Second Date Update PODCAST: “The Wart”

his email the wart wartame? Is that your name? Wart? No, it's not my legal name. It's a nickname my college body's bestowed upon me. Okay, that's kind of stuck. You convinced the girl to go out with someone who goes by the Wart, Well I didn't. I didn't drop it on her until I met her in Carson obviously. Okay, So what I'll call you Wart for this second eight update? What's your real name? My real name is Desmond, Desmond. Oh okay, yeah, I'd rather go buy Wark too, Yeah,

I thought so. Tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. What's her name? Her name is Jamie, Jamie and the Warts like good? Nice? How did you meet Jamie. I had met her on an online dating site. Okay, and what did you like about her from her dating website? Well? Everything, And to be honest, I kind of thought she was a bit out of my league, but I took a chance anyway, and uh, she agreed to go out with me, and when I met her in person, my suspicions were confirmed.

So she was out of your league. How I got how many levels up from you? About seventeen? Alright, so she's super hot, out of your league and you scored a date with their congratulations. What did you guys do? Well, we met up and ended up going to a hotel bar to kind of hang out. Oh that's Hotel bars are always CD. Yeah, but you know, to me, I find them to be very nice in the fancy places that show me in a good light that I can afford to go to a place like that. It depends

what hotel you're going to. If it's the W bar, then that's nice. Yeah. It was like a Motel six lobby, a little different. Yeah. What was her first reaction when she saw you? She actually responded to me, I feel like in a pretty pleasant way. She was very cordial, very excited, I thought I gave her Instead of doing a handshake, I went right for a kiss on the cheek.

Old move, sir. And uh. And this is how I introduced her to my nickname, because I said, well, you've just received a kiss from the Wart, and I don't think that's a good way to go into things. How do you react after you said that? A little confused? But that then opened the door for me to explain my nickname where it comes from. And uh, and she was kind of on board with all of that. So you're really I mean, you sound like you're very proud

of being called the Wart. It's a it's a nickname that has stuck for a while, and it kind of gives me a little bit of a legendary aspect. Yeah, I mean, definitely people know you. If I'm talking about the Wart, there's only one person I'm talking about, and that's you, I should hope. So all right, so how did everything go between you and her at the hotel bar? Yeah? I think very good. You know, we drank a little bit,

we talked a lot. We got to know each other very I'm not gonna say intimately, but you know, playfully. She laughed a lot. I laughed a lot. I may have told her one or too many personal things, like I ended up showing her a scar on my leg. Why why did you show her a scar on your leg? Well? I had told her a story about being injured when I was a teenager, and I was like, let me just show you, And so rolled up my pant leg

and there you go. And the scar was like on your calf muscle or something, right, not like your inner growing No, it's actually just upper thigh. Yeah, let's call it upper thigh. Okay, So you pulled your pants all the way up to show her this scar? Yeah, yeah, all right. Does that seem to turn her off at all? No? No, not at all. I think it actually legitimized me in my story because when I first told it to her,

she didn't believe me. And I was like, all right, well then you know you're kind of asking for it, and show her the show to the scar, and she believed me at that point. Can I ask, I mean, you sound like a very nice person, but are you not very good with women? I'm not going to be writing a book on women anytime soon, but I've had my mild successes here and there. Okay, I mean, I just can't imagine finishing a date with a guy that calls himself the Ward and he's showing me scars on

his upper thigh and still being stoked about the situation. Oh, come on, everybody loves the ward. Everybody loves to hang out with or go out with the warts. Like you. I could, I could see you like in the wart. Well, did it seem like she likes the wart? At the end of your date, Well, here's how it kind of ended. You know, things were going well, and uh, this is what I do. I because I'm very respectful of women.

Uh we split the check and uh yeah, and yeah, you're reason for that is because you're respectful of women, like well, yeah, because you know, I know she works. I work. I feel like it's a good move to be like, hey, you know, I'm not dominating you by just throwing down all my money and paying for that equality. Right, we're yeah, we're equal partners in this in this uh not quite relationship, but in the dating scenario. Now, normally the tradition is a guy will pay on a first date.

Did that seem to rub her the wrong way? I don't think so. She paused for maybe a half a second, but she was like, oh, okay, I get you. And then she said I respect that. Uh in return, and I offered to walk her to her car, which she said no, And then I offered to kiss her. I say, can I can the Wart get another kiss in? And yeah? Did you say it like that? Did you refer to yourself as the Wart and ask if the Wart could get a kiss? I did? I was you know, I

figured it work the first time. I figured I had one more in me and uh. I did say I would call her and she did say yes, so it seemed like a success regardless of getting that last kiss. And have you called her? I have? I have called her twice and I have yet to receive a response. Okay, and how long has it been. It's been a little over a week now. Yeah, it sounds like the Wart is getting the old blow off. All right, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second

date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on manrooking jubil in the morning. Second, I don't think I'm alone and saying, I don't know why somebody wouldn't want to go on a date with the Wart. Yeah, if you're just tuning in for today's second date update. The Wart is on the phone. That's his nickname. His real name is Desmond, I guess, but he goes by the Wart. And he went out with a girl named Jamie who's not calling him back. They met at a hotel bar, hung out

for a little while. He introduced her to the Wart, and then they parted their ways and they haven't talked since. And we're about to call her and see if something went wrong on their date. All right, Wart, are you ready? I am so ready? And has this nickname ever caused problems with women in the past. Surprisingly not. I feel like I carry the nickname with confidence and I think chicks dig that. Yeah, chicks dig warts. We know that.

All right. I'm gonna die the phone of her right now and see if we can find out why she's not calling you back. Okay, Okay, there we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Jamie. Yeah, this is her. Hey, Jamie, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, what's that again? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually send us an email about you. What

do you mean? I mean that one of our listeners recently had an experience with you and actually emailed to see if we could get you on the phone and talk about it. What do you mean by experience? What will kind of experience? I mean that you recently went out on a date with a guy and you're not calling him back. So he emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone to find out if he did something wrong during your date. What's his name? He calls himself the Wart? Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah,

of course I remember him. Yeah, yeah, I figured you would. He's kind of a memorable dude. We talked to him a little bit about your date. Did you like the Wart? It's so weird to say. He was kind of weird and charming. He had like a unique personality. Okay, charming, that's good, right, Yeah, But I mean have to say, I mean, I feel like I really felt like I was being pranked. What yeah? Was it because of his nickname? Well? Several things? I mean, who goes around calling them some

the word? So you think, I mean, you think that it could have been an elaborate set up by a friend. Well, that's what I was thinking at the start, but then halfway through the day I realized, so, this guy's for real in his own weird way. Was that exciting or it was weirdly charming? I mean we talked to him, and I mean he's kind of like he sounds like a fun dude, just like an interesting guy. I don't think he's boring at all. I mean, that's that's that's

not it. He's the guy with the unique personality and it's kind of grows on you, and you know, I guess you have to respect that. Okay, So did you not like him though? I mean, you're not calling him back after you guys went out. I mean I don't really feel a romantic pull towards him. Oh okay, So like at the beginning of the date you felt like it was a joke, and at the end of the day you felt how I was just confused because his you know, his personality is one way, but the way

he dressed was so he's not he doesn't dress very well. Well, I wouldn't say that he wasn't dressed well, it was just how he was dressed. I mean, in some ways he was dressed better than me? How was he dressed? What was he wearing? Well, he came in with me high boots. They were like leather with these buckles, and they were they were women's boots. He was he was wearing women's boots. Did you ask him about him? I didn't want to offend him, I mean, so I didn't

go into asking him all about it. But let me tell these were women's boots with like leather and straps and they went up to your knees. Interesting. I mean, I just couldn't get over his footwear was better than mine. They do make you feel sexy, though. I mean, I will say, guy should rock him one night and you're like, well, I can't strut in these, and I guess he's an odd guy. It wasn't okay deep, but I'm not going to go out with a guy that wears me and

my lady boots. Okay, I agree? You actually think they were women's boots that he was wearing. Oh yeah, I've never seen men wear boots like that. I mean never were there it was there a heel on them or no, he was in the bars. It was hard to tew, but I'm nine percent sure they were women's boots. I know how we can find out if they were in fact women's boots. I don't need to know their women's boots.

I mean I already know. I'd like to ask him regardless, because he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation. I want to talk to you. What Yeah, how how could he be on the phone, Hello, Jamie, where'd you get the lady boots? Wart? Let me tell you, guys, they are not lady boots. This is like absolutely ridiculous that this is this is this is a hang up that this girl had. Those were brown, knee high leather

renaissance boots. They are extremely expensive. I've had like three hundred dollars for though they're the pinnacle of men's fashion, right, I mean I thought you would be impressed with something like that. Look whatever you want to call them, those were women boots. I mean I bought them from a men's clothing store, So I mean I wasn't impressed. I mean if I was wearing them, yeah, that'd be great, But I'm not impressed if you're wearing them. So you

would wear those? Is that what you're saying? Yeah? I would wear them. I didn't want to go. I'm going out with the wear them. You know, I can't believe that you would not call me back just because my boots were more fashionable than anything you might have in your wardrobe. That kind of ridiculous. Well, I don't know, you know, it's just really weird between that and your name and it's cool with the ward I mean at first I got used to I got used to the word. Yeah,

I get it. But when I sew those boots, I mean I thought, well, maybe you ride the motorcycle, but I didn't see any motorcycle. Well I don't ride a motorcycle, but I thought that you would be excited to see a man who has a keen sense of style such as me. That's true. It's a bold move to wear knee high boots anywhere, especially on a date. Yeah, I apparently, I guess I came on too strong shoe wise. You act you're really going to ride them off from boots.

I mean I would have not gone out with them for a lot of other reasons, but boots wouldn't have been the dealbreaker for me. You didn't see these boots. I mean, if you tell these boots, I'm telling you you would not go out with him. Wow, this is the last time I go out of my way to impress a woman. Jamie, I would like to ask you if you'll go on a second date with Wart. We will pay for it. If I tell it were the boots, Yeah, if he leaves the boots at home. If he leaves

the boots at home, will you go out with him again? No? I mean even if he leaves the boots at home. I could just imagine him wearing some high heeled shoes on our next date. It's fun. You never know what kind of shoe this guy's gonna pick. There's no way we can get you to go out with him again, Jamie. No, I'm sorry. I really want to pass. And I was thinking you're wearing clogs on our next day fashion forward. Well, Jamie, thank you for being honest with us. We appreciate it. Sure,

and Wart better luck next time? Do you Okay? A hard lesson learn? I say, keep wearing the boots, man, that is sexy. Well, thanks guys, and if if you ever have anyone who's interested in dating the Wards, please do it all right, we will hook you up with somebody. Warts broken jewil in the morning text in at seven eighty five to nine two that says, I just googled those boots and they're actually pretty fresh. I kind of want a pair. I'll talk about what that means in

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If you missed the second date update. The guy that was calling in to find out why the girl wasn't calling him back was called the Wart, that's his nickname, and he wanted to call a girl named Jamie. We got Jamie on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back. He wore lady boots. Well she thought they Yeah, apparently reissance knee high renaissance men's renaissance boots, and I googled a picture of them. I don't think that they're very fashionable, but he said it's

the pinnacle of men's fashion right now. And I asked people to text in at seven eight, five to nine two if they want to go out with the Wart, because I promise him might help find him a date. Nobody wants to go out with the Wart, Yes, I mean, I granted the guy calls himself the Wart, and that is definitely a red flag. Yeah, but we should all give somebody a man in lady boots a chance. He's texting in if you want to date a guy who wears women's boots and his name is the Wart, Yeah,

he's here for you. Text in seven eight five, nine two. And if you want to do a second date update remember just email the show and we'll call the person who didn't call you back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome a board Flight ninety two point five