jubil in the morning, Second Days inter Jubil stage right. Hey, mister Johnson, the grass is looking good today. You're gonna spend some time out there. Oh I'm doing fine? What am I gonna be doing today? Well, I'm glad you asked, because today is a special day, mister Johnson. We're going to find a date for Jenna. She's not getting a

call back from Brandon. We're gonna call him and ask him why. Why would he go out and then blow her roughness? That's not cool? You over there, you upstairs, you down the block? If are you excited? We're all excited for today's second date. As we marched down the street and we sing hip hooray, let's see if Jenna can get a call back and go out with Brandon one more time. Musical, thank you, thank you very much. I'm just happy to be part of the kick line

in the back. Yep. Well it's not about me, it's about Jenna right now. Yeah, and that reason we opened up the second date update like that is because Jenna met the dude that she wants to call today in the theater. They actually performed together and ended up hooking up after the rat party of their production, and now he's not getting back to her and she doesn't know why. Jenna, may I be in your next play whatever it is. I thought your performance was very interesting? Yeah, thank you.

That's good. The reviews will be out soon. I'll let you know what the New York Time says. But as for you, are you ready to give Brandon a call and find out why he's not getting back to you after you guys hooked up? Yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Well, we'll get him on the phone right now with Davis phone Umber and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, okay, okay, here were Hello. Hi, I was looking for Brandon. This is Brandon. Hey, Brandon, how are you. This is Jewil from Brook and Jewbil in

the morning. Hey, What's what's going on? Not much? What's going on with you? Uh? Just just getting ready ahead to work? Uh? Do you have any idea who this is? Uh? No, not one bit? All right, Okay, Well, it's Jewil from Brook and Jewbil in the morning. It's a radio show. All right, why are you guys calling me? Well, because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners, and she emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out why

you're blowing her off. Someone emailed you that I went on a date with Yeah. Yeah, you recently hung out with a girl that you know very well. Her name is Jenna. Uh what I mean? She knows that date is a pretty loose term here. I was gonna say we were not out on a date, right, She told us when you said you call for people who have gone out. I haven't been out on a date for months. I've been doing this this show. Yeah. Yeah, she told us that's where she met. You. Guys are performing in

the same play. Yeah, And she said that after you guys had finished everything and you were having the party for your closing night, she said that you guys made out at that party and then went and had some fondue and spilled cheese all over each other and then went back to your place. And I don't know, I don't want to even think about what was done there, but I did some stuff there together. Is that all true? Yeah?

I know, I mean it's uh, it's it happened. Wait you sound I mean you sound kind of hesitant about it, Like didn't you enjoy yourself? I mean, you know, we had a decent time and we had kind of had this real flirty thing going on during the course of the performance or whatever. But you know it was fun. Okay, all right, this is not good, not great, but fun. Yeah. I mean, you know, great as a whole other level if yeah, you know what I'm saying. So so was it just I mean maybe it was just a one

night stand for you and that's it. I mean, honestly, I wasn't completely shut off from it at first. You know, I didn't have to be a one night fan. I wasn't like, oh this is this is a one night stan Definitely. Okay, so it wasn't a one night stand. Definitely. Why is it a one night stand? Now? What's so funny? I could tell us? Yeah it was, it was. It was, Uh, we were pretty what happened? I have you have to tell me what happened? So at one point we went back to my place and it kind of took a

really strange turn. I'll be honest with you. Wait, who made the turn to strange, you or her. Well, I mean if it was me that made the turn to strange, I don't think we'd be having this conversation, right, that's true. You probably have just hung up on us and been like not interested. Yeah. So no, I mean it was it was totally. She made things so weird once we like actually kind of started froming around and hooking up, and I was just like, it was I felt so uncomfortable.

It was so I got really why she Uh, I really don't it's too it's so weird. I really don't think I should like, I don't think I know. I think now you've gone too far. Yeah, but she wanted to do the second date update, right, she we talked to everybody, were like, you you have to be willing to hear whatever this person says. So whatever it is so hysterical to you, She's willing to hear it. Okay, all right, fine, Maybe she doesn't think it's weird. Maybe

just you do. I think you guys probably will too. It really so we're like hooking up and you know, making out, and she kept insisting on calling me by my character's name from the play that we were in. What it was so weird. It was. It was so weird. That's weird. Yeah, so she wanted to hook up with the character and not you. Honestly, I didn't think about it that way. But that's me. I tell a lot weirder.

Why why does it make it weirder? The character that I played was Tiny Tim Carol, Tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol from a Christmas. Yeah weird, that's weird. That's insisting. I'm calling me tiny Tim the whole time. Tim, this tiny Tim kiss that Wow, What did you say to her? I mean I didn't say much, obviously. I kept going, oh my god. At least it could have been like Scrooge or something. I don't know, but not Tiny. I mean no, nothing is good from that play, I don't think.

But and at a certain point she stopped, She dropped with the Tim entirely, and she just started to call me tiny that tiny Okay, to her defense, is there any way she could have just been so still wrapped up in the play that that's it's just the name that she used, you know. I honestly, I think that's a question you're gonna have to ask her. I have no clue. Why don't why don't we do that? Then, Brandon?

You mean tiny tim Jenna? Do you remember, Oh, Brandon, Jenna is on the other line listening, and so are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Oh my god, her Jenna, are you still on the phone, Oh Jenna, I am How many shades of red are you right now? Jenna? About a million? Um like a whole rainbow of red. I do not remember saying that, Brandon. I thought I remembered everything that happened that night, but apparently I was wrong.

How do you not remember that? You must have said it like thirty times, but you don't remember this that you wanted me to call you missus Cratchett. The whole time it was weird, like I have no I have no idea what drunk me wanted to do. I thought it was funny. Maybe maybe drunk me thought it was hilarious. Yeah, it wasn't funny at all. Say anything about it. You didn't like stop, No, I didn't stop, but like I

laughed into the pillow a couple of times. Oh my god, But you could have, like I don't know, said hey, you owe me a coffee and then like us have a conversation about it. Instead of just ghosting me, like I thought, you know, like whatever, if you don't want to do that, saying again, that's fine, but I thought, if you don't want to role play tiny Tim and Miss Cratchett in the bedroom, she has a very good point, Brandon, I'm sorry. I'm a pretty honest person. Then it just

is what it is. Like we had a connection and now we don't have a connection. I'll be honest, like, I don't feel that great about it. Well, then you're obviously like kind of a dead inside jerk. I mean, how can you just like have a connection and then be like nope, nope, never happened. Like, well, like you either have a real connection or you don't, or you're dead inside, which you're obviously sad inside. So Brandon, I would love to ask if you will go on a

second date with Jenna. Will we will pay for it? Oh God, I don't think I could sit at a table and look her in the eyes at this point. So that's a no, you know, honestly, it's just it was too weird for me, you know, like we were these characters in this play and then we go back to my place and all of a sudden, it's trainy's him and missus Cratchet hanging out in bed naked. It's too weird. It's really weird, but an interesting continuation to the whole thing. All right, Well, Jenna, I'm sorry you

didn't get your second date. Yeah, I'm not sorry. And you know, obviously this jerk doesn't understand, like what happens when you get wasted and have some fun. Sometimes you get wasted and you hook up with tiny ten in the morning texted in seven eight five nine two that says, despite the role that that guy played, dudes don't want to be called tiny in the bedroom at all. If you didn't hear today's second date update, Jenna wanted to

call it dude name Brandon. They actually were in a performance together, a theater show, and they hooked up after their last performance, after the rap party, and the reason he wasn't calling her back was they got really drunk that night and she doesn't really remember, but she demanded that while they were being intimate with each other they go by their stage names. She was, hey, you know what, she is more of a method actor and which makes

it maybe worse. She wanted him to call her Misscratchets, and she was calling him Tiny Tim the whole time, which makes it even more disturbing because that's based that's Tiny Tim's mom. Yeah yeah, so on a whole bunch of levels, it's weird. Could she have gone with like Tim and imagine you when Tim's grown up even but I don't know. But anyway, it creeped him out too

much and he's not interested in going out with her again. Remember, if you want a second up, they don't have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving ninety two point five as your tickets to see Bruneurs One Cat of the Magic Fringding

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