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Second Date Update PODCAST: Tasty Pizza & UFOs

Sep 17, 201416 min
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Today's Second Date (Steve) is a confused man... confused about his date... confused about his life... just plain confused. And we're betting in in the first 30 seconds of listening to his phone call, you'll understand EXACTLY why Steve isn't getting a call back. Hear it in the Second Date Update.
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Brooking Jubels. Second, I have no idea why the guy on the phone for the second date up date today isn't getting a call back from the girl that he went out with because he gave her something that no woman can resist on their first date, pizza. Steve took Alexis out for pizza, and apparently now Alexis isn't calling him back. Steve, how are you? Hey, man, what's happening? Not much, buddy, what's going on? I'm all right? I think it sounds sad, Steve. Do you really think pizza

did you in? I don't know what did mean, but something did. Okay. So your email that you sent us, that's pretty much all it said, was like, Hey, I met this girl for pizza, and now she's not calling me back. Why don't you give us a little bit of background on the girl? How did you meet her? First? Of all, we met on a like a dating app, and you know, it kept swiping, swepping, and finally I got her pitch and I was like, oh my god, I gotta take this girl out. She was so beautiful,

all right, right, right right? And then so I was like, there's this amazing pizza joint between the two of us. I'm like, why don't we go there? They have a pepperoni pie to die for. So I thought it was like, who looked like pizza? Let me come on. Okay, So you met her for pizza and anything weird happened while you were on your date? Did everything go okay? I think it went like us and like we had a

great time. We talked about all kinds of stuff. She's really she's like UFOs like I do, and she's like so into extraterrestrial stuff and off about that she did you say she likes UFOs like you do? Yeah? Man, like I'm really into like UFOs. Okay, did you just wake up, Steve? No? No, I've been up for a minute. What's up? You just get up? I'm all right. You sound like you're like half asleep? Stone? No? Yeah, are you Steve? Are you? Are you Stones? Steve? I don't know. Okay,

that's why you're talking about us or anything like that. Honestly, if you're really into UFOs and you talk about that a ton on your first date, chick's probably gonna think that's kind of weird. Yeah, it was. She's really into it too, Like you said, maybe, I mean But did you harp on it the whole time? Did you say that you talk to UFOs anything like that. Were talked a lot about it. But the pizza was really good too, Oh so you talked about that. How did the date end?

M the date ended? Okay? I was walking around like I wanted to keep going, want to hang out a little more, maybe getting back to my place, but she couldn't do it. So I walked through her car and like, I never kissed on the first date. So they gave her a nice like hard to buy, and I told her I'd like text her later and all that. And I respect your rules, Steve, because we all have boundaries. But what's your reasoning for not kissing on the first date?

Make them wait? Ancient Chinese secret? So why didn't you think she's not calling you back? Then? I just think that she doesn't understand anything. You think she doesn't understand anything? I mean, why wouldn't you call her back? I mean everything was great, pizza was great, conversation was great. It was like dating one on one okay, So everything seemed normal to you. How many times have you tried to

get ahold of her? And she has? She even responded to any of your phone calls or text messages or anything. I'm probbly three or four times and ships and happen back to me. Okay, you haven't heard anything at all, like not even I'm busy and I can't see you. No, Okay, all right, we'll play a song, come back, call her

and get your second date update. Cool? Thanks, alright, all right, buddy brooking jubil in the morning, Steve is on the phone with us and he wants us to call a girl name Alexis today to see why she's not calling him back. Steve, I'm gonna ask you before I even make this phone call, do you really want me to call her? Because it's kind of obvious why she's not

calling you back. No obvious, mean, man, Steve, you admitted to us that you're kind of stoned on the air with us right now, and you showed up to your date. I'm assuming probably stoned, and you talked about whatever if like if you showed up to the date stoned, I'm assuming that's probably why she's not calling you back. Okay, man, But like I was tat, you never assumed right, she was stoned too. I mean he said that she was also into UFOs. Have you been on a lot of

dates through tender before? Oh yeah, okay, and have they usually turned out good for you? Fifty fifty? Most of these people are undateable. Okay, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone right now, see if we can get her on the phone and find out if there's another reason why she's not calling you back. I could be wrong, dude, I mean, so she could have not have minded that you shut up Stone? Alright, it is legal, Yeah, I mean it's legal. You seem like a nice guy, so maybe it's something else.

I wouldn't have minded if she was, I know you wouldn't. You would have enjoyed it. Actually. All right, I'm in a dollar phon number right now. Okay, yeah, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Alexis. Yeah, this is Alex. Hey, Alexis. How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. Okay, how's it going? It's going good? Why are you guys calling me? You sound like you actually know who we are. I do know who you are. I know that when you

call people it's for like a week. You're crazy. Reason. Yeah, Alex I'm calling you because somebody emailed us to do a second date update with you. Oh boy, okay, his name is Steve. Idiots on the phone right now, right, and you're gonna like go, oh, he's You're gonna have me tell you about it. And then you're like, guess what, he's on the phone. Yeah, all right, you do know how the second date updates work. And I noticed that you just called Steve an idiot. Steve is on the phone.

Do you want to tell Steve why do you think he's an idiot? Yeah? I mean if he called your show and wanted to go through this on the radio, like, let's do this. Okay, all right, Steve, say hi to Alexis. What can you hear me? Yeah? What? Oh my god? How much did you smoke when you woke up? Alex I'm not mean you seem look just on behalf of like girls, we know when we go on a tender date, we know that it could be like a train wreck. We know that we know that we go, oh, he's cute,

you know this might work. Pizza seemed like a good idea. I have no idea why. And then I realized you love pizza because you you need pizza. You need pizza. You need chips. So is the problem that Steve is a stoner and he showed up to your date? I uh, I mean that's he's super chill. Let's just say that, yeah, super a chill guy. And it's not I mean, that's not all of it, but yeah, that's a little. I mean, I don't understand what's the problem is. We had such

a good time. I'm not really sure what's going on like this, Yeteve knows what's going on right now? I know, are you even listening to yourself right now? You don't even know what's going on? Can you imagine going on a date with you? Oh my god, I would love to go on a day with me. I'm so much fun alexas Steve painted it as you guys had a good time and that you're both into UFOs even you know what. I occasionally like I used to watch Battlestar Galactica.

Do you remember that? That was like a good show. But that's about it. Like, I couldn't you seem like you were having fun? I mean, at first I was kind of having fun. I didn't know if you were kidding. You're just so out of it and I just at a certain point, you just have to kind of I mean, like I'm on a date. I'm just gonna go with it. Pizza was good, I mean it was just sort of funny. Are you even there? Do you even? Are you inn awake right now? Why are you so upset? Why are

you so angry? I just wanted to hang with you and get to know you and listen to your eyes and coming at me was like spears, we are not on the same planet. Do you do you think maybe he'd be attractive if he was sober? I mean, I don't know who knows. Look he's toot like. I don't know if you guys like know what he looks like. He's he's like a good looking guy, but he's so I am confident Alexis. I guess you know how the second date updates work because you've heard a lot of them. Obviously.

I would love to send you out on a second date with Steve. We will pay for it, I will. I mean I kind of wanted I kind of want Steve to go on a second date, and I kind of want to watch. Okay, you just want to observe him. I mean, I don't know, it's pretty fascinating. Actually you're actually considering doing this again. Oh no, I'm not. I'm not going on a date with him. I want him to go on a date with somebody else. I'll be like the next table watching them, Steve go out a

date with somebody else. Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry. I can't go on a date with him. I mean, Steve, you're not a bad guy, You're just you're just out of it. Do I have any saying this at all? I don't. I don't think you do. Steve. I'm sorry, man, you did not get your second date. Alexis, I've never done this before. Where I'm going to ask you myself? Will you go on a second date with me? I've never done this before. Um, no thing of you. Last chance, let's do it? Come on. This is like the seventy

fifth time I've said no, it's always all right. Thank you very much for your time, Alexis. Thank yeah, yeah, thank you guys for calling. Thank thank you for listening. Appreciate it. Yeah, and Steve, I'm sorry, man, you did not get a second date. But you know, hopefully you can. You can get out there and keep trying though, don't give up, right, Thanks for trying. Yeah, no problem, man, all right, don't think Steve even knows he was on

the radio. Rner broken up in the morning. Lots of different responses on our text message board at seven eight five nine two people. I think kind of missing the point a little bit about what happened in the second date update. There's so many people that are just like, yeah, well, there are people that are really interested in the weed part of it. Steve wanted us to call this girl name Alexis. They went out for pizza. Basically, Steve on the phone with us, was even high and he's a

stoner big time. Alexis didn't want to go out with him again because he showed up to the date Stone and was just kind of weird the whole time, and she, you know, kind of let him have it until May. If you're gonna go out on dates, maybe find somebody else who smokes as much weed as you, or you know, don't go Stone. But they went out for pizza. And the reason I say that we're getting different responses than I had imagined on our text message board. I figured

most people would rip on this guy. There are a few people ripping on him. There are a few people ripping on her for being a little mean to him. But most people are texting in asking about the pizza place. I got like five texts right here. It says I'll go on a date with him. I love pizza. Another one says, where is this pizza place? It sounds amazing. The pizza place sounded amazing because he was high right well, which proves that all of our listeners probably high. Maybe

you were able to have them. Another text in at seventy eight five nine two says, you know how hard it is to get a good pizza in Seattle? What's the location? Are they open late? Hey, it's an important thing. Yeah, jubil it's not love, it's pepperoni, dude. Another one says, is there anyway you guys could just put up the link to that pizza place on your website. I really appreciate it. We didn't even really break down that long how good the pizza was. It was kind of a

side note that they went out for pizza. How do you guys feel about doing the entire show tomorrow around pizza? Sure, people love pizza. There's a need for it. Yeah, we can break down pizza for a while. I want to do pizza on the Tens. Tomorrow we'll give out a slice of pizza on the Tens. Yeah yeah, Domino. I mean there's tons options so the Radio of Yelp. I think we learned a lesson from the Second Day update.

If you're gonna go out on a date with a girl, probably don't show up stone out of your mind unless you know that she's into that, and then it's cool. Um. And we also learned take her out for pizza, because everybody loves pizza. If you want a second Day up date, I have to do an email the show Brook and Jewell at movie nine two five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Now it's time for your sixty seconds lease seconds. First, you get

to start with the big congratulations. Ryan Goslin and even Mendes had a baby girl yesterday. Yeah, and apparently they cried because they were so happy right after she was born. Goslin cries, it's a single sexy tier. I don't know if you've been following the beef between Rihanna and CBS Sports Now last Thursday, Okay, when the Ravens played, they were supposed to have Rihanna perform run this town. Okay, they dropped that, and they said that they wanted a

different tone. A lot of people got really mad at CBS, saying, hey, you're punishing another domestic violence victim for something that happened to her by cutting her from a show just because of the domestic violence issues with ray Rice. Right, So they pulled. They pulled the song, and Rihanna tweeted about it and didn't have very nice things to say at all. The most amazing part she got every news anchor in the in the nation to read her tweets, CBS, you

pulled my song last week. Now you want to slide it back in this Thursday? No f you. So CBS has responded to that tweet by just not having her on for the rest of the season. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a big fight with Rihanna. It'd be amazing. Yeah. Tagging Chris Brown in it, like you want you want to get it on this Chris, Oh gosh, we have this is really disturbing. Joan Rivers doctor apparently allegedly took a selfie with her while she was unconscious on the

table moments before she went into cardiac arrest. He, of course, has since been let go, and we don't know for sure. No one has seen the selfie. Okay, if you're that sick, it's not up on our website, but that is the rumor out there. An he sho worried how often people are doing that? I don't know because she's famous, but the rest of us, the strick's about to die. But let me take a selfie control and you can see pictures though of Chloe Kardashian's new dude. She got corn rows.

Yeahsion trying way too hard. She looks like an eighteen year old that's on spring break in Mexico. Looks like You can see the pictures if you log on and move at nine two five dot com and you don't even worse. Kardashian news Kylie Jenner now wants to be a singer and is determined to be the next Katie Perry

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