Brooking Jewels. Second date of day. You know, it's not often on this show that we get to talk to an actual champion. Oh cool, that's right. Somebody who is known not only nationwide but worldwide. That's athlete, somebody who is at the top of their game, and they decided to grace us with their presence today because they want to do a second date. Update. Her email said that she's a champion and I'm very honored to speak with her.
Her name is Danielle. What's up, Danielle? Hey, how's it going? Wow? Goode? You sound important. It is an honor to speak with you. Danielle. Wow, Well, thank you. I'm blushing. What you're blushing, daniel This is such an intro. What do you do? What are you a champion of? I'm a champion, missus. Missus like a person in massages, yes, like a massage therapist. Yeah, I'm a champion massus. I thought you I thought she was an athlete, Jude. She is. That's a big athletic endeavor.
What I don't get it. She's got strong hands, it's what you're saying. We'll get to how she's a champion massuse in just a second. But first, let's find out about your your date. Danielle, you think that maybe actually the fact that you are a champion might have turned the dude off? Yeah, yeah, I do. Well, what's his name? First of all? His name is David. David? And where did you meet David? We met through a dating app? Okay, So I mean I assume when he started to go
out with you. On the dating app it even says that you do massage therapy. No, my profile does not say it. I keep that hidden. But if you're a champion, why aren't you telling the world. But because I don't want to get like creeps notsaging me through with the DApp. That's actually a good point either, that could might want to keep that skill off of the internet, at least for the dating websites. Yeah, so I assume it came up on the data at some point, and that's why
you think that he got turned off? It did? Yeah, Like he has a conversation and I maybe should have just said I was a massage therapist, but I said more than that. I said the champion massuits thing. And I just think I messed things up. Oh wait, hold on, wait, you call yourself. I thought we were just joking about the champion Missus thing this whole time, and then it was something that Jubil was like over exaggerating because that's what he does. No, I'm an actual champion. How do
you become a champion in massage therapy? There's actually an international massage Championship in Copenhagen, Denmark, and people come from all over the world. And this past year, you know, I won a massage champion. I wasn't lying to you guys. Good do you guys a volunteers? I am there. I am ready to be a a massage by the world leaders in massage therapy. Well, that's actually what everybody does. And that's how I got in trouble in the first place.
Is everybody wants a massage. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, So did you give David a massage? I did not. Oh he kept asking and I declined. So you think that's why he's not calling you back because you wouldn't hook him up with a free massage up. Well, that's where it is my fault, because if I had just said massage therapist instead of massage champion, then the situation would have been different. And I instead, I opened my big
mouth and you know I messed it up. Yeah, and now you can't be sure, like do people want you for you or just because you can massage with the best of them. I mean, it's a tough life for a celebrity champion like you. I know you guys are laughing about it, but it's actually true. Like all my friends asked me to give the massages, like on the regular. This is what happens to me all the time. So on the date when the guy asked for the massage, did you get mad at him for asking for the massage? No?
I didn't get mad the first time. I mean, that's a normal thing, and I kind of expected that to happen. But then he asked the second time, and then when he asked the third time, I was more firm, and I was just like, it's not going to happen. Oh okay.
I could see how that could be taken as a different kind of signal, because if I'm on a date with someone who is a champion massage therapist, I think like, if she likes me, maybe we can flirt a little bit about this and she'd be like, well, maybe one of these days I'll give you a massage, you know, instead of like, no, I'm not touching you. Gross. I feel like I screwed up. Maybe I messed it up because he was the first guy i'd met in a long time their dating app that was actually really cool.
He's attractive, he had a good personality, like I liked his energy. You know, the conversation flowed really well. And I think that I screwed up because of this. So, I mean, I get that he sounds like a great guy, but he sounds like he wanted something for free, and
you still want to go out with him. Well, I understand that because I said this, you know, big deal about me being a champion, and I couldn't stop talking about the Massage Championship and how you know they judge you on five categories like technique and flow and innovation and there are people doing different styles and my special style. See right there, I'm already turned on. So I could see how you'd be on your date, like how that'd be frustrating for him. How long has it been since
you talked to him? It's been over a week now, okay. And then at the end of your date, did you guys hug or kiss or anything? You know, did was there any touching. That's what I want to know. We did k you did kiss Yeah, we kissed, so just our lips are touching, though, like we didn't like hold each other because I didn't want to. Again, I just said notes, I didn't want to, you know, cross that line. I think it's okay to give the dude if you're kissing him, I did threw it up. Well, we don't
know for sure, so we'll play a song. Come back call him. Get your second day update? All right, all right, thank you, looking jubil in the morning update. You know I've done second Date update segments where I've started off with a on air makeout session with our listening audience. Yeah that's true. But I've never given an over the air massage before, and I think I should do that right now in honor of today's Second Date updates. So if you're driving right now, I want you to close
your eyes. Do hi. My name is Spirit and I'll be your massage therapist today. Are there any troubled areas that you'd like me to focus on? Is amazing right now? Your glutes they are rather tied. Okay, I'm going to need to get some extra lube to take care of your They do not use loube sir. Oh okay, Well then I need to have a talk with my massage therapist then, because I think that dude might be up to something nefarious. But let's talk to Danielle, who's on
the phone right now for a second date update. She is a massage therapist. She's actually a champion massage therapist. She actually won a competition that they do in Denmark
every year. I guess they have a massage championship. And she was on her date with a dude named David, and she feels like she talked about that a little too much and David like asked for a massage because he found out she was a champion, and she finally told him no, and she feels like maybe she was a little too blunt about it, and that's why he's not calling her back. So we're about to get him on the phone and find out if that is the reason. Danielle,
you're ready to go, Yeah, I'm ready. We'll dial his phone of her right now and we'll find out if your hands can wander his body someday. Just call him please, Okay, I think she's done with us. Hello, n I speak to David please. This is him. Hey, what's up man? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Who's that Jewbil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry, there's no Jewel here. I think there's a number. I am Jubil and I'm calling
you David. Oh okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but i'm calling you today because we recently got an email about you from one of our listeners. Okay, that's a little weird. Do you want to know who? Do you want to who? Yeah? Do you want to who? Do you want to who? He said, yes, Jubil, because I know who I do. Okay. Her name is Danielle and you actually went out with her on a date. Oh I know her? But why would she email you? Well, we do a segment on our show it's called the
Second Date Updates. So you've apparently stopped talking to Danielle since your date and she's wondering why. Okay, U a little awkward. I guess I don't get it though. Why was it awkward? I guess I got a little weird vibes from her? You got weird vibes from her. Yeah, some red flags came up. Whoa what kind of red flags? Well, she said that she was a masseuse. You know, okay, m normally that's not a red flag for most people. Well, most people are like, okay, cool, that's your job. More
likely that's like a benefit. I would date a massus at a heartbeat? Are you kidding me? I kind of took it as like a maybe a euphemism for something else, what you know? No, so no, wait, I don't know. Could you explain? Well, she was like talking about her job, and she's talking about really weird competition that she was a part of. This massage competition. Yeah, you're talking about the massage championship that I guess they have in Denmark. Oh yeah, you know about that, not until we talked
to her. So we talked to her a little bit about your date and she told us that information. That's the first time I've heard it. I had no idea that a championship for massage. Yeah, you you believe that? What do you mean? Do we believe it? Yeah, massage championship. That doesn't sound like fake to you. There's all sorts of weird things in this world. I mean, for God's sakes, there's like an air guitar championship. But it's odd, but
doesn't mean that it's not real. How would you even judge that it's just the same guy getting a massage over and over again. Even think about that? Are you telling me you think she's a liar? I mean I didn't know if she was lying or not. It was just that was like the start of the whole red flag segment of the date, and it just got worse from there. Oh so there is more stuff you didn't believe that she told you. Well, it's not so much sad.
It's like I asked her a couple of times if I can get a massage, and she said that she's a massage champion, so it's gonna be two hundred dollars for a half hour. Whoa, whoa, dang that pays off. Man. Yeah, I mean something probably comes with that, is what else thinking? What do you mean? What do you think that there's a happy ending at the end? Is that what you're insinuating? Yeah,
I wasn't born yesterday. That's that's prostitute talk. Much. You went online and went on a date with a prostitute. What am I supposed to think. What would you have thought? There's a person across the tables from me offering me two hundred dollars for half an hour. That sounds like a hooker. Whoa, I have something to say here? Weird. I can't imagine that you'd have anything to say Danielle. What is going on here? Oh that's Danielle. She's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you.
Oh my god. I am not a prostitute. I can't believe that's even an argument right now. I don't understand how you could think that I was a prostitute. Well, you're touching me and you're charging me per hour. I'm a massage therapist and that is my feet because I'm good at what I do. Okay, I mean you're also wearing boop earrings. So I didn't one of the tale tale signs. You didn't tell us. You didn't tell us that Danielle earrings. Are you serious? Yeah? Seriously, what the
hell are you even talking about, David? Yeah, you know hoop earrings. Like every movie you see, every prostitute has hoop earings. It's a preferred earring a profit. They also wear high heels and I don't know with girts so hair, Okay, you no one out of what David, You're being so ridiculous right now. I mean, you want to look at my credentials, go google it. This is a real job. I'm a real person. There's a lot of escorts out there that have websites, so you know, I see, David,
why are you so hung up on this? I mean, do you really think a prostitute would get in touch with a radio station to call you to go out on a second date? I mean, yeah, I guess that's a good point. But you know, there's a girl with hoop earrings who's charging me two hundred dollars for a massage. I mean, that's just what I'm going to think in the moment. Okay, David, I'm ended by this. Okay, sorry, that's it, all right, Just sorryogize. I accuse you being
a prostitute. But David, I know that you probably still think that Danielle might be a prostitute. But would you like to go out with her on a second date? We will pay for it? Oh my gosh, yeah yeah I would actually. Oh okay, so you've changed your mind? Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, maybe I will jump into conclusions. I guess there's a part of me that thinks, so maybe she's not a prostitute. Oh wow, dude, you really need to slow down on the sweet talk that you're
doling out there. Okay, there you go, Danielle, A little bit of David thinks that you might not be a prostitute. Would you put out I bet you're smooting. Wow, I'm so appreciative. So that's it. Yes, Danielle, I mean to be honest. I enjoyed everything else about our date, and so if he's genuinely reconsidering his assumptions, then why the heck not really? Well, yes, he's the time a guy that I look for, and you know, we had a
very great conversation. Otherwise, was very attracted to him, So I look forward to proving to him that I am a massage therapist and not a hooker. I always look for the opposite in my massage therapist. Texting at seven eight, five to nine two that says, I think my doctor is a prostitute. Broken jewel in the morning, talking about today's second date. Update if you missed it, Danielle wanted to call this dude named David Danielle as a massage therapist,
a world champion massage therapist. I didn't even know that championships for that, but apparently they do. And anyway, they went out on the date. They were talking and because she's so good at her job, she charges like two hundred bucks an hour to give people massages, and well, David, he thought that meant that she's a prostitute. I didn't want to call her back. Also, she was wearing hoop earrings, which apparently is the preferred earring of prostitutes. Yeah, I mean,
I didn't know. I feel like he's proposition in a lot of women out there that aren't prostitutes. Just if he's going and buy hoop bearings alone. So many all these ladies are prostitutes these days. They're everywhere at church everywhere. Yeah, look at her, she's an accounting So he was convinced that because she charges so much per hour, she must be a prostitute. And he didn't want to call her back.
We got her on the phone, they talked a little bit and then he was like, well, I guess I could go out with you again, because there's part of me that thinks that you might not be a prostitute. Not fully believing yet, I can't believe that she actually agreed to go out with him again. No, that's the most shocking part of this whole thing to me. Where are our standards at right now? Ladies? She said she just wanted to prove to him that she was not a prostitute and go out with him again. Ah. Man,
the dating pool is hard right now, isn't it. Well, he definitely guaranteed himself that he's not getting any on that day right for a long time. Ever. First, remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Although you already know if you're around somebody who has hoop earrings and has a job that charges two hundred buck an hour, you know what you're dealing with now since
this educational experience, and no need to call us. But if you send us an email and you want us to call the person who didn't call you back, we will do that for you. It's broken jewel in the morning ninety two point five