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Second Date Update PODCAST: Summer Pants

Jul 03, 201917 min
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In today's Second Date Update, one of our listeners went on a FANCY date with a true gentleman...and while our listener felt everything was PERFECT and ROMANTIC...she isn't getting a call back... because of a secret! Find out what it was in the podcast below!!

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Brooking jewels. Second d update. The girl on the phone for a second date update today says that the guy she went out with was the classiest dude she's ever met. So I'm assuming they started their date as he showed up on a white steed dressed in full regalia, and then he jumped off his trusty horse and regaled her with stories of his conquests while they regaled at dinner, and she regaled back. Clearly have no idea what the word regalia means, but it sounds appropriate. Summer. Did you

get regaled on your first date? That sounds so bad? No, that sounds weird. Yeah, it sounds sounds uncomfortable. What it sounds like to me? Yeah, he said that he was classy, so I just assumed that regalia had to be happening somewhere in there. Well, I mean, he was classy, but I mean it isn't anything like weird like that. So what do you mean by it was the classiest dude

you've ever been out with? I mean he was just a real gentleman, and you know, like usually when I go out with a guy, they're nice, but I mean, like this one. When I met him at first, he kissed my hand and everything. That's an old school move. Yeah. I don't know how I would take that. I mean I thought it was very gentleman like, like very respectful. I really I thought it was cool. Yeah, that was going to be my question because it's a move that not a lot of guys do. So is it creepy

or is it cool? No? I wasn't creepy. He was not a creeper, which means he was hot enough to pull it off. Yeah, she was attracted enough too. Yeah, because if you look like me and you kiss somebody's hand, they're like, dude, restraining order time. So yeah, and meet some hand, sanitize it quick. So how'd you meet? First of all, well, he's actually he was a Tinder date. Okay, you've been classy off a Tinder maybe a first for anyone.

I know. Usually you swiped through and it's a bunch of well it's it's some interesting characters to say the least time. No, he was actually was He was very nice, like, he's very professional type of guy. Like he didn't say anything that was weird or off, and so I was I was excited to meet him. Okay, what's his name? His name is Daniel Daniel, And what'd you guys do

when you actually went out? We went to like a really nice Italian restaurant actually, and we got some drinks at the bar and then we ate and yeah, it was a really great time. See. I think that he must have been excited going into it, too, because if you're not excited, you don't pick a fancy Italian place. Yeah. Good, not everybody's getting the never ending possible. Yeah, hey you know what that is to some Yeah, breadsticks are good. Yeah, so dinner was good, though, you guys get along. It

was really great. Yeah, we got along really well. He was super attentive, he was like seems very engaged, and he kept complimenting me about what it was, like, oh, you know, you're so beautiful, you're so funny, like all sorts of nice thing. Okay, So if everything was great, then why do you think he's not calling you back? I have no idea. I mean, there was one part of the date that, like it seems a little awkward and off, but like we got over that. What part

was that? Like, okay, so there was a pregnant woman that walked past and I just made a little joke, like you know, everybody jokes on that first date and stuff, So I was like, oh, gross, I'm so glad I'm not pregnant. Oh you know, I don't know if I were going out with you and you ripped on a pregnant lady'd be like, this girl's awesome anybody, but I could see how somebody would be like, that's a little harsh,

don't you think? It wasn't particularly mean. It was just about like, the state of pregnancy is uncomfortable, and so everyone knows that. So I was like, oh, so glad I'm not pregnant. That would be horrible. You know, I don't know how much of a joke that is. Maybe something like, oh look, how much possible that lady ate? You know, second I got that joke. Second date has just turned into the proper ways to make fun of somebody. This is amazing. Do we even need to call him

to ask for a date. I just want to continue this conversation, you guys, If you're making it seem so bad, it wasn't. It was just seriously me being like, oh, can you imagine if I was pregnant? Oh, wouldn't that be horrible? That was all I did. If it was awkward about you saying ick pregnant lady. What was his

response that made it awkward? Well, he just kind of like, you know, he kind of like stiffened up and leaned back and was like he seemed like very off put and he was like, oh, you know, like it was just one of those awkward moments where like he didn't really say anything, but like clearly that affected him somehow. But you said at the end everything seemed fine, Yeah, exactly everything did. I mean, he kissed me on the cheek and he was like very much like see you

next time, you know. Okay, So you said you've tried texting him calling him. Have you done that a lot or just a few times. No, I just sent like two texts and I tried calling unch and that's it. That's it, Yeah, because I didn't want to scare him off, you know, but apparently he's always scared off. All right, Well we'll play a song, come back, call him and find out why he's not calling you back in your second date up date. Okay, thank you so much. Hang

on looking jubil in the morning date. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Summer is on the phone with us. We just talked to her about her first date with a guy named Daniel, and I would just sum her date up in one sentence. Everything was going great until the pregnant lady showed up. Yeah, showed up and route when everything for Summer, or at least that's what she thinks, just a quick recap. She met a dude off a tender Daniel, the guy we're

talking about. They met up, went to a great Italian restaurant. She said that he was classy and gentlemanly, and then there's one point in the middle of the date that there was a pregnant woman and Summer decided for some reason she needed to rip on that pregnant woman and looked at her and I was like, oh God, could you imagine if I was pregnant right now? That looks terrible.

And I guess he sort of tightened up after that, like that was rude, But it was really just a misplaced joke, yeah, from Summer, And it didn't work out that well for I mean, I don't hate pregnant woman. I just said, I'm glad I'm not pregnant right now. I am. I'll tell you you sound like a very happy, bubbly person, and as a mom, I'm just gonna say, don't take offense to what you're saying. So she supports you.

Thank you, thank you for your supported But apparently Daniel seemed a little awkward after that, but they still ended the date with a kiss on the cheek and summer. According to you, it's one of the best states you've ever been on. So you can't figure out why he's not calling you back? Yeah, exactly. Everything seemed to go good except for that one little pocket a time, but otherwise, I mean, we ended so well. I don't get it.

Why isn't he calling me? I wonder if the pregnant lady that you kind of made fun of at the restaurant that could have been his baby. Oh, like an ex girlfriend that was in there, and he's like, that's my child. Definitely a weird I'm dialing his phone number right now. Here we go. Okay, Hello, Hi is Daniel there? Ye speaking? Hey, what's up? Man? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Oh, how are you hi? The radio show? Yeah? Yeah, are

you familiar? Yeah? I've heard it a couple of times. Sweet, what do you what do you think of it? H yeah, you guys are you guess are cool? You don't mean that one bit. You have not listened enough. I could tell that you did not really mean that. He's like, I heard ten minutes one time. No, yeah I did, I did I mean it? Okay, you could tell you didn't. You're like, yeah, you guys are cool. I don't know. Yeah, sure, whatever. Well, I'm calling you today because we actually got an email

about you. Okay, about what. Well, it's from a girl named Summer. Oh Summer email of you. Yeah. Yeah. We do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. So you went out with Summer and she's tried to text you and call you since your date, but apparently you haven't responded, so she would call in the big guns. Oh boy. All right, yeah, so can you tell us why you aren't calling Summer back? I don't really want you.

She kind of wants an explanation, dude. She was she We talked to her, right, She had great things to say about you. She said it was like the best date of her life. She was really complimentary. That's really nice. I mean we had a lot of fun. It was a fun time. So you liked it, she was fun. Are you not attracted to her? Is that the issue? No, I would, She's cute. I like her, but it's just not going to work out. Well, why if she's cute and you had fun, sounds awful a problem? You don't

like that? No, I really like that. It's just, uh, she lied. She lied about what? Actually, let me rephrase that she wasn't one hundred percent truthful with me. Okay, okay, who is on the first date, let's be honest. Well, yeah, but I mean this is kind of an important thing that she wasn't very truthful about. What was it? Well, she said her name was Stephanie on Tinder. Okay, okay, and then when we met it was revealed better name as Summer. So she uses a different name on tender. Yeah,

well number one. I don't know why someone would do that, but I could think of a lot of reasons. Maybe she's got a crazy X, or she doesn't want people to know, or she does want her job to be able to search her on Tinder. Okay, I mean, nonetheless, I still wouldn't work out. Why. Why is that a big deal? Yeah? Well, yeah, so her name is Summer. Her name is Summer. Okay, my last name is Pamps. And yeah, if we were too, I don't know, like long term relationships that married at some point, her name

would be Summer Pamps. I think that's amazing. Yeah, I would love that. Well, I would not love that. Make it very uncomfortable knowing maybe people are making fun of her behind her back or something like that. Oh my god, you jumped so many steps by the way. Well, I know I'm going fast, but I'm looking for a long term relationship, so I'm not there to just mess around with people. One. So, so you're looking for a forever

pants Yeah, yeah, Okay, they don't get smarty pants. Okay, you don't feel like somebody with the name Summer Pants would be the person that you want to be around all the time. No, it's just a little too awkward. Okay, but you aren't so many assumptions here, one that she would even take your name when you got married, Like a lot of women keep their last name, and that's fine. No, I come kind of from a more traditional point of view.

So you want whoever you marry to take your last name, Yeah, I do, even though it's an awkward life to live with the last name pants. I know it is, I've been living it. But you're Daniel Pants and you don't think Summer Pants would be a good partner for you. No, I just couldn't do that to her. All well, and that's it. That's the only reason. That is the biggest reason. Yes, that is so ridiculous to me. Yes, you should be missing out on the love of your life because of

a silly thing and years of great jokes. Yeah, yeah, that's a problem for me. I don't want my wife's name to be a joke. I just want us to be a happy family of pants. See now you're making jokes about your own last name, so you can't really judge. No, I'm allowed to. Okay, Well, Daniel, I do have to let you know that Summer is on the phone listening right now and she wants to talk to you. Yeah, you're there, simmer Pants. No, I can't believe this. We

are you serious, Daniel Really? It's just because of my name? Yeah, I mean your name can't be changed, But like this, this can't be the real reason, Like there must be something else, and was there something else? Like? You won't hurt my feelings if you tell me? No. Look, I had a great time with you. When I thought your name was Stephanie, everything was fine, and then you told me your name was actually Summer and that kind of was it for me. It is so crazy. I just

can't believe it. What if I, like Brooke said, I mean, I can keep my name. I don't have to change over to pants. I mean, yeah, but I'm kind of looking to have someone that has my last name with me. Wed. Yeah, I can hyphenate. I can always have my full name on the registry. And then it was Pants. Well, no, I don't care, Like I really don't care what my name is. I think it'd be fine. I don't think people don't think it's weird. And I love the name Pants.

It's great. It's only five letters. That's perfect. What you know on the scan transforms and stuff like that. It's so annoying to have a long last name. I would not mind shortening down the paths. It is true. It's a lot easier to fill things out. Look, I just I'm looking out for you. I don't want you to go around and say, hi, my name is Summer Pants and have people making fun of you behind your back. Who knows? Okay, this is gonna sound really weird, but

like I might just be ignorant. Is this like some sort of sex ternament? I don't know. I don't know, you don't know it, but I think it should be just you're making such a big deal out of it. I don't know if this is like some weird like if what's then what's so bad about it? It'd be the same if your name was Autumn sprain Pants. But the thing is, I don't I don't think that you're listening to her anybody else in the room, like you are the only one that has a problem with Summer pants.

And you guys aren't getting married anytime soon. If you do, you just had one date. Why not give it another shot? Daniel? Uh, I just feel like we really got along well and I really do want to see you again. And I don't know, like I mean, I understand that you have reservations, but I mean, I think it's something that you know I'm okay with. She is so understanding, Daniel, you are going to be missing out if you worry too much about this pants thing. So, Daniel, would you like to

go out with Summer again on a second date? We will pay for it? What you're going to pay for it? Okay, yeah, yeah, let's go to Hawaii. I'm not sending you to Hawaii, mister pants. Yeah dinner, Well, you said you'd pay for it. How about how about this dinner at somewhere a local Hawaiian cap seventy five dollars. I think that that is pretty generous. Yes, that's great, you'll do that all right. It could be an Hawaiian themed restaurant if you want.

I don't care, Summer, does that sound good? Another date with Daniel? That sounds great? Thank you? Welcome, congratulations successful second date update. Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm so excited. You better text to call me back, Daniel. See now you guys already have a little joke you can work out. Yeah, I could. I'm super excited to definitely be missus Summer Pants. Yeah, don't rush things along, all right? One pant leg at

a time, God, thank you so much. Texted at seven eight five nine two says I wish my last name was pants. Pickup lines would be endless. We're talking about today's second date update. A woman named Summer wanted to call this dude named Daniel who wasn't calling back after their date. They had a great date. The reason that he wasn't calling back she didn't tell him her name was not actually or it was Summer. She had a different name on her profile online and her real name

is Summer. She has it changed for whatever reason, but she told him that her name was Summer, and he's like, I can't date you because his last name is Pants. And he didn't want to be dating somebody that would be named Summer Pants if they ever actually got married, which is so dumb. I mean, it's like you jubil Flag not dating someone named America. Yeah, and I would do that because I think it would be it would be even better at it, Like I love that. So

they decided not to go out again. He just couldn't handle her being called Summer Pants unfortunately, though I think that's an awesome name. Yeah. Yeah, Hey, I'm Fox. I'd like to date to Harry. There you go. You know, remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email us and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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