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Second Date Update PODCAST: The Secret Box

May 03, 201615 min
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If a guy asks you over to his house after a date... and says he wants to quote "SHOW YOU SOMETHING", chances are pretty good you know what's about to happen. Or so we thought... Today's Second Date Update definitely threw us for a loop. Listen in the PODCAST.

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NK and Jubels second d the guy on the phone for a second date update Today, I met a girl at a place where you normally wouldn't think you'd meet a lot of single ladies. As a matter of fact, most of people at this place have probably never even talked to a woman before. WHOA what Magic the Gathering event? Where he says that he met the girl that he wants to call today. His name is David. David, how are you? I'm good, cubo, but I just want to let you know that there are some women at this

Magic the Gathering interest group. There are definitely some women. You're right, then, David, you listen to the show a lot. Obviously you emailed in for a second date update. Oh yeah, I love the show. Okay, So you obviously know that if you told me you were meeting out a Magic the Gathering event, I was going to rip on you a little bit. Yeah. No, that's why I can, you know, hang with the best of them. So your worst what is this said? You met this girl to Magic the

Gathering event. I'm not really that familiar with I know you have cards and things like that. What exactly is Magic the Gathering for people who don't know. Oh, okay, well, Magic the Gathering is a trading card game where you use spells and artifacts and mystical beings to defeat you opponents, also known as plane walkers. So um yeah, it's um highly entertaining and it's great. As soon as you saw this girl at this event, were you excited? Oh? Immensely?

She um, like I said, we have some girls. But then when Tory walked into the room, everyone's ears, like in eyes perked up all my friends. She was cute. I bet other things perked up too, didn't they, David, Well, that's not let's not go. Let's not hit the load the belt. Okay, So sorry, you were saying that everybody was excited when she walked in and joined the group, right, yeah, she walked in. Um, I was taken aback. She was

very cute and I became nervous as you can imagine. Yeah. Um, but she kept coming over though to watch me play, and I ended up asking her out. Nice. And so you're emailing him for a second day update, So I'm assuming she said, yes, what Magical Land did you guys meet up for your date? That's a very funny quip there. Uh, Yeah. We actually went to a bar, and things I thought went incredibly well. We got deep into conversation about, you know, our hopes and our dreams, and it was just a

very pleasant evening. I mean that sounds really deep for a first date conversation. So she was obviously reciprocating the great feelings that you were having. Yeah, very much. Though. We actually so much that I invited her back to my part. Oh nice, it was your mom's sleep and stuff for Yeah, I have a job. You know, I have a job. I have my own place. You know. You know I am an adult. All right, I'll stop messing with you, man. So once you got back there,

how did everything go? Was it cool? It was great. I opened a bottle of wine, and like, I just felt very close with Toria. Felt actually closer than anyone else I've ever been on a first eight with, and I just wanted to share kind of like everything with her in that moment. It was very nice. If everything went so well, then why do you think she's not calling you back? Well, I don't know. That's why I'm

calling you, guys. I mean I left to go open a second bottle of wine, and when I came back she was gone and just sent me a text about twenty minutes after she had left, saying sorry, I had to leave emergency. That's a direct text. So you never got you never got a goodbye from her at all, No, nothing, And she hasn't returned any of my text or calls, and she hadn't even come back to the Magic Club. I don't know what the deal is. Are you worried that maybe you came on too strong, like it was

too much for her? You know? I thought about that, of course, But that's the way that my mom, who does not live it with me at all, has taught me to be open. So that's kind of like, I feel like I was true to myself and I'm happy with that. I just want to know where she's saying. Okay, So she just disappeared and then sent you a text twenty minutes later saying sorry, I had to leave. I had an emergency. Yeah. Did you get a kiss or anything? Way you guys were hanging out, Well, no, I didn't

get a kiss. I maybe I should have tried that. I was talking a lot. I just I guess I've just been going for the kill, so to speak. It's just hard to imagine any emergency that would require you not to be able to walk to the kitchen and tell the person that you're leaving. You know, yeah, and you know that's been bothering me. So that's kind of why I hope you guys can help me out and maybe get a hold of her and U, you know, maybe find out what happened. David, Why didn't we think

of this? Just dawned on me? What are you talking about? Invisibility cloak? She had one, She had to have had one. That's how you didn't see her when you came back from the kitchen. I get it. It's very funny. Um, you just help me out this girl. Okay, we'll play a song, we'll come back, we'll call her and get your second date update. All right, great, thank you so much. You're welcome. Hang on, man, looking jubil in the morning.

Imagine this. You're sitting with your friends playing magic the gathering, and then into the room walks a fair maiden. So what dost thou do? You walk up to her and you wonder does she have spells of enchantment? Is she a succubus? Possibly? Is she a vixen? Most definitely? So you pull out your conjury stick, and you asked her if she'd like to come back to your place to peruse some elixus. What does that mean? I don't really

know what that means at all. I was just making up a bunch of stuff because the guy on the phone. For the second date update today, David met the girl that he wants to call at an event that he goes to for people who play magic. The gathering they play magic cards and stuff. He met her there, They had a connection, and then they went back to his place where they hung out for a while, and then he went to go open a bottle of wine and came back and she had left. She never said goodbye

to him or anything. Twenty minutes later, I guess she shot him a text message that said, basically, I had an emergency and I had to leave. David, are you ready to give the Fair Maiden a call? Yes? I am great. Intro by the way, Cubo, very appropriate. I loved it. Did I get Did I get all the terms correct? I'm not very familiar with magic. You got zero of the terms correct? Okay, I'm just worried about the conjuring stick. Still, I feel like that should be

put away on the first date. Yeah, the conjuring stick doesn't come out for a little bit. I'm a gentleman. Keep your conjuring stick in your pants. Okay, all right, I'm gonna doubt the phone number right now. Get her on the phone and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back. You're ready to go? I am? Yeah, all right? Hi is Megan. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Well, that's not her, is it. You know what, David, she's a changeling.

We were trying to call a woman named Tori, but she has turned into Megan. Could it could be that you just missdialed. It could be that I doubt the wrong number, or I think she's a changeling. I don't ever dial wrong numbers, David. Let's see if I can get it right this time. Hello, Hark, who's this? Hello him? I speaks Tory? Please? Yeah? Is hey Tory? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Hi, what's going on? Do you listen to the show once

in a while? Yeah? Perfect? Well guess what somebody emailed us about you? Oh what they say? They said that you're a great person and they really liked you a lot, but now you're not calling them back. Apparently you went out with a guy named David. Oh god, Okay, So David emailed us and told us about meeting you and your date and how you kind of just bailed in the middle of the whole thing and shot him a. Texas said you got to leave for an emergency. M yeah, that was kind of a that was it. I just

haven't gotten back yet. But there's no emergency. You don't just leave. Mean like, was there actually an emergency that you couldn't actually walk to the kitchen and tell them about. I mean there, I felt like I just the best thing to do is to go WHOA. You said a second ago that you haven't gotten back to him yet. Were you planning on getting back to him? That doesn't sound like a yes at all. Tory. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I guess not. So why not? Did

you just not like him? Well? He was really nice, but I don't know that we really clicked. Why would you go back to his apartment? Then? If like things were not clicking, you know, well I kind of thought they were. And then when we were there I realized it was not as much of a match as I thought. Why not? I got a little there were just sort of a weird moment. I got, to be honest, a little weirded out. So I laughed, I would only leave a date like that if I was actually scared. Yeah,

you could say I was scared? All right, Well how did he scare you? What did he do? Okay? Uh? So basically we were having a really nice time, and you know, he was telling me really nice stuff that he never felt this way before in a date, and it was really nice. And then he told me he felt so close to me that he wanted to show me something. Did you wanted to show? Okay? What did

he want to show you? Because where my mind's going at all, that's where my mind going to and I wish it had been that um but instead instead he reached under his bed and he pulled out this box. What was in the box? Well, he went to the kitchen to go get more winery, and I was curious, like, what is in this box? So while he was in there, I opened it and in the box were all these framed pictures of himself naked. And did you just say

naked frame pictures of himself. Yeah. Also some of them were like with him naked with a bunch of other naked people. Weird. Yeah, it definitely weirded me out, and I was like, I don't know what's going on here? Is this guy a total creeper? Like yeah, so he was gonna show He said he was feeling really like good about the date and meeting you, and he wanted to show you naked pictures of himself apparently yeah, yeah, yeah. So I instantly freaked and was like, I gotta get

out of here. Well, Percy do it in the pictures like just standing there naked or trying to be sexy. I didn't really look at them long enough to know exactly what he was doing. I just saw him like naked or a naked bunch of friends. I don't know what they were going. Glad you got all the situation. Sounds kind of creepy, But aren't you curious why he

was going to show you naked pictures like that? I mean a little curious now that I'm safe, But at the time, it was like alarm that ye perfect, Now that you're safe, I'm gonna let you know that he's actually on the phone listening and we get to ask him right now? What? Yeah, no, Hi Tory, it's David Tor. Please don't hang up, don't go anywhere. There's a very good explanation. I'd love to hear it. It's a little personal, but now that everything's out there, I might as well

explain myself. I wanted to show you those pictures because that's actually me and my family. Um what what? Your explanation did not help you at all, David? Why do you have naked pictures of you and your family? My family practices nudism. Um, it's a real thing, and I believe that. We just believe the human body is beautiful. It's actually not a bad thing. So we're not as creeped out about the human body as maybe the rest of society is. Obviously, I moved away and I don't

practice anymore like amongst everybody else. But when I go home, I do still, um practice nudism. When what's my family? Why? Pu? Yeah? And why are you going to show me that? Why would I want to see that? Well? I you know, we take pictures because that's just I mean, our family's always naked and we want everything like a closed family. Would want like, I don't get why were you gonna show me that though? I mean, well, I wanted to show you because Tory, I felt so close to you

on our date. I know it would make me seem a little vulnerable and maybe he seems silly, but I wanted you to know about me and you know, all of me. It was a first date. How how was that appropriate for a first date? I know, I you know, I know, I know it's I mean, it seems silly now because it obviously didn't go very well, but I was having it such a nice time as these were moving very quickly in a way that I was no unt I'm very happy now. He just so so close

to you. He just wanted to show you his mom and dad with no clothes on. At this point, Torry, I would love to ask if you'll go on a second date with David. We will pay for it. I'm sorry, but no, weird the first dinner to meet his parents. I think, is there any way to reconsider? I mean, I'll no, sorry, you seem like a really sweet person, but no, I can't. I mean, I'd love for you to at least come back to you know, the Magic Club and I'll show you had to become better. I'll

show you some of the secrets. At least it becoming a better player. No, I don't want to know any more of your secrets. Broken jewel in the morning,

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