Second Date Update PODCAST: The Air Mattress

they get a call back. Okay, Like there's the old leave the sweatshirt behind it his place trick, and then when it happens by accident, you're like, oh, yeah, I just have to say goodbye to it. Or you fake like you sent a text to the wrong number, like oops, oh sorry, I didn't mean to send it to you. But hey, now that we're talking, not a bad move. And then of course there's leaving a positive pregnancy test in the waste basket of his bathroom. That's like can

entrapment or something? Well, no, he's definitely gonna call you, and he's probably gonna have some questions and maybe want to meet up again. Yeah, a terrible father. Well, I'm just saying, the last thing you want to do is be honest. Okay, well the last thing you want to do is fake a pregnancy. I don't know, you always want to be honest. Yeah, I'm saying, just try it. It

It works. And MC guy in today's phone call thinks his date may have tried a little cat and mouse game with him to end up back at his place, and he was completely cool with it. His name is Nate, So what's up, Nate? Tell us about the girl that you want us to call today? What's her name? Her name is Chanell? Okay, Chanel, very fancy high end. Where did you meet Chanelle? Me and a group of friends. We got word of a spot up in the mountains and we went up there. We spent a couple of days.

You got word of a spot up in the mountains. That sounds like in high school when I used to go to Kaggers in the woods. Like, is that what you're talking about? Yeah, you know, it's definitely a party spot. It's like a little touristy area. It's good bars there. Good Okay, it's a little mountain town. Yeah, got you. It sounded like it was some meeting out in the woods. Dude,

these are the GPS coordinates. Just meet us there. But she ended up being up there with a group of friends as well, so we ran into each other, my group of guy friends, group of girlfriends. Right, So we end up pretty much by definition, hooking up that night. What do you mean by definition you have, Well, some people might have different definitions of hooking up. So so what's yours? Well? Are we are we the home run? Are we? Where do we at? We're asking you. I

don't understand your analogies. I hit a home run. That's that's We'll leave it at that. Okay, Okay, that's fine. Let's move on. So after you hooked up, is that what happened? Well, we were pretty much from the same town, so we ended up kind of exchanging numbers and you know, I got back home, uh, gave her a come. Well, we chatted for a bit and then uh we kind of set up a time in a date to go out and hang out. So okay, so how is that?

So we went out to a small place, uh, you know, kind of an outdoor are fire pit, kind of relaxing, you know, nothing uptight or anything. Okay, and what I mean, but like, what was your interaction with her? Like, did you guys connect? Yes, so hung out, had a couple of drinks. You got to know each other a little better through talking to each other. Oh that's good, there's a positive. Okay. So it got around like ten o'clock.

We got back to her place. I was dropping her off, and you know, I'm gonna wait until she gets inside so I can kind of see her door from where I am in the truck at her apartment building. She's not getting in. So she comes back down and she says she's locked out. Oh you think that's an excuse? Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean she had two roommates, she said, both of them weren't home, both of them weren't answering their phone. So I'm kind of like, I see where

this is going. Oh man, I mean, if you're a girl, wouldn't you think your roommates. It doesn't have anything to do with her being locked out. She wants to hook up with you, man, and you didn't ask her, you'd already you already hooked up once. I mean that's the assumption, right, Like, if you've already done it once, you're gonna do it again. Well, we didn't really hook up. Look up, we just you know, we hooked up. Well number right, I'm confused again. Okay,

right down the door to her apartment. No, I mean I just said, hey, you could come stay with me. It's not a problem. So you know, I have an air mattress that I take camping that you could sleep on. So wait, Nate, I mean that's cool, Like I think that that's fine that you guys don't want to hook up. Hook up or hook up. I don't know which one. You know, I didn't. I didn't want to impose just because we had hooked up in the past that's considered.

Did she agree to that? Yeah? She came back and uh, you know, we watched a little TV, but we were tired, blew up the air mattress, turned the TV off, and then just kind of went to sleep, and I went in my room and that was it. Yeah, I mean I wish I knew she was coming over. Yeah, how did this whole encounter end? I woke up the next morning and she's gone. Huh. So she called an uber or one of her roommates or something to come pick her up. You must have but I go where she

was sleeping, where the air mattress. The air mattress is flat. Oh my god, you gave her a mattress with a hole in it. I mean I had had that air mattress for like at least three years. I take it camping. It's a queen size air mattress. Thing is, the thing is very expensive, Okay. So I'm like looking at it, and I'm like, did she pull the plug on it? There's a hole in it? Oh no, No, it's an air mattress. Like to have one for three years is amazing. Yeah,

but this is a luxury air It's a Gucci air mattress. Brooke. Sorry, it was like two hundred bucks. Dang wow. So wait, what are you saying? Like you're sad that she had to sleep on the floor instead of an air mattress. Are you sad that I'm kind of I'm kind of pissed about the air mattress, to be honest with. So are we calling her now so she can reimburse you for the air mattress or do you actually want to

see her again? Well, first I want to ask her what happened with the air mattress, Okay, and then maybe get another date. I don't know. That hole is kind of suspicious. You are a strange man. I just feel like you may just have to take the loss. No, but I also feel like you're trying to do things right. I just don't think they're going right right. Well, in the accusation that she destroyed your air Matt, yeah, I'm

probably not going to go over a while. Yeah, well, we won't bring that up, but we will play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Chanel, and we'll try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, Nate, I'm really really hung up on the Sara matches. Okay, hold on, we'll do it after this. Right. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we're speaking to a modern day Lancelot, a true Charlatan of chivalry. His name

is Nate. He met a fair maiden named Chanelle on holiday atop a mountain magical where they engaged in some old fashioned buggery, and after that trip they went on a date back home again, where he drove her to a bar in his lifted pickup truck. Yes, at the end of the night, she did get locked out of her apartment, and like a true gentleman. He offered to let her sleep on the floor of his living room

on a two hundred dollar air mattres yea. The next morning was very upsetting for Nate because not only was Chanelle gone, but his mattress was popped a luxury mattress And where did Chanelle Go's that right, Nate? Look, I could pick up the sarcasm in your voice, but I really want to get to the bottom of the air mattress ordeal. So me too. Well, I think where you went wrong is the true gentleman move is to offer

her your bed and you sleep on the couch. Yeah, but I thought that would make her feel uncomfortable being in a strange bed in a strange room all by herself. You know, So you think she took that anger out on your air mattress. I really want to make accusations, but I'm suspicious. Now, okay, okay, all right, Well, let's get to the bottom of this mystery. We're gonna call Chanelle right now. Well, let's let's figure out the important stuff first. What did she do to your poor helpless

match for us? I'll tell you right now. She gets another date with me if we can get to the bottom of it, all right, I like it. All right, let's find out here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Chanelle please? This is Chanelle. Hi, Chanelle, my name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a moment to talk with us? Okay, what is this about? This is about a segment that

we do called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can reach out to our show and we'll call them for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, so somebody called you about me. Yes, you're quick, Chanelle, I know right now. Sometimes we spend like ten minutes trying to explain how this works to people, and we're like, no, seriously,

they want to get in touch with you. But the guy that emailed us about you, his name is Nate. Oh my god, are you kidding? I'm not kidding as totally as that was like something Nate would do. Really, Yeah, Nate told us about your interactions together, and he seems like an interesting guy. Yeah, he is quite interesting, a little awkward, Okay, I mean it sounds like you guys spent a lot of time together. From what he told us.

In fact, he said that you guys hooked up, but not hooked up, hooked up just we couldn't really tell what he was saying. Honestly, it was something in the mountains. Yeah, you may have kissed, We're not sure. We didn't really hook up in the mountains. And I could tell that maybe he was a little nervous, and I wanted to give him another chance. He's cute, he's charming in like a weird way. But even after the second time and we you know, we had some drinks and I thought

he'd loosen up a little bit. I started to think that maybe he wasn't into me, or maybe he was a virgin, because he just was so awkward. He didn't touch me, he like, I think he was just trying to be like polite and be chivalrous and not take things too quickly. But you can do that. You can do that and still like cool. Understand when someone's blatantly hitting on you. I mean, what was going through your

head when he's blowing up the air mattress? Then, well, first off, I was super confused and why he was pretty much forcing me to sleep on this air mattress. Like I even told him. I was like, it's cool, I don't mind if we snuggle a little bit, like trying to ease my way in and not make him feel uncomfortable. But he just was very persistent that I sleep on the hair mattress. So I rolled my eyes

in defiance, but I clubbed on the air mattress anyways. Okay, Well, the air mattress is actually a little bit of a point of contention with Nate. What do you mean, Well, because when he went out the next morning, he saw that you weren't in the apartment anymore, and his air mattress had a hole in it. Yeah, it lasted like three minutes. I slept on it. I rolled around a little bit. I could hear the air wheezing out of it as I was laying on it. Oh, and you

just know it's going to be a terrible night. At what point did you leave? Did you wait till you were fully on the ground, or did you fail on the air mattress before it was delated. Well, there's a little bit more. I guess. I don't know if I should even indulge, but I felt like at this point you guys know everything. So I did get up, you know, maybe a half hour afterwards. I was just super uncomfortable on the air mattress and I was gonna go sneak

into his bed. You know. We kind of pulled around a little bit in the bed and hooked up, and I thought, you know that maybe he just needed me to make the first move. Yeah. Yeah, Well the next morning, when I woke up, I rolled over it and it was not Nate. It was his roommate. What wait, wait, wait, and what happened? So I thought that there was only one bedroom. Apparently there were two bedrooms, and his roommate had like the same build in the same hairstyle, And yeah,

I was a little bit tipsy. So I had a good time with him, and I really thought, I was like me, surprise me, Wow, this is cool. My god, you looked up with his roommate. You're the aggressor here, and you didn't realize till the morning. Yeah, the next morning, and the sun rays were coming through the curtains and I obviously made a mistake, and I realized I made a mistake, so I called my roommate to get me the hell out of there. Can you imagine the roommate

last night. I mean, he just went with it. That's the thing. The roommate just went with it. He didn't stop you and tell you, or I mean, I don't remember him trying to tell me. He definitely didn't try to stop me. I don't I don't know, but I didn't tell me because one, I think it break his poor heart. And two, I just don't want to be an awkward situation where I have to be around those two guys. Chanel, I hate to break this to you,

but you did kind of tell me. Wait what, I didn't tell you this, but Nate's been on the other line listening, and he heard everything that you said. Oh my god, you're kidding Chanel. Hi, Oh my god, me I'm so sorry. Yeah, that that was quite an earful. I mean, I really definitely didn't mean for it to go down that way. But oh no, no, I don't think you can blame Chanella on this one. I think

that it's all your roommates bad, Nate. I mean, she was just trying to come in and have some sexy time with you, right, And I mean, look, you know, things like that happened. But we gotta talk though, well, I mean, I felt like you were redicting me, So even if they happened in your room, you probably wouldn't have done anything. No, No, listen, hey, you know it happens to the best of us. I want to talk

about you know, the air mattress you were sleeping on. Wait, yeah, the air mattress that deflated five minutes into me laying on it. I wouldn't even call it sleeping. No, there was a hole in that air mattress, obviously, I'm just curious as to how that happened. Nate. You don't care about her hooking up with your roommate, No, I mean, it's what are you gonna do? Man? You know, I want to know what happened. Did you have something sharp in your pockets? I didn't even have pockets made. I

was wearing a dress. I didn't have pockets. I don't have any sharp jewelry. If you really think I popped that air mattress, you're delusional, Nate. The description sounds like it was not in the best shape. That's a two hundred dollars air mat I've been taking that camping for three years. That there was nothing wrong with Do you think that maybe it got a hole in it, and those many times you were taking a camping. I can't

believe you're blaming me for this. I'm twice the size of you, and every it was fine when I left on it. If you knew it was deflating, why didn't you come and get me? You woke me up, she tried me. I just really don't understand, Like, did you hear what I said I hooked up with your roommate last night? Did he say anything to you? No? I mean, well, he started a conversation about you, and then we kind of just you know, and then he went on a hand in about your stupid hair matchet that was already

deflated before you gave it to me. Well, him and I him and I went over and looked at it. We were trying to figure out a way we could patch the hole. I mean, you came up in conversation. But wait, so did you know Wait? Did you already know that this happened? Nate? I actually had no idea that that went down. But I want to get back to the matter at hand here. I need you to really really just think back to that night. I mean

as much as you could possibly remember, Okay, Nate. You know what, I think we're running out of time to learn all the details about your mattress. At this point, there's probably no good time to do this. But let me just ask Chanel, would you like to go out on another date with Nate? We'll pay for it. You're kidding, right? I wish I was, but I have to ask you that. Um no, thank you. But if you can get his roommate's phone number for me, I might try bat again.

Yeah sounds fun. Nate, could you email us your roommate's phone number? Perhaps, whatever, I'll give you his number. But you know what, I'm a little angry because you guys are supposed to help me out today. You know, we we we couldn't get to the bottom of what I want to get to the bottom of. I mean, yeah, you're right, No, your roommate got to the bottom first. Yeah. Point five