Brooking jewels. Second Dat up date. The guy on the phone for a second date update today says the girl that he met and the girl that he wants to call bonded over an instrument probably the sexiest instrument known to man, the banjo. That's right, he says. That's how he struck up a conversation with the girl that he wants to call today. I guess they are big fans of the banjo. And when you said sexy, I was immediately thinking bagpipe, So thank you for clarifying for me.
Those are probably the top two sexy instruments, but this time it involves banjo's So Sean, how does one bond over a banjo? What happened? I was at a show with a band. They had a banjo player, and I was really digging the guy and I at one point I said out loud, oh my god, this guy's so good. And there was a girl next to me. I wasn't there with her. I hadn't talked to her, but she heard me, and she just me and said, oh my god, yeah, I love this guy. Yeah it happened. And who doesn't
think a good banjo player is impressive? It is always impressive. Yeah, but never like. Man, this banjo's making me horny. Anybody else over here, sir? It's making me feel it too. Is that really what happened? Oh? Yeah, she got all hot and bothered. So tell us more about the evening. What was her name, Julianna? Julianna? All right, So we ended up talking a little bit. Of course, you can't really talk too much during the show, and I was
there with some friends. She was there with some friends of hers, but we both just kind of ditched them nice. All right, that's pretty good. That's a good sign ballsy on her part to just ditch your friends and go with random banjo lover. Well, you know, how often do you find a fellow banjo lover? Yeah? So afterwards we ended up going to a bar nearby, and how was that? It was great? You know, we hung out, had a drink, We were just talking and chatting and laughing a lot.
And in fact, we're both surprised when, after I don't know a little while twenty minutes or so, the bartender actually asked how long we had been dating? Oh so your chemistry was that good that it seemed like you guys were a thing. Yeah, so we laughed like, well, I guess if this counts as a date, we've been dating for about an hour now, that's awesome. Did you like that answer? Did you seem okay with it being
called a date? She was cool with it. You know, it was kind of awkward for both of us, but since it wasn't either of us that caused the awkwardness, we both just kind of laughed it off. And yeah, she seemed fine with it. And this was your actual date, right? You didn't go out with her, No, we just met and kind of decided to hang out for a minute. Okay. And how long how long was your guys just hanging out that night? Well, we were there for maybe half
an hour or so. And then I did something stupid. I spilled my drink on myself, you know, as we're laughing and talking and having a good time. Okay, okay, we all have spasms like that when we laughed. So was the date over then when you dumped your drink on yourself? No? Because she mentioned that she lived close by there, and I said, you know, I really wanted to hang out with her more, but not like covered into sticky alcohol. I said, look, I don't want to
be forward. I'm not trying anything, but would you mind if I went back to if we went back to your place and I could kind of clean myself up a little bit. How big of a drink? I mean, I've spiled a lot of drinks on myself and just been fine with it. Well, it was red wine. You know, you don't want to let it fit for too long. So it was your idea to go back to her place and then take your shirt off, yeah, and sit there and talk to her with out a shirt on,
or maybe borrow one of her frocks. I was thinking just like going, you know, wash it off into sink and then put it back on again. Let it be damp, and that would be honest. I didn't really think it through that far, all right, you were totally just using it as an excuse to go back to her place. That would have been nice. I wasn't though. I really did want to take their wine stained shirt. Did you guys go back to her place where she like, nah, that's good, we'll go out a different time. No, she
was fine with it, so we did. We went back to her place, and you know, I cleaned myself up as best I could and she said, hey, do you want another your drink? So we ended up hanging out at her place and having a couple of drinks and then oops, I spilled one on my pants. Now, sorry, I didn't see that one coming. So you know, I wish I had had that level of forethought and tried that, but I didn't. Oh you didn't, Okay, So you guys just hung out and talked for a while. Yeah, and
I'd had enough to drink by that point. I didn't really feel comfortable driving home, so I ended up crashing on her couch okay. And yeah, she was in her bed, I was in the couch. No funny business. Everything was cool. But we'd had a really good time. So what was it like in the morning. Did she wake you up? Well? I woke up before she did, and I didn't want to wake her up. I wanted to let her sleep, you know, as long as I could, So I just I left, thinking that that was the considerate thing to do.
Was there a note left behind or anything. Yeah, I left her a little note said hey, I didn't want to wake you had a great time. Hope we can hang out again. And I haven't heard from her since then. Okay, So what do you think might have gone wrong? Either she just wasn't having as good a time as I thought she was, or maybe she thought it was rude or something that I left without saying goodbye even though I was trying to beat, you know, as considerate as
I could. So I don't know. Okay, all right, well we'll figure it out for you. A play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool, thank you, Yeah, no problem, hang on rooking Jubil in the morning second update right in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just tuning in, Sean who's on the phone to do a second date update today, just gave every dude listening a great idea on how to get back to a lady's house. Just spill drinks
on yourself. Stop, because that's what he did on his date. He met a girl at a show. They bonded over the banjo player, and then they went to a bar after and we're having some drinks and he spilled his drink on himself and then he was like, oh man, now I need to take my shirt off and clean it. Can we go back to your place? And she said yes, so apparently it's a tactic that worked, Sean. I still think you did that on purpose. I wish I had and from now on I will you know if this
works anyway. I mean, like, if a guy said that to me, I would obviously think he wanted to get it on and my house and was using it as an excuse. Maybe she was disappointed that you didn't try anything. Really, I you know, I don't know. Maybe I was like too tipsy to pick up on that by that point. I didn't think I was. Who knows. Sean actually spent the night at her house and then left and left her a note saying that he had a good time, and then tried to get ahold of her after, but
hasn't heard anything from her. When doll her phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and find out why. You're ready? Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Julianna please? Yeah? This is she. Hey, Julianna, how are you? This is Jebel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who is this Jebel from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. I'm right, what is this? It's a radio show? Is this a scammer trying toform me something. I'm going to hang up. No,
I'm not trying to send anything at all. One of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Okay. His name is Sean, and he's a guy that you sort of went on a date with recently. Oh that went down? So you remember hanging out with Sean? Yeah, I remember him. It doesn't sound like you fondly remember him. You could say that, oh, oh, okay, he has great memories of you. Really, Yeah, that's why he emailed us. Sean wants to know why you're not calling him back. I think he's a sketch ball.
Is that a good enough reason? No? I mean we talked to him. I thought he was like dorky at worst, but a nice guy. So he called you. What did you say? Well, I don't want to tell you because you sound mad. I want to know. I want to know.
What did he say? Well, he said that he met you at some show and you guys were bonding over the great banjo player that they had, and then you went to Then you went to a bar after and he spilled a drink on himself and asked if he could go back to your place to kind of clean a shirt up or something, which we all said had to be an excuse to just get over to your place, but he swore up and down it wasn't. So I guess he didn't mention to you that he's a thief.
What whoa, Yeah, he's a cleptomaniac. He didn't drop that. Yeah, he didn't tell us that he likes to steal things. Yeah. So the next morning I was in my room, he was on the couch. I heard some rustling in the hallway and was like, I don't know, like five am or something, and then I heard a door closed, so I called out. I was like, Sean, Sean, hello, No answer, So I got up, walked out in the hallway. I looked around it, checked the couch. He wasn't there. He
was gone. But I saw that the closet door in my hallway was open where I keep my coats and stuff, okay, and he had put his coat there. So I went over to close it and his coat was gone. That makes sense, I guess if he was gone. But then all of my hangars were gone too. What Yeah, all of my empty hangars that were just hanging in my closet. We're gone. They were there, They were there before he came. So, yeah, he's a thief. Wait, you're accusing him of stealing coat
hangers from your house. I'm not assuming that that happened. I know what that happened. He did it. You sound very angry about these hangars being taken. Would you be angry if you invited someone back to your house after a really nice date and then found out that they stole things from you? Yeah, yeah, I think you'd be. Yeah, I guess, But I don't know why. Hangers just doesn't hit me that hard neither. It's so weird. They're my things. I only just met. We hung out for like a
couple of hours, and I invited him back to my place. Like, what the man, Like, why did you take my hangars? Yeah, it's a really valid question. It makes no sense. It's weird. It's sketchy and dumb. You didn't notice anything else missing from your house. It was just the hangars. You keep saying my hangers, like it's like it's not a big deal. But but he just took them. He didn't even know, he didn't say anything about it. He just took my hangers. That is weird, man. Yeah, I guess it is weird.
I don't know why you would take hangers. Don't you want to know why he would? Don't you know why he would want to steal your hangers? No, I don't care why he did it. I don't care how he tries to excuse himself. He's lucky I didn't call the police. I'd love to see him get arrested for that. Yeah,
I probably, Yeah, you probably could get him arrested. I'm kind of wondering why he would steal your hangers, So I think we should ask him, Julianna, because he's on the phone listening right now and wants to talk to you. What this is a setup? I don't like that word. It's a dirty way to describe it, but yeah, kind of Sean. Hey, Julianna, Wow, I didn't know you're on the phone, But since you are, what the hell are you thinking? A great question? Okay, this is a big misunderstanding.
Oh yeah, what's the misunderstanding? He took my hangers? And what's the misunderstanding? Okay, yeah, I took some hangars. I'm sorry, honestly. Okay, well you did take them? Oh my god, how is there misunderstanding? There so weird. All right, Julianna, just calm down, hear me out. Okay, there's actually a really good reason why I took the hangars. There is no good reason why you would take my hangar. I'm interested in hearing
the reason too. I think everybody is. And how many hangars are we talking about right now, like three or twelve? It was probably around fifteen or so. But okay, here's the thing. I just moved into a new apartment. My hangars are all in a box somewhere. I don't know where. Everything I own is in boxes, except for all my clothes that are in a pile on my kitchen table. So I was thinking, all right, I was getting my coat out of the closet, and I'm thinking, oh my god,
here's all these hangers. If I just grab a handful and tim with me, it'll make my life so much easier for the next few days. And then when I see her again, I'll bring them back because I'll have my life together a little bit more about that point, and I'll say, hey, you probably didn't even notice fees were gone, but I borrowed some of your hangers. I was thinking you'd like think it was charming and funny.
But it's so weird you thought that stealing my hangers and maybe actually want to see you again or surprisingly, but the fact that you sold my things would be exciting and charming, because that makes some no sense. I didn't steal anything, okay, I just borrowed something with every intention of giving it back. I'll bring them back today
if you want. And it's fifteen plastic coat hangers. That I didn't think being is when you asked someone, and ask someone usually that you know or you can't just need someone and then take their things and think it's okay that you'll bring it back. What about intee you again? Well, we'd had such a good time. I thought you were probably gonna want to hang out again. Really annoying too, that you would just assume that, so take my things and that's your reasoning. That is so stupid. Okay, yeah,
it was kind of inconsiderate. I probably should have said something about that on the note I left you. So I'm I'm sorry. You know, what do you want me to do? Honestly, at this point, I don't even care. Just keep the hangers? Do you think your angers maybe a little bit out of control? On this one. No one, No, no, you don't want a fust things that we just met that night. You don't know what's that gonna win someone over by taking their things? He just like that. What
doesn't that means for you to think? So every time he comes over, if we hang out again, he's gonna take something else? I don't. Yeah, that's true, like all of a sudden, you're silverware's missing, just a couple of forks though, I just I moved like not gonna lie, but like that's indicative of like kleptomaniac tendencies, Like what the hell that I think we're getting carried away? You think you're maybe blin us a little bit out of proportion for fifteen plastic coat hangers. I mean, I'm not
doing anything else proportion. Julianna, you're clearly fired up about this, and I think you two should get together and talk outside of this phone call. Would you like to go on a second day? No? Would you like to go on a second day with Sean? Will pay for it? I don't care how fast you say it, I'm not doing it. If I said this, best got a seconday with him? What is that fast? Come on? Give up a chance. He's like dumb with social graces maybe, but
he doesn't sound like a bad person. Well, dumb with social racism, not not attractive. I don't know. This is Beery. Look, whether you want to hang out again or not, that's fine. But I'm gonna tell you what. I'll come back to your place tonight. I'll bring back your hangers. No no, no no no no no no, you don't did you hear that? Though he said he'd bring up brand new sets. That's an upgrade. You're right, Jewel, Well you're the god. If you come up with tonight with those hangars, I'm
gonna shut him inside you. That was aggressive. You never know that could be even more incentive for him. In the morning text in at seven eight five nine two says that Julia woman from the second day update, only two words come to mind. Whack job, very high pitched man, she gets mad. Yeah, except I kind of agree with her, though I don't think she's that much a whack job. Really, yeah, I mean, just because it's hangers doesn't mean it's not weird.
Took something. You don't know what we're talking about. We're talking about today's second date update. This dude named Sean wanted to call Juliana. That's her name, and she wasn't calling him back because he stole hangers from her. I know it sounds weird. Yeah, he woke up in the morning took some hangers and she was really mad about it. Now, she did kind of freak out a little too much, maybe kind of be like, why would you take my hangers?
Instead of calling him like a thief and yelling at him a bunch, But she agreed to never go out with him again. She doesn't ever want to see him again because he's a kleptomaniac and a thief. I was so unorganized I wouldn't even know if he stole a bunch of my hangers. Yeah, I'd had no idea. I'll tell him. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do excuse me me. There you go. Man. All you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.