Second Date Update PODCAST: The Adult Virgin

a guy named Marcus. And apparently that's one of the issues that she thinks might have been kind of weird on her date, is that the dude is an adult and he's a virgin, and I don't know. We'll get into it, but tera, how are you doing? Hi? Guys, Hey can't believe we're already dubbing her date Marcus the adult virgin. What you have to do, That's what you have to do. First of all, how did you meet this dude? I met him on a dating site? Okay, iaa what website? Was it all virgins dot com? Were

you like trolling for virgins online? No? No, I know it was dot com? Okay, all right? And what were you attracted to online about him. We had a lot in common, and he just seemed like, Okay, I don't want to sound weird, but he seemed like genuine, kind of innocent in a way, and I just he seemed really sweet. Okay. And how long did you guys chat online before you decided to go out? I like four

or five days? Like we had been like getting a really nice connection with each other, which I thought was really cool, Like, oh, this is a real guy, like I could have a real seat with him. Is this the first time you've ever online dated? I've done like the cheap oh, like the apt one on your phone, plenty of fish things like that. Yeah. Yeah, those aren't where you find the prime grade a beef online, you

know what I mean. Yeah. It wasn't like the freeb ones where they just wanted to hook up with you. It was like he seemed like he actually wanted to have a conversation. Of course, those ones probably scare him, he's a virgin. So what did you guys end up doing when you went out? We start off and run to a bar, really low key, we just got some drinks. Did he seem nervous or you know, did he feel the stereotype I guess of a virgin. I mean, there was definitely like more of like a sweet quality cham

than any other guy. I had really gone out on a date withst Like. He wasn't pushy, he was a little flirty, but it's like, I don't know, I could feel very comfortable with him. So, how was the actual date, like when you guys were out having drinks? Was everything cool? Yeah? Yeah, it was cool. It was like having really nice conversations and drinking and finding out more about each other. It was I think it was really good. First Dave, And how did everything in with you guys? Did he seem

like he enjoyed himself? Well, the date, the date actually continued after we got drinks. Oh it, we actually went back to my apartment, just forward with the adult what'd you guys do at your apartment? And how'd you lure him back there? Candy? It was very innocent. It was just literally I just said I want to keep hanging out. My apartment was very close to the bar. We wanted to go back watch a movie and we you know, we kissed and stuff. Nothing like you know, so you

guys actually watched a movie together. I mean we started watching a movie and then you made out a little bit. Yeah. Well yeah, but that quickly began us getting a little physical, how physical for him, like holding hands or I mean we didn't have sex, let's just say that, but we you know, we got to know each other. I was you got to demolish his veca on the first night. He's like, eff it, So you guys, you guys messed around a little bit. I mean, we fooled around and

we had been drinking. So now I'm starting to think that maybe I pushed him a little bit or something, because I don't know, I kind of feel bad that maybe he didn't necessarily want to do that. Did he seem like he was bothered by it? I mean, everything you've told me just sounds like he was into it. I mean he was into a while we were doing it, but it was kind of an abrupt end. He kind of was like, I gotta go, I'll call you tomorrow and kind of just Okash. Maybe he's just worried that,

like things were going to progress too quickly from that point. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean it's it's been like ten days now and I haven't even heard from him. So yeah, maybe he's just frustrated with me because I was moving too quickly for him and he already kind of you know, told me his deal, and maybe I kind of like stuffed over. You know what. I never asked you this question, Tara, Are you a virgin? I

am not a virgin. Well, I don't wanted to make sure we're making fun of this guy, go like, oh, he's a but you could have been too. I had no idea. I mean, I don't want to just like label you as a not a virgin if you are a. Yeah, so how many dudes I'm not gonna get all right, I don't need that information. I guess what's the last thing that he said to you before he left? Literally the last thing he said was he would call me the next day. He hasn't called you the next day,

all right. I think that's a good sign that maybe he doesn't want to talk to you. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you guys. All right, hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for the second part of your second date update, it's sort of a role reversal. Today, Tara is on the phone and she wants us to

call this guy named Marcus. Tara thinks he might have been a little scared and she might have been moving too fast for him, because that dude is a virgin. Tara is definitely not a virgin, right, Tara, No, I'm not a virgin. But Tara feels like maybe when they were messing around after their date they went back to her house, she feels like she might have been moving too fast for him because the dude is a virgin. Do you think he's going to be really upset that

you've broadcast on the radio that he's a virgin. He didn't seem too embarrass about him being a virgin, So I don't know. I think I think he'll be all right. I guess I've never asked you how old he was. How old is he? He's twenty eight? Okay, yeah, if you've been a virgin, it's twenty eight years old, you're probably used to it by now. All Right, I'm gonna doll the phone number, see if we can get him on the phone and find out exactly why he's not

calling you back. Okay, all right, Thanks guys. Well, hey, can I speak to Marcus please? Yeah? This is hey Marcus. How you doing? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning from Who Brooke and Jewil in the Morning the radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because you recently went on a date with one of our listeners and they emailed me about you really yeah, and apparently now you're not calling her back. Okay, who is it? Her name is Tara. Do you remember going out with

a girl named Tara? Yeah? Okay, Well, Tara sent us an email and said that she really enjoyed your time together. But apparently it's been like ten days and you haven't called her when you said you would. So she asked me to get you on the phone and find out if she did something wrong on the date. Hey, would

she tell you? She said that you guys met online, went out for drinks, ended up back at her place kind of you know, made out, messed around a little bit, and then at some point you just said that you need to slow down and then you left. So she told you about our date. Yeah, it's in the second We do call the second date update. Somebody emails us, they tell us all about the date. And then we see if we can get that person on the phone.

And today that person is you, Marcus. Okay, do you have a few minutes to talk to us about your date with Terror? I guess okay, So did you like Tara? Yeah? Tara was nice. Okay, so everything was good. But you're not calling her back when you said you would because yeah, things moved a little too fast. I guess you could say. Okay, you know, when we talked to Terror, she told us about that she was worried that maybe she moved too quick for you. She mentioned that you have never been

with a woman before. She told you everything. Yeah, but that's fine, dude, Hey, that's your thing whatever. Who cares. But that's what she told us. And she thinks that maybe she tried to move too fast for you and that scared you off. I think she's right, she's right. Oh wow, Okay, but if she knows that, I mean, wouldn't be grounds to never call her again? Wouldn't you just want to talk about that with her? I just don't know if I'm her type of guy. What do

you mean by that? Maybe she needs someone I don't know a little more her speed. Okay, are you just looking for somebody who just is not interested in sex at all right now? Or no, I want someone in arrested in sex, I guess, but just maybe on my urbs, very very slow, Marcus, can you just tell us what happened to make you feel uncomfortable so that we can at least let her know because she's really curious as to why you're not calling her back. All right, Well,

things got a little physical. I mean we kissed a little. I guess she kissed my net. I don't know. We were getting a little physical, okay, and was that it? Then it was just too physical for you with the kissing. I mean she she did tell us that you guys made out and messed around a little bit. Yeah, and then she started to take my shirtles okay, yeah, and she's like this in my neck and then she goes out and wicked my armpits. What she licked your armpits

on purpose? I don't know. I can see how that would make you feel uncomfortable, though, especially if your arm it's Harry gross Man's arms pits are not attractive. I just can't believe that would be intentional. Well, I guess it was. It was kind of on the side of my armpit, like in the area she was looking like the area. Okay, so you can't really hold that against her then, because it's not like she like grabbed your arm, held your hand in the air and just licked your pit.

Maybe she didn't mean to do that. Did it totally like kill the mood right then? And you just wanted to stop. It was actually what she did, Vex, that really toiled the move, and I said, I need to end this. I gotta get out of here. Whoa what could top licking your arm pier? Well, she's she's in that area. And then she comes up and whispers in my ear, can I blow air into your butt? What? Excuse me? Could you repeat that? Can I blow air into your butt? She did not whisper in your ear

asking permission to blow air into your backside? Are you serious, Marcus? Marcus, you're serious of me right now? How would you why about that? I don't know why she could in my butt? Wow, I don't know. I've never I've never heard of that before. But I know a way to find out, Marcus. Terror is actually on the other line listening right now. Yeah, And and I need to know from her. Tara did you ask Marcus if you could blow air to his bottom? I don't even want to talk right now. I am mortified.

This is kind of awkward. Marcus. I did not say that. I did not say anything like that. You didn't say can I blow air into my butt? Go? No, I don't even understand. Oh my god, Well, Tara, how could Marcus mishear that? I didn't say anything like that at all? I said, Oh my god, I was asking if you like it when people blow air into your ear? How do you get? Still? Weird? But how do you get ear? I heard, can I blow air into my rear? Oh? So you thought she said? Can I blow air into

your rear? Yeah? Man, that's amazing. Marcus. You must have been You must have been so shocked when you heard that. If somebody had asked me that can I blow arrant in your rear? I wouldn't have known what to say. What do you say to that? I just had to get out, I guess. Yeah. I am. First of all, I'm mortified that you went a week thinking that I had said that to you. I was trying. I was trying so hard to be respectful and I because I really like you and I've been so embarrassed because I

thought you thought I was just going too far. And I guess you did think that. Yeah, I guess it's my fault. And I mean just a failure to communicate. Yeah, yeah, just bad communication there, that's what it is. Because I Marcus, I really like you. I think we had a really good date. No, I had a great time until you told me we wanted to blow aeron to my button. Well, now that you know she didn't tell you that, Marcus,

would you like to go out with Tara again? I will pay for a second date for you guys, absolutely. I mean, as long as there's no blow in aeron to intars. I'm there, Tara. Can you guarantee me? I don't know if anybody's ever asked you this before before you go on a date, but can you guarantee me, Tara that you will not blow air into Marcus's backside unless you asked for it? I will not, All right, Marcus, you have the no air in the bum guarantee. Yes,

and you guys are gonna go out on a second date. Okay, Oh, thank you, thank you. Yeah, congratulations, Tara you got your second date? Yay, thank you? Yeah, see. That's why we have second date updates to fix these kinds of problems. You know, it's a broken jupil in the morning getting lots of text messages in at seven eight five nine two about today's second date updates, lots of with a

hashtag blow air in your butt, which I like. If you miss today's second day updates, you have to go online later, listen to it, and move dot com just a few of the text messages that came in though this second day update was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Another one that says, what's wrong with that guy? Who? One who wouldn't want to be treated like a balloon? And I agree, I absolutely agree.

And another one that said, I'm totally gonna ask my boyfriend tonight if I can blow air in his rear. If you're confused by what I'm talking about, and you probably are if you didn't hear the second day update, then do yourself a favor and go online and listen to it and maybe nine two five dot com and then when you do listen to it, share it on your social networks with the hashtag blow air in my butt. Are single handedly going to start that trend, Yes, we are com