Rooking jewels. Second data day. You remember being a little kid. You're in school and you're coloring something in your coloring book, and then you see the girl that you like. You know that she's coloring something too, so you walk over to your figure. It's a good opportunity to bond over something. And then you look at what she's coloring. You say to her, that's terrible. You're the worst colorer in this class.
You should stop right now. Mine is way better. Hoping that you can just break her confidence down enough so that she would like you. That is actually how little boys do it, which apparently strange that's still a thing in the adult world. Yeah, also not surprising because Jared sent us an email to do a second date update today and apparently he met the girl that he wants to call while coloring. What Jared, how do you meet
a girl while coloring? Well, my buddy Robbie told me that there was a meetup group at a local bar. Then he said we should get wasted and start coloring. It's a great way to meet chicks. You went do one of those adult coloring nights. Yeah, I mean there's adults everything. Now that there's like adult camps, all these things we did when we were kids. Now I guess my generation we're doing it as adults, but just getting drunk. And it's I'm guessing you were the only men there.
We weren't the only men there. We may have been the only degenerates there, but there were other men. And did you hit on her the same way that I described? You walk up to her and just rip on her coloring abilities a little bit. I did not rip on her coloring abilities. I actually I saw her at the bar. I walked on over to her, and when I was getting my pint, I looked over and she was actually drawn a pretty amazing dragon. This actually sounds like it's
more fun than I thought. There's a dragon. She was drawing, the fantastic looking dragon. I just knew this thick wasn't hard to shit tattoos on her and stuff. She definitely knew what she was doing. You're like, well, you can stay in the lines, ma'am, And that is a turn on to me. So how did you trick up a conversation with it? Well, I looked over to her and I said, that's a nice dragon you've got there, and and she looked at me, a little funny, and I say,
I said, could you help me out? I'm not as good as an artist as you, So I asked her if I could borrow her purple I ran out, So you took her purple crayon home with you? No, I didn't think at home. I don't want to get arrested or anything. I feel from this girl right away, right away. Eventually you'll steal something from her, but not not right now. Eventually. You guys sound like I mean, you sound like you were pretty drunk. Yeah I was. She was nowhere near
as drunk as I was. She was maybe a little tipsy, but the tears okay. She was more of a lady than I was. A gentleman. Did it seem like she liked you a lot? Though? It did? I mean, we first started talking, it seemed like we were really hitting it off very well. And eventually I asked her if she wanted to go to a different bar that wasn't hollering, then we could actually talk and get to know each other. And we went and wait that night, you guys did or you went on a date. Later that night we
went out. We went to a different bar. Oh nice? And how was the other bar. By the time we got to the second bar, we started talking about her job, what she does throw a living, and maybe she's weird out, but the fact that I really liked that she's a glassblower. I mean, how many glass blowers do you know? I was really excited about her. I don't know any glass blowers. I don't know any either. Yeah, I just I thought that was the coolest thing in the world. And maybe
I talked about it for too long or something. Did you get too excited about it? I mean I was talking to her about blowing glass and I may have said, like an offhanded her bark about how good of a blower she is. She like, she doesn't hear that all the time, and er she does. I was just trying to be cute. Did you guys hang out all night? We know, for probably a good three four hours. It probably left around midnight. Oh wow. And it was in
a hook up though. No. I asked her trying to do anything else or go back to maybe my place or something, Jen, She I said, no, maybe not now, but give me a call some time. Okay. No, you're retelling this story and you keep bringing up the fact of how wasted your word. Do you think you have an honest portrayal of how the night really went? Oh, definitely,
I remember exactly what happened. I was a little too drunk at the first bar, but then by the time I got to the second bar, I thought, you know what, this girl's really cute. I should probably slow down and sober up so I can remember everything she's saying. Wow, that is that's amazing. That's responsible. Never happened in my life anytime I've been drunk around a girl that I thought was cute. I'm like, I better get drunk or so I can be smooth, smooth like jagged rock. Yeah,
I'm very impressed with you, Jared. So have you reached out and talked to her since that night? I have. I've tried to call her a few times. It's been about, i'd say a little over a week since that date, and I've tried to call her a bunch of times, and she always makes up some excuse, and I figured I could do some help with the say I really like her and I want to talk to her again. Okay, what We'll play a song, come back, call her and
get your second d update. All right, all right, thank you? Guys, a man hang up brooking jubil in the morning. As the old saying goes, the way to a woman's heart is by making off color remarks about her job. So Jared is on the phone for a second eight update, and he's obviously confused why he's not getting a call back from a girl named Leila. They met at an adult coloring night at a bar and they hung out
for a little while. He thinks he's probably not getting a call back because he made a rude remark about her job. She's a glass blower by trade, and so he made a joke about that. And I'll let you use your imagination as to what he was talking about. Again, she's a glass blower and he made a joke get and so he thinks that she didn't like that, and that's why she's not calling him back. We're about to get her on the phone, Jared, you're ready, yea, sir?
And I didn't hear Jared after you made the joke and it obviously fell flat. Did you apologize? She just like changed the subject. I didn't really need to apologize. I felt like we should move on. You didn't keep going back to it, though, did you did you hear me? Though? I don't think so. I just she moved on to something else. We started talking about her tattoos. Okay, cool, All right, Well I'll dial her phone number right now, see if we can get her to answer and get
your second eight update. Okay, thank you? Yeah, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to Laylah please? Yeah? This is she? Can I ask you's calling? Sure you can? Okay, Hey, who's calling? Oh? Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning? Who from Brook and Jewil in the morning. It's a radio show. It's always funny to me? What is all of? What's all that? That is Brooke and me? Jebil from Brook Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,
everybody hither, what's going on? Well? I'm calling you today because we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. His name is Jared Ah. Okay, and Jared told us about the night that you guys met. Did he Yeah, And he said that he really liked you and he's been trying to get a hold of you for a second date, but you keep saying you're busy. Yeah. He called me last night and I ignored his call. Yeah, he said that you've been ignoring all of his calls.
Is there a particular reason? Uh, it just wasn't what I thought it was. Could you guys tell him you didn't reach ne or something? Well, I mean, can you give me anything specific that I can tell him? He did. Look, he told us that you're a glassblower, right. Oh, yeah, he mentioned that. Yeah, he did great job, by the way, that's really cool. But he said that he also made a really bad joke about blowing things, and he thinks that that's the reason you're not calling him back. I mean,
among other things. Was it I mean, like that was bad? It made me roll my eyes. Did he just come off kind of like a bro? I mean yeah, he was just really immature, like that joke whatever. Probably like ninety percent of the people that find out what I do make that joke and then we move on, like, I don't know, it got weird. Well, what do you mean immature? Like, Okay, so he told you about all the coloring, like that's that was a color coloring night. Yeah,
he said you were really good at it. I am good, and I love it. It's relaxing to me. It's something that brings me joy, and we at one point later in the night like traded coloring books to look at each other's work. And I'm going through his and come across like a deer with female part drawn onto it, so well I would go with other female parts, Jose, Well, what yeah, what what are we talking about? What parts were drawing? Why do you guys need to know the specifics?
I'm not going to tell you because so it was basically like a like a painted picture, a dear human hybrid that he had drawn. Yeah, a very inappropriate one, okay, children's coloring. And I started slipping to the next page and the next page, and every single cute, cuddly animal. I kid, you not had some sort of inappropriate edition that you didn't find that funny? I would have laughed. I mean, yeah, like ten years ago, but I enjoy
coloring it really like it means something to me. I'm an artist, and like, sorry, I'm not interested in dating a twelve year old boy. Maybe he thought you would think it was funny too, don't you think? Yeah? I mean he kept looking over at me like, ah, isn't this hilarious? If he's like going through my drawing like it was so every single page that he's done it too. He's like, oh man, this one it's the same joke as the last page, except this one's on a rabbit.
The other one was a beaver. I kid you not, he said to me at one point, Hey, look at this graff. Just what's longer than it's neck? Oh my god, I'm not kidding. I still don't get it, though, because he said that, you guys hung out for like three
or four hours that night, like one we did. It's not like there was anybody else there, like we were drinking and laughing and having fun like I don't know, honestly, it just wore on me, like over the course of the night, he kept calling me the glass blower, like like British. I don't even know. He was so excited that I was a glass blower and thought it was so like medieval or whatever and just so obnoxious. You guys. Okay,
well I have some news for you, glass blower. Jared is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh my god, are you guys serious? Yeah, jaredy there, Yes, I am here, and hello to you, glass blower. He's not stopping with it, Jared. She didn't like that you kept calling her that I wouldn't continue it. Come on, she thought it was funny. She laughed every time I called her glass blow. It made me laugh, But I don't know if for the same reason. I mean, honestly, dude,
it was really obnoxius. I was laughing more at my life and the circumstances that moment. You could have fooled me. You seem like you're enjoying yourself after all those drinks I was buying. You seem like a really condescending whoa wow? I mean, did you not wonder why I kept needing another drink? Like? Jared? That was intense? Man? Why are you name calling all of a sudden, because that was really nice thing. I was taking this girl out to another another bar, and we were having a good time.
And actually she's saying that that I'm acting like a twelve year old and that you know, you didn't even ask about any of the things. You just laughed along and on the inside hated my drawing. Jared. In her defense, what is she supposed to ask you about drawing Genitalia woodland creatures? If it was so offensive to you, What didn't you say any thing? Not to mention half of those were my buddy robs anyway? Would you didn't even
care to ask about defensive about the drives. I mean, I'm sorry, I didn't know that half of them were your buddy robs, but like the second I saw them, it became pretty clear to me that you were not somebody I can have a conversation with and like, you know, and you to have a conversationally for the next four or five hours. Well, I wanted to be out that night. It was my one night out a week, and like, you know whatever, it was fine, but I don't want
to pursue it again, you know what I mean. I just don't feel like seeing you again, which is why I avoided your calls. And now I'm on the radio, like what what are you thinking? Wow? My god, I thought you were way more fun than this. I guess sober you are just obnoxious sphere, Wow, Jared, how can you not own up to any of that, Like just showing a girl a bunch of boobs and other parts and then glassblower jokes, like the whole thing is pretty obnoxious. God,
you two? What is it with you guys? We were getting wasted at a bar and coloring and coloring books. Fun. No, this is serious stuff, Jared, well, apparently for the girl and has toole story written on her arm. It must be serious. Listen, all right, it sounds like what you need is some twenty one year old co ed who's gonna go do shots off of you at a bar, and like maybe you guys can color on each other
with markers or something. That's just not something I'm interested in. Okay, you know you should be dating some fifty year old college professor with a rectile dysfunction. There's nothing but tweed jackets everything great. I'm not gonna have a conversation with him. I'm set. All right. Well, it looks like you two have figured out your type at least, but I still have to ask the question, Layla, would you like to go on a second date with Jared? We will pay
for it. Yeah, I'm good. No, it sounds like you were right on the fence. It does, doesn't it. Yeah. I hope to never see him again, unless you know, like I need some some boobs put on the glass. I blew you know what? You know? This really was eye opening to me. I don't need to date this girl ever again. Thank you guys for doing this for me. I guess I just need a college girl that has no brains in her head at all. Right, yeah, please enjoy. Just don't call me anymore. Okay, I will glass blow
a woman. Enjoy your life. Glass blow woman, glass Yo, worry bitty, thank you so much. All the glass glow a woman blow blow broken jewel in the morning text message in at seven eighty five nine two is OMG, that dude is hilarious. I totally would go out with him. Another one that says I have a great sense of humor and that guy is annoying. Of course, that's about today's second day update. Jared wanted to call a girl named They met at an adult coloring night at a bar.
People are doing that now where you go and color, and she was a glassblower. That was the thing that impressed him. Apparently he loved the fact that she was a glassblower so much that he kept saying it over and over again. That was really annoying. But the reason that she really didn't want to go out with him was she looked at his coloring that he did that night, and he didn't really color anything. He just drew genitalia on all the pictures. He met him and his buddy,
and she thought he was immature. Well, it's it's funny if you're hanging out with your drinking buddy. It's not funny if it's a guy that you want to date. Yeah, you know, like somebody else. Text it in at seven, eight, five to nine two said I just want to see his pictures. Yeah I do too. Actually, I'm really curious. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.