Second Date Update PODCAST: Tame the Beast

the club trying to grind on you. And that's who's on the phone today for a second date update, a real life gentleman. His name is Tim. Tim. What's up? Yeah, Yeah, we're going on. You were able to fight those type of dudes off, man, I can do it all day long. Man, I'm trained combat specially. You are like a superhero, sir, like a I'm in ninja. Yes, your email said you met the girl that you want to call today at the club because you were fighting off the other dudes

that were trying to grind on her. Yeah. Man, you know I'll see something I like. You know, I'll just go for it, you know, And I'm not taking no porn answer. So that's that's what happened. Okay, So how does that work? Did you like try to box him out like you're playing basketball or something, I mean, how you fight off the grinders? No, you know it. It was simple, man. I'm saw him on dance floor, so

I'll do all up on her. And I was just like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna be Captain Stavehole real quick. So I went over there, I started doing all my dance moves, you know what I'm saying. I hit it with the kickstand. That's what really got got got our attention, you know. I hit it with the kickstand, and from there it was only cracking. Man, that's actually really impressive. So the kickstand just to clarify as a

dance move. Yeah, yeah, that's a dance move. I've been doing that since like, you know, the mid nineties, man, So that's that's my goal to it's like dancing, right. What's her name? First of all, her name was arn. She was beautiful, she was attractive, long curve here. She's definitely somebody I've never seen at the club before. Because I kind of I get in on the first name basis you know what I'm saying, I'm out there that much. So I haven't seen her around. So I was definitely like, whoa.

So wait, you go into a club and everybody knows you by your first name, is what you're saying. Yeah, at least I like to think so. But no, I go to this club all the time, you know. And so I saw her. I hadn't seen her before, so I was like, okay, you go a newbie. You know, it's kind of like rookie hazing almost. How did she react when you fended off all the other dude humpers out there? Well, she was definitely impressed by my ninja skills, and so I asked her, if you know, we can

hang out outside for a little bit. And you know, I like to keep the slow, you know, I don't like to like rush into it. So we went outside. You know, I'm a smoker, I didn't. I didn't know if she smoked. I kind of assumed every one of these days smoke. So I offered her a cigarette. I think you should assume the opposite, sir, like, no one smokes anymore. No I'm smoking anymore. Well, okay, well let

me let me let me put it this way. So I offered her a cigarette and she said, of course, you know, I don't smoke, and I was like, well, of course need to do. Why he's here eat cigarette? So yeah, of course no one's smoked anymore. You know, we're smoking eat cigarette. Still kind of smoking though, I mean kind of. I mean it's like it's like smoking for plays. I don't know, I mean, so, you know, I offered her eat cigarette, and I don't think she

was too crazy if I've bad idea. So I went ahead to take a couple of USS and went back inside. And when you guys went back inside, did you hang out for a while after that? Was everything cool or was she turned off by the smoking? No? No, we definitely hung out for a little bit. We talked a little bit, and she was just kind of like, I don't know, man, like a deer in headlights to the

whole scene. I guess, because I don't know if she ever went to a club before, or she was like, I don't know, four year old version or something like that. I don't know, but I think I kept her entertained and I was definitely on my a game that right. So I got her number, and I think it was great. And so when you guys left, did she like leave with her friends? You left with your friends and you didn't say much else to each other or right? Well, you know, right right, I didn't take her home or

anything like that. I'm kind of a gentleman, you know. But I did text her that night and just you know, told her good night, and I look forward to speaking with her again or seeing her again. So yeah, and did she text you back? So here in Lisborough? Right, you know, a pseudo attack, total looking forward to saying her again. A few hours go by, A day goes by,

nothing or nothing. So another day goes by, and you know, I finally get a text from her and she said, sorry, I've just been busy, And of course I'm just like, well okay, so tell me about it. You know, you don't just kind of like lead with that and then nothing, right, so, you know, kind of like chiming in and like, you know,

what's going on, let's hang out. Nothing Another day goes I mean, this is literally going on for a week, and like all I'm getting from her it's just like, you know, I've been busy, So she's blowing you off. It seems like I mean that's not an ugly word. But yeah, that's definitely what it seems. But and why do you care so much? To be honest with you, Like I said, I go to this club a lot. I kind of go out and like to have a nice time and party, but I don't really run into

too many girls that I would say. You know what, I can. I can really settle down with this one here and offer my last name for her, you know what I mean? Just really you see myself having a future with her. So that's I think that's want to care so much, and I haven't. I haven't had that happen. After hanging out with her at the club for a couple hours, you feel that strongly? I do? I do? I do? Wow. I hope this works out then, oh definitely,

I mean I do too. If I can ever hear from her, all well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date up there? All right? All right? Cool? Okay, hang on, I gotta kind no women looking jubil in the morning update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update. Every dude has it happened once in their life where they meet the woman that can tame the beast inside them and get him to settle down. And Tim is on the phone with us right now, and Tim wants his beast teamed.

Whoa okay, now he got dirty. He got dirty real quick, Juba. Isn't that right, Tim? You need your beast team, don't you? I absolutely do. I love it down to that. Yeah, I bet you, dude, Tim. Tim met a girl named Tarin at the club. He met her because like other dudes are dancing on her, and he went up and saved her from all those guys and then they hung

out for a little while. But after that, she keeps texting him saying that she's busy and she can't hang out, and it's kind of obvious that she's trying to blow him off a little bit. But Tim says that he thinks that he could see a future with her after hanging out for just one night, so he really wants to get her on the phone and find out why she won't go out with him. Tim, You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready, man, Let's do it. All right, Well, we're gonna call Taran right now and see if we can

get her on the phone. Here we go, Hello, All is this Taran? Yeah? Who's this? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? I'm sorry to say that. I guess this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. H Okay, okay, you big time listener. I mean I listened to the radio. Okay, we're on it all right. So you may not have heard us before, but at least you've heard of the radio. And we have a

radio show. And one of our listeners actually asked us if we could call you really Yeah, his name is Timm oh Ti. Whoa why do he call you guys? Because he said he really liked you, and now you're kind of blowing him like you're telling him you're busy all the time and you won't meet up for a second date. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Wait? Are you laughing because you're flattered and excited? Are you laughing

because Tim's blame um a little both? I guess huh, so you're kind of excited, but also he's kind of lame. I wouldn't say lame. He's kind of corny, and he looks like he might be an okay guy. But I don't know really how to take it. Up. I mean I barely talked to him. I texted him like a couple of times. But yeah, we talked to him about your date date. What do you mean date? How about this the night you met then if it wasn't a date? Really? Yeah, he told us about that. He told us how he

kind of saved you from some other dudes. We're trying to dance with you and then you guys ended up hanging out for a while. No way saved me from some other dudes, yeah, he said, guy, you know, like the guys on the club that like try to hump your leg for two long He said, he rescued you from them. If he was one of the guys that was humping my legs, and he saved me from himself. But I was doing perfectly fine. Okay, so he didn't save you necessarily. But did you enjoy hanging out with him?

I mean he was just coming off like kind of like my chismo, Like he talked to a lot of women or talks to women all the time. So I was just like, that was my first time going to that place, and I mean it seems like he was kind of popular too, because you know, it's like all the waitress were coming all over him, and you know, they were like high fiveing him, and he was like the party guy. I guess. You know, so you think he's a player, and that's why you don't want to

go out with him. Uh yeah, because I don't really date a lot of people. I'm pretty selective, just because nowadays, he just never can be too short, so I just rather not spread my energy too thin. So that is actually really smart. Yeah, he just came across almost like a little bit easy too. So if he would have been more sincere and kind of like, I don't know, more vulnerable about who he was, would you have given him a shot? Then? I don't know. I don't know

who his real self is. But he came across like, you know, he has a monster truck or something. I don't know. It's funny that you say people have ulterior motives, because I need to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening right now. I wants to talk to you. What the fuck are you serious? That's response? Ever? Are you there? Hey? Yeah, I'm here, was going on tarn. How are you doing? Oh him? Uh yeah, nice to here? You are too, Mark. That's convincing. That's the tarent I

know and love. Oh my gosh, this is crazy. So you're kind of surprised by all of this or what? Yes, like, what is going on? Like? Wait? Wait? I mean I just haven't heard from you, so I, by any means necessary, I needed to hear your voice and wanted to get in contact with you again, hang out some more. And you've definitely made an imprint on my life and in my heart, so I'd like to talk to you some more. Wow.

I mean that's really sweet. Tim. Um, I'm this is all very flattering, but um, I don't know if you've been listening, but you know, you kind of came across as someone that's like really not my type. Like I'm more of a laid back. I want someone who's just you know, calmly wax, who can be themselves. And I really didn't get that vibe from you, So I don't know, I don't feel like you would be a good good match.

You know. I tend to disagree with you on that because I think we that's that's actually that's actually the type of guy I am. I mean, I mean, for a second, just think about our names, Tim and Terence starts, they both start rotive. KNT. I mean we're both dynamite together, right, that's what she's talking about. That, Oh God, to get more than that exactly. I feel like you have a book in your back pocket that you study before you talk to a girl like that is just what I'm

talking about. I'm just I'm just naturally smooth like that. I mean, if there was something to study, then of course i'd study you. Jim. Stop, you're not hearing what she's saying. Oh what do you mean, Jim? She wants someone to I don't know, bear their soulcer essentially. I mean, that's kind of intense, but okay, sold them to not get it. I get it. I'm trying to impress you. A little nervous and all to get stuff. But it's because I really like you, you know. And again it's

I don't I don't say that too often. I don't say that to everyone. Um, you definitely just struck my heart. You know. The night I saw you and I thought we had a great conversation. You had a beautiful smile, and not too many girls are okay with you know easiggs, you know, and I'm smoking. Stop there, you stop there, too, No more, that's love right there is cool with your sack. Forget that part, Taren. Listen to everything else he said before.

That was actually really good. That was sweet. We talked to Tim for a little bit before we called you, and he said all that stuff to us too. He's really into you. Well yeah, I mean that's sweet and everything. But I just don't know. I don't know if we were in the right space or me especially, you know, for you know where he's trying to go with it. Why don't you find out by going out with him again? Would you go out with him on a second date.

We will pay for it, Taron. Taron, before you say anything, before you answer that, I just want you to know, and I mean it's from the bottom of my heart. Go out again. I know they mentioned they'll pay for it, but if the check bounces, it's on me. Baby. Oh my god, this guy ever Stott, Are you serious? I want us to be like Kanye and Kim you know, I want to want us to be like Oprah and Deadman. You know what's really with Deadman? Like no, Well, you know we do. Some good things come to an end.

But you know we can, we can, we can try let's just try up him. UM. You are definitely um a funny, charming guy. I think you'd probably be wonderful for the right girl. However, I just don't see our Yin and Yang matching up. I don't think. I don't think we would be a good fit. So I'm gonna have to pass on the second day. I thought you'd give him a second chance. I really thought I would too, but he couldn't turn it off, so I don't want

it eno. We don't even we don't even have to even address the ying Yang part until you're ready, Like, that's how serious I am. I'm ready to, you know, lay it down for everyone to decide. You know what I mean. I'll burn the Black Book if I have to give myself a metro mobile, you know, track phone and get rid of all my contacts. I mean, I will do that. He's ready and everything, and just focus on you, Karen, Are you sure you know what's him?

I'm gonna reward your persistence, and I'm gonna tell you, yes, I will go on the second date with you. You're serious, Tar, you got him again? Just one day. That's it. I'm not prying making any promises for anything. Else, but I will give him a real official date I'm talking about. I'm talking about. You know, it was like, this is like my Rocky boutball moment. This is like when Rocky got the shot at the champ Apollo freed Man. This is what I'm talking about, Tarn. You don't know how

much you know. We're gonna do the world a favorite. We just did the world a favor, you and I together. I tell you, Tim, Tim, please regret my decision. Please you regret You won't regret it. I'm just I'm so pamed to go out with you. That's that's all. You will not regret this. I tomm it and hear that, Tarrant, it sounds like you've tamed the beast. I don't even know what that means, but we'll see a broken jewel in the morning. You