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Second Date Update PODCAST: Super Fan

Sep 18, 201916 min
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In today's Second Date Update, we maybe talking to Brooke & Jubals # 1 fan of ALL time! In fact he's so excited to be on the phone with the morning show it seems like he barely he even cares about the date he went on! But we'll try to keep him focused and help him get a 2nd date! Hear what happens!

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Brooking jewils second date update. Okay, class, repeat after me. Ola that means hello, bueno Stardi that means good afternoon. I'm learning. Let's try another one. Chop on me. You know what, that's probably that's the advanced class. I probably shouldn't go over that right now for you guys, So we'll wait on that one and get to the second day update instead. Why am I speaking in Spanish? Because Joseph is on the phone and he actually met the girl that he wants to call today in a Spanish class.

What's up, Joseph? Hey, I'm I really talking to I'll say, is this real? Yes, it's real. You emailed in to do a second date update and we chose your email and you wanted to talk to you. I can't believe I'm actually talking like you right now, right like you're trolling. Now, I'm serious. You guys. You're awesome. You're awesome. Thank you so much, thank you, all right, thank you? Yeah, are you trying to score a date with us or are you trying to get ahold of somebody that you met

and you want another date with? Well, yeah, I mean I need help with this girl, Maryanne. But I mean, let me let me just say that, Brooke, I mean, I know there's no I would have no shots, but Brook, I mean i've seen your photos of on you were stunning. You're stunning. Did you do something really bad on your date? And you're trying to win me over right from the beginning, So I don't call you an idiot. No, I didn't do it any long. Actually, to be honest, they never

really materialized. But that's another story. But you know, you guys are just you guys rock and I'm just glad to be on with you, all right. Yeah, the whole point of this conversation. We appreciate you listening and appreciate the love obviously, but we don't want to talk about that for ten minutes. That could get very boring for our listeners. Well, let's talk about the date. You said. The girl's name is Maryanne. Yeah, that's right, and you're right.

I met her in class language class, okay, and uh, you know, and I don't know. We were just having a really nice conversation and she laughed on my jokes and I just thought, man, this is this is a done deal right right, And here here's the deal. It's like we've we've never ever been able to actually get together. I mean, not even for a first date. I mean there was like the first time, you know, there was um I'm sorry for I just say I have still

just totally starstruck. I mean, all right, we got hey, we we got that out of the way. Just we're just a little I know, you guys probably get this all you guys probably get recognized a lot, like in public out in about right, it happened, really cares it happens sometimes, Joseph. But we're not talking about that right now. We're trying to get the bottom of the girl that you want to call. Do you want to do a

second date? Update? Yes, absolutely so anyway, I'm try I got distracted, so so, Joseph, you never asked this girl out or you guys never ended up making plans. It's more like, b It's like the first time, you know, we tried, but she had plans already on the date I was available, and then the second time something came up, and then and then I saw her the last time on the last day of the class. Okay, and I'm thinking, okay,

it has to happen. Now, it has to happen. And I thought I was going to have a chance to ask her out, and she was just really vague and it never happened, and I just couldn't you know what it is, the bottom lines, I couldn't pin her down. That was I couldn't pin her down. It sounds like, I mean, it sounds like she was just being nice and blowing you off, and that she wasn't actually interested

romantically in you. I don't know. But the thing is, we hit it off and then you know, we were speaking Spanish, and you know, we were talking about what it must be like to travel to you know, far away like Peru and the Machu Picha and see the Inca Trail, and the Spanish is really paying off. Well, I've never I'm sorry, I've never been on the radio before, especially you know, with three bona fide celebrities. Thank you. I know I'm making you the da out of myself, right,

you're not. I mean, we just need to keep you on track, that's all. So let's get back to your date. This is a second date update. Okay, okay, So so we're talking about, you know, traveling and it was wonderful and I just thought, you know, and I could just imagine the two of us traveling together, and and I don't know what happened. I'm just shocked. So you want us to get you a first date? In a second

date update? Yeah, you know, I don't understand. I mean, she's not answering any my phone calls and and I thought for sure we were going to go out. So that's why, you know, I figured if you guys talked to her, you know, I could maybe get a date with her. For sure. She's going to be speaking to three bona fide celebrities. That's your word's not mine. All right, Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, cool, thank you

so much, thank you. Okay, looking jubil in the morning. Welcome back to the second date update if you miss the first part. On the phone with us right now is Joseph. We just talked to him about the girl that he wants to call today. Her name is Mary Anne. They met in a Spanish clash. They actually never went out on a date, but he's been asking her out and she said no, and then she suddenly has stopped talking to him. So he emailed us asking if we can help maybe score him a date with mary Anne.

But the first part of the phone call, all he wanted to do is compliment us. And while I do love the compliments, Joseph, we do need to try to actually get a second date. Update done. Okay, I can't believe this actually might happen. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I'll tell you what if it doesn't work out for you. If you don't get a date out of this, I'll send you an autograph picture of the show. No way, I thought you are going to invite him in studio

or actually do something cool. No way, you will get an autograph picture of this show. I'll send it to wherever you're at. Okay, you are citable guy. I like it. All right. I'm gonna dial her fun him right now. Hello. I was looking for Marianne. Ah. This is she. Hey Marianne, how are you. My name is Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hello, Oh my god? What Hello? Yeah? Hey, hi Maryan. My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's ready. Are awesome? Well what's up?

How are you? I'm great? How are you? Guys? Not too bad? Thank you for asking and for listening. That's red. So I don't really listen to you, guys. I just know I knew someone who did or does. Oh would that guy's name be Joseph by any chance? Yes? It would. Why? Well, because he emailed us and asked us to call you great? Is it just one of these awkward date things? It? Well kind of, that's it's a called to second date update, is what we're doing. Oh right up, But you sound

so annoyed with us right now. I'm just guys, you know, I'm just annoyed that Joseph would have you call me, you know, like, why would he do that? Well, because it's a segment that we do on our show when somebody goes out on a date with somebody and then they get blown off. They'll email us to see if we can get that person on the phone and ask if something went wrong. Now, I know you guys never actually went on a date, right exactly, So I don't

understand the phone call. Well, he said that he really likes you, and they he had asked you out a couple of times, and you agree to go out with him, but all of a sudden you stopped talking to him. So that's why he wants us to call you to see if he can get you to go out with him again, and he thought this would be the best way to do that. Apparently, Yeah, he thought that you may think it's fun. I think, right, maybe I need

to be better. I mean, you guys could already tell my voice that I'm annoyed, right, yes, imagine miss in my Spanish class for a whole semester. So why would this make me want to go out with Joseph? I mean, if he was so obnoxious, why did you say yes to him to begin with? I said yes, like the second day. I think of class, and I thought it was going to be like coffee and helping him with Spanish, I mean, and then the more I got to know him, the more I was like, no, and he's obsessed with

you guys. Yeah, I got that from a conversation with him. He sounds like he's a real big fan of the show. That's how I found out about you guys. It was because of him. He'd be listening to you guys in clots like obviously not paying attention and no offense that you guys don't speak Spanish. It's not like you know from Spanish radio teams, right, we're not helping him in Spanish at so he would listen and then he'd be like, oh, take my ear bud and listen too, Oh my, we're

in class. And then he'd be laughing hysterically, thought so funny, and he would just constantly bug me about it, like, no, you got to loosen to him. You're great. He was just using it as a way to connect with you. I'm sure he is, but clearly it's not. The connection was not made. So we need to just we just need to let go, all right, tell him to get over it and not contact you anymore. You don't want to go out with him again? Youthing? Yes? Please? Yes,

I remember, I am what was that? Oh that's Joseph. He wants to talk to you. Are you kidding me right now? Curiously? Guys? Yeah, remember I don't. I don't understand. I thought you. I thought you liked to show. I mean, come on, I was. They're fantastic like Brooks and Jewel and hold it. Yeah, curiously, No, but you heard Julio's voices, haven't you the biggest turn off that I could ever come up with. I like being the biggest turn off ever, Marianne. I like that. I take that as the best compliment

I've ever received. I don't know how about Dolf, Dude, can you do Duff the meat Head? For No, I'm not gonna do any voices on demand right now. For Marianne Jouse, if you're not getting it, that's I can't believe you're defending that piece like you need to let it go and try to prove to her that you have a personality outside of talking about us. Okay, what about the big poop? What about that? I'm not going to do a big pop? No, I'm not doing any voice is right now? That this is a this is

some of the fun. Oh my god, that's Spanish, and you would know that if you actually paid attention in class. But you need to find somebody, maybe less intelligent, that will love these people. I would think, excuse me, okay, excuse me. You have to be you have to be intelligence to appreciate humor and to be funny. Okay, oh okay, the genius, No Jubels genius. I'm telling you. Okay, well understand,

I do you understand. I do understand, Joseph, you need to find somebody that sparks so much love that you have for these people. You need to find that someone else because you don't have that for me. We just have different senses of humor. Okay, you like a certain type. I like a certain type. This is not my type of humor. I don't think it's funny. I just can't believe there's anybody who would not find this funny. Believe me, Joseph, Believe me. There there are a lot of people who

don't find this very funny. Did I even have friends that don't find us funny? Into the show? I'm telling you, Joseph, I think we're having like an unhealthy relationship right now. I think you need to concentrate on you and maybe other people in the real world around you. But Mary is real. I mean, I know, well ive real. But we never had a first date a second date. Like Joseph, you seem like a really nice person. I hope you find what you're looking for. I wish you all the best,

but I'm not that for a time. Joseph. Addios, what exactly point audience means by in Spanish? Joseph, That's what she was saying before she hung up. I just can't believe she wasn't into you. Guys, just both my mind, Joseph, I think you need to get over us a little bit. But I mean, I just I don't know anyone who doesn't find you, guys, just the most hilarious, you know, the most entertaining. Honestly, I can't believe she said those things. I mean, she was cracking the whole time in the class.

What you know was apparently you read the situation wrong, Joe. Yeah, no, but I mean the things she was saying about you, guys, how can you take that? It's fine? Not really a good deal, doesn't really matter. I mean, this really sucks. Okay, but you know, maybe maybe it's for the best because if if, if someone is not into you, guys, I don't want to be around those kinds of people, you know what, Joseph, I agree, And that's the way you

should live your life. Okay, thank you, thank you for understanding. Yeah, man, all right, well I'm sorry you couldn't get a date with her. Well, you know, I'm sure I'll find someone who's into you guys. Yeah, but congratulations on being on the show, Joseph. Yeah, I mean, she she Here's the thing I told her. I told her one day I'm going to be on the show with them. You watch and look became true. You did it? Hey, Yeah, dreams do come true, Joseph, I asked the universe for it

and I got it. Yeah, congratulations on that. Okay, thank you, thank you so much. All right, Joseph, And so can we do that phone tap I talked about? Because you know what, Joseph, I'm gonna give you our producer's email. You can email him over and over and over again. Okaya, Yeah, wait, can you do it? Wait when we do the phone tap, you can do like the Duff. Well, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it, Okay, Yeah, well we'll figure this

whole thing out. Well. We definitely didn't help anybody's dream come true in getting a second date with the second date update, but we did make somebody's dream come true by just being able to talk to us. God, I mean dream small. Yeah, if you missed today second date update, Joseph wanted to call Maryanne. They met in Spanish class. He wanted to take her out on a date. More than that, though, he just wanted to tell us how

great he thought we were. That's really weird to say, but that's just what he wanted to do he was a super fan of the show, or maybe we should say these the super fan yeah show. I don't know if there are any bigger fans in him. I know that sometimes we get some messages that are like, I'm your number one fan, I love you guys in the morning. Definitely not knock Joseph is the number one fan. Yeah, yeah, Joe could be our hype man. Wherever we go, we can bring him out. Maybe you were like, a he

can't be around him, he would never leave us. No, yeah, I'd love it. Now he can go places with us and just tell everybody how awesome where maybe he could just come do the show and just be like, oh my god, you guys don't understand what you would have heard if you were listening right now. Would have been amazing. Yeah, it would have been so good. So I guess he was talking to her about the show NonStop and even said to her I'm gonna be on that show one day.

And then he got on doing a second date update. She wasn't interested hung up on him. I'm sure they'll probably never talk again. But good for Joseph he got on the air with us. Yeah. I think actually he was more happy about that than the date itself, I know, I think so. We also found out that he didn't learn anything from a Spanish No, he did, definitely. I think we made Joseph feel better than any date can ever make him feel. Really yeah, in any way, he

has thoroughly enjoyed himself talking to us. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is just email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back

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