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Second Date Update PODCAST: Tandem Bike

Sep 21, 202016 min
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Riding a tandem bike seems romantic... But it never works out like it does in movies. In fact, it went SO bad for Johnny that he needs our help!

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it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow. Aren't we going to rhyme the entire segment or I'm just saying there's lots of great sayings out there, okay about knowing and going and snowing. I'm sure there's something about growing, let it going. Yeah, there we go. But one of our listeners, John he's on the phone with us because he said he had one of those feelings during his date where he just knew something was special about the woman he was withal I love. That's why he contacted us.

What's up, Johnny. Thanks for having me you guys, I really appreciate it. So I love these romantic stories but there's also it makes me so nervous because there's so much on the line. Like with normal second dators, they're like, yeah, we went out once, they're not calling me back. You know, you don't lose a whole lot. But Johnny, it sounds like you're already invested. Yeah, I just felt this strong connection. Her name's Maya. By the way, we met on the

dating app. We didn't ask for her name name like nameless people played by our rules, So sorry, her name's Maya. That's cool. Yeah, we met on one of the dating apps and then Mike instantly. She just had such a unique look. This is something that I really liked. She didn't have perfect teeth, and I really like that. Like, okay, you like crooked teeth, Yeah, exactly. You should go to

England sometime, man, you love it over there. I mean it just shows to me that like she's not ranch, she didn't have like dental work done, she's not too full of herself, she's not boogie you know, right, Okay, and she's not caught up in like aesthetics or you know whatever. Or she doesn't have a dental plan yeah that too. Who knows, or she likes her teeth. Yeah, it could be that simple. So what did you and

Maya do for your date? So it was supposed to just like a quick coffee date, you know, but it went so well. We just bonded. We kept talking about how our parents used to take us to baseball games, and it might have even meant that we were at a couple of the same games and just never even knew it. Oh that's cute. Yeah, it was really I don't know. I really liked it, and we ended up hanging out even more then, Like afterwards, I was like, do you want to just kind of go to the park.

So we went to the park. We rented a tandem bikes and yeah, she's like really into it. I mean, tandem bikes always sound like they're a romantic idea, but I don't know if they're actually romantic in practice. Because I think about riding a bike and sweating and heavy breathing. I think it's cute, but like two minutes in, I'd be like, okay, this is about it was it was it romantic, Johnny? I think the idea of it was more romantic, Like I had fun because I was with her.

But to be honest, like now that you say it like I was sitting in the back and she was in the front. Okay, good call. Why is that a good call? Did you don't want the girls sitting behind you? One, you can't see a round a dude very well, right, because you guys are taller typically and two exactly like you just you don't know, like if you have like a crack sweat or something like, you just don't need to be concentrated on that for the entire time. I mean,

your pants are hanging down too low. Maybe you're like little Harry Crack is hanging out. I don't know. There's just a lot of variables there, and smart to put the girl in front. I have a feeling that you have some experience with I mean, I've thought this out I have so Okay, So how did it go? On the tandem bike? So we were peddling around the park and this group of teenagers are there and they started kind of making fun of our tandem bike. And what do you say at someone that's like mean about a

tandem bike? Ha ha, you found love? What kind of insults could you possibly throw? I think they're just unhappy people in their own lives, you know. But when we circled around. Then we ran into them again, and I kind of felt like I have to depend her on it. I can't let soun like call her a loser or anything like that, or us I threw a stick at one of them. What do you threw a stick at the teenagers? Just scared them, not to injure them. Nobody was injured. I mean I would have gone with just

ignoring them because they're teenagers. But I'm sure they'll never call it anybody on a tandem bike again. Scare them to the core. Yes, So how did this date end? So basically we just rode around for a little bit more, called it a day, but we kept in touch why a text like I really felt a strong connection. And then she said she was going to go out of town for a few days to be with our folks. OK. For now, it's been two weeks and I haven't heard

anything back. I'm almost wondering, did I scare her away when I threw the stick more than the kids. I could be I mean either that, or I mean it could be just a as she didn't feel as strongly as you did. You know, sometimes people have a hard time judging that when they're overly interested, right, was there like a kiss or a hug at the end of the date. There was a hug and a kiss on the cheek. That's sweet. That's always a good sign. Yeah,

and it was a day date. You know, it's kind of weird to go in for a full makeout session on a day date. Yeah, speak for yourself, Brokay, parks make you excited, apparently, yeah you do not? So. All right, Well, here's what we're gonna do for you, Johnny. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Maya and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, all right, hold on, all right, if you're just tuning in for the second date update, We're on the phone

with a guy named Johnny. And Johnny sounds like you're all American guy. Yeah, for sure. I mean, he loves baseball, he loves tandem bikes, he loves throwing sticks at rowdy teens and public parks. Come on, But most of all, Johnny likes a woman named Maya who we met online and had an instant connection with. He wants to know why she's not calling him back. And Johnny, have you considered that maybe she met a guy with a bigger bike or Jeffrey, it's out the size of the bike. Okay,

it's how you drive it. Okay, maybe maybe got with a bigger stick then Okay, we had a tandem bike. That's a pretty big bike. Real good point. Try fitting that bike into her trunk. Yeah, but Johnny, you know

I am rooting for you in this. I just want to let you know I really hope that you get another date with this girl, and I hope that it just comes to the fact where she said that she was going to visit her parents, and maybe she extended her stay for two weeks and that's why she hasn't called you, Like I haven't felt this way about anybody in a long time. So hopefully that's the case. I mean, we're gonna try and get you back on that tandem bike yours crossed. Yeah, Yeah, that'd be sad. Yeah, Okay,

here we go. I'm down the number. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Maya? Please? Hi? Yes, speaking Hi Maya. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm hoping you have a second to talk with us. Okay, we're doing something called the Second Date Update. It's a segment we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out to that person

for you to try and figure out the reason why. Yeah. Okay, so you're calling me then, yes, that's how this works. And I'm calling you about a guy that you recently went out with. His name's Johnny. Oh okay, yeah, I'm trying to read your emotions and I'm having a hard time here. What did you think about Johnny? Um? I don't know. It was fine, m Yeah, because Johnny told us about your date a little bit, because he mentioned

you guys got coffee together and went so well. According to him, that you went to a park and rode some tandem bikes and was that fun. Yeah, I mean the coffee was nice. Um, he told you a lot huh. Yeah. I mean he had a lot of kind things to say about you. He really thinks that you're a really special person. That's nice. I don't This is just weird for me that he told you about our date. I

understand that he didn't share anything too personal. I mean, he just really wants to understand why you guys haven't gone out again. I mean, was there an incident that happened, or did he say something kind of weird or off pudding? I don't know if he told you that whole thing with the teenagers, Like there were these kids that were kind of giving us a bad time. Yeah, he told us about that, and then he threw a stick at them to defend your honor. Oh he told you that? Okay? Yeah?

Did that impress you? No, trying to beat up teenagers with a stick. Oh, you are quick to violence. I think I want another day. Yeah. I think I think he actually kind of regretted that a little bit, like he knew that that was maybe silly that he did that, but he wasn't trying to hurt anyone. Yeah, I mean it was like super weird when he did it. And then like we both like baseball and his throw was

really wimpy. That was a more awkward part. To be honest with you, really, I mean that was a little throw. I'm not gonna lie. I will say growing up playing baseball, it is kind of a manly sign if a guy can throw a base or a girl, like anybody like I would agree. Like watching someone who's bad at throwing a baseball throw it is maybe the most I mean, it's an instant turn off, like a limp wrist, a weird elbow, respect is gone, or like a weird grunt,

like yeah, but give him a break. He was on a bicycle when he was throwing, right, it is, But is that really a reason to not call a guy back for a date? Well? No, I mean after we said goodbye, I was getting in my car and I saw him jogging back to the park, so I thought that he might go beat up one of the teenagers or something. No, no, please don't tell me he did that.

Did you follow him? Did you drive around to see? Well, I kind of found a tree and I hid behind it and I was looking and he did go back to the group, and I got kind of scared, but instead of fighting with them, started vaping with them. Did you go out with an undercover teenager? Didn't know it? Je, Are you joking? I'm not joking, you're joking. He what the teenagers and was like chilling with them and passing

around make which is like super rawberry clouds. Bro. Oh my god, So wait, what do you yeah, what do you think like he went back to like apologize and then that turned into like a love session or I don't know if he's like actually a really young guy and he like knew them and he just lied on the dating app. Like I don't know. I don't know either, Maya, But I do know one way we can find out. Okay, we can just ask him directly, because I need to tell you he's been on the other line listening and

he heard everything that you just said. He's on the phone. Yeah, Johnny, Hey, oh, you weren't supposed to see that. That's really embarrassing. I mean, yeah, I did do everything she said, but it's not what it seems like. I just wanted to make sure I didn't scare them so much. So I just wanted to go apologize and like a peace treaty, just smoke a

little weight. Yeah, is that really what happened? Yeah. I just felt bad that they might be scared, and I didn't want that to turn into like a psychological issue for them where they're scared of going to the park that old man on a tandem bike might throw a stick gets done, Maya, what do you think I mean? Okay, So, hi, Johnny, um, how old are you? Like legitimately the dame age on my dating app. I wouldn't lie about like everything is true that I will say now that she brings it up, Johnny,

you do sound kind of young. Yeah, and you brought her to a coffee shop. You guys didn't have alcohol, Like that's another indication. Are you twenty one? Do you have TikTok? I have twenty one and I do have TikTok? So how old are you? Johnny? I'm twenty five? What year were you born? Ah, You're not going to trick me with this? Like, I don't want to feel like this guy who's lying, Like, well, if you're twenty five, then you'll know what year you were born. I can't

do the math. I trust, I know. I can't do the math. It doesn't matter, Maya, where are you at with this? Do you believe him? I mean, if you're not a teenager, why are you just vaping with random teenagers? Do you threw a stick at It's a lot of good look for a twenty five year old, bro, they were older teens. Yeah. I don't think that argument has ever held up in a court. A loan. I just wanted to make sure that we're okay. You know, I did throw a stick at them. It didn't hit them.

I did throw it with full force. That's nice. I wanted to go back and just just you know, talk to them like, Yo, that's not cool what you did to me either. I mean, if that's true, it's kind I mean, you've got that right, Maya. Okay, I've tried. I really try. Here, She's like, yeah, it's kind of creepy. I mean, but if he's not lying you, guys, it is nice to be with someone who can make a mistake and then fix it or apologize for it immediately.

That's a mature thing, it is. That's true. Well, at this point, I need to ask you, Maya, would you like to go out on a second date with Johnny. You guys can vape together on a tandem bike and then we'll pay for it. Yeah, Cliffing, I truly do not want to get in trouble legally or whatever for dating a kid. I can't believe what I'm hearing here. What if he could prove his birth date? Yeah, I don't want him showing up with a fake ID. No, thank you literally the worst, Like, first of all, thank

you for the youthful compliment, but no, no fake ID needed. Yeah, we're just gonna have his mom come and bring his birth certificate and then we'll show you in Burson. That way, it'll be easy because he still lives with her. Yeah, I'm embarrassed, so sorry, Johnny. I guess no matter what we say, she's not going to believe your age, and that means no date. Yeah. I thought we had something. Maybe go talk to your bros. It'll make you feel better. We did at each other on PS. Four, so yeah,

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